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You helped develop the anti-death drug!

Liquid medicine
UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Tophat headless 16:16, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:11, 19 May 2011

I'm wearing a giant glittery butterfly dress.

It's kind of hard to move in.

Less to the point, did you intentionally disable the new section tab on your userpage, or was that just the result of stealing the box thing from Zombiebaron?

And completely beside the point, before your vandalism starts to get a little excessive, could you be a dear and tone it down a mite? It's fine when it amuses, but after awhile these things grow a little tiresome. Kind of like walking around in a dress made out of giant glittery butterfly wings. Bloody tiresome. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:38, 20 May 2011

I dunno why the edit sction tab isn't orking for you, I have it on my talk page... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:50, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Wat vandalism??? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:51, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

*draws a smiley face on Frosty* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:05, 20 May 2011
AGHHHH YOU TROLL LYRITHYA, I HAET YOU!!!! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:13, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
Poop. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:47, 20 May 2011
You are the poop --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:04, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

POOOOOOP

I welcomed a new user and you edit conflicted me with your welcome. I hope you melt. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:42, 21 May 2011

Consider it repayment for the countless times you've done it to me. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:43, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
We are the welcome rivals. By the way, can you just sit there in that sunny spot, as I put a large magnifying glass over you? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:46, 21 May 2011
I see no sun, I see a lot of thunder storm o_O --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:47, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Where I was today (after school I was in Hamilton) it was 27 degrees celsuis. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:50, 21 May 2011
Yeah well its Saturday, 13 degrees Celcius, and pouring with rain. I'm in Another time zone dude. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:51, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Templates

Hi Snowman! I was wondering how to submit templates on VFD, I'd like to delete that one:

I am currently rewriting the Quebec article and it just not a beautiful template I think. And there is nowhere else we could use it, that's for sure. wat do? Now it will be your turn to suffer with winter down there! XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:19, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Hmmmm I wouldn't submit template to VFD unless its totally unused, this template has links to userpages which is kinda a grey area. I'd simply remove the template from said page and forget about it. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:22, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
OK, thanks. You'll be alright to get out the freezer in a short while I guess! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:30, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
I live in the freezer. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:31, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

lol

lol, thanks for welcome. Desciclopédia 08:10, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

this my name of user is the name of Uncyclopedia in portuguese. Desciclopédia 08:11, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
No problemo --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:12, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Reply

Well, what the hell do you mean?

Are you talking about my subpage template things?

Those are because I'm too lazy to type out 100 lines of code that I barely understand, like everyone else, it's easier to just make a template.

B1KArt 05:29, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

Ahh touche --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:14, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Lol, did you just block me? Why?

B1KArt 05:29, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

No I didn't its a joke list, I also recommend you fix your sig up in your preferences before an admin really does ban you --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 05:31, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I just saw that part at the top, I need to pay more attention. Also, the not putting the signature was an accidental Shoop. I already got hassled by Chief for that.

B1KLinks 05:47, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

No I mean go to your preferences and where it says Signature type {{SUBST:nosubst|User:B1KWikis/sig}} should fix it --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 05:49, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah...That's exactly what I did

Zep Revision

Hey, saw that you reverted my edits on the Led Zeppelin page. Was it too big of an edit to all go at once, or did you just think the new content was kind of stupid? In the words of the Fresh Prince, "I ain't even mad", but I just wanted to know why it had been reverted (for the sake of experience) and whether I could reconcile the problem so I could keep my edit.

Thanks,

--Tfrne 21:07, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

Removing a couple of thousand bytes at once is a tiny bit suspicious none the less if it was constructive, write an edit summary along the lines of "removing stupid content" or "trimming down" --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:41, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for your help.

--Tfrne 04:43, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

Don't bother changing your statement because you forgot to log in it edit conflicted me. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:45, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome?

Hello, Donkeypuncher, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you: - *Beginner's Guide - *Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends - *How to be funny and not just stupid - If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these: - *About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia - *How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia - *Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue - I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. - - At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Donkeypuncher/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. - - If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! - - If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:28, June 1, 2011 (UTC) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Donkeypuncher (talk • contribs)

Um what? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:32, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Well, now that's different. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:42, 1 June 2011
^^--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:03, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

I very humbly thank you for the vote on NOTM as well as VFH..though i dont really see the point of the latter anymore..But thanks for the support man..--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 17:57, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Every vote counts and I thouht you did rather well, maybe it'll get featured, I mean 16 votes in favour, come on?! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 21:50, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you, sire. Yeah if i get one more it will be cool.though another aginst will be just the final nail in the coffin. Next one, maybe. But I support is always welcome, you know. :)--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 23:05, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
The above post doesn't really sound right. But what do I know I am drunk--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 23:07, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Ahhhhh

