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I was wondering what the Adopt-a-Noob program actually does. I was wondering if you could explain?--IFYMB! (talk) 06:09, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

It is where an experienced user mentors a new user so they become familiar with the requirements/rules of Uncyclopedia and writing for it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:20, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Do I count as a new user? if so who can adopt me?--IFYMB! (talk) 03:48, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Some of the people here are still active, althought some of them arent ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:51, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

You're on that list and seem like a nice guy,would you adopt me? --IFYMB! (talk) 04:03, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

yah ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:29, January 2, 2013 (UTC)


Can I get rid of the Nomination for N00b of the Moment thing on my user page? MagicBus (talk) 01:29, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Yes you can, you won. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:53, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
Ok, thanks. MagicBus (talk) 01:55, January 2, 2013 (UTC)


I know what you did last summer!

The preceding unsigned comment was added by YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE (talk • contribs)

Your mother? Damn. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:14, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
(in a creepy voice) I got these scars? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:50, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Do ya? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 00:50, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:13 (UTC)

You should probably restore Pennywise the Dancing Clown.

IPs edited it. Blanked it. And I can't restore it with my feeble power plus I'm going night-night. Thanks, bai.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 02:57, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

Rainbow text

I don't think you've noticed but that rainbow-text-template you're using at the top of this talkpage somehow prevents (atleast) me from checking talkpage-archieve X and XI... Could that be somehow fixed? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:44, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)

Weird it doesn't for me, hell it doesn't even blink for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:38, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Whoa, weird. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:44, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)

Another question

How big does a page need to be to fit on a mainpage? MagicBus (talk) 01:30, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

Complete pages have little to do with size. There is a sort of common average size, but then only thing an article needs to be, to be mainpaged, is not have anything significantly missing. It doesn't need to be totally complete, but it ought to stand on its own. Some articles are just an image (suddenly a wizard) or (three word article) ... while some are gigantic (never ending article). Don't worry about size, ask yourself if the article can stand on it's own. Also, ask yourself how many times you have pleasured your groin region while editing the article. It should be at least a dozen times. --ShabiDOO 15:19, January 4, 2013 (UTC)




Hi Frosty. I noticed you put out the welcome mat to a couple of new log-ins. Was that a mistake, since you are evidently on the other site as they will know if they click on your signature? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:22, January 16, 2013 (UTC)

Other question by a noob, Mitch01, who does not know any way to ask you other than editing this page. Will U adopt me? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mitch01 (talk • contribs)

Frosty does not stick around this site a lot anymore and only pops by occasionally. I'll adopt you if you want. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:50, May 5, 2013 (UTC)


Did you intend to also delete your last comment here? ~~Pup~~

Oops no I didn't, thanks Pup. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:01, January 17, 2013 (UTC)

Admin status

As you have said you refuse to do anything constructive here on your user page (or “slave away” to use your words), and you are actively trying to remove links to this site, I'm asking that you relinquish your admin status and choose to stop coming here to “make the site fail”. Your interests are no longer focused on improving

If I've misread your intentions from your actions and statements, could I instead ask that you start acting in the best interests of this site and of the community that remain here.                               Puppy's talk page05:22 20 Jan

Yep you got your bloody wish. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:42, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
Given "I am also correcting them on other sites..." it suggests that you have actually been acting contrary to the needs of the community here, while still retaining office. Thank you for actually being honest about your intentions and loyalties finally. I hope any other members of the community that are working to destroy this site while holding office take the same honest path.
Nothing is more offensive than when those who were placed in admin positions here to support the site decide to work against it and lie about their intentions. It's an insult to the people who supported them for those positions to begin with.                               Puppy's talk page06:27 20 Jan


Well, nice to see you again Frosty but I admit I am surprised to see you back so soon since you mentioned '40,000' things to fix with Mad Max on the other site. You must be a fast worker! BTW, and off all this Unc nonsense, I trust you have made a full recovery from the accident last year. Was the person that knocked you down ever found? Perhaps you don't have enough CCTV cameras in Australia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:06, January 25, 2013 (UTC)

Also, your current userpage seems to inconsistent with desiring to make good faith edits at the evil wikia site. Perhaps you should update it. --Mn-z 10:58, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
I'm sure Frosty is aware of the feelings of the remaining community here. But he is also currently very drunk, an probably not capable of coherent response. Assume good faith, guys, and give him a chance to adjust a few of his more excessive “us and them” messages here.                               Puppy's talk page11:07 25 Jan
Hey, a snowman always goes where it's cold (code), and it's "cold" here. hahahahahahahaha. To be serious, Frosty, this is your site too, but you know that. So fuck them if they can't fake a joke. Aleister 12:13 25-1-'13
Um we didn't fix all the links yet because it was taking forever, yes he was found as he was the one to get me to hospital in the first place and I have fixed it I think. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:01, January 25, 2013 (UTC)


