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This article

Made me eat my brain. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:57, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

OH GEE DEE, OH GEE DEE, WHY FOR GEE DEE's SAKE, why did you eat that vital organ?! How are you going to memorize porn websites addresses now, huh? ...Whatever... Tell me how it tastes, you know, I ate my right testicle.. Tastes like chicken, YUM! Mahm00shA kills you! 22:30, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

How To Insert pics

This is actually pretty easy Step 1: If your pic is already uploaded, skip this step. Upload a file (link on the left side of the screen) just choose a file from your computer and name it and it will upload.
Step 2: [[Image:(insert image name here)| <just type that in, always end everything with a vertical line (not L or i), start with double bracket
Step 3: thumb| <if you want words under the picture (which you usually will), put this here
Step 4: (size)px| <Insert the size you want it to be, followed by "px", average pic sizes are 150-250 (you can't make the pic bigger than the size it was when it was uploaded
Step 5: (alignment)| <Just type where you want it. Options are left, right, and center.
Step 6: (Caption)]] <Here, type the caption you want. Notice how there is NO vertical line after the caption, just the end brackets. (BTW, don't put ( ) around the stuff) So it should end up looking something like:

The Killers
This is from my AFI page. If you are still confused, click edit and look at how this is set up.

Oh yeah, my fave bands.

Green Day (not metal, but a really like them) Disturbed Slipknot In Flames KoRn AFI (more emo than metal) Anything else metal.

Oh yeah, my fave bands.

Green Day (not metal, but a really like them)

Disturbed

Slipknot

In Flames

KoRn

AFI (more emo than metal)

Anything else metal.

Holy Shit

I can't believe I left out Metallica, Maiden, and Rammstein! Oh and also Guns N Roses and Bullet for My Valentine.

Holy Shit

I can't believe I left out Metallica, Maiden, and Rammstein! Oh and also Guns N Roses and Bullet for My Valentine--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 15:51, 7 March 2009 (UTC).

I'd be glad to try to help

Now, just to be clear, I only joined 1 month ago, so I don't know how to do everything. Templates can be messy, depending on which one u use, which did u try? Also, I dont currently have new ideas, I'm working on 1 now, and its close to being finished, I just need to finsih typing the ending and get some pics. --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:11, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

I would like to work with you

In the future. This article is almost done, and I already have the rest planned out. I will work with you on a new article, but I want to finish with Jenny on my own, no offense.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:27, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

A Few Tips...

I know you don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel I can be of some assistant in some areas. I have seen you around here, contributing, writing, and overall just hanging out. I do feel you should know a few things though.

First, do you know what a watchlist is? It is pretty handy. It is always at the top of your screen if you sign in and if you click it, all contribution you have made will be watched. What does this mean? Everytime a page, like CheddarBBQ's talk page is edited, your watchlist will show the time and it in bold at the top of your list. It is actually something everyone uses around here to monitor their work, and too see when someone responds to your question on their page. This leads me to my next point.

There is a general rule around here. Say you leave a message on my talk page, or UU's or SysRq's or really anyone here, asking them about an edit they have made. They will NOT normally answer back on your talk page. They will answer right under your question. This is where the watchlist comes in, because if you frequently check it, you will know when an answer has been given. Very useful. So in the future, I suggest you answer all questions people have written on your talkpage, right under it on your page. Makes sense?

Finally, your signiture leaves something to be desired. For reference, take a look at mine. It is pretty much normal, nothing special. The first half of my name links to my page, the second to my talk page. Then a list of my achievements. Finally throw on a color scheme, mine being black and dark green, and you got a decent signiture. Writing your name, then kills you, is fine, but consider linking it to your talk page. If you want borrow mine and just change it to fit your name and achievements. Or look at anyone's for that matter to borrow the format. Here is mine if you want though. Then you just copy it on User:Mahm00shA/sig, change it up, and put it in your sig preferences.