What is this Category Diffuse template? I saw someone disassembling the Politicians category because that new template was put up. The only thing which I think should be taken out is miscategorized stuff, all other articles can be listed in many categories at once and not just in subcategories. Even the actors and actresses ones, divided, actually dilute the pages, and I added large letter links on both now. But to divide up Politicians into a dozen categories, with them only listed once, hides all of pages into a mass of random. imnho. This is almost but not quite getting into the Lyrthyia syndrome of destroying the wiki while saving it.Aleister 10:34 4-6-'11

Lyrithya said that once a category becomes over large it should be diffused into smaller categories, hence the temmplate

example

Politicians should be divided into smaller groups because it is extremely general and overpupulated as a result. It can be subcated into: American Politicians, Dictators, Republicans, etc. Now of course if someone has no idea what they are doing tries to diffuse the categories that of course its going to become a huge mess, and I think Lyrithya should try and keep an eye on who is using it. She gave me very clear instruction of how to use it and hence I've found very large categorises to diffuse. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 22:13, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Clerks

When you pissed on my article the other day you said you could move it to my userpage? Unless you think it's worth unveiling to the public kind of like it is now then I would appreciate it. Thanks! --!0German flag - BigDuck 21:59, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Ok I will, so you can work on it in your own time. Once you think its done take it back to Pee Review and get it re-reviewed if its given the all clear I'll move it back into the mainspace. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:42, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Orangutans

Hello. *hugs Frosty* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:07, 8 June 2011

Ok now that is just weird... What have you broken now? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 00:17, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Beats me. You just said you wanted hugs up there somewhere. Unrelatedly, for fake logos, please use {{logo}}. I demonstrated on your icicle thing. There are various reasons, not all of which involve arbitrary cabal decrees. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:42, 8 June 2011
Ok... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:00, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty...

You are mean. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:08, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)

Hey I learn from the very best on edit conflicting with welcome messages. But if its such a big deal you can welcome the next noob. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:11, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Thankyee. *Very happy now.* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:19, 8 June, 2011 (UTC)

Paul Revere

Hi, Frosty, yesterday I created an article on Paul Revere, figuring that with the Sarah Palin controversy, Uncyclopedia could use an article on the subject that made humorous reference to the controversy without being angry and political. You sent me an automatic message about how I should become a user, so I did. Anyway, my article is listed as ICU. I've read the "how to be funny article" and done some edits, but would appreciate some advice. What does my article need? Pictures? Less pop culture references? The friend I showed it to was amused, but maybe she's biased... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Yemeknight (talk • contribs)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

What I think of you

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good. - 89.243.139.233 12:40, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

That's nice. Now tell us the one that dosen't suck! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:56, 12 June 2011
Wow... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 22:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Whoever this IP is,I like him. Once he creates an account, I dd him on my buddies list. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:56, 12 June 2011

Where's my snowball?

You promised me a snowball back when I vouched you for rollback. I gave you a lollipop. Where's my snowball? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:51, 13 June 2011

snowball.gif --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:54, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Ever heard of my talkpage? Also, please do it in the style that I do my lollipops in. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:55, 13 June 2011

As promised


--ChiefjusticeXBox 08:59, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Wait...why haven't I got an award yet? I've mocked Lyrithya tons of times. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:27, 15 June 2011

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Your wiki Insanitypedia

Can I be admin? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:29, 17 June 2011

Yeah my brother just did it. We'lll make you a bureaucrat with time probably... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:01, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
I made a new logo. You'll see it up in a sec. Also, i'll change the monobook skin. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:24, 17 June 2011

Yo, Frosty

How are ya? I realized I didn't drop in for awhile so I am taking this opportunity to say you are doing a great job! I voted for your sorry ass for UotM but it seems you are bound for mediocrity forever! I am telling you I just finished this UnNews, I think you may like since you seem to like my style. I really think it is not bad at all or else I would not have bothered you. UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city. You really are 15? You sure don't sound like it bro, I may be a noob, but I see how your contribs to the site I am now hooked on are significant. If you take the time to read it, give me a one-liner about the article! Or else I will have to thaw your ass and waterboard you! I vow we'll hang your hat and branches as an example! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:45, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Because I go to a start school heh, no really I do! Ok I will read it... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 05:46, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
I enjoyed your reference to me and the article in general, but especially the reference. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 05:48, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
Everytime there is some reference to cold in my articles, I'll link you to it. That is your fate! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:54, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
I think "Snow" counts as cold too --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 05:56, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
You're a dumbass for pointing out the truth Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:59, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Naked Sophia

That IP is a literal genius. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 07:04, 19 June 2011

I guess so? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:04, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
haha poo bum wee...that article was so great I nommed it for VFH. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 07:05, 19 June 2011
I will sell my soul if it passes --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:06, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Sel it to whom? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 07:08, 19 June 2011
No idea. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:09, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Since it probably won't even make it, how about the dim peeper. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 07:10, 19 June 2011


Disclaimer

Twelve12
I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

Army Tank U

--Tophat headless 01:19, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

You have a fucking new message

Freak-out-gif
Somebody sees Frosty naked.

