User talk:Frosty

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Why hello there, no doubt I've done something idiotic and you've come to abuse me or something. Unfortunately nobody cares and I'll auto-matically respond with "Yeah, sure won't happen again..." If you would actually like to say something I'm likely to give a shit about, leave a message:

If your name is on the following list and you've come to have a whine at me, well I feel for you I really do....

Contents 1 Salvador Dalí 2 Thanks 3 Sorry for the delay... 4 Wollongong 5 Don't know if you forgot 6 I would like to bring your attention to this forum 7 Pee Buddy contest!! 8 Hubert Horatio Humphrey 9 CUN 10 Generic new section 11 Thankyou for the kind words of welcome 12 How do bad pages get deleted around here? 13 I'm coming back baby 14 You should ban more IP addresses 15 UnSignpost May 25th, 2012 16 I think my new version of "how to debate with Sega-16 members" is funnier than my old version

edit Salvador Dalí

Hello again. I see that you are a judge for the Pee Buddy competition. I'm sure that you remain resitant to cajolery in relationship to your judgements there, as you are a fine figure of a gentleman whose honour is above reproach and your skills and knowledge are as boundless as the heavens above. As an aside, I'm not a visual person as much as I am a prosaic person. Are you able to help me locating images of Dalí, or his artwork, that I can use here? The article would do really well with a copy of "The Great Masturbator", but beyond that I have no idea. --C₂H₆O (hic) 01:22, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

You need someone good with images. Try going to Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:50, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I just stole the few I need from Wikipedia and a few random sites. Is there a way to stop an image trailing into another section? I noticed that a picture doesn't stop at the end of a section (like the racist image on my talk page) and for the next section of the article it's important that they don't. Failing that, is there a way to make a table for them? Sorry to be a pest. Fortunately I only ask my stupid questions once.--C₂H₆O (hic) 05:44, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

A table for images? Try <gallery></gallery> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:48, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

For example C2. Lindsay Lohan which is a place holder article, a space filler waiting for someone with inspiration to use that as a base and to also block the numerous vandal/abuse/stupid 'articles' that have gone there before. Also, ask as many 'stupid' questions as you like. There are no penalties for enquiries - as long as the requestor doesn't fall into the usual traps of real abuse etc... --RomArtus*Imperator« (Orate) 06:10, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Is there any way to do the gallery horizontally? Have a look at the Salvador Dalí page. Each image has a whole bundle of text that will go with it, so it needs a more flexible format than what <gallery></gallery> offers. --C₂H₆O (hic) 06:44, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Are you lookin' for {{-}} < this? You insert it after a paragraph. It's just a page break, but it prevents an image from poking into the following section. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 1 '12 7:02 (UTC)

Thank you odd signature person. Who has also made me an odd signature person somehow, so it was Alcohol who wrote this.

Lollz. I forgot to close my <nowiki/> tag. Doi. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 1 '12 7:02 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For helping my UnNews get featured. (today's feature) -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:09, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:19, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sorry for the delay...

Anyway, here's that present you wanted, Frosty.

Anything else you'd like to talk to me, just tell me.

Nice talking to you again, sir. ☭ ♂ Matthlock ☯ ☃ € ☭ 23:24, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Thankies :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:19, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Wollongong

I have no idea about this place. You appear to be at least in the correct country. I just found images and stuck them in there. Could you just read over it and make sure that it's not completely stupid? --C₂H₆O (hic) 08:02, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Sure thing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:02, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Seems ok, for more feedback try UN:PEE. But it reads just fine. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:06, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

That's fine. It was an article tagged to be fixed by adding images. All I did was that, some minor proof-reading, and some slight changes. Based upon the images alone it is a very Caucasian place, so I changed a joke in there to reflect that, and added my own along the same vein as an image caption. I forgot to clean up that red link, so thank you for that. As far as I can tell it is an okay article, and I'm happy to have a bulk of okay articles rather than a minority of fantastic ones and a majority of bad ones. I also appreciate the nomination as writer of the month for just doing tidy up work. Writing an article from the ground up can be more challenging and probably does less for our library of content here than what I'm doing. --C₂H₆O (hic) 08:22, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Better fixed than deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:26, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit Don't know if you forgot

But the judging awaits. If you can't do it or don't want to or just got AIDS, no problems but let me know! Mattsnow 18:56, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! :P Mattsnow 22:01, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:38, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

LOL, edit conflict on Matthlock's page XD You said exactly what I was about to say. Mattsnow 22:46, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Down to the word? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:47, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

The style was different. Mattsnow 22:49, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya RitterWelpeAufDerGeschirrspülmaschine (see|talk) 03:20 07 May

Noted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:46, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee Buddy contest!!

