User talk:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Archive 6

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edit Yes, I do!

Also, rape! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 18 December 2009

The Fast And The Horny: Socky. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 14:32 • Friday, 18-12-2009
Indeed. I'm constantly horny. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:42, 18 December 2009
I also do as well, thank you very much. Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 20:38,18December,2009
Anche tu, Giovanus? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:16 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
Vedo quello che hai fatto lì! Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 16:03,19December,2009

edit Thanks!

edit Mensaje!

You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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Cheers!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:00, 18 December 2009

Wha? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:18 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

edit At last!

A sensible reason for a talk page move! Pup

Et tu, Puppé? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 02:52 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
Ave Ceasar. Mortorious te salutante. Pup
Mors principium est.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:00 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
What the fuck kinda language is that? Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 16:10,19December,2009
Latin. YOUR ancestors' language. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:12 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
Puteus ut est pro perdo. Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 21:20,19December,2009

edit Can you believe it?!

I actually finished the review on time! It's a Christmas miracle! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 11:13, Dec 19 2009

yeah, I love you, man! :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 13:10 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

edit Re: How to Become King

Hello again. Been a while. How did that article work out in the end? I'll have another read of it if I have the time. --Nikau 10:24, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

It failed VFH.. Then got dumped in the vast nothingness of forgot-ness.. Heh, anyway, your help is welcome. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 11:37 • Sunday, 20-12-2009

edit Survivor

You're opting out? But why? `Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 21:56,20December,2009

Meh. Also, I tend to take such things seriously, and this one can give me a heart attack or something.. I'll just stand away and watch. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 22:02 • Sunday, 20-12-2009
But I need someone to form a not-so secret alliance with! Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 22:15,20December,2009
Necropaxx is your man. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 03:44 • Monday, 21-12-2009
No! Haven't you ever seen Survivor?!? He'll be my ally until the final 5 when he convinces the other 3 that I'd been sleeping with the judge! Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 03:48,21December,2009
Sleeping with Kingkitty? Yuck! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 03:51 • Monday, 21-12-2009
Exactly! You're not gonna make me face that alone, are you? Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 04:00,21December,2009
Ok. Me, you and Necropaxx can form a triple alliance. You drop a line to Necropaxx and tell him, now.. Also, NO BETRAYAL! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 04:30 • Monday, 21-12-2009

edit Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:27, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

Aw, what the hell? No invitation for me? I'm the most dramatic person on Uncyc. I hate you !! *sob* Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 00:43,21December,2009
It's my honour, mister. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 03:35 • Monday, 21-12-2009

edit Black Metal

There's no need to add the stuff I removed from the black metal page. I made a new article for it. User:Mattfca Icons-flag-ca (talk to me)

Norsk Arysk Blakk Metall RAHHH! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:03 • Tuesday, 22-12-2009

edit Welcome to UN:LEGAL!

In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  16:44, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Why haven't you voted in Survivor yet? Day 1's almost over and my life is at stake! Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 00:21,25December,2009
I did. And now I'm at stake, too. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:13 • Friday, 25-12-2009

edit Re:

I'm an uncyclopedian. I have nothing against you, its a game and I was joking about the brick thing. OBTW I'm still not going to be an alliance with you.

Also, please don't remove stuff from my talk page. :P

-Mark Lourd (Inbox) 01:04, December 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:01, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

edit Amazed thanks

You're ridiculously kind. As it happens there is Hanna Barbera's "Gangs of New York" which is new(ish). Otherwise I'll have to try to finish the article I started on Dr Benjamin Spock's "Common sense book of baby and child care" by this time tomorrow. --Sog1970 20:45, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Well, the year is over, and the voting for the top 10 is at sight, so I was thinking which articles made me laugh most. More than half of them were yours.. Now I'm off to read (and laugh at) this article you linked my to. :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 20:54 • Wednesday, 30-12-2009
It's very good, I didn't lol but I smiled and giggled all along. Maybe it's because I don't know those cartoon characters.. Eh, anyway, It's a nice take on a movie that really touched me (in my private parts) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 21:13 • Wednesday, 30-12-2009
You don't know Top Cat and Scooby Doo? - you must have been a sadly neglected child. --Sog1970 21:18, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Scooby Doo, yes. Top Cat, no. I was more of a Looney Toons kid, actually. That and Chinese cartoons. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 07:58 • Thursday, 31-12-2009

edit Yet Another Template

Jack Black & Elmo

Thanks For Buying Our Book!
Me and Elmo take bodily functions seriously and If you enjoyed Menstruation: A Guide For Men, be sure to check out these other books in our series:
Why Is There Blood In My Toilet? BOOGER! (With Oscar The Grouch)

When will the insanity end? --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:55, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Messyhouse7 Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash
Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

And another thanks! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:37, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................

