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edit Americans Still Love Their Beer

'February 1st, 2010

The economy is bad. Let's have a beer.

Beer

Now that's what I'm talking about!

That seems to be the attitude nowadays. Let's get wasted. I like the idea. As my Grampa says, " If you don't like beer, you don't like America, so fuck you. Go drink some pussy drink in socialist Europe".

Ya that's right, I'm calling you out in cyberspace. And what are you going to do about it? Nothing, because I'm right and you're wrong. My opinion is better than yours because I said so.

So beer. Beer is good. I like it. It makes me feel like I'm flying with Kanye West across the Atlantic Ocean to go save Polar Bears from global warming. If you know what I mean. If you don't please count patiently to three and set yourself on fire.

Anyways, people tend to agree with me. As my good friend Bill replies, " Beer is God's grace set upon us to let us forget about our families, jobs, and other bull shit we have to go through." Well said Bill. Bill went to college. So if you think he's dumb and ignorant, think again. After our chat, we had a beer.

On top of that, who the hell likes water anyways? I sure don't. Beer is for winners, water is for losers. Lets view this visual representation.

Emo

This is what beer does to you

Owned

What happens if you don't drink beer

Game, set, and match. And Beer.

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If I can't count to three do I still have to set myself on fire? I'd rather just have a beer.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 04:07 (UTC)
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