User talk:Fresh meat

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Hello, Fresh meat! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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-- –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Your Request

I'd be happy to help. What did you need?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:52, 15 March 2009 (UTC)


edit yo

thanks for the votes on my stuff man...i been joined for like 2 weeks or something so i'm still trying to make a name for myself and the votes are appreciated...and look bro if you want help you went to the right person Zana Dark knows her shit...how do you think i got nominated? she edited all MY shit...alright dude lates-- - StonedJeff  Spinningweed2.gifTALK talk to me 01:55, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Haha, no prob, but I'm actually a chick. I hope you win, I really like How to Take a Dump! Fresh meat 02:37, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

HA my baddd babe and hey thanks alot let me know when you write something i'd love to read it-- - StonedJeff  Spinningweed2.gifTALK talk to me 22:40, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Your New and Improved Signature

I made you a signature you can edit. User:Fresh meat/sig To use it, in your preferences click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Fresh meat/sig}}<small>  {{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</small>

Looks like this right now:  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me

And you can also read this to learn more about what other people think your signature should look like!

Hope you like, and enjoy!!!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:03, 17 March 2009


Thank you so much! I am still getting stuff ready for the meat article. I will try to write it soon.  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 04:46 17 March 2009


Cool! I am glad you like it.. One more thing: because I added the timestamp to your sig, from now on sign using only three tildes, like so: ~~~  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:48, 17 March 2009

edit In grongitude

edit Douche

--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:20, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Fatdrunkstupid Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:36 18 May 2009

edit Hey

You're back! Thanks, for the meat idea, but I haven't really done anything with it. (Sorry!) How's things?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:03, 24 June 2009

edit cyberbullying removed

dreadfully sorry for the interruption, just needed to remove some knucklehead's dickery. carry on. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:27, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

edit In Gratitude


Good to see you're still around.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:55, 17 December 2009

edit And an extra special...

Thanks for the nom. =D  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:08, 8 January 2010


edit Return of the Chopper

The Meat Man Woman returns! You have come back to examine the entrails? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:08, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Meat is my homie, she mostly edits on random Sundays only. It's a religious thing.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:26, 22 May 2011
what she said. xD  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 01:12 23 May 2011

edit Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

ThanksX5

like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:32, May 29

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BurnEye Uncyc
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edit Zana Dark

Since I recall you were Zana's homie, she is now free to return to Uncyclopedia - though now there is a choice of two. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:27, April 13, 2013 (UTC)

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