Hi bro, I just Peed on your article and put the review [[Talk:HowTo:Break Your Addiction to Uncyclopedia|there]], like I say in it, feel free to contact me if you want help, it shows promise! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:24, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Was the Pee review helpful bro? I hope so! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:31, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Twas, Ive been touching it up a bit --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:43, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Cool, as I said in the review, when you're stuck or think you're finished, give me a call on my TP and I'll help you. Who knows, mayb I could nom it for VFH... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:28, June 25, 2011 (UTC) PS, just to know, not that I think this is important at all, do you have a feature?
Frosty does not have feature )': Frosty is still a lowly MUN! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:30, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Well, Mattsnow sees in Frosty's article some promise, if Frosty listens to some of the advice Mattsnow gave and improves his article, Mattsnow will sure help him when asked so that the goal would be a VFH. I'll help you, man, you were cool with me from the day I registered here. I see promise in this article. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:09, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
I'm stuck on it, I've givven it a minor re-write but I'm sorta funning out of ideas on improving it. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 06:07, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Ghillie Suit

Okay, so you say my article needs more work. I know it's a bit short but I did put quite a bit of forethought and work into it and I'd be quite disappointed if my first article was deleted, so any advice would be really appreciated. Seijana 07:35, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Not too good on the topic, but I can move it into your userspace which eliminates time restraiants I can do that, so you can work on it at your own pace. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:37, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Well, now it has much longer, I'll see what I can do. Coming up with a few jokes on the subject wasn't too much trouble, but I'm honestly not sure about how I could go about expanding it. In my experience the best jokes are short and sweet. Seijana 03:10, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

IIIIEEeuuuwwww

You touched gay pictures. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 08:47, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

While using a very hot cat. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 08:48, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Very,very veery [[1]] - btw how DO you link to wikipedia without it becoming a link like that? Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 09:09, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
[www.example.com Example] is how. Play colse attention to space and only one [ --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 21:56, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Wikipedia, being another and rather popular wiki, can also be linked with an interwiki link - just prefix the link with wikipedia: and it will go there. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:03, 25 June 2011

The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!
Tacoooooos!!

Thanks! Jackofspades (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

Pantsless Thanks

Question

Whats up your butthole --DFly 10:19, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

What? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:20, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

You know...

When people win something, you could tell them. Even if they already know, it makes them easier for the rest of us to track down and laugh at. On that note, have you won that thing yet? I want to laugh at you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:00, 1 July 2011

What thing... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:28, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
Some thing. You may or may not find out when I laugh at you as a result. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:27, 3 July 2011

thanks

Sun8 ...for helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:28, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey thats okl, I hope I tooo will get a feature one of these days... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:33, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
Lets colaborate...some time in the latter summer! --ShabiDOO 14:39, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

But

you gotta update the main page too, the writer and the nOOb of the month section. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 14:50, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Talk to an admin about that, because I'm sure the templates used there are fully protected. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:38, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome to the QA patrol

You have either volunteered for or been volunteered to be part of the official QA patrol. Please review your duties on the linked forum and get crackin'. You can of course opt out, but then you'll have to live with the knowledge that you're totally lame for the rest of your Uncyclopedian career.

Uncyclopedia thanks you for doing your part in the ongoing battle against cruft.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 19:14 Jul 04, 2011

Yeah ok, will do ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:06, July 4, 2011 (UTC)


Ghana

What exactly about my edits constitutes "vandalism"? The previous version contained the "WTF" tag, so I incorporated some real names and famous Ghanaian things into a completely fabricated new Nation of Ghana... Isn't that the point of the site? Doggybaggirl 06:06, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

They are actually both kinda awful, so whatever. I cant be bothered. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:03, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
Hmm... Maybe you don't know enough about Ghana. I've read other country articles and actually found mine to be one of the better ones, although Ethiopia is the best that I read. I guess it's just hard to get the same sort of humor across the site and for every topic. Doggybaggirl 06:06, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Some paes get vandalised over time, instead of trying a re-write why not look through the revision history for a better version. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:08, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Well, perhaps a good start would be asking what you disliked about it, since you thought it was vandalism? ALL of it or just a certain section? Do you think it was because you don't know Ghana well or do you know Ghana well and have issues with parts (or all) of it?
After reviewing past edits, it seems that there was not much variation among previous edits. The article was simply never very well-developed.Doggybaggirl 06:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia is the Worst

So. Just to be clear. You went through the trouble of deleting the section I added to Uncyclopedia is the Worst, which is true, honest-to-god whining from the Garfield Talk page. Fine. But I charge you with negligence. Why did you go half-way? The entire last third of that article is actually vandalism that somehow slipped past the censors.