If you knew any or all of this I am sorry, but I just want to make sure you start off the right way. Finally, remember, everything here is a joke. We never insult anyone seriously. Enjoy yourself, do what is fun for you, whether it be writing, voting, editing, or just talking to some really cool people here. Good luck bud! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:17, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

thanks a lot for your concern.. You, guys here, are much kinder than those at wikipedia :)

Btw, I know you, not personally of course, but I noticed you are a prominent member of uncyclopedia, and checked your user page twice or so... \m/ up the IRONS \m/ keep up the good work! Mahm00shA kills you! 20:46, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Will do! If you have any further questions feel free to ask me. Also, if you are stuck on ideas for an article, just ask me, I have many ideas and you could borrow one if you want. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 21:01, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
allright, tell me some ideas.. myself and cheddarBBQ need a new idea, preferably an easy Howto
A HowTo hm? Well there really are a few ways you can start a how to. There are a few classic ways to go, and although they are tried and true methods, it might be hard to feature. But if you work on it and keep it original and on topic, you could easily write front page stuff.
First, you could take something simple, such as Howto: Open a Jar, and make it EXTREMELY complicated. Say there are chances you could break a wrist or even spontaneously combust from the intensity of it all.
Next you could do the opposite. You could take something difficult, such as HowTo: Remove a Tumor, and make it seem extremely simple. You could say, "Cut in the general area of the suspected tumor, and cut more if you miscalculated. Then you just cut the tumor off. Just, you know, like a tough well done steak. There you go it's out now just slap a piece of tape on the skin you cut and send him out."
Finally, you could take something impossible, like HowTo: Fly to Mars, and make it extremely goofy. You could say, set up a giant sling shot and hold your breathe when you are flying through space. Or you could say carjack, or rocketjack a ride. Or you could just say befriend aliens. These are often the most entertaining to read to a broad crowd, although the others can work fantastically as well.
Want to be original? There are plenty of different HowTo styles out there. You could talk in first person, like in my featured article, HowTo:Fix the Economy. These work if you use a character and set him or her up. In this example, it is a dumb teenage girl. Another idea is to pretend to talk to the person. For example, maybe a HowTo:Sell a Shirt (horrible idea but you could think of a better one with time) and you are a guy teaching his workers how to sell a certain T-shirt.
That about wraps it up. I know I didn't give you really specific ideas, but I hope this gets your mind running. If you need further assistance feel free to ask! If you want me to contribute in a collaboration (an article made by two or more people) with you, I could do that too, but I see you are setting one up with CheeseBBQ which is excellent. Good luck bud!~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 08:17, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
thanks, I will work on an easy made complicated howto, it seems easier.. Btw, I didnt set thet one up with BBQ, he did it alone
Oh, well I just started one called HowTo:Deal with your Girl's Best Friend. I need to do it alone though because I am going to put it on Poo Lit. If you want to do a collaboration we could figure out another one though. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:16, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

OK

It's close to ending, just the final paragraph or so, then pics (if the people respond to my request) and then its off to Pee Review.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 20:55, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Jenny Is Done

Sort of. The basic typing/ story is finished. Mind checking it out and telling me what you think? I still need to get it reviewed and and before that, I need some pictures. But I think I'm done the 1st draft of typing.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

???--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
I will take a look at your article, I am not much of a reviewer though, but I think I can help

Mahm00shA kills you! 03:55, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

I Was Gonna Ask If You wanted to work together...

But now they got the PLS contest. You should try writing an article for that. I think I will, if I can come up with a new idea.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:59, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

I just decided I'm gonna do an article on Thin Mints. That sound like a good idea? I was looking around the house when I noticed a box of Necco Thin Mints. But I just got a box of Girl Scout Thin Mints yesterday. But they are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS!!! Necco TMs are like tiny Peppermint patties, but GS TMs are filled with a sort of minty crunchy stuff. There is a mystery to be uncovered here.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:08, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Check it out so far.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:40, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
I would definitely prefer to write my FIRST aricle with the assisstance of an experienced user, that is you or tagstit, or both.. As for the idea, I have two, the first is an article about a military industries organisation of a fourth world nation, kurds for instance, a la wikipedia, 'cause I actually spent wasted year 2008 reading wikipedia articles about weapon systems and I am experienced with the layout of those pages so it will be an easy and perfect parody of wikipedia... The second is a simple howto or unnews, about tying shoelaces or something equally stupid... What do you say? Mahm00shA kills you! 04:48, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
That sounds cool. So you know, those can't be entered in the contest, but yeah, if it's your first article, maybe that's best. I'll work with you on it, if you'll help me with your "thinking process," but because I am fairly new and I am also working on a seperate article at the same time, you should probably get TagsTit or someone to help as well. Ya know, make it a 3 or 4 person project rather than 2. Oh and tell me what you think about paragraph 1 of Thin Mints. Wanna see if you think it sounds like a good idea.I'm entering it in n00b of the month category.
Oh, and it really sucks that I didn't know about the contest about a week ago. I could've entered Jenny in it. I think she would've had a chance. Oh well, too late now. Keep me updated.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:00, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh (again) I wasn't asking if you wanted to do the Thin Mints, I was asking what you thought of it. The Thin Mints is my entry.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:02, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