Disregard the previous templates, this is the real one!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:27, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Ta. You outdid yourself, mate! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:35 • Wednesday, 6-01-2010

edit To 10 of the Month of which is of which like it is December.

LEPRECHAUN. Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 06:30,1January,2010

edit A bouncy thanks!

Unbookwilson Chuck would like to thank you!

Symbol for vote For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:01, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit I know it's late, don't bitch at me. Bitch.


Oh, and thanks for the vote :)
--It's Magically Fucking Delicious

Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 20:51,4January,2010
Ooo, I'm scared SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 20:52 • Monday, 4-01-2010
You should be... Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 03:04,5January,2010

edit Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:

And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:55, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Fredd The Mahmauscher?

That sounds like Mini The Moocher! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:41, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Hehehe! Say hello to the new me! What will my nickname be now by the way? ;) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:46 • Friday,
Fredmucher? ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
That's longer than your name, man SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 09:13 • Friday,
F the M? Pup
That sounds cool, actually :) also, sorry for not following your advice of "less than 15 chars username" SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 10:02 • Friday,

If you think I'm gonna stop calling you Mooshy, you're F'ed in the H. Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 12:00,8January,2010

Haha :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 12:26 • Friday,

What was wrong with your old one? Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 17:43, Jan

As I explained on sannse talk page, my old username was so stupid that I feel embarassed showing it to my friends. Also, did you notice the alliteration in your question? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 19:06 • Friday, 8-01-2010
If you'll notice, "Necropaxx" is not at the height of radicalocity either. Also, alliteration? What ware wou walking wabout? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:27, Jan 9 2010
One more thing. How on earth do you have "Fred" as your nickname? You said your name's Muhammad! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:29, Jan 9 2010
Mohammad Farid. Almost all my friends know me as "Fred", as 75% of Egyptian males have Mohammad or Ahmad as their first names. Also, Necropaxx is a really cool name, at least for a black metal fan. :P Also also, I've bolded the alliterating words for you. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:40 • Saturday, 9-01-2010
Nerds. Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 16:33,9January,2010
Italian pansy. Nah just kidding you're a nerd. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:14, Jan 10 2010

edit Water papyrus

Hi. I had a quick look at it and did my best with proof-reading. But people who review my stuff will tell you that English isn't really my area, I'm a Welsh-Canadian (two peoples who don't speak English proper). I've changed the odd sentence round a bit - mostly to shorten ones that exceed three lines because it always seems to make them easier to read. The formatting is so much better than anything i can do that i wouldn't dream of interfering with it. I wasn't entirely familiar with the subject - is it something to do with the "Book of the dead"? So I haven't really invented anything much to add. But something may occur to me during the day, in which case I'll put it in the discussion page. The editted version is on User:Sog1970/Review - I hope it helps. I'll see if I can find a picture or two to suggest. --Sog1970 16:17, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks a bunch, matey. You can directly edit whatever you like into the article, at any time. Your additions were real funny, thanks :)
My next project will be Chapter for obeisance before giving breath to the inert one in the presence of cresent shaped horns. It'll basically be a guide for mouth-to-mouth breathing, written in archaic and studded with silly pharaonic rituals. Let me know if you're interested in a collab. :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png • 17:09 • Sunday, 10-01-2010

edit Collab

"Yeah, I know I've been a bastard, but I've tried, all alo-o-o-o-o-ong."

Anyways, I know I've sucked with helping in collabs in the past, but I've come to a complete roadblock in how to finish my most recent article. Do you wanna join in?

By the way, those lyrics are by Darwin's Jesus, in case you want to know. Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 21:11,10January,2010

I'm in FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png • 07:14 • Monday, 11-01-2010

edit New Template Town


I'm pretty exhausted, so this one might be lonely!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:45, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit FRED?!

evil name. <<>> 10:31 January 13

Indeed. Eeeevil. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:21 • Wednesday, 13-01-2010
How could you change your name? To something with capital letters? And over 15 letters? It must suck to type yor username. carrot lol 12:50 January 15
That's not a problem. I can write it in less than two seconds, now that my fingers are used to it. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:53 • Friday, 15-01-2010

edit The title

Do you like it? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:08, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ooh yea. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:11 • Friday, 15-01-2010
Hey, I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff. Alright, that's cool with me, brah. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:25, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Wanna join my club? Free donuts on Wednesdays. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:52 • Friday, 15-01-2010
Are there potatoes? carrot lol 12:52 January 15
Fries are half-price on Fridays. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:48 • Friday, 15-01-2010

edit UnSignpost January 14th

self-delivery by FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:47 • Friday, 15-01-2010

