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There's a discrepancy in the 'Rules' section. The first rule states that the Japanese have huge penises while the (I beleive) second to last or third to last rule states they have tiny penises.
- Japanese men actually have huge penises (in general), but there are a few of them that have an abnormally small penis due to a certain congenital deformity (known as being Korean). Most Americans are too stupid and ignorant to pay attention to facts, though, so we can continue to make small penis jokes about the Japanese until a greater percentage of Americans have actually gotten f***ed by a regular Japanese guy with a disproportionately large, thick !W$@.
- It's not just the 'stupid' Americans that like to riff on the Japs teenie lil' weenies so don't give them all the credit there, mate. We Aussies have a go at it as well. So do the Swedes and especially the Nigerians as far as I know...
- Are you retarded or just Swedish? Swedish guys have extremely tiny cocks; they are much smaller than Japanese guys on average. Those small cock jokes are just a result of lumping Japanese together with "aZns" and being gullible enough to believe the bullshit that Japanese people like to say about themselves when communicating with foreigners.
What difference, really, is there between otaku and perverts? I saw the chart, but shouldn't otaku (many of whom watch hentai) be considered a subclass of pervert?
this page is just racist, delete it or change it to make it acceptable. at the moment this is just un acceptable to humanity at large.
- Ahhh... so's your mum but we can't delete her, can we???
- Japanese ingenuity involves "comfort women", Korean sex trafficking and bride capture of Chinese flower girls. In fact, the Japanese overpopulated so much that the bearded Ainu are an endangered species, and you can find them Ainu in a zoo near you. + PotatoSmut 09:59, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
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edit Facts about the Japanese
- They are also known as "Japs".
- Have evolved a special ability to have horizontial vision.
- Have different brains than white people.
- Their god is a buddha-like emperor in military clothes.
- LOVE DDR or other "gay" music.
- Can't really speak English, but knows a hundred English words.
- Once were viewed as cheap slave labor to make tin-can toys.
- More racist than any white person.
- Wanted to be American.
- It is advised that you should never make children with Japanese women.
- And finally, they are clever in Pearl Harbor.
Let me add that: the Japanese are also called "Bad.Bowl.Hair.Cut. Men.", "Rice paddy niggers" and "bamboo/bonsai monkeys". + PotatoSmut 14:11, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Enemy of China and Korea (Both North and South).
- Hate Chinese and Koreans.
- Like Martians or more "alien" to the human being (other than the Japanese) than Martians are.
- Second to French as the shortest people on earth.
- Short (average height 5'2")
- Thin (average weight 120 lbs.)
- Many Japanese people are lighter skinned than Michael Jackson.
- Samurais or ninjas.
- Too many otakus.
- Too many GAYS.
- Crazy hairstyles.
- Crazy and Suicidal.
- Non emotional.
- No facial expressions.
- Robotic, but built human-like robots.
- Hidden or withdrawn.
- Artistic and Inspired.
- Extremely competitive.
- Japanese stares. < _ >
- Have a strange fetish for animated pornography(Hentai).
- Technologically obsessed/fixated.
- Make every video game in existence today.
- Workaholic mentality:
- Company men ("sarariman"), office lady.
- Can make every electronic device smaller and faster.
- Sexual duality: sexually repressed, but luridly perverted/libidinous.
- Love sushi and other raw fish dishes.
- Love Anime, Manga.
- Love weird sexual fetish.
- Make everything to be Kawaii.
- Familiar with American ways like the English language.
- Using giant hornet venom to repel disrespectful models.
- Buy used underwear on the street...oh wait, that one's true.
- All businesses run by the Yakuza.
- Dependent on Turkish, Pakistani and Filipino migrant workers.
Please note stereotypes are wrong, because they are so true. + 126.96.36.199 05:45, July 11, 2010 (UTC)