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It has come to our attention that you've been doing lots of good pee reviews recently and not getting any praise for it. This has to stop. How would you like to join PEEING? To be honest it won't really change anything except it'll probably lead to you getting a RotM nom. Also you'll get the respect of your peers... maybe. Sounds like a blast, right? Just add yourself to the Fresh Stains section on this page and never look back.

Oh, and thanks for doing all the great reviews. --Black Flamingo 23:48, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:18, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 14, 2011 (UTC)


You owe me a soda.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:35 Jul 14, 2011

no u ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:36, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Soda? Can I have a Sprite? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:42, 14 July 2011
Out ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:43, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Oh noes, haz I maken the honourable snowman angry? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:52, 14 July 2011
Oh no...what happens when a snowman gets aaaaaangry!!?!?! gasp! --ShabiDOO 10:25, July 14, 2011 (UTC)


I don't get it - why do you actually force me into needless expanding of the eabhai article? What's the point of doing such a thing? The article is quite short, I agree, and maybe not really funny but I think that further expanding would only make it less funny. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 12:01, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

Because it's short and lacks pics. It needs a heap of work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:23, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, I can agree on the 'lacks pics' part but there is nothing wrong in a short article. Some articles are long, others are short. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:36, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
Replace it with a {{stub}} they have no time limit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:44, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, thanks. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:49, July 16, 2011 (UTC)


Urinating fountain


I snuck into your house and wet your bed. Sorry. HauntedUndies. 00:04, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Lovely. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:24, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Shitty One-liner

You want to delete that? Delete short article, long article, three word article and many more. Please take it off Quick VFD as it is intentionally bad, not actually bad, if you get my meaning. Seijana 09:07, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Move it into your userspace, the admins will not approve of it in the mainspace...

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:22, July 17, 2011 (UTC)


Beeentleyy The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gag (talk • contribs)

???????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:52, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

To Sir Frosty, a massage from Blind Pugh

I lick you very much.

Yrs truly,

Blind Pugh

I'm confused. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:03, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry to have confused you Frosty. I too am confused- please can you help with my Zepellin page? I'm trying to get an image I've uploaded to appear and cannot. I feel stoopid. I've tried asking the computer nicely, but... Blind Pugh 20:32, July 26, 2011 (UTC) No wait- I didn't click Upload...When I've done that I'm going to shoot myself. Do you have any advice about calibre, entrypoint, appropriate 'farewell' clothing, etc? Yours chumpfully, Blind Pugh 06:01, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

Wait what. Stop confusing me! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:26, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry about the thing that doesn't work

It will eventually, I swear! But I have to sleep sometime!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 08:32 Jul 19, 2011

Yes it's working. Excellent, I am already using and abusing (*ahem* let's just pretend that wasn't there) It's um powers... MWAHAHAHAHAHA ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:05, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

House Neopowell Salutes You

Game Of Thrones is due to be featured, mofo. Many thanks for your vote, as I reward I now see you as much, much sexier. Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 10:07, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

I like thankyou's makes me look important. Thanks for the thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:05, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, July 21, 2011 (UTC)


Hey, Frosty. So anyways, I'm looking to adopt a n00b and I'm having trouble. Can you give me some advice on how to find a n00b? --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 16:35, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

Generally look through the New Users log and help and give advice to new users that seem to be struggling. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:37, July 22, 2011 (UTC)


Er, why did you do this? I don't think the edits of EpicWinner were vandalism. They also don't seem to be nonsense. Or did you just not agree with them? Because I think that in such cases one should use an edit summary. Schamschi, 08:00, July 23, 2011 (UTC)

His finding about the decline of the show is neither constructive nore helpful. Therefore I reverted it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:19, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
OK, I've now read the whole history section of the article. Why do you think the edits weren't helpful? If you mean the sentence 'Even though most will say the first ten seasons were the best, they are forgetting that 10-12 are essentially the same shitty seasons, only ten is a "nice round number".' , I agree, this sentence is bad. But apart from that, he mainly made Mike Scully out to be the reason for the show's decline, which I find to be beneficial especially in the lead section, because there, no specific reason was given for the show's decline before. The only thing that might be a problem is that in the history section, he didn't elaborate on Mike Scully, but only mentioned him once and then never again. But even so, I don't find this to be a major problem, because the rest of the "From Japan to Brazil or The Great Yellow Decline" section isn't that coherent either (I'm not saying it's all random, just that some things are replaceable). And also, I have no problem if you think that the edits didn't improve the article (I hadn't read any of the article before, so I don't really care, I just had it on my watchlist because I had removed the link to the Jasper from The Simpsons article after that article was initially huffed), I just think that "reverting" edits gives the impression that you were undoing vandalism, which was the actual reason I asked you. Schamschi, 22:59, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
Well it was my call to revert it, is you disagree revert me I don't give a shit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:05, July 23, 2011 (UTC)


Hi Frosty, Another n00b here just to give another friendly reminder that I still have 8 proxies you'll never find! - 03:16, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

Cool-story-bro ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:17, July 24, 2011 (UTC)
Or Ill just use another. - 03:44, July 24, 2011 (UTC)
Coooooooooooooooooool ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:45, July 24, 2011 (UTC)
Like...oh my good...Another n00b is like the coolest stud ever. Boy does he turn me on with those hot proxies! --ShabiDOO 13:16, July 24, 2011 (UTC)


I saw a user minutes ago called "Vandalizewiki101" . i suggest this guy as a vandal. can you Report/ban him?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:20, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

He technically hasn't done anything wrong. Yes a suspicious user name. But only report if user is being bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:22, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Sig makeover?