Shame. YouFang 03:23, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Lol whoops I undid my edit, so its baack there. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:21, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Oy!

Where'd your talkpage go? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:02, 7 July 2011

I'm not even gonnna bother to answer that... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:14, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the Pee

Well, yeah, thanks for the review.

OK.

Right.

This is really akward, maybe I should jus-- EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

QuickVFD header

Re "What idiot forgot to write the header?": That was me; sorry. I was going to try to resurrect the "Julie" meme from July 2007 but couldn't think of a good way to do so, so I ended up doing nothing. (During July of 2008, 2009, and 2010, I had nothing to nominate on QVFD or at least wasn't very active there. Go figure.) --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 23:19, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Nah its ok, it was a joke more than anything. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Libya

Why did you revert my edits at Libya? :( Dudidi 13:02, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

I liked the article better the way it was,if you disagree revert it if you must. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:16, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thank You

Thanks for nominating me for N00b of the Month! It's really encouraging.--Xamralco 00:15, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

umm

ok lol. i am new her, an i mak a artikle. u want to be my bff? lol Sheep of Meep 06:56, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

lol ok, but in all seriousness piss off, heres a tip to get away with sockpuppetry, pick a less obvious username. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:58, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
i dont kno wut u r takin abot. Sheep of Meep 06:59, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
Happy to help ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:00, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
dud wat u talkin abot liek use sum prpr grammr lol --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:38, 12 July 2011
What the fuck Lollipop? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:07, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Brble brble brble grammar brble brble brble Frosty's talk page la la la la donkey meat shaba shaba doo doo Lolllipop!!! --ShabiDOO 01:11, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Why are you people still discussing this? That pathetic excuse of a troll was banned. MOVE ON DAMN IT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:13, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
 :( okay okay okay zheeeesh! Well, Lolllipop...lets go and goof off on someone elses talk page. Somewhere where we are just slightly more welcome. :( --ShabiDOO 01:20, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Lyrithya died, stupid Ljlego go yell at him for me! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:21, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Finish what you started. Please.

Frosty, if you're going to move one of Uncyc's classic pages, then please either leave a redirect, or at least look at what links to it and change the links on those pages so they still point to it. Particularly Allah, which is kind of the whole point of it. I suggest going and creating a redirect right now. I'd do it myself, but that wouldn't make the point so well. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:17, Jul 12

Oh damn I didn't mean to suppress the redirect. None the less I created the rediredct first thing when I got up. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:03, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Reviews

Frosty...I just looked at the five reviews. I thought the were all well done (though someone may check up on me to make sure that is the case...so if its not...then they were garbage and you should have done better). I particularly like that you go section by section in the humour area, something I do myself (p.s. I dont consider myself amazing at the reviews, just something I like doing so consider this all friendly advice and nothing more). I also like that you are encouraging, point out what the writer has done well, that you aren't harsh with the criticism (if there is anything here I hate more, its harsh criticism without any positive feedback/explanation/encouragement/examples etc... Some things to think about when doing the reviews (Im only pretty much repeating here what a couple people have said to me before). Take it easy on new or inexperienced writers. For example in Avant Garde Jazz...while you gave a nice score and everything and did a good review, try to keep it a little high on the encouragement and examples and advice (which you do mostly do anyways...and beside its not his first review...but you know what I mean). With Final destination, you did a good review as the others though I thought it could have used a suggestion or two. I am not sure if you like to give suggestions or can come up with ideas quickly, all I recommend is that you don't hold back with suggestions if you have them. I rarely get them and when I do I appreciate it a lot. I found the other three well done, especially the Two and a Half Men one. Its actually pretty hard to review articles already well written, especially by experienced users, no? Anyhoo, amazing that you turned out 5 good reviews so quickly and I hope to see you reviewing one of my articles some time! Also, I dreamed about you last night with the left side of your body melting and then re-freezing into the form of strange octopus with icicle tenticles that some dog peed on. Really really frightening Frosty!!! --ShabiDOO 23:00, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Just about the last section mainly, but ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:02, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
I should never share my dreams with anyone. Frosty, it's just friendly advice. I liked your reviews. Let me know if you really didnt get anything. I'm going to bed in a moment. I won't share with you what happens. --ShabiDOO 23:36, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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