# User talk:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Archive 3

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## edit First Topic of Your Clean Talk Page.

I archived all the other shit. You're welcome. Now get off your damn phone! 16:12,5June,2009

oh, no rape? I'm sad Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 19:42 June 5 '09
Oh yeah, rape. YOU JUST GOT RAPED BITCH!! That better? 20:47,5June,2009
oh, gay incest? Im depressed now Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:04 June 5 '09
Make up your mind. And it's not incest. You were adopted. 21:21,5June,2009
Go take the poll on my page. 22:52,5June,2009

## editAn important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:08, 6 Jun

## edithey

What are you studying at uni? --Docile hippopotamus 10:04, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I though I told you before.. Anyways.. Medicine and so forth; Human Anatomy, Human Physiology, Histology and Basic Biochemistry, for those of you who care. Oh, and Im still a freshman Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:11 June 7 '09
Ew, anatomy? I more of a psychology man myself. And a civil drafter. And an literary novelist. And a mathematician. And a physicist. And an archaeologist. I'm having a bit of trouble limiting it down. 02:24,11June,2009

Leprechaun is back up at VFH again 22:58,10June,2009

Its against the rules to renominate an article right after it fails.. An admin will close the nomination shortly.. Sorry, don, you gotta work on it before you can renominate, but you get my vote any ways. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:37 June 11 '09
I know. I didn't put it on VFH, Docile Hippo did. I did put it back onto Pee review, and I'm not really expecting this nomination to last. I do plan on fixing it up if I can, though I'm not sure how much good it'll do, seeing as most of the against votes last time involved comments such as "It sucks" and "Not funny at all." Those aren't exactly helpful comments. 02:21,11June,2009

I have adopted a 2nd n00b. You have a little baby brother! 03:50,11June,2009

## editAward

blue scrotum?! Whatever.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:06 June 11 '09

## editSo I might have moved your policy into the userspace

But for the effort you get the award you always craved:

 This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

~ 12:35, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

no, seriously, what's wrong with it? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:38 June 12 '09
Well, among other things, you don't just take it upon yourself to create an ignorable policy - things like that require community involvement. Perhaps you ask an admin or two first, raise the subject in a forum, see if people agree with what you're suggesting, that kind of thing. --UU - natter 12:40, Jun 12
Oh, ok, sorry. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:42 June 12 '09

## editUnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. 15:36, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

## editMuch Appreciated

 YOU ARE LOVED!And in appreciation for your donation toThe Billy Graham Evangelistic AssociationI am sending a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation. ~ B. G.

## editSeconds

You have made a horrible mistake on my talk page! It's 30 seconds, mind you. Thirty, no more, no less. I demand an apology... Oh no, now it's 32 seconds... ... 12:11, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Here, an apology :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:51 June 14 '09
Eh? Good. So Verto's your *new* bro? 08:57, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Yep, chedd's adopted him Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 09:04 June 15 '09
Wait... I know who you are. You aren't Mahm00shA after all. you... You're Nintoendorulez! right? 10:39, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
No, I'm on of those guys Insineratehymn, Famine or NXWave. You choose :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:17 June 15 '09
Ah, Hi Famine! 05:13, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

## edit So what of you think of your little bro?

I'd say he's coming along pretty nicely. 03:13,15June,2009

And now he got in trouble for plaigarism. 18:44,15June,2009
And sorry about that thing on your page. I got it and your talk page mixed up. 19:36,15June,2009

## editGratitude...

I'm touched by what you wrote on WotM. Speechless almost. Thanks.  :) --T. (talk) 18:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

You are always welcome, Mr. Todd. You are the best! :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 18:07 June 15 '09

## editThanks thank tank (again-again!)

 "Joshy, what have I told you about manners?" Sorry Mummy... I have to thank you all again because you voted my story THE BEST article of May and that means that someone who wanted to hire a space comedian will know that I'm funny and give me money so that I can buy toys!

