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Um, only one person seemed to judge all of the entries in the noob competition. So, uh, what happens now? MegaZeroX7 (talk) 15:33, November 11, 2012 (UTC)

Not a lot I'm afraid, it didn't help I had an accident on the 1st and hence I wasn't here to rally everyone up to do the judging :/ Sorry about that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:37, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
hmm :( So are we OK to edit them now then? And should we remove the NOWC banner? - Strainj1 09:08, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
yah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:11, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, I am new

the ip 98. yada yada yada, that you blocked, those edits were done by my idiot brother, I am the real indian otaku,so yeah, if there is anything I can do to atone for the sins of my brother, just tell me, somehow. (wtf does sucky sucky 5 dollars mean?) User:Denza252/sig

I see, you can make it up by Writing articles. I thought it was a fairly self explanatory block reason. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:26, November 15, 2012 (UTC)


  1. Thank you for your happy birthday message.
  2. On an unrelated note, I never understood your 'gayer than Christmas' shtick. What's that all about that? Now, I understand that you're in the southern hemisphere, so you probably don't understand how romantic the holiday season is since December is in the summer; but honestly, think about it: What's more romantic that sharing your parka with a woman? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:55, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
It's an IRC in-joke. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:50, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
Still, honestly, what's more romantic than sharing your parka with a woman? WHAT?? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:11, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

Check out my edits

Could you check out my edits on National Hockey League? --Jmd832 (talk) 22:19, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Frosty isn't a North American, so he has no idea what you're talking about, and, furthermore, thinks "NHL" stands for "Naked Homosexual Lust". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Nov 17 '12 22:35 (UTC)
Yeah Frosty is 12,000km+ from North America. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:14, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
Do not give me that bullshit. I am Autistic and trying to change people's perception of the spectrum forever. --Jmd832 (talk) 05:43, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
What perception? How is my perception of the autistic even relevant? You also don't need me to check your edits to the article, you are free to edit articles as you wish. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:06, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Mr. F

How are you post-automobile-oops-moment? Do you have a shinny cast that people (and chicks) can sign? Do you have large vials of potent codeine? Does your family run to you when you ring a small bell? Do you have separate bells for each order you have for them? I would have a deep bell if I wanted food, a light bell if I wanted something to drink, a round bell for narcotics and a giant 5 ton bell from a bell tower for when I wanted a professional sponge bath. --ShabiDOO 00:14, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

No more Codeine D: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:15, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

What is this?

What is this autopatrolled thing? Did I do something wrong?--General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:57, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

No, it's a good thing. Good work. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:58, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
So... what can I do now? Haha? --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 00:59, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
Nothing new, your edits are just patrolled automatically now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:30, November 18, 2012 (UTC)
That sounds like I'm being watched. >.> --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (talk) 01:23, November 23, 2012 (UTC)


What Makes You Smile? --Jmd832 (talk) 05:56, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Many things, heh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:07, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 8:48 (UTC)

Not whining. I swear. Really just a question.

Hey, Frosty. . I'm very much a noob.

I noticed that you reverted some of my edits on the TV listings page. I am not here to complain. I just wNted to know if I did something wrong, or committed some serious breach of etiquette. . Thanks

User=TulsaRob 20:17, November 20, 2012 (UTC)

Is this what you're talking about? If so, you blanked part of the template. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 20:30 (UTC)

Ah. Okay, sorry bout that. I'll look more carefully in future. . I thought maybe I got reverted for profanity . . . I am not entirely clear what policy is here. Seems I read it was not allowed, but i see some in various articles. I figure if it is part of the joke,mit would be okay, but not if directed at someone personallt.