Frosty,could you cancel my account and never use my email,and send me a email to confirm it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Drfg (talk • contribs)

I cannot delete accounts, I'm not even sure if staff can delete accounts. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:24, January 28, 2013 (UTC)
Wikis generally don't have an account deletion system, due to the open source nature. It is to prevent someone from removing their edits against the consent of the community. --Mn-z 17:09, January 28, 2013 (UTC)

A Different Question

Hi Frosty, Is there anyway that I could get the edit history for a deleted page named Gun Control in the U.S.? I recently reposted it, but I would like to have the edit history from before that. Thanks. ---Kremdog (talk) 15:46, January 29, 2013 (UTC)

Often there is edit history on the mirror site ( but this particular article doesn't exist there. If you are after a page to be restored it's better to ask the admin who deleted it (in this case it would be chief) to restore it, rather than just repost it. If something is deleted there is generally a reason why. Reposting it could be seen as just being argumentative.                               Puppy's talk page11:29 29 Jan
kk Thanks for the advice --Kremdog (talk) 13:19, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
You're welcome! If you need any help you can also feel free to drop by my talk page. Frosty is less active now than he used to be - although he still wanders past. Most active members watch my talk page though, so even if I'm not around there's a fair chance someone will be there soon.                               Puppy's talk page01:33 31 Jan
Thanks, I'll do that.--Kremdog (talk) 13:43, January 31, 2013 (UTC)
yah, im not around so much these days. Although I still do check my talkpage (almost) every day. POTR is more active for problems and whatnot. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:45, February 1, 2013 (UTC)
kk thanks-- 00:46, February 2, 2013 (UTC)

VFS scorefix

Thank you for fluffing up my vote total. However, based on the instructions at the start of Section 1 ('For clarification purposes if you want your votes to count either say “For/Yes”'), Simsie's total looked correct originally, and I don't know what to make of some of the votes for me. Further adjustments might be in order if one enforced the warning against using a For vote to make an Against argument. At the end of the day, you might just let this be administered by the Admins who are administering it. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 01:54 3-Feb-13

I am fairly certain every post under Sims was a for vote even if Shabidoo and Bizzeebeever didn't say it was. But then again Chief can do whatever when he does the final check before opping them. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:58, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
Either count still gives the same “winners”.                               Puppy's talk page03:29 03 Feb
That too. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:30, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, my vote was a "for" vote. Shoulda used a template, huh. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Feb 5 '13 1:59 (UTC)
If the user changes the score with the edit, then the vote is unambiguous wether there is a "for" or not in the text.--ShabiDOO 05:48, February 5, 2013 (UTC)
Yes and no. The issue arises because some intend the vote to be yes, but don't update the score. (I've done exactly that myself). That's why I'm thinking a more VFH style (numbered lists in a voting dedicated area) removes the confusion. Plus we had people deciding that a comment was a vote, no matter how lukewarm or ambiguous, or deciding which vote out of three should be stricken (hence I figured strike them all and let the voter clarify for themselves). Personally I'd rather a vote be a plain yes/no, and separate area for comments. (And introducing your proposal on VFS as well - one user/one vote).                               Puppy's talk page06:34 05 Feb

Hey, you!

Hello.                               Puppy's talk page07:17 10 Feb

sup ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:19, February 10, 2013 (UTC)
Not much. Everyone floating around here has an accent, so just wanted to post to someone who speaks normal like. That, and I miss seeing you around.                               Puppy's talk page12:26 11 Feb
Puppy, you don't know who has an accent! Wait--in my case, you do. Spıke Ѧ 00:32 11-Feb-13
Oh, same here.                               Puppy's talk page10:26 11 Feb

Permaban of user "Lesbian Wolf"

Are you still on the site? His first edit was to upload a .js file that looked to me like it was going to perform random reverts. How does it look to you? Spıke Ѧ 22:51 10-Feb-13

I'm not really sure if that script reverts vandalism or legit edits, i guess the only way to be certain would be to wait until they used it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:41, February 11, 2013 (UTC)
I'd have a concern about a “revert script” as we already have one in rollback, but we choose who can have rollback rather than making it a universal option. Giving someone the equivalent of rollback before they make a single edit is stupid in the extreme. Especially as we are saying - in effect - feel free to revert any user at will.
Having said that, I've been thinking about an “undo with comment” option for ages. Especially when undoing edits by multiple IPs to “last checked version”. Rollback is often too harsh for IPs who are ignorant but not malicious, but undo is more labour intensive. I'm not as au fait with scripting as others who have left the site, but I'll have a look at this js. If this is ignorance rather than malice, the permaban may be over conservative.                               Puppy's talk page09:51 11 Feb
But if it's a bot rollbacker from a lesbian wolf, can't it be programmed to wipe out the whole site? That will be like trying to teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope. Al 10:33
What I love about this place is we can have a serious discussion about a lesbian wolf's robot.                               Puppy's talk page10:41 11 Feb
Or a comment about a serious discussion about a lesbian wolf's robot from a puppy on a snowman's talk page. Al