Nah. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 07:42, 31 July 2011

i did it wrong. Every time I used that sig everything user it was made small. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au

About Captain Picard

I removed the FFW from it because Zombiebaron has indicated he's fine with people removing his FFWing if they find a page funny. So I'm going to remove it again... and I guess tell Zombiebaron on his talkpage. ---- 16:46, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

You are winner

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month July 2011 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:08, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

You are winner... again

Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month July 2011 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:18, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Are are an awards whore.

Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month July 2011 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:31, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

My Article

Is it big enough now? I added some content to it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ilovecheeseandsausage (talk • contribs)

Linkage? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:05, August 4, 2011 (UTC) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ilovecheeseandsausage (talk • contribs)
Yeah, I added {{Deadend}} to it though. Just add some more links and you can remove it. PLEASE SIGN YOUR POSTS. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:14, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry about that. User:Ilovecheeseandsausage

The Chuckle Brothers

Hey/ I saw you reverted my refined version of the Chuckle Brothers back to the older less concise Chuckle Brothers page. Why is this?

Wasn't funny. Removed content? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:28, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

And a rambling list of celebrities is? Also as someone who along with my friend mattd created most of that page I'd rather not see someone like yourself reverting back to unfunny edits. I wonder if it was you who put back in the rape jokes as well which were rather tasteless and out of line with the article.

Cool-story-bro ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:40, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

Please then stop reverting back to older edits of this page. It is really up for people with a talent and knack of satire to do it, rather than yourself. Cheers.

By which I mean if you want me to care/listen don't refer to me as an idiot. Also sign your posts. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:46, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Frosty: Stop tryin to act like you got a huge dick and assume good faith. Also, stop trying to act like you got a huge dick.
  2. Mtmntmene or whatever your name is, I don't know because you don't sign your posts: Sign your posts. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:54, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

Really all I can say is that seeing as picture humour is about as clever as your humour goes hows this for you?



The heck? I did assume good faith. Large section of said page were removed and having (-2,000) bytes sparked my attention. Second TKf instead of making a big deal out of one mistake I made go do something constructive. Thirld you sign like thius (~~~~). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:43, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

Adopt a Noob

Hey Frosty, thanks for adopting/taking pity upon me. I haven't written my own article just yet, but I have added to others. But one of my additions was taken down twice for some unexplained reason. It wasn't vandalism, it was funny. Perhaps not the funniest, but certainly better than some of the dreck I have come across. I undid the edits, but is there something I did wrong? --Mattityahu 04:28, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, sorry for the late response, but Ill try and give you some advice. The two big no nos here are simply saying something sucks and being totally random. You seem to have written in the style of this sucks. Change this to satire which is what Uncyclopedia is all about and you're edits will succedd. If you need more help I'll gladly help you out. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:42, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

I guess my ban is up because I can respond now. Hooray! You said I wrote "in the style of this sucks." Is that you subtly trying to tell me I'm not funny? Because I don't think I was just saying "these guys suck, blah blah blah." Should I have fleshed it out more and made it it's own article instead of just adding it on to that one? --Mattityahu 05:21, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Pretty much. Sorry about the auto-ban this new automitic triple revert auto-ban is pretty new, and full of flaws I tried a no ban feature but it failed. In summary yes flesh it out more offer an explanation to your writing not just it. That's what makes a funny concept. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:42, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Two things.

One, I hereby declare you a poopsmith, or something. Feel free to archive VFD, qvfd, and ban patrol to your hearts content... nay, please do. And please do it right; I highly doubt anyone will be watching after you. So... yeah. *shifty eyes*

On another note, when reverting someone, especially when they explicitly ask what's so bad about what they're doing, it often helps to say why you're reverting them, and why they shouldn't do whatever they're doing. Otherwise it tends to just annoy them; meantime they'll probably do it again because they still don't know why they oughtn't. Obviously this doesn't always apply; some folks are just hopeless, but it still helps to assume good faith in the meantime. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:46, 4 August 2011

Oh yay. Ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:56, August 5, 2011 (UTC)


Thanks for both your support and your VFD. I'll try to be less hopeless in the future. --Mattityahu 05:22, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:40, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Cheers Frosty

I really had no idea what was going on there. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:58, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Lawl. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:25, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Your Faithful Noob

Hey Frosty. I finished my first article (Confidence) and I'd like to post it to get some feedback. But I'd also like to make sure it doesn't get automatically deleted, banned or sent back in time. Could you please use your poopsmithing skills to tell me how I might accomplish that? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mattityahu (talk • contribs)

Ok first off you can move it into the mainspace now that you're autoconfirmed, if you'd like some proper feedback, submit it to review. If you get good feedback all is well, if not you can follow the advice given. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:17, August 8, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

The Big Crunch


Thank you very much for the vote. Because of Dark Matter you have nothing to fear. Cheers!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:23, Aug 11


Nice job, but could you make it so the words "Fact Alert" are centered?