edit Collab

Sounds fun. i don't think I'll have a lot of time to do much this week end. But let me know what direction you think it may take and I'll try my best. Never collaborated with anyone else - it should be good. --Sog1970 18:38, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Cool. It needn't be done this weekend :) Anyway, the direction I think is best for it would be.. Errr.. The trivialities of kinghood.. In archaic.. You know, like dragons, warriors, epic battles against the dark lord, taxes, rebellions and that kind of shit.. Ehh, I have no solid concept; I make shit up as I go along. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:23 • Friday, 15-01-2010
Good. Because making up shit as you go along is how it should be. I read it briefly yesterday. i noticed you'd changed some r's to l's - like dlagon - I'm not sure if that makes it sound medieval. As a Brit it makes it sound Japanese to me. In medieval script S's was generally written as f. That could work, maybe. along with "Ye", "Thou" "Thee" "Thy" etc (I'm a bit vague about the difference between thee and thou. Oh, and "Art" for "Are". And perhaps the occassional "Verily" and "Forsooth". Gad, but methinks we may yet have some fun with this. --Sog1970 14:42, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
The R's and L's were changed only in the last section where the advisor is Oriental. I planned to get rid of him in the following section, anyway.. Oh, and the difference between thee and thou is just a matter of parts of speech; if it's the subject it'd be thou, if it's the object it's thee. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:47 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
I should probably be humiliated that you clearly have a better grip of English than I do. But I'm Welsh so English is the language of the oppressor.--Sog1970 22:13, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Also, I hadn't realised the Osama bin laden untweets were yours. That was class. Feel free to revert any edits I made
Aw no man, those edits were awesome! I sense that so much fun this way cometh :) Also, thanks for the compliment, I feel much honoured. Also also, my grip of English is in no way better than yours, it's just that I've been interested in archaic ever since I was 15 so I know the basic rules :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:21 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
Don't know if you like the statue picture. I'm not sure if it will fit in the openning section without being made too small. But you're much better at the formatting than I am. i leave it to you. --Sog1970 13:27, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
In fact, I do like the statue picture, especially that the angle from which it was shot gives the illusion that the statue is indeed colossal. I'll play around a bit with the size and position until it fits, but first, I am writing the "slay the dragon" section. Don't Edit-Conflict me! :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:35 • Sunday, 17-01-2010

edit Interview With an Egyptian Taxi Driver

Just wanted to say -this was genius. SufiyaFatimaLevi 19:28, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you. I have to admit, though, it isn't completely original. I found it in a very crude state somewhere on the internet, saw that it has great potential, exploited it; rewordet it, added jokes of my own, then Mordillo joined and made it into the FA it is, now. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:51 • Saturday, 16-01-2010

edit Papyrus

I looked it over for you. I didn't do it like I would a normal review, however, as that really wasn't what you were looking for. Sorry it took so damn long. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:56, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

I've read it already, and it's pretty good. Thanks a lot. :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:00 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
Not a problem Moosh/Fred. If you want any more help, or what to do a collab, or whatever, feel free to drop by and ask. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:27, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Will do in the near future. :) FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:22 • Sunday, 17-01-2010

edit I went to the Bazaar today

And bought Egyptian strawberries. They better be good. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:45, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, back in the day, Egyptian stawberry was naturally sweet, nowadays you need half a kilo of sugar for every kilo of strawberry. Good ol days... FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:00 • Sunday, 17-01-2010

edit HowTo:Be A King

Is it ready to be nommed? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:51, 18 January 2010

Necro's gonna review it within 20 hours. So, tomorrow maybe. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:25 • Monday, 18-01-2010
Ah, good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:51, 18 January 2010
You're right. Good review. Now the search engine's been fixed BTW, I checked and there isn't a How to be God - something for you to consider, perhaps. --Sog1970 09:15, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
On a second thought, OK. What's the general idea? FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:55 • Tuesday, 19-01-2010

edit Why the Name Change

I liked Mahmoosha, it sounds, I don't know, mooshy, and I like mooshy.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 23:31, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

It sounded kinda gay (in Arabic at least) when I showed my buddies my works here on uncyclopedia. And Fred is my real life nickname, so yeah. But you can still call me mooshy if you like. Everybody does. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:51 • Tuesday, 19-01-2010

edit Papyrus Collab

I didn't mean to ignore you or anything, your message just got lost above the UnSignpost that was delivered shortly after you left it. Anyway, I'd be totally willing to collaborate with you. How do you want to go about it? Brainstorm together, have me take a stab and rewriting the article, something else? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:50, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Good. You do it, I'll just watch for now, then join you later with some minor edits. Now, go for it. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:53 • Tuesday,
K, sounds good, I'll have it done in the next couple days. If things work out well, maybe you and I could do that Interview with a Metalhead piece we once talked about? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:02, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Sure. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 10:03 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010

edit UnSignpost 21th January 2009

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:35, Jan 21

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