User talk:Fizzler the transsexal of borg

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Fizzler the transsexal of borg, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

edit On approval templates

I noticed you adding a few {{Jesus Approved}} and {{Satan Approved}} templates to articles. We had an issue a while back with people adding those and a slew of other "<Person> Approved" templates on half the pages on the wiki. It gets old, fast. Unless the template you add has something remotely to do with the article you add it to, I'm going to have to ask you to not add it. Thanks. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 23:38, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

edit IRC

Try now. ;-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:55, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

edit ICU

Your article Slasher Film has been moved to User:Fizzler the transsexal of borg/Slasher Film because it's ICU time has run out. I have also moved the Pee review discussion to the talk page of the link above. Feel free to move it back once it has finished. —Braydie at 15:23, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

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