User talk:Flu

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Flu, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If you want to find out what we're about then you can look through these links:

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Again, Welcome!   -- --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:33, February 19, 2013 (UTC)

edit Re: How do i find my co-ords?

I wish you wouldn't create a new Forum and thereby broadcast requests to all users when you need training or technical assistance. In addition, I don't know what you mean by "my co-ords": Your physical location (if you really don't know it) doesn't matter; nor, usually, screen coordinates or IP address. I am watching this page now and will know if you add text to it. Here are the rules I give new users when I am on Greeting Duty:

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  • Don't delete anyone's messages. In case of any controversy, we depend on an accurate record of what was written. You may disavow your remarks by striking them through like this. Spıke ¬ 13:27 20-Feb-13

edit Oscar Wilde

Regarding the other Forum you opened on Oscar Wilde etc., not only should you stop being "too lazy to read the Beginner's Guide," you should graduate to the article How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid and learn the very limited cases where we want new Oscar Wilde quotes added to articles! Also a big book of grammar. In fact, we have huge pages where all the Oscar Wilde quotes are collected, and elsewhere in the Forum, are debating what to do about it! Spıke ¬ 15:55 20-Feb-13


lol. this is what i liked about uncy admins, always ready to answer questions even the most non-sense one.Down to earth peps and not snobbish! Unlike on the other sites always have a virtual drama and pms. Wikia pays, yeah? Coz it looks like you're whole life spent only here...
PS:im not tryin to be funny coz i know that im a stupid.

PS:are you all guys are obese??? everyone said that.Pleaassse, dont say yeah coz if u do im gonna lost my mojo!!

Obese? What, did you read my user page, which is mostly about food? I am not obese but I can't speak for the others. Drama is remarkably low since the start of the year. On PMS, I can't speak to that either. Regarding not tryin' to be funny: Why don't you start?! Spıke ¬ 14:08 21-Feb-13

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