TulsaRob (talk) 18:29, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome, damn Bizzeebeever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:36, November 22, 2012 (UTC)


Thanks for deleting the redirect at Kalamazoo (now Kalamazoo, Michigan). I do remember checking the box to move the talk page too, but do not remember contributing to the talk page, least of all making it a redirect to itself. Another MediaWiki bug? Spıke Ѧ 15:19 22-Nov-12

Dew Chun Educational Foundation

Your cleanup of this article at mid-year swung the vote on VFD. Doesn't that mean you own it? It is still horrible, and today's mostly clerical edits to it by brand-new user Defan752 are not changing matters either way. Spıke Ѧ 14:01 26-Nov-12

I like to think that nobody "owns" particular articles on Uncyclopedia (even if they are the sole authors of something). Everyone is free to edit as they wish. However if someone is making something bad, revert as you deem fit. :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:27, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Welcome

Thanks for Welcome. Do you came from Australia? Hades gloriusάδης,ο αδίστακτος μαντείο Έργα

Yes. Do you? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:33, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

Brazil. Hades gloriusάδης,ο αδίστακτος μαντείο Έργα 06:35, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:16 (UTC)


If you would restore Anon's article on Bitcoin to my userspace--only because I cannot otherwise figure out how to code the Bitcoin currency symbol--I'll develop it, as we ought to have an article on Bitcoins, and when I heard the concept it seemed already ridiculous to me. Spıke Ѧ 21:40 29-Nov-12

Thanks, Frosty; it is repaired and now back in mainspace, and Socky promptly sent it to VFH. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 02:00 30-Nov-12

Sir German Biscuits, A Noobie in Turmoil

To Frosty: I require some aid in my venture into uncyclopedia. I wish to join in the halls of all the great uncyclopedians, like you. I henceforth shall listen to you, if you adopt me. Layman's Terms: Dear Frosty: I need some help from you. I want to be a good uncyclopedian, and not a stupid one, and will listen to you to become a good uncyclopedian, if you adopt me. Pretty please?

Sir Sir: Assuming you are able ever to return to this page, I offered you help on your own talk page, as in CLICK ON THIS, or click "My talk" at the top of ANY Uncyclopedia page. Spıke Ѧ 02:00 30-Nov-12
I can adopt you if you like, but if SPIKE wants to he can. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:57, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

How are you repairing young sir?

No one has a heart here Frosty. How are you repairing there after your strong brush with the Australian traffic? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:56, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

Alright actually, almost completely back to normal in fact :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:05, November 30, 2012 (UTC)


PurpleDickVote Boner. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:51, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Pervsday! Or something.

Perv of the month Perv of the Month November 2012

You would've won this in October, but we kept voting going for another month due to the fact that you probably couldn't handle it as well right after you got hit by a car and all. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 22:17, 12/03/2012


Thanks for the welcome greet. Hope your health is doing better. Cheers! Ratib (talk) 11:42, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks and you're welcome :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:00, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Not even sure I know how to post a question

Yes, sorry, I'm UberNoob. How do I insert an image in an article? --Bill Melater (talk) 12:34, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Never mind, I got it! My learning curve is steep today, thanks anyway. I'll probably be back with more silly questions later, moments before I figure out the answers myself. --Bill Melater (talk) 12:52, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

yep thats cool. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:01, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Turtling Capacity

Whoops I thought I had finished, this is the first article I've actually written, and I must have done something wrong. How do I get rid of that tag? User:Seabrisket 10:53, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

It just needs to be longer is all, I gave a helpful link on your talk page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:53, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:46 (UTC)

What do you think?

Of Your cat died? Could you touch up? Is it good for nomination in the future?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:58, December 7, 2012 (UTC)

I don't usually be an ass and just butt into people's conversations, but this article is actually pretty funny. I like it. I think Frosty would like it too. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 13:58, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

It's fine, I like anyone's opinion.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 18:55, December 8, 2012 (UTC)


It may be that "Full protection is gay" as you say in the Block Log (though I think that full protection for gays is fine), but I have just cleared out the personal testimony, preachy rants against hat0rz, links to external blogs, and other cruft in this article, some additional protection might eventually be warranted. Spıke Ѧ 21:12 8-Dec-12

Hmmm no edits to that article between full protection and semi protection were made so for now at least I don't see a real need. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:31, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