Permaban of user "Aimsplode"

Thank you for extending this ban, which I put at one year for repeat attempts to change material in other people's userspaces, including archives, to rewrite our past as though he were never here, a power no one should have. I had written to the Chief that enlisting Admins RAHB and Rcmurphy off-site to do what he could no longer do was ban evasion and a permaban might be appropriate. Spıke Ѧ 10:56 18-Mar-13


I saw the edits to her user page - the only reason I did not block her already for cyberbullying is because I googled the name of the person whose article she made; that person did indeed make a tampon video (ew!) and has had several articles about it on other sites. In retrospect I should have simply deleted the page since this is not a site for internet memes and happenings. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:10, March 18, 2013 (UTC)

I know this was actually a legit thing, but it was still a blatant attack. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:56, March 18, 2013 (UTC)

Happy April Fools Day

Thanks for the April Fool's joke - I was wondering what we on this side were going to do for April Fools but hadn't gotten around to creating a forum about it. I've changed my skin to Wikia for the day, it should be interesting messing around with the admin tools in the Wikia skin. I've figured out how to access recent changes and delete pages (possible when I changed my preferences to the Wikia skin, but not with the old Uncyclopedia skin). I suppose I could add myself to the arrays, but unfortunately it was at about that point that I dropped out of minoring in computer science. Pup's more the expert than I am at that sort of thing. Anyways, your apology on the other site is accepted, and we welcome you all back into the fold. Enjoy the oppression, and the mandatory welcome ban. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 07:06, April 1, 2013 (UTC)

PS Thanks for making our site so pretty! Being a girl, I like pink! -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 07:16, April 1, 2013 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:07, April 9, 2013 (UTC)


Thanks Frosty for helping sort this recent IP 27... vandal as he changed my signature and even SPIKE's. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 08:08, April 21, 2013 (UTC)

Express not available today (just normal delivery)

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This UnSignpost may be unsuitable for some viewers!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:10, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:15, May 18, 2013 (UTC)

Studying is for losers!

I tell the Centrelink staff this every fortnight!                               Puppy's talk page11:11 23 May 2013

Obvious joke of a loser and a studier. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:13, May 23, 2013 (UTC)

Active Admins

At UN:AA, would you please:

  • Delete your entry if you don't want this page to direct users to you for requests; otherwise,
  • Correct your timezone relative to UK time (I used that rather than UTC as most of us observe Summer Time), if you care to disclose it--otherwise, blank the field altogether; and
  • Substitute your signature file for your username, to give easier access to your talk page, if you feel like it. Spıke Ѧ 23:00 23-May-13

The UnSignpost hath cometh

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

Summer's here! And so is the post

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:42, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

Recent news from old newspapers

Anton (talk) 19:51, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

One-time offender

I overrode your one-day ban on Anon and reinstated Romartus's permaban. This is not a "one-time offender" but a sock of "Brit-Slayer," who is expending irrational effort to plant a single, anti-British rant at every conceivable related location at Uncyclopedia (and, I hear, now at the Fork too). See the imminent UnSignpost for more context, cheers. Spıke Ѧ 00:02 5-Jul-13

Oh ok, I didn't realize. Carry on. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:58, July 5, 2013 (UTC)
Hi Frosty. Actually that was my fault. I should have said that in the log when banning that particular vandal. I will do next time to be clear to all other admins. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:40, July 5, 2013 (UTC)

If you don't know where to find the news

Happy reading! Anton (talk) 17:33, July 5, 2013 (UTC)


Just to say, I appreciate you keeping an eye on this site and using your ban stick on a few unwanted visitors. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:25, July 7, 2013 (UTC)

PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:02, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

I need a home

I'm a noob in need of food, clothing, and a fresh shower. Please adopt me! Yours truly, SilverSpawn 22:37, July 11, 2013 (UTC) 14:25, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

may I steer you towards SPIKE or Romartus I'm not 100% active right now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:45, July 19, 2013 (UTC)
Yes, you can come to my talk page for formal adoption SilverSpawn. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:23, July 19, 2013 (UTC)
Frosty, I will get you back for that!  :) Spıke Ѧ 12:21 19-Jul-13

User Jaygo

You post-edited Jaygo with the comment, "i dont understand how fixing an issue by taking it to the opposite end of the spectrum works, but ok." In my opinion, it usually doesn't work, and I elaborate on his talk page. Simsilikesims has also been wrestling with certain of his edits. Spıke Ѧ 12:54 19-Jul-13

