User talk:Flumpa

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Flumpa is ONLINE. Have fun with that.


edit OMG, ROFL, etc

Your sig is bad. Not the appearance of the sig itself, per say, but the way that it is done. Try this, instead:
1) Click "My Preferences"
2) In "Nickname", add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Flumpa/sig}}
3) Click "Raw signature" (so that there's a checkmark)
4) Click "Save"
5) Make a page called User:Flumpa/sig
6) Enter your sig code (--<small> ₪ </small> <span style="background:black; color:red; padding: 0em 1em;"> [[User:Flumpa|'''''Flumpa''''']] </span> <small> ₪ </small> [[Image:talk_to_me.gif]] <small> ₪ [[User talk:Flumpa|''let's talk'']] ₪ </small> 21:31, 4 May 2008 (UTC)) there
7) Save page
8) After following these simple, tasty steps, use four tildes (~~~~) instead of the code, to end a forum or talkpage post. When you save the page, those majik tildes will majikally turn in to your sig and a date/time group, majically! It will also take up a lot less space in the edit window, and will cure baldness in up to 3% of patients who try it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:09, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Let's

Not use that you suck template shall we? In fact, let's try to tone down the entire usage of templates, unless they're really really add humor to the article. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:14, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Actually, that template isn't for an article, it's for my talk page. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 21:15, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
In that case, knock yourself out :) ~Jewriken.GIF 21:16, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Wow!

Wow, Mr. Flumpa, you have one awesome sig, may I congratulate you on that? - 18:39 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks, it's not often I get compliments on my sig :) * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 21:39, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
No one gets sig compliments, really! Maybe Uncyclopedia needs another away (Sig of the Month) because we really don't have enough at the moment. - 21:42 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I think your sig is much better than mine though. I'm still new to formatting. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 22:11, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Pee review

I just finished peeing all over your article, and as unusual as that will always sound, i think it came out pretty good. I decided to put it on VFH, and the suggestions for the article were so minor, that even if you didnt change them, it probably wouldn't make any difference on the outcome.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:26, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

edit YOU SUCK!

Not you. Can you make and modify that template and place it on MY userpage? Alien Hunter 20:49, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Go to this page, copy the code for the template, and then create a new page, paste the code onto there, and edit it as you wish. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 20:54, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Now to let your template get USMC upgraded. Alien Hunter 21:11, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Can you transfer that to MY usertalk page? Also may I suggest that you use a pix in your template, on the right side, such as this guy.Here is what I wanted to do with the template:

YOU SUCK FUCKING ASS! You are a complete and total industrial strength FUCK UP! You Dumb Fucked Up SHIT! Now get the FUCKING HELL OFF YOU FUCKED UP SHITHEAD!

That is what I had planned for the template, your pointing hand on one side a pix of this guy on the other side. I intended to make it more effective.

IF you are planning to join the military, you will have to put up with THAT kind of shit. I am a military brat and heard THAT language, worse all of the time, especially on the military bases I've been at.

One thing about school, the best part is when its over, unless you're in one that has teachers having sex with students. Alien Hunter 21:57, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Rent the movie Full Metal Jacket and watch the "Bootcamp" scenes. That is what I'm referring to as to how DIs use some really funny language. It'll give you an idea as to what to expect if you do join up. Alien Hunter 22:09, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do with the template, give me a little while. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 23:43, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Coffee time

Just brought you some coffee. Alien Hunter 22:21, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

Hey, I hate to bug you about this, but would you mind writing a bit more into your pee reviews? Yours seem to only be a couple of lines, which really only tell people what's wrong or right with their page. If you could put in just a little more info, you could focus more on how to make their page better, and be the difference between a good page and a great page. Take a look at UN:PRG(it really does have some good stuff in it) and maybe one or 2 two of someone from PEEING's reviews. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:55, May 17

All right, I'll take a look at it. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 23:43, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Whee! Leddy beat me to it! Yeah, we're trying to make sure everyone gets a decent, in-depth review, so if you wouldn't mind taking the time to give a detailed review, we'd appreciate it. Cheers! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:07, May 18

edit On Pee Review

hello, Flumpa, you appear to have left a, rather blunt, template on the review page for my article on gay marriage, i don't mean to sound like i'm nagging or anything but you've had it there for three days and you've done another review in the mean-time. are you still intending to do the review or can i go pester someone else to do it for me? also above Leddy sugested looking at peeing members reviews, here is my list of reviews if you want a better idea of how to do one. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 11:44, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, crap, I'm sorry! What happened was, I was going to review your article, so I put my template on the Pee Review page, but then I got a really good idea for a new article, so I went to take the template off. Problem is, I have dial-up, and when I went to take it off, my computer crashed during the page load. I thought that it had crashed late enough to successfully take the template off, my mistake. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 14:33, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Dail-up, i feel for you. it's no problem i'll just get someone else to do it. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 14:41, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

edit I notice!

  • Oh. I notice. I bemoan the state of VFP constantly. It seems that all our potatochoppers have left us, and that those who remain are not churning out the quantity of chops that they once did. However, that is no excuse for this. Come on, Flumpa. That is just such blatant "Hey vote for my image" stuff, that I feel compelled to delete it. Everyone knows that VFP doesn't have enough good noms. Whoring won't change that. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:46, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Okay, you can think what you want. But honestly, I wrote that forum for the simple reason that I wanted to see more competition in there. But, like I said, think what you want. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 14:52, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
If you want more competition, nom more images. Its pretty simple. And the fact that you would first run off to The Dump instead nomming more images is what leaves the bad taste in my mouth. Also, just in case nobody has mentioned this to you yet, you make too many Dump threads. If you want to talk to people, go to IRC and get your questions answered. Flooding The Dump is pretty annoying. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:58, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

edit You Suck! II

Nope. You do NOT suck at all. Your dial-up does. Try Hughes Net Satellite Internet Services. Its a bit expensive, but this is a situation that you'll get what you pay for. Google "Hughs Net" or "Satellite Internet Service". Better than dial-up. Hope this helps. Now you owe ME one. Alien Hunter 00:43, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, but thing is, I'm moving into town in a few weeks, so soon I'll have DSL, and my computer can stop being a time whore ^^ * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 02:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:09, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:57, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

edit YesTimeToFlump!

Hello, Flumpa, I don't believe we've talked that much, before. But I would like to take this opportunity to declare my undying love for you and my burning desire to impregnate you with a baby-like-thing. - [18:52 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Isn't it a shame that I lack the womb and/or vagina for such activities? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 23:00, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh pity... We could always put the said organs from a horse on/inside you with a bit of glue. - [08:22 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit UnProvise

Hey, Flump and thanks for your contributions to UnProvise! I'd just like to say something quickly: UnProvise is generally meant to be written in the style of a book (almost) so that it would be understandable, even if you took away the name tags. I've noticed a few of your entries which are more "UnScript" style (and I've, for most of them, put them into a more booky, less scripty style). This is just a heads up for next time, and it's not that big a thing... But thanks again for your contributions, some of them have been great! - [18:20 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit LOVE IT!

Love that template. Alien Hunter 04:48, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Don't leave

Uncyclopedia would be less humorous without you. Appreciate the sentiments. Alien Hunter 04:32, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

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edit UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

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edit UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008

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edit UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008

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edit Unsignpost: October 10th 2008

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edit Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Waffle House, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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