Very well; just keep an eye on it if you please. My request was not based on what was happening to it but on what was in it. House of the Dead, on the other hand, has had crap re-added since I cleaned it up last night, and it might deserve Autoconfirmed protection. Spıke Ѧ 00:59 9-Dec-12

To tie up loose ends: I rewrote Sections 1 through 4 of Autism to remove the advocacy and will keep an eye on it, whereas House of the Dead was killed via VFD. Spıke Ѧ 01:23 15-Dec-12

UnNews:Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company

Hi bro! First article in a whole freaking while lol. It doesn't appear on the UnNews mainpage, can you fix that? I guess something has changed since I didn't edit much at all for a while. I'll be bold and try it on VFH. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:28, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

I think that list relies on the date they are created O_o Although I could be wrong, you should ask someone who knows how that page works. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:38, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Welcome back, Matt! Indeed that used to be the case, and I had to advise authors to create a new article and copypaste the text into it to pick up the date and appear in the Recent list. Spıke Ѧ 00:56 9-Dec-12

from User talk:SPIKE

I don't understand what you meant on Frosty's talk page. It still doesn't appear there... :( Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:42, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

That's because you still don't seem to have done what I said. When I click on the above UnNews and go to its history, it still has a creation date of November 19, so it won't show up in the Recent list. Spıke Ѧ 00:42 11-Dec-12
I got it! I'll do that for the next one, since this one has been put on the front page by somebody. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:22, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

Agreed, this is an LOL article. — clicky! 01:26, December 11, 2012 (UTC)


How are you man --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:15, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

I am quite well. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:35, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
good to hear --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:22, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:55 Dec 12 2012


Dude. Your changes to {{Times}}. Not cool, dude. Not cool at all. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 00:49, 12/15/2012

What's more, it's on VFD now. Spıke Ѧ 01:29 15-Dec-12

You know what

You don't listen to a lot of music, do you Frosty?

If you did, you wouldn't have blocked TheLedBalloon for spelling Lead wrong.

Haven't you ever heard of Led Zeppelin, you freak? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:33, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

No I don't listen to any music at all. Also it was a joke. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:41, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
Wow, I can't imagine not listening to music. Music is like my life. (So how do you live without music?) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:53, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
I don't need it. Evidently. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:24, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
Would you like me to give you any recommendations or are you good? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:54, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
To get you started on your great musical journey, here's something from your own country (Australia). You'll love it. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:26, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

Searching for Images

Hey Frosty, sorry for asking what might seem a ridiculous question, but is there any way to do a keyword search for images that are already uploaded? This is a bit useless to look through, and this doesn't seem to work. - Strainj1 21:55, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

No not really. However if you upload an image and it turns out it is already on the wiki a message will show up on that new file page saying it's a duplicate in which case you can put it on QVFD and use the existing one. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:24, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
I use a li'l thing called Google Images. (Replace the word "image" with the keywords of your choice). Works grrrrrreat! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Dec 16 '12 9:35 (UTC)
Hey that's great! :) thanks! - Strainj1 09:42, December 16, 2012 (UTC)


What about NOWC dude?? Will it ever end??--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 12:37, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

I think it did end and nobody bothered to judge it or anything. Whoo! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:40, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
I was afraid of that... Now I'm gonna cry under my blanket for the rest of the day.--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 08:47, December 18, 2012 (UTC)

You should probably answer that guy's question ^

And when you're done... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Dec 16 '12 16:03 (UTC)

Also, El What-the-Fuck-o. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Dec 16 '12 16:47 (UTC)
Yuck! How-you-say butt-hurt spouse with buyer's remorse? Make it go away! Spıke Ѧ 16:59 16-Dec-12

Only warning

This is your only warning. The next time you remove others talk page comments, you may be blocked indefinitely. 00:34, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

So I was tempted to remove this to be ironic but then I decided to laugh at your failure instead. Haha, ur blocked. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:39, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, it is irony. But the polite response (from The Little Rascals) would be: "Oh, yeah??? You 'n' what army???" Then block his ass. Spıke Ѧ 19:53 17-Dec-12

User "Chocolin"

Chocolin knows what he's doing. He should get Autopatrolled. Thanks. Spıke Ѧ 19:51 17-Dec-12

So I'm writing an entirely new section for the sole purpose...

of saying "hi". And that's ok, right? Because if it's not, too late. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sylvirfoxx (talk • contribs)

It's never too sign your messages by adding ~~~~, which the system turns into a signature and a timestamp. Spıke Ѧ 01:06 18-Dec-12

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:22 (UTC)

Vote or die... just kidding.