00:29 16 June 2009

## edit Hey Famine!

Can I call you hunger? Or Famine? 04:08, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes you can :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:51 June 17 '09

## editYou disappeared

08:13, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

huh? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:32 June 17 '09
From my talkpage. 10:40, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, it was a mistimed rape, so I removed it Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:33 June 17 '09

## editRape!

Lulz. 11:34, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

/me calls 911 Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:36 June 17 '09
Yes. 911 speaking. What is your order? 11:40, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
2 Big Macs and a Quarter Pounder, please.. And quickly, Im in a hurry.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:44 June 17 '09
Here you go sir. 11:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

with fries and pepsi, please Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:54 June 17 '09
Of course. 12:00, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a lot combo! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:02 June 17 '09
No problem. 12:05, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, Big Mac eats you! 16:10,17June,2009

Everywhere, actually, not just Russia. The BiG MaC isnt even considered as a sandwich at VFS Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:38 June 18 '09

## editTemplate spam

 The Narrator Would like to thank you all... For voting on his rendition of Snow White."It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

16:12 17 June 2009

## edit Um... Archiving isn't something for you to do...

That's what the job for the poopsmiths to do. Rule 5 of VFD

 If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

I'm not sure if you've been doing this while I was absent, but don't. Everything will get archived eventually. Don't do it yourself. Tell either of us poopsmiths if there are a lot of things that need archiving, instead of doing it yourself. Which... It was only one article... It's pretty customary to archive when there are more than one thing needing archiving... Seriously, don't do it again. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:41, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

And if that came off as rude/mean/bossy/Nazist, I didn't mean it to. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:44, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
It came off very bossy and sort of rude, you could have worded it more nicely.. But hey, fuck you, anyway, I don't give a damn :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:57 June 18 '09

## edit Sooo, Famine.

You actually can post on my talk page by clicking the cute little "add new topic". And I am 12. Like, $2/3$ of your age... (And I have a customized wiki-sig!) 04:15, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

12? Below the age limit! Minor! Staircase CUNt 04:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Grrrr. Saber's below as well. 06:08, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Your English is pretty damn good for a young non-native speaker :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:05 June 18 '09
Yours too :) After all, I learnt Singlish English from young. Oh, maybe Singlish too. 06:55, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

## editpicture

Did sonje make a picture for Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water? --Docile hippopotamus 10:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

No Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:23 June 18 '09
Going to ask for a picture? --Docile hippopotamus 10:24, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Not now, maybe later.. Currently, I'm working on this and I need some pictures for it.. And a collaborator would be welcome, too Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:33 June 18 '09

## editLol

 The Hidden Page Barnstar I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Fredd The Mahmauscher, found. Amazing.

I couldn't really be bothered to make another template...

## edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:30, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

## edit Hey,

Planning on a vanity page? Like Gerry Cheevers or SysRq or Zheliel? 07:36, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but I'll start it next month, I dont have much times these days.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:50 June 20 '09

The WiP tag expired, so rather than delete it, I shifted it here. Just so's you know. Am I good to you or what? --UU - natter 08:58, Jun 20

It expired already? Damn, it got stuck in the mud and i totally forgot about it. And yes, you are good to me (whatever that means, I like you anyway) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 09:04 June 20 '09

## edit ZotM

Your's had the funniest name which fits with The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar so i nommed you. 12:51, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

wha? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:58 June 21 '09

Wha! ZotM, you know? 12:59, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Go to count to a million forum and borrow sigs. 13:55, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

## edit You should vote for this.

And it's not even mine! It will make it good. You can be the decider. And the VFG needs more supporters. 20:16,23June,2009

## editFU

 on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor ~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

## editforum competition

Will you make another forum where the entries will be placed, similar to Forum:You've always wanted to be able to openly fight for my affection. Now you can. or will the entries go to Forum:Mahm00shA's 18th birthday is two weeks ahead. Bring presents, or DIE!? --Docile hippopotamus 10:26, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes.. The entries go to MY forum, similar to sysrq's, but you write about me getting mutilated, killed, raped, etc.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:49 June 28 '09
Does CheddarBBQ know about the forum? --Docile hippopotamus 10:51, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
No. I havent heard anything from him for two weeks now Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:57 June 28 '09
I'M BACK!!! And did you not see the above message dated 1 week ago? Now what's this about a forum? 21:19,28June,2009
click on the linky thing that says 18! and write a story! Gogogogo Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:22 June 28 '09

