User talk:FreddieJimiMercuryHendrix

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edit Welcome!

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Add pics yourself. Everyone is welcome to contribute, including you! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:06, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit Uploading images using iProducts

It can't be done. There isn't really a workaround. Having said that, you can add external images into something by simply adding the URL of the image into the text of the page, so the image located at http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Example.jpg is transposed line this:

Example.jpg

That isn't an ideal solution though, but it can work as a placeholder until you can access a computer which does allow you to upload. Of course, if you have an app that allows you to upload images to an external site like Flickr you can edit images on your phone, send them here, and then external link them.

I also edit predominantly via my iProduct, so I will eventually get to creating a work-around. In the meantime, as long as you aren't excessive, you can request an image located elsewhere be uploaded here using RadicalX's Corner (similar to what I did recently for Mathematics).

Hope that helps. If you do get access to a PC/Mac, How to upload a file is a good resource.                               Puppy's talk page04:38 07 Apr

edit Dude

You need to chill the hell out. Take a step back and relax. Dude I like Queen just as much as you. Actually I have edited that article a fair bit myself. Why don't you try doing that rather than just adding templates everywhere. It takes a lot more effort to actually edit a page and improve it than it does to just add a template. Why don't you try it. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:30, Apr 14

edit BEST NAME EVER

How did you come up with a name as awesome FreddieJimiMercuryHendrix? Dude, unreal. You can chill with me if you want to. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:32, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

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