Hey, could you check out Yellow Turban Rebellion on VFH? I'm starting to think everybody is starting to forget about it, so promotion needs to be skyrocketing. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:33, December 21, 2012 (UTC)

Anonymous vandal

Hello, Frosty.

I've spent the last fifteen or so minutes undoing edits by this person, and I feel it's appropriate that I let an admin know. They have targeted all of the articles in the Recent template that they were able to and added links to a website that appears to be in Arabic. I believe that their intent with regards to this website is purely malicious.

Also, thank you for voting for me on NotM. When you did so, however, you didn't raise the score, so I'd appreciate it if you remedied this. Thanks. --Equilateralperil 11:59, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

Taken care of, however at 11:59 UTC I am more often than not asleep so I would advise for future reference you either report the user to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol or let an admin know via IRC unless you can see that I or another admin are active on recent changes. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:38, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I wasn't really sure what to do once I fixed the pages. Thank you. --Equilateralperil 03:42, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

Confused Newbie

Hi Frosty - small problem, and I'm not being funny here, just stupid. I can't for the death of me figure out how to "create an article"... will this option just suddenly appear before me after I've achieved a certain status through clever edits or am I just having a "junior moment"? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Slinks417 (talk • contribs)

Frosty is probably in bed now as he is on Australian Time. To create an article, I suggest you go here first Sandbox. Alternatively, if you are new you can creat a subpage. User:Slinks417/Slinkswork . One way to see how an article is put together is to hit the edit button. On some articles (like featured works), you will not be able to do anything as there is a few days delay to see if you're a vandal that has gone to the bother of registering before going on a spree. Also. don't forget to sign you posts. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:25, December 24, 2012 (UTC)
yes what he said and i was experiencing a blackout due to thunderstorm, sorry 'bout that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:41, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
Excuses excuses. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Dec 25 '12 7:49 (UTC)
Romartus offers good advice but might be answering a question different from the one that Slinks417 asked. The missing link for the newbie is this: You don't set out to create a page; if you try to Edit a page and it doesn't already exist, the resulting dialogue offers you two options: Create it, or search for similar pages that already exist. If you click on the first option, you will create a page (if and when you save your work). Spıke Ѧ 15:32 25-Dec-12

Haven't been seeing you lately

Merry Christmas!--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:57, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yes you too! Even though it's Boxing day in Australia. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:59, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, never heard of it. Haha.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 22:53, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
That's where they tie boxing gloves onto a kangaroo, turn it around in circles for five minutes, and then take runs at it with a cricket-bat. And once again, everyone in America is disappointed that they live in America. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Dec 25 '12 23:42 (UTC)
So it's like Kangaroo Jack?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:09, December 26, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, it is exactly like a terrible movie about Americans sent to Australia on a fool's errand who end up putting a coat loaded with $50,000 onto an apparently-dead kangaroo. Exactly like it. Except for the parts that aren't. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 26 '12 5:33 (UTC)
I watched it once, it felt like a 10 minute long movie.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:13, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

Can you?

Can you take the Uncyclopedia logo and put a Yellow turban around it for the Yellow Turban Rebellion article? That would be so badass!--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:16, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Nah, I'm not that good with pictures to be honest. I'd recommend you ask Zombiebaron or Bizzeebeever for image requests as they seem good at it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:18, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Gay Christmas

So, Frosty, happy late Christmas, you deserve it, since you're the only faggo who monitors this site every waking hour.

Did you get the Christmas present I gave you? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 01:10, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

Did ya? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 01:57, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
No I didn't. My cat ate it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:11, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry to hear about that. Here's a consolation gift. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:31, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

I need a name change.