## edit I have apologised.

Now can you adopt me as a n00b please? 05:00, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

sorry, friend. I'm not an adopter, but I will try to help you as much as I can. Ask CheddarBBQ, he'll be more than willing to adopt. Though I doubt that you need adoption, you've been here for a year or so,I guess. That's more than me :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 06:05 June 29 '09
Actually, I'm full at the moment, though my current adoptee seems to be nowhere-to-be-found. 16:35,29June,2009

## edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!   15:36 30 June 2009

## editDude. Wtf is your name

As the title suggests I wish to know your name. Only 'cause I think it'd be gay to call you Mahm00shA in the awesome story I plan to write about you. Sir F@H KUN 16:08, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah faggot, whats your name. I don't actually care I just wanted to bully you. :) And also:   11:29 1 July 2009
just call me Mr. Nice Egyptian. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:00 July 1 '09

## editTa!

 I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM! No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Hows it hangin' bruv?   11:29 1 July 2009

gongratulations, SIR onion69 :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:02 July 1 '09

## edit The Ali Baba pic

Here it is. I'm archiving my talkpage so just let me know if you want changes. -- 13:35, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

its awesome! Thanks :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:04 July 1 '09

## edit UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:20, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

## editThis is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours!

 The actors would like to thank you! For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured. Female Police Officer: Hel- Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template. Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard! Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

## edit Are you gonna go vote for the Top Articles of June?

Your Unscript is looking like it'll have a good chance of cracking the Top 3. 19:23,7July,2009

## editRequest

I plan on writing you a Birthday story, but because of a combination of work and various social/family obligations, I don't know that it'll be ready in time. Can you give me, like, another day or two and hold off until judging your stories until mine's ready please? Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:57, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

## editHappy 18th Birthday!

--Docile hippopotamus 01:02, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

• Happy Birthday --Egyptian IP
Also Happy Birthday! 67.241.123.223 23:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC)Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
Also also Happy Birthday! 02:34,10July,2009
Here's my story. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

## editUnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot)  22:29, Jul 9

## editThanks

CHEERS!
Thanks for voting for this. Cat appreciates it too. Or I think she does, because she's chewing the carpet quite happily.

Hang on a second, that doesn't look like the carpet. No! She wouldn't! Not the cabbages...!!!
Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:08, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

=) OOH. Plus here's your story:

When Kairoglyph found out that his servant's servant's servant's dog's servant's maid's son's pet's servant was dead, he exclaimed "I don't give a shit!" And, er, life carried on as normal. Well, not for Mahm00sha, of course. But there we go. Teaches you to go around with a mixture of numbers and letters in your name, doesn't it? Yeah. The End.

Pretty bad, even for only 2 minutes work. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:54, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

that's funny. I likes it :) thanks, dude. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:17 July 15 '09

## edit Hey

Happy 25th Birthday tomorrow, or something, whoever you are... -- 14:01, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Yea, thanks a lot, papa. And thanks, mr monkey :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:14 July 15 '09
Ooh! I missed it. It's 16 July-11:36 ...with savings!

## edit CongraTS!!!!

On your 2nd best article of the month. Good job! *sniff* I'm so proud. 00:58,16July,2009

Good job. Going to make a note on your userpage that it's 2nd best article of June? --Docile hippopotamus 11:30, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Ah, yes of course. Also, good to hear from you. It's been a long time, eh? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:46 July 16 '09
Yeah moyt. --Docile hippopotamus 03:57, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

## editpress

howdy moosh. i've decided that you've served you signpost probation, and you've merited a biopic in this week's issue. would you check it for accuracy, and let me know if you want to add an image? 19:14, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

WOOOO!! Go mahm00shA! 19:51,16July,2009
YAY! Go me! Thanks Gerry :) and you could add that pic of me giving the middle finger... to my proud dad! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 04:57 July 17 '09
ummmm where is it? the issue is all polished by now, but i might be able to sneak an image in if you can point me to it. 12:22, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
here Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:55 July 17 '09

## edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

## edit My 17th Birthday

is coming up on August 7th. Spread The Word! I also created one of those forum thingies (not to copy you) so Check It Out. I think you can figure out where to click in my new sig. 02:37,21July,2009