 :'(

You're leaving??? WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! But you're currently my most devoted follower! NOOOO!!! Bye Byes.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:25, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

WAAAAAHHHHH.. Anyway... *sniff* hopefully not forever, I will be back in summer.. And I might show up every once in a while to say "hello, I am Lindsay Lohan!".. Oh, Here is a line from my will "...and to my son, CBBQ, I leave my worthless beloved article, KMI".. BYYEEE, d00d Mahm00shA kills you! 05:00, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Pee rEVIEW

You put KMI in the Pee Review already? I didn't know it was done. I would've helped with it, but I really didn't know anything at all about so I would've had no idea what to write.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 16:45, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

it isnt done yet.. I just wanted to see if the idea is good..

Btw, no matter if you dont know anything about the topic, just take the article, add some pictures, hyperlinks, and stuff like that... make it a funny uncyclopedian article... Mahm00shA kills you! 17:51, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Sorry for the harsh review, but much to the annoyance of the big Jew I don't tend to falter in the review to circumstances such as incomplete or first article. I gave you some advice and I'd be happy to help you out with the article, the review shouldn't dissuade you, like I said, take a look at my first article it's much worse. But yeh, its a good idea, if you go for a more article style with a sattire edge, you could really pull this off. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 21:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Hope You Don't Mind

I adopted you. Every n00b should be adopted. I had to go it on my own, homeless ever since I started here. It's been a tough and grueling experience, and I didn't want to have to put you through that.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

no, I dont mind at all. Thanks, adopapa :) -- Mahm00shA kills you! 03:45, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
It is a good idea to become part of the adopt o noob program if you want to become an adopter Cheddar, ask UU about it. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 04:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
What?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
Gah, undaddies are official people who adopt new people. They have to be highly trained in the art of the Uncyclopedian. If you want to adopt someone, you should become part of that program first. SysRq was my undaddy. And lots of people can be one. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Your not gonna vote for me?

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Damn, I forgot! I will vote for you.. And create a sockpupet to vote for the d00d who will make the picture :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 01:59, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. Good to know my adoson (?) supports me. I'll bet the Bush twins voted for Kerry.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
ya, its adoson, you got it right! I'll bet kerry's son voted for Bush :p SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Ha! Busted! Sockpuppet hey? And I'm NOT a d00d. Anyway, what pic do you want? My talkpage is becoming a novel so I thought I'd move these discussions to the requesters' pages, since you are all above using the designated image request area. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
 :) ok, princess she-who-aint-a-d00d, you got me so I will act stupid and pretend I dont know how to vote. Ok? Ok... Now, take a look at this page, you see, I think you could use your leet skills to photoshop an album's cover art, could you, Pleeeez, do it for me?
  • on the other hand -thats the left one- would you mind telling me how old are you, both of you? I am 18 myself SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mahm00shA/Nile (band)‎

I've closed thi for you, I'm guessing you blanked it over PLS rules, remember its an idea just to close the Pee than to blank it. Thanks there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 07:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

yea, thanks! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 07:34, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes thank you

That really cheered me up! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 15:58, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

its an hono(u)r to cheer you up, sir! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:00, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Sig

Hey no big deal, and I hate to complain, but your signiture is MASSIVE! And more than half of it doesn't link. Most of the time when it says the preceding comment, it means it wasn't signed and someone did it for them. Most people know that when a name is after a comment, they were the one to put it there. Just saying. Take a look at some examples. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:46, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

ok, ill change it
Alright sorry to be a bother. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:50, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
no, not at all. Thanks SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:52, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Beautiful. I am glad you were...cooperative *pockets gun* ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:53, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
no problem, mate *takes hand off red button* SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:57, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Just fyi

I am rather impressed with your efforts over at IC. Just felt like giving you a little "good job". Keep it up. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:04, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

thanks, sir. But note that i know absolutely nothing about michael jacksons music, im a metalhead not a pophead, so i may not be able to contribute greatly to the article itself but ill give it a try. Please, *goes on knees*, Please dont kill me! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 14:19, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Wikipedia should be your guide. We're really going to be satirizing his lifestyle, his eccentric tendancies, etc. And we're going to be defending it the whole way. But there will be some stuff on his music and how brilliant it is. Just leave that stuff to the rest of us. Don't worry, you don't have to do everything. You've got friends. =) Sir SysRq (talk) 14:24, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
yea, we are one happy family... whatever. :> I still think we can spork something from encyclopedia dramatica SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 14:37, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
From the what now? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:00, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
what what? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 18:04, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:07, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey

I wrote those 2 UnNews articles that you blessed today with ICU and unfunny tags, "son kills father" and "spiderman". Look, those are my first unnews reports.. And, i dont think they are THAT bad, mordillo liked them for instance (maybe not.. Whatever). Would you mind telling me what went terribly wrong? Also, some advice would be appreciated. Thanks SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:54, 24 March 2009 (UTC)


The Welcome to UnNews thingy below may help. Other stuff: grammar and spelling aren't so great, the humour is sort of random. To me, the topicisn't very funny, nor the content; however, you can put them on Pee Review to try and solicit more opinions and help. I am not a dictator, and I realize that there are some things I don't find funny that a majority does find funny. If this was not helpful, or if there is anything I can help with further, let me know. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:54, 25 March 2009 (UTC)


Che Ape
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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:54, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

NO CHANGING ARTICLE DATES

RE:UnNews:Son kills father and uncle

Don't move the article dates around please; that sort of thing is best done by admins, like me. I'll read your rewrite and see what I think. Good work, trying to fix your article... bad work changing the article date. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:53, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

oh, I didnt know that I shouldnt change the date. Sorry SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:08, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Sup!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know, "Where the hell have you been?" Don't worry, I didn't abandon you. I been pretty busy. Congrats on the... um... 3 articles. I think you've actually got more than me now. Then again, I only have 3 total, so... Anyways, just saying wats up.

This article has been spammed by the Almighty Smokin' CheddarBBQ.

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--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods (UTC)
hey, no envy, or else.. Whatever.. Bother peeing on my "papyrus bla bla bla" article? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 07:17, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the cookie.

Beerpint CheddarBBQ has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.


hey, I didnt know that kids can be giving away free beer, hell, where do you live?! :D SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:47, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Italia. And HowTo:Suck Cock? You talking from experience?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:16, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
no, that's why I need an exprerienced cocksucker to contribute, care to? I am not implying that you're a cocksucker but, meh, care to contribute anyway? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:19, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
SBQ2 CheddarBBQ has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew!
This is the highest honor you will ever receive.
Mountaindew

I might. If you've noticed, I haven't been on as much as I used to. I might if I get a chance, but, just to be clear, I don't know much about cocksucking.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

thanks for the snack, though mountain jews tastes like piss, and doritos sucks too. Anyway, bout contributing, you'd better do it... <pulls a ridiculously large lazer cannon from left pocket and points it at you> SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:44, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Fuck NO! Not unless you admit that Doritos and Mountain Dew are mankind's two greatest innovations ever.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
well, Doritos might be great, I eat on a daily basis, you know.. but mountain dew tastes like alkaline piss, at least here in Egypt SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:00, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
I got to go get some sleep now, its 2 am, see ya tomorrow SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:04, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
K see ya. (Here, it was midnight when you posted that. And Mountain Dew is the greatest drink ever (along with MD: Voltage and AMP, the energy drink from the makers of MD)--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 04:16, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
you still here? I slept and woke up.. Anyway, mountain jew sucks :P SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 04:36, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
You suck (cock).--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
you suck (dildo) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 13:09, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Aw, you fucker. You saved it the same time I did and killed what I wrote. I never met anyone who doesn't like Mountain Dew.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 13:12, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
chill, I like it, of course.. Just trying to piss you off.. And I did, no need to thank me :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 13:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, I'm chill. Just like a cold, refreshing Mountain Dew.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
ya, I know, i've just had one a couple of hours ago :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:58, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
I had 1 a couple of mins ago. Ha!--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Just Saying...