I was proofreading the edits to Sexism which was rewritten without warning, but I think the result turned out ok, given the article was in poor shape to begin with. As you noted, the rewrite takes the opposite point of view as the previous version. I am trying now to reassure Jaygo that although they took an unexpected direction, the edits did not have a bad result, and were not "unwelcome", while trying at the same time to explain that there are certain procedures that a rewrite usually goes through. I did revert several anonymous edits by a different, anonymous editor, that were little more than rants, almost blocked anon for those edits, except that there was a couple constructive edits by the anon to the Tits article since that article tends towards a sexist and decidedly male point of view to begin with. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:46, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

Jaygo indeed convinced me it was possible that a second IP entered the picture (the first IP being him editing logged-out) and I apologized for any mistake. Then he posted on his talk page to (1) accept my apology, (2) hint that I should clarify the record on this page too, and (3) declare that he was reverting all his work; in other words, I'm leaving and it's your fault. (No one has yet uttered this charm without waiting with bated breath to see how much traction it gets him.) In fact, his simultaneous defense of the validity/necessity of using a ranty style and his claim to be a victim of mistaken identity are damned peculiar.

While I was out, Simsie intervened and asked him to stay (with gratuitous disparagement of me, I hope merely to get on his good side), and Jaygo has left it that he will edit with impunity and any Admin that questions him about it will probably be subjected to the same manipulation, such as changing the subject to the manufactured charge that he is "unwelcome." Jaygo is a first-day Uncyclopedian with a preconceived notion he is not going to be treated fairly here. Spıke Ѧ 03:28 20-Jul-13

Sorry for the USP

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) 11:29, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

It is back!

Anton (talk) 13:18, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:37, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

UnSygnposte Delieverie

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:05, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Reporting from the Belgian Congo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:48, September 30, 2013 (UTC)

When a single post can become a source for drama, a newspaper becomes a deadly weapon

Have fun reading it!

Anton (talk) 17:14, October 21, 2013 (UTC)

Ban reduction

I reduced Denza's ban to one year, out of concern for his mental health and due to a deal where he won't beg me for any more concessions regarding the site. He understands that this is his last chance, and has promised not to encourage his friends to come start drama for him in the meantime. He claims that the incident on the other site involving that dickish remark directed towards Puppy was his friend, not him. I told him this is the last time I am intervening for him. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 13:47, October 23, 2013 (UTC)

Hey you

How's the study rocking along?                               Puppy's talk page02:32 31 Oct 2013

Exams finished yesterday actually ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:32, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
Lucky bastard. A few workmates are going through Uni exams at the moment - stress levels through the roof. Think you did well?                               Puppy's talk page02:36 31 Oct 2013
That is subjective. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:37, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
Meh. You're a clever bastard. It's done now, so forget the stress. (For another 11 months or so.)                               Puppy's talk page02:45 31 Oct 2013
Well done Frosty, despite that devilish assassination attempt on you last year by the Dark Net. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:09, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost

Anton (talk) 17:23, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Deletion survivor cats

It still uses the main category in the coding for {{VFDn}} and {{VFDc}}. I wasn't planning on uses those sub-cats except as part of the code I was using, but as you've given them all content I'll have to re-tweak the way these templates work. Probably will get rid of the Category:Deletion Survivor in the end now, but still playing with the DPL.

On a side note, why am I at work when the entire nation is supposedly stopped?                               Puppy's talk page05:28 05 Nov 2013

Ok. I think using smaller subcats would make it easier to nativate the deletion survivor stuff as it contains almost 1,700 pages and is constantly growing. But ok... I think ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:04, November 5, 2013 (UTC)
Personally I don't think I'd use this as a navigation tool, but if I wanted to see how many UnScripts were deletion survivors, for example, I can see an advantage of having both categories. But for those templates, until they are changed, still need both.                               Puppy's talk page06:45 05 Nov 2013

Tony Abbott

This new article now has a photo and section heads and is out of the Intensive Care Unit, but it has not much humor beyond the assertion that Abbott hates women. Can you contribute? Spıke Ѧ 12:09 23-Nov-13


Thanks for the ban. I needed reassurance that someone was doing their friggin' job. btw. I can't seem to reset my password...I am Severian 07:24, December 14, 2013 (UTC)

If you confirmed your E-mail you can request it be reset... If not ,you'll have to make a new account. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:18, December 14, 2013 (UTC)

Who said 'late'?

Anton (talk) 19:20, December 17, 2013 (UTC)


How do I rename my article as I spelt it wrong when creating it. It is currently Solomon islands, but "Islands" should be a capital "I" as it is a name. --Steveyt0 (talk) 05:57, December 28, 2013 (UTC)

This is now done. Spıke Ѧ 12:59 28-Dec-13
For future reference, you simply click the move button and change to your desired title. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:30, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

The last UnSignpost of the year

Anton (talk) 21:08, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

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