User talk:Fredd The Mahmauscher

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Godfather of the Order
This user is on vacation, holiday, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is never, motherfuckers. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.


edit Something

I just got home and logged into Uncyc, and saw your clean talk page. You know what that means...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 07:17, June 14 2010 UTC

War? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 19:21, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
It means HELPME has to give it to you. By "it" of course, I mean Girl Scout cookies. --—Sah Paizure CUM DotM JotM FBotM VFH VFD FFS ZOMG ROFL WTF AAA (Tlak) 20:04, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit in the way she moves me

Indeed. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Or looks my way

Welcome back Fredd, and welcome to your new talk page. Let's see what mischief we can get into on this one. Aleister 20:06 14 6 MMX

Lets see if we can get Ms. Chief into on this one SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 20:21, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:14, 24 June 2010

edit Well-Oiled Birds

Hi, and hope all is going great for you. Hey, thanks very much for the vote for Guildy and my oily bird poem. This is a page very close to my heart (have to pry it off my chest every night before bed), as the tragedy of the oil gusher is just starting. The "inside" and "downlow" scoop concerns the fact that the thing may not be able to be killed off, and may get worse as the entire ocean of oil underneath the well may emerge through other cracks and the pipes themselves. A chance of that anyway. The U.S., Cuba, will face unheard of shoreline disaster. Anyway, thanks again, and I fondly remember our Spider page every time I kill one of the little bastards. Al 21:05 24 6 MMX

edit Well-Oiled Thanks

I'd like to thank you, on behalf of myself and Aleister, for voting for our article. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:33, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit <3



I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier!

My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!!

--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 02:17, July 01 2010 UTC

edit Thanks!!! <3

Love, Ethine sig 

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 12:17, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit You thought I forgot?

Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:43, 1 July 2010

edit UOTM

Thanks for voting for me on UOTM. I didn't win, but the fact that I got a decent amount of votes means a lot to me. It's good to know that you guys actually think someone like me is useful. So, yeah.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 03:46, July 03 2010 UTC

edit Shut up and get back in the kitchen

You are not retired and you damn well know it! —Pelozurian (talk) 16:23, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, this.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Jul 2010 ~ 04:37 (UTC)
i fixd ur linx dood —Pelozurian (talk) 08:35, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
Now how will I get my this?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jul 2010 ~ 06:21 (UTC)
Ask Freddy politely for it? Or go Viking! on him. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:57, Jul 9

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:17, 16 July 2010

edit You like this guy?

Armbrust 1 Sha'ban Abd al-Rahim's "Ya 'Amm 'Arabi"04:38

Armbrust 1 Sha'ban Abd al-Rahim's "Ya 'Amm 'Arabi"


This is you. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:15, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck no! I fucking hate him... SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:10, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
What's wrong? Can't stand that Arab guy singing how much he hates Israel? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:31, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
That, among other things. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:14, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
\m/ JennygunJenny? 17:50,20July,2010

edit Thanks

I want to thank you for voting for on my article Dear Mr. Hornet.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 18:34, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:01, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Behind the Template

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:01, 5 August 2010

edit Thanks

Thanks for your vote on the uotm page, that was really nice. Sims should win this month for sure, she's overdue and deserving. But votes like yours make my day. Appreciated. Aleister 22:51 13 8

Yes, I love you too. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 03:18, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 12:04, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.

Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit Guess what??

Aww you guessed it :( But yes it is infact a dance. Here:


Well aren't you glad you guessed it? Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

edit Obligatory dumping of an award on your userpage


Fitting, eh? That is, if you ever see this... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 08:08 (UTC)

nice to meet you too SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 11:40, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
AGH! You are alive! *flails and runs away* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:24, 26 January 2011

edit Moooooooooooshy

How the hell are you? Long time blahdi blah. How is study blah blah? Looking good!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 13:03, Jan 26 2011 UTC

Your return has been predicted on stones and in tombs of long-ago gents. I hope you just didn't pop in and out, return, return to the fold. And thanks for your vote on Uncy of the Year. I'm glad to be an also-ran on that page, lots of good users did so much this year. If you are running in and out, remember there's a top ten of the year board too, an interesting "contest" going on there. A buddy of mine is going to Cairo in February on one of those tourist group trips, and will stay at the Marriott. Any insider suggestions of what to do there or within the Marriott neighborhood? If you have a sister and want to send her up to his room, I'll get him in touch with you. Thanks. Aleister 13:11 26-1-'11
I trust you are ok Fredd, you are certainly right now in the eye of a political/social hurricane in Cairo. I know the internet has been sabotaged by the Egyptian government there but I hope you'll be able to send a message to this website soon. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:56, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
Also, testicles. JennygunJenny? 16:14,29January,2011
I've been busy. Standing outside home with a big stick in hand, searching cars and waiting for them damn Interior Ministry thugs to show up. It's a shame I hadn't gotten to beat anyone up.. And about staying, I really don't know, I'm trying to focus on my studies this year. And no, I don't know where Marriott is, nor do I have a sister. HA! Also, thanks a lot for your concern, Pup, Al, Rom and Chedd, I really do appreciate it. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 02:10, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Very glad to hear you're ok, defending yourself and others against the Egyptian security police! Take care Fredd. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thankee, Goode Sir/Ma'am

edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 14:53, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit I saw that

Come back! Pup 01:04 23 Jan '12

I thought he disappeared in the looting of the national museum. Aleister 1:33 23-1-'12
Who would want to take him? Rimshot Pup 02:27 23 Jan '12
OH. Puppy on The Radio and Aleister in Chains. I miss you guys. :3 But I'm not coming back again, shit's serious in med school. I will always remember you guys. Uncyclopedia is in my heart. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 01:27, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
Feel free to drop by any time you want. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:29, 24 January 2012

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:12, March 5, 2012 (UTC)


Hello back.                               Puppy's talk page06:01 am 10 Mar 2014

Hello, man. I missed you :3 SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 06:04, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
How is the cutting up corpses study going?                               Puppy's talk page06:06 am 10 Mar 2014
I'm less than a year away from stitching up cuts on the living. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 06:17, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
I've been doing that for ages. I probably should get some schooling at some stage.                               Puppy's talk page06:19 am 10 Mar 2014
I should get some schooling on how to cut up people myself SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:06, March 10, 2014 (UTC)

edit North Korea

Welcome back, old collaborator! Your edit here has been undone by comparative newbie ConCass2, and I agree with him. We fought about this issue in this article about a year ago, so much so that I added at Sec. 9.1 of HTBFANJS: "Transforming a long article to be in the accent or impediment of its subject makes it harder to read, just to tell the same joke over again, as a list...might." Spıke Ѧ 20:18 13-Dec-14

edit HI FREDD!!!!!!!!!!

so I'm alive (kinda) after so long and I know you'll respond to this someday if I believe hard enough so hi! I saw up there that you're in med school, is that still true, or are you a doctor now? :O that's cool, way to be productive and stuff! I'm in a field where a medical degree would be helpful but med school sounds really scary so I'm not sure if I'll do that or not...anyway hello friend :3 --HM (T) 04:22, July 29, 2015 (UTC)

ok so now I stalked one of your old talk page archives because I'm super creepy and it's almost 1AM and did I never tell you my real name? :O I'm Austin! I used to be super secretive about that but now I post that everywhere and if a random internet creeper comes and kills me I lived a full life so it's ok --HM (T) 04:28, July 29, 2015 (UTC)

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