My name is gay and childish. Could you change it to Sir Peasewhizz? Would User:Kamek98/blahblahblah still work?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 02:03, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

If you are after a username change you need to talk to Sannse about it. You also need to be 100% certain that you want a name change before you ask. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:07, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
She scares me.... nevermind.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 02:11, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
Sannse is a she. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:12, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
Quick change! Sorry.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 02:17, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
Frosty, do you reckon Sannse will mind taking time off her more pressing concerns (such as this rumored mass mutiny) to help Kamek into an identity that is less, well, gay and childish? Spıke Ѧ 03:19 27-Dec-12

>.>--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 03:25, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

I cant imagine so. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:36, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

The Night I Chased Slender

What do you think of UnBooks:The Night I Chased Slender?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:20, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Yo Fros

Don't need to remove {{NSFW}}. I put my bot on it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Dec 28 '12 7:28 (UTC)

Where were you an hour ago? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:28, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
Fucking around with Pam Grier. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Dec 28 '12 7:31 (UTC)

Thank You

Thank you for deleting Journey, I wasn't going to continue it anyways. Plus, it was taking up to much space. MagicBus (talk) 21:57, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. Please try to remember to use the QVFD page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:01, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Please don't ban me

Or if you do, at least read my message in its entirety, and understand the only reason why I'm insulting you is because I'm trying to give you tough love. I feel as if you're part of my family (even though you're not), and I care enough for you to know that I don't want a young Turk Australian like you to waste his life already. And I'm serious about that stuff about my mom. She died on August 26th, and I've been going to Uncyclopedia more than usual now to ease my pain. In fact, over the summer, while she was dying of cancer, I would sneak off to the east side library every day (except Sundays and Mondays, because they were closed on those days) and go online for a couple of hours to take my mind off of the fact that my mom was dying from cancer. And to tell you the truth, it was more painful to watch her die than to see her dead, because she was so independent until the cancer struck her really hard, and then she became more and more feeble by the day. And if you think if it's wrong for a man to cry, think again. I sobbed like a child the day she died, because I realized the woman who brought me into this world, taught me right from wrong, and taught me how to fit in with the world would no longer be there, and the people whose shoulders I would have lean on now are just my father, my two big brothers and my friends, and nobody else, so understand how tragic my life is and give me a sympathy pass, my Australian "cousin". Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:30, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Hi I have lost 3 relatives to cancer myself. Don't you fucking dare lecture me about it ok? I know what it's like to have someone look into your face and not know who you are because the tumor has destroyed the memory side of their brain. And for the last time you got banned before for a valid reason which I asked other sysops about and believe me they thought 2 weeks was far more than fair, we aren't allowed to make special allowances for regulars to the site, they need to be treated exactly like everyone else. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:40, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Really, oh my God, I had no idea. Yes, Frosty, I can relate - probably my biggest regret was how I went on a trip with my big brother for twelve days, and before I left, my mom was as normal as she could be (considering she was dying), however, when I got back, she was completely senile.
However, the golden light was that during our last conversation, even though she didn't know who I was, my mom felt comfortable enough to listen to me tell her about how much she meant to me, and although she only talked to me in simple two to three word sentences, it was beautiful because I realized she still loved me and she knew that I loved her. I'm sorry, I guess we have more in common than I thought. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:55, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Good potential

Let's say someone noms UnScripts:How To Get Your Friends To Stop Calling You Gay for VFH. Alright? What would the chances be that I the article would get many negative reactions towards it?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 00:10, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Only one way to find out. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:32, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
It would make my 2012 if you nommed it so I don't look desperate, eh?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 00:35, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Forum:Images to be removed‎

I agree with your recent Change Summary: Accurate. But that is not the page on which to make your stand. It is like flicking a boogar at the poor bureaucrat who had to deny you a tax abatement. They will revert your change and you will not make your point. Spıke Ѧ 20:01 31-Dec-12

Whatever pisses wikia off. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:47, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

Should do that. Spıke Ѧ 00:32 1-Jan-13


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