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edit Quest: Shun
Is your name... Dan? --Polystyrene Man 16:39, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Dear Mr. Man-FAce,
NO!. I am A?
DIE DIE DOE!!!
TO:me From: me?
Who are you and why is my template on your page? I haven't edited any of your articles. --THINKER 06:05, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
THATS WHAT YOU THINK! welll actually i am The Avantgarde Musician....Jack i am brother of Leoispotter and trust me....... I'm the best avantgarde musician-guy cause even Mr.THESE has heard all my elephants.--Fonchezzz 12:18, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
edit A warning
Your insistence on writing abject nonsense all over the place is probably gonna piss someone off. Writing it in people's talk pages is mildly okay, because of 5iifialiiiike3499a*(***56, but writing actual articles that are two sentences long generally irritates people. Just to let ya know that the more nonsense you write, the more likely it is that you will piss somebody off. M'kay. Lecture over. --THE 18:23, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
AYE CAPTAIN! I take your warning with great awesomeness. However i may not have much to worry about... seeming I am a proud member of Famines Fan Club. Thankyou for the ducks. I love their special features.
THEY ARE BOTH SIGNED O.G WHO THE HELL IS HE?
Oh God! Don't mention Famine's Fan Club! *looks around for Famine nervously* --THE 18:51, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
- Luck is toward your position. I am the man behind the in charge of the creation of Famine's Fan Club. Membership fees will be due two weeks ago. Be prepared. --Polystyrene Man 18:53, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
I got my money sir! DONT HURT ME!! IAM saARRY! BURT I DORD NTO NOE! I WAUSNT AWARED AUF THE DUE DATEE--Fonchezzz 23:35, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
- Cheerios, I will put this money to good use involving a woman and a straight jacket. Non-superfluous elephants would like to meet you sometime in the nearest past participle. Please check your mailbox frequently BUT DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE. --Polystyrene Man 02:31, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
edit Why did you write that?
- I tried! Don't make fun of me!! It was huffed from my hands! so now my only hope is to be gobshite :(
--Fonchezzz 19:04, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Congrats, your annoying comments on my talk page have earned you YET ANOTHER vote for UGotM. But that's what you wanted, isn't it?19:56, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
edit IM BACKKKK
IM BACK FROM MARS I MEAN THE DESSERT LAND OF ICECREAMMMM
--Fonchezzz 00:12, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
- You're telling yourself? --THINKER 00:33, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
- SEEEEEEEEe WEEEE
- I CAN SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE... CAN YOU? I cad doo doo dth --Fonchezzz 00:36, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Over at the village dump they're discussing the fact that you, and now many other useless gobshites, lost their nominations because of minor bans. You might get another chance at Ugotm! If you do though, don't start going to a bunch of random people's talk pages and leaving random messages again, or you might irritate the uncyclopedia gods. Ah...yeah. --THE 14:54, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
IM A GOD A GOD OF INSANITY THE GODDESS IS ME TOO! --Fonchezzz 01:25, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
- Look Look look Jack! I got a new thing Pac! Wait, I'm Jack ba doom doom cha.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 02:15, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
edit thaNNNk Yoauuueoo!
thisids is an atmempt to riwiwrite in thae' samaem waya that ayiuyoo u witre in a. ja. thaknank toyutyou foipr votngin fornmy autrkle,a.,mtu.
Translation: "this is an attempt to write in the same way that you write. thank you for voting for my article." --THE 12:25, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
This is an attempt to write in the same way you write. Your welcome for voting for your article.
Translation:"sian elEphantssamEE doEsing attEpmE writignnn. toodd hElscomE to it on artyclats." --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:09, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
edit YOU DESERVE A hello
A hello two you
each of you
have made me
for me mess
he has five wheels
his heart is stopping
With love from --Polystyrene Man 23:36, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
- THIS IS SO BEE-UH-YOU-TEA-FULL IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY TEARS WHICH ARE TEARING MY EYES TO PIECES. MANY THOUGHTS ON THIS THOUGHTLESS NIGHT. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:39, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
I AM SCREAMING AHHHH ASCRREEAMMDIOSA IM AZLIVE IM ALIVE AM I OUT ALOVE TODAY!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:51, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
edit Rule One of Double Secret Probation
You stay the hell away from people's talk pages (especially Zombiebaron's, that one can get you in lots of trouble) unless they start the conversation first. Got it? --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 00:34, 19 December 2007 (UTC)22:34, 18 December 2007 (UTC) ok! I think you should warn me of the other rules before i slip up again... i tend to do that.--
Rule #1: Punch your brother in the stomach. Tell him THINKER sent ya!
Good to see ya back kid. Don't mess it up. ;) --THINKER 04:25, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!
|Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!|
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...|
Merry Christmas, -03:19, Dec 19
edit Merry Christmas soon!
|Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!|
Why do you get presents early!?!
Heysátan, höfðum þau hallí ró, en ég sló; ég sló tún. Hef slegið fjandans nóg!.. en ég sló. Heysátan, þá fer að fjúka út... út í mó (ég dró) ég valt, á Massey Ferguson; því hann gaf undann og mér fótur rann... andskotann... ég varð undann og nú hvíli hér með beyglað der, og sáttur halla nú höfði hér. ~x FS
edit Yeh heY
- Actually, Polystyrene Man, I have no wish to murder my other brother, though he is a douchebag.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:30, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
edit This is the equivelant of winning the lottery in France
|He may be dead but |
Monster Party will live on thanks to your vote.
Hooray for crappy video games!
--—John Lydon 12:51, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
WTF are you doing back? --
- He was getting sick of the sexual harassment charges being made against him in real life. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:29, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
edit Your Pee Review
|Rejoice, Fonchezzz! You have been entitled to the |
Golden Shower Award
|For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.|
- Hmm... while it was appreciated by the requester, you should know that that that review really isn't the sort that would be considered in-depth. As you seemed to be trying, though, and since I'm also trying to distract you while my associates plant duck meat in your fridge, I have decided to come by and rattle off a list of what you can do to improve in the future, in the hopes that you will do more and will improve and whatnot, and never mind the loud crashes coming from behind you; it's just, er... the wind. Yeah, it's the wind, not a bunch of guys breaking in through your bathroom window.
- In all seriousness, though, it wasn't that bad for a first review. While looking at the guidelines is all very well and fine, you may have more luck figuring out what to do from looking at examples other people's reviews and seeing the ways they do it - many of the steel kidneys have compiled lists of their reviews, for instance, and you can also look here for Chief's evaluations of what ones are good enough and not. Since he is the decider of such things. The only one left, of late. The other ones appear to have died.
- Anyhoo, I hope to see you around the pee review in the future. If, that is, you survive the horror they've hopefully now finished planting in your fridge. *whistles innocently* -- 20101016 - 23:20 (UTC)