You don't need to vote against on every article you don't like on the Imperial Colonization page. I mean, you can, but you can vote for as many articles as you want on there. So putting temporary for is also useless. If you like it vote for it but don't go against on every one. Look, even our leader is voting on more than one and no one else is even bothering putting against. Just saying... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:56, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

I completely understand this, but you know, I want 9 11 to win.. Anyway, if you see my conduct as somehow inappropriate, feel free to remove my Against votes. But now, go vote for 9 11! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:02, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Well I personally don't know many ways we could go with it. And Britian I have NOOO clue about so the only way I would participate is if it was MySpace. Or something else on the list that's good that I have a firm grasp on, aka my penis. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:08, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Just vote for 9 11! <pulls out a big gun from pants and points it at you> SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:14, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Check out the pics I 'shopped

I just got Illustrator and Photoshop for my comp and responded to two image requests. How dod they look?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Sorry Adoson, I thought you were eligible for n00b nominination. Aw well, there's always next month.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:23, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

GOODBYE!!! (again)

Looks like your supposedly leaving Uncyc again. I'll miss you again. See ya adoson again. --SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:29, 5 April 2009 (UTC) again

goodbye... Did you see my epic fail at Pls? Ah, now I am depressed :( ... Goodbye, anyway SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:31, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, the PLS results are in? I should go check those. I bet I failed SOOOOO more epically than you.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HONORABLE MENTION 3 VOTES HELLS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:54, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Goodbye Mahmoosha, you old Egyptian rascal! --CrabPope 14:55, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

 :( *sniff* i will miss you, crapbenedict xvi SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 06:54, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 9th, 2009

You suck. You really suck. Joining up just now so I'd have to deliver... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:44, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

There, there, Dexter. It's alright. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:46, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
hehe :P

Bobthespermnpominenation

Why's u nominate it already? U never want to nominate it before it's finished. It would be better to get the pics done first.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:59, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

C'mon, we gotta hurry and get the stuff with the pics done b4 it fails the nom. If we re-nom it after the pics are in, it will have a less chance.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 15:14, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Jenny

it's nommed. Do I have your vote?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

Hello whore.

I see you're whoring. Good job. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:27, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:39, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
it is a pleasure. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:42, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

My Band

As a fellow metalhead, do you mind checking out the "article" on my band? I made all the songs from scratch. And by scratch, I mean I took songs from real bands and killed the songs. --SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:33, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

So watcha think?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:02, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
1. ????
2. PROFIT!
SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 03:14, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
1. Not sure I understand what this means.
2. This neither.
3. Why only 1 guess for 1 song? There's more songs there. Did you listen to any of them?
--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:32, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
well, i dont listen to those other bands.. Except for Iron Maiden, whose song i guess is stranger in a strange land, judging by the title only SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:41, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, that one's wrong too.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:55, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Bob the Sperm

Actually, I think it's missing two things. First, it lacks a certain degree of consistency (the "birth" section in particular; it goes from using medical terms to "Bob's father was the mailman"-type stuff. Try to find something of a middle ground. Secondly, The article seems just a tad bit skimpy; flesh out some of the sections just a *pinch* more.

All-in-all, this is a pretty good article. The images are good, as is the overall concept (a "sperm hero"). Although you don't have to change around your whole article to get my vote, you'll likely get featured anyway. Good luck. —Sir Guildensternenstein 22:37, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

ok, i'll try to go by your advice, will you vote? Please! i aint whoring for nothing, dude SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:44, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
Being a whore is fun.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:56, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
ya, you bet :p SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:14, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Your Wrath

Please don't be wrathful! —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:57, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAY

JENNY WAS FEATURED!!!!--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:29, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

YAAY! Congrats, Adopapa! Now go remove that template on your userpage that says you dont have a featured! =D SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 19:46, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Already been done. Try to give that to people if you see they have no featured articles. Help me spread it until it becomes a regular template.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:33, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
ok, I'll try, but I am not staying here for much longer, i have a final next week, and the following, and the following, etc SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:36, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Just a drive by word of advice: Template spam is a real quick way to find yourself universally hated here. Just sayin'. Congrats on the feature. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:43, 14 Apr

It's not spamming. It's just a good template. It's spamming if I go randomly putting it on people's pages.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:07, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

WTF Adoson?

Guard in park WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?

Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.
--CheddarBBQ

Guard in park

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:08, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

Du bist welkomme. Mein Hahn ist größ! Mahm00shA 09:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

'Sup

There is no point at all to this post. That's what makes such a nice post. So 'Sup?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:57, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

another fine day on which I wont be online except for this quarter of an hour. F'gnhth abth'ugh ush Cthulu, f'angh! Mahm00shA 09:17, 19 April 2009 (UTC)


Walk like an Egyptian

Go on, do it, don't make me hurt you.--CrabPope 21:14, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

aite, here we go =D Mahm00shA 04:57, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

My pic

Someone nommed my pic for VFP. Mind showing your support? Hoping to get up to at least 0.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

More Spam!

You're A filthy WHORE!!!

And so am I. Isn't it great? Show your whorocity with pride.

Thank You!

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