Mattsnow 01:32, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. Nice picture... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:10, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hubert Horatio Humphrey

Should I let this user off on this edit? -- Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 20:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

I reverted the edit because it was crap, whilst not really vandalism, it just wasn't very good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:05, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Okay.... Have you checked back at this yet? -- Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 22:08, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

No, that forum has just become one shit fest of users taking snipes at each other. This forum here, is well before your time but it covers the basic stuff and got absolutely nowhere. For this reason I want to keep involvement to an absolute minimum. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:12, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, I'll go there and archive old discussions (shit, discussions get old quickly!), so we can focus on what's actually important. -- Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 22:23, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

No, don't do that. Just let it play its course. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:24, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

It's course is St. Andrews, on a windy day. I'm done editing there. Or golfing there. Aleister 13:42 13-5-'12

edit CUN

I've added my name to CUN because of this thing I wrote (featured May 1). I hope nobody minds. -- Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 03:16, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

You're supposed to if you get a feature, s'all good :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:34, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Okay! -- Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio R.I.P. the Honorable [CUN] 03:46, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Is your sig a homage to Zombiebaron Quizzy? --RomArtus*Imperator« (Orate) 06:48, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I read it was somewhere... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:49, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Generic new section

I created a page and was in process of editing it. However, it was deleted within an hour by some RAHB. I have no idea about what happened and why. Uncyclopedia is a great thing but there's no clarity about how to post, where to post and how to "talk". Grad student (talk) 01:18, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

What you can do is go talk to RAHB and request he undelete your page and move it to your userspace. He will do that for you I'm pretty sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:01, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thankyou for the kind words of welcome

I am after someone who can adopt me because I am new would you be willing to do it Frosty? Because your signature makes you look so important. --MasterWangs 04:34, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Mattsnow has offered to do it, but I suppose we could both do it. If you want help ask either or, writing side of things definitely ask him. See you around wangman :). (I also liked your UnNews) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:07, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Alright, you can both do it :D Thankyou for not stringing me up for what I did in the past... --MasterWangs 06:57, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds cool then. No hard feelings at all, compared to most you were harmless and amusing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:04, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit How do bad pages get deleted around here?

I found a page (Antlions) that didn't make me laugh all that much, who do pages get deleted around here, is there some sort of procedure to it? --MasterWangs 07:52, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

I presume you mean how they get deleted :) Make an entry on VFD and there shall be voting and it might get deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:55, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Yes I mean how (I have a problem), thankyou I shall do that! Also I noticed on recent changes there is a Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD what is that for? --MasterWangs 07:59, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

That is for new pages that are really bad, you can post them there and an admin will usually just straight off delete it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:03, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit I'm coming back baby

That's right, the holidays are coming in less than three days which means I'll be back to write crap nobody thinks is funny. Oh and did I mention that I pooped on your lawn? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:12, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Thats excellent, welcome back sir. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:16, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Also go vote on your article thats on VFH located here ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:37, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Gee, you nominated my article for feature on VFH? Thanks! I'll try to make a template of a snowman specially for you if my article gets featured and even if it does'nt once I learn how to make one! I still pooped on your lawn. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:08, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds reasonable. >_> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:53, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Indeed. By the way, since I've ben gone for so lomg, I'm going to spend some time reading good articles and stuff to help me get back in track with Uncyclopedia. After such a long time, I've probably lost my sense of humor(if I ever had one). Pooping on lawn jokes is'nt funny and I'll try to do my best to compose a good article, but it's best not a to expect a really good one. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:22, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

You also have user rights now, I got Zombiebaron to give you rollback. If you're unsure of what it does go to wikipedia:wikipedia:Rollback ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:24, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Gee, thanks again! --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:27, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit You should ban more IP addresses

After all, if you allow someone to edit harmlessly under an IP address, the site will develop a reputation for being the site that "anyone can edit", and that would be terrible. RitterWelpeAufDerGeschirrspülmaschine (see|talk) 11:19, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

lol Nobody Cares, fuck off now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:38, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012