Also, check this out to, for Guildy. 14:45,21July,2009
Worry not, my liege.. I shalt write you a masterpiece of fecal literature Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:14 July 21 '09
Um, yay? Is fecal a good thing, cause it sounds... uh... less good. 16:14,21July,2009
Fecal means "having something to do with flying purple hippos.." idiot Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:18 July 22 '09
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH. That makes sense. 16:11,22July,2009
Did you ever judge the results of your Birthday contest thingy, Mooshy? And, if so, how did I do? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:28, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, they were all very good... They all made me laugh.. Especially your "anal rod" thing. Thank you, all of you who cared to write something :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:45 July 23 '09

I was just looking at your userpage, and I noticed you're planning on doing another UnScript thing. Seeing as I am something of a Metalhead, I am very interested in this. Maybe it could be done as sort of a debate, with me and you debating our tastes in Metal music, but in an extremely stereotypically metal way, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:33, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Death versus progressive? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:46 July 23 '09
Something along those lines, yeah. When I've got a bit of free time, I'll outline some stuff, and we can get to work on it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:31, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

## edit I Want You! (points menacingly)

Well, in the Fantasy Football game, BadShroom (one of the players) is having computer problems, and the sub just got a month long ban, so we're in need of an 8th player. If you wanna join, come here 21:16,23July,2009

Nevermind, RAHB showed up to replace him. 13:37,24July,2009
the problem is: I dont understand a fucking thing about american football. I dont even know why the call it FOOTball Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 20:10 July 24 '09
Cause of the kickers. They kick field goals and punts with their foots. Probably just because "Tackle Ball" or "Run Ball" or "Secretly Have Dog Fights In Your Basement Ball" sounded too cheesy. 23:56,28July,2009

## edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:57, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

## edit Fuck you, you mother-fucking son of a fucker-bitch

What's up man?!?! Haven't talked to you in a while. So, anything goin on? 23:43,2August,2009

Nah, nothing special. How's your life going on, you motherfucking-cocksucking-balllicking peice of gay monkey shit? :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:53 August 3 '09
Hey, I'm not gay. And my birthday is coming up in less than a week, though the turnout has been less than hoped for. 01:18,3August,2009
I meant the monkey, anyway; the monkey is male and gay, and you are a piece of his shit.. What ever. How do you want your birthday story? Funny? Serious? etc Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 01:26 August 3 '09
I want it everything. Ya know, like every possible genre, creating the greatest piece of literature known to man. Are those expectations too high? 16:02,3August,2009
Also, it should be funny. 16:03,3August,2009
I'll do my best, I promise.. I hope you like it Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:18 August 4 '09
You got that right. I was actually going to tell my 13 years old brother to write a story about an italian child who got killed during the war with the parent-abducting aliens.. But you busted me. I think I'll have to write something myself then Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:31 August 4 '09
Oh, the old force-your-younger-sibling-into-child-labor trick. Nice one. 00:33,4August,2009
its not 'forced labor'... You know... Uhhh... Errrm... He 'volunteered' Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:36 August 4 '09

## edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:56, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

I WAS FINALLY MENTIONED IN THE NEWSPAPER!!! not a bio though 23:30,10August,2009

waaay to go, son. I've got a biopic and a full story about me, neener neener neener :p Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 16:21 August 11 '09

 Doug would like to thank you! Again! For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

18:26 15 August 2009

## edit help

I got an image on VFP, mind helping me out buddy? 23:13,15August,2009

Mhmm. I thought I'd closed all your stray small tags. You'll need to check again Mooshy. Also hows stuff?   23:15 15 August 2009
Hey stay on topic. Orian, wanna support the cause? 23:17,15August,2009
Okay Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 03:30 August 16 '09

## edit Oi!

"Comment oublier Jenny?" was nominated for feature on dÉsencyclopédie (though it was ineligible because it wasn't originally French). Now I'm awesome in two languages (and surprisingly neither is Italian)! 15:45,16August,2009

t'arriére est rouge Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 06:19 August 17 '09
Que? 14:38,17August,2009
takina rosso.. Or something Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 15:05 August 17 '09