This user knows too much. Please let your local Illuminati center know if he ever messes with templates again. He'll be assassinated dealt with accordingly

-David Rockefeller

LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:46, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Forget about it, I just found the incredibly 1337 solution:<centr></centr>. So leet! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:50, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Center tags are deprecated. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:50, August 13, 2011 (UTC)


Much thanks for your vote from Shabidoo and Funnybony. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:13, Aug 14

No probs. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:54, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Uncyclopedia:Check the history DAMMIT!, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

A welcome reply

You are nice enough to welcome people and this is what you get: User talk:UnMcCandlish LOL, I really hop this guy is trolling! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:38, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Um yes I did find that amusing, and is certainly one of the weirdest but not the weirdest replies to a welcome message I've ever seen. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:41, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
Oh thanks for the drama source! It's like the Another Noob talkpage, do you have other drama filled stuff? And remember: s-u-p-e-r-g-e-n-i-u-s. LOL I'm pretty sure that's the guy I sent an IPjoin to tonight while he was working on pool Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:50, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
Category:Best forum topics ever is always a fine read when I'm looking for archived drama. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:59, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
I'm on Irc right as of fucking now (and it's boring as hell). These messaging could be more efficient if you wish! 21:50, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

You were unfair

I think your ban on me was unfair as I was trying to improve what I thought was one of the most abusive and unpopular articles on this wiki the amy winehouse article. I have a sense of humour but this is just plain horrible, its uncomftarble reading and it makes no point whatsoever User Fretover

I didn't block you, I am not an admin. Check your block log and take it up with them. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:55, August 20, 2011 (UTC)



Frosty frosty frosty frosty OH OH OH, Frosty frosty frosty frosty la la la

Frosty frosty frosty frosty shaka shaka shaka, Frosty frosty frosty frosty poop poop poop

Frosty frosty frosty frosty pee pee pee, Frosty frosty frosty frosty MILF MILF MILF

Frosty frosty frosty frosty piss piss piss, Frosty frosty frosty frosty CHINK CHINK CHINK!

:) --ShabiDOO 22:20, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Explain... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:24, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
It cannot be explained. Only experienced. Only understood. Only lived. --ShabiDOO 05:16, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
Fair enough... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:21, August 21, 2011 (UTC)


What does it mean to be in the category you added me to? Articles Lyrtidjfkahsjksfhd will delete... --ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII 02:41, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

I think someone else did that... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:41, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

The evil eye

I have question comrade frosty. What is the mean of Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!.this is User :50 Years of Victory!

Quote spam and Soviet Russia jokes are kinda lame, the eye is to say we're watching you...... In summary don't over use them. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:34, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

Simple English Promotion

Frosty, congratulations! I have selected YOU as the guinea pig for my new experiment with the sysop-lite thing on Simple English Uncyclopedia! Essentially, you are now an admin.....but with a twist. You don't have the authoritah or the coveted banhammer. But with a lot of hard work and 5 small payments of $545,454,354 and a Suregel coupon you may have the hope of obtaining one. But, congrats on your promotion!--Colonel Sanders 20:30, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

Yay vandalism ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:53, August 24, 2011 (UTC)

A simple little notice...

Frosty, =*I*= have not come to abuse you!!! I *LOVE* YOU!!!!

...OH, you actually managed to replace the Uncyclopedia standard image with your own, aqua-blue "frosty" ikcon?!? Awesome?!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Oh hi, and you are? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:52, August 24, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

You've been busy tonight, haven't you?

Lol, the image makes me laugh, thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:44, August 26, 2011 (UTC)


Check out my new sig. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 27 August 2011, at 22:30

You have too many. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:10, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Sig 2 was used for a week or so, Sig 3 was used for 2 and a half weeks, Sig 4 was never used, and the original purple sig was my original sig. But I like this one because it dosen't reference lollipops or Canada at all. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 05:18
Baah ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:42, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Moo. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 06:05
Cool story their borther, right to the point :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:05, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
I'm still trying to figure out what the sign in your sig means, I'm gonna go to sleep, I hope I don't dream about it :S Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:09, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Oh hello there. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:10, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
It represents that my sig is more creative than Frosty's. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 05:37
I still have a larger penis. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:14, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Snowmen don't have penises (unless you count that carrot nose). --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 17:47


If I started a mission to defrost you -- Hi! BVI 17:06, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

They'll never take me alive! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:13, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 1, 2011 (UTC)


User:Fag/Fag of the Month/Win Here. You are officially a fag. Hi! BVI 23:33, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

You voted for Colorless green ideas sleep furiously on VFH. Maybe now us ideas will be a little less furious.

Thank you! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:54, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
No problemo ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:55, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
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