User talk:Flipwits

Welcome!

Hello, Flipwits, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Redirects

I've seen that you've been making many redirects lately, namely tonight. This is a good thing, keep it up! It's great to see people get involved like this. However, some of your redirects seem rather arbitrary (Barren, for example, redirects to Your mom). Refrain from doing things like this. Otherwise, keep it up.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Templates

Saw that you mentioned you don't know how to make templates. It's really, really easy. Find someone else's, steal their code, and mess with it for a few minutes. To change the colors, there's Uncyclopedia:Palette, which is very useful. The whole process is very trial-and-error, so basically just make a user subpage (say, User:Flipwits/Template) and use a lot of the "Show Preview" button. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:55, Aug 20, 2007

Yeah, I've been pretty busy this week (and last weekend) and I will be until Friday, so I'll be lucky if I even get to work on the AYB article...

--Flipwits

Sig

Cool new sig! I just saw it, it's nice to have your own personal identification device. But, just so you know, pictures in signatures aren't allowed to be over than 12px high. If they are, someone will get pissed at you. Check out Uncyclopedia:Signatures for all the other rules. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:58, Aug 25, 2007

That's a pretty wierd rule... I wouldn't think there'd be a problem if the image wasn't bigger then the font... Oh well, I shrunk them to 15px, the bare minimum before they're completely unrecognizable. I doubt anyone would notice the difference unless they viewed the source code.... --Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 03:22, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:33, Aug 29, 2007

Re. Doesn't My Article Qualify For Quasi-Feature?

No, It does not qualify for Quasi-Feature as the final score was 2. Even though it had 8 for votes, it had 6 against votes, so you'd subtract 8-6 and the final outcome would be 2. An article usually needs 17 votes to hit the main page, and a Quasi-Featured article needs at least a final score of 8.5. --Sir Manforman 12:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes, You re-can nominate it at a later time, but I'd reccomend working on it first. Maybe you should re-sumbit it to Pee Review and take there advice. My article, HowTo:Deceive people on eBay failed on VFH a month ago and it is on VFH now, and it would be nice if you voted for it. Cheers--Sir Manforman 15:29, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Also, I've noticed when you edit my talk page, you post the comment, than save it, and afterwards italize the timestamps. To avoid this, you can copy and paste the code: '' to the end of your sig, and it will automatically italize your timestamps. --Sir Manforman 15:53, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

I think I fixed it for you. Try it now and see if it automatically italizes timestamps--Sir Manforman 16:07, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Just sign it with ~~~~. That probably should do it--Sir Manforman 16:13, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

In your preferences, make sure that you have {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Flipwits/sig}} written in the signature box & that you've checked "Raw signature". Should solve any problems. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 19:45 Sep 02, 2007

Slight Problems in Your Article

As I said before, there is a bit of grammatical wonkiness at some points. Also, please, please, PLEASE, replace the dancing fat kid. That will hold the thing back from a feature more than anything else. Fix it up a bit and I'd be happy to nom it myself. --SirIsaac 22:16, 7 September 2007 (UTC) Cool. I'm totally willing to VFH it if you think it's ready for Prime time. --SirIsaac 19:15, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:50, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH--Sir Manforman 21:05, 14 September 2007 (UTC)