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UnNews:SFPD puts large dent in Mexican toy cartel

Finally! a new contributor who actually reads the real news! Welcome, and thank you for submitting a story not based on your favorite video game or TV show. But I've changed the capitalization of the headline, as shown above. Spıke ¬ 09:04 11-Nov-10

Oh hey. Thanks dude. 'Tis a pleasure. --Fishalishalish 08:32, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Alaskan senate race update: Everybody wins

Another 1-spot, though the only overnight competition was the Profiles in Courage about hentai animators, and you've got an Uncyclopedia user name, and he doesn't.

The reality of this recount is funny in its own right, the sitting lawmaker's lawyers telling recount officials to break the law, which allows only two ways to spell her name; and Miller's lawyers challenging mountains of votes, by voters who obviously wanted Moocowski despite their inability to spell their own name--the Tea Party candidate, who supposedly wants to return power from insiders back to the people, working overtime to disenfranchise them, one at a time.

Also deserving mention is the way that Murkowski, that servant of the people, graciously bowed to the popular will and party solidarity by running against her party's nominee--and her buddies in the Washington backslapparama unanimously defended her committee assignments and perks.

My only edits were to move the percent signs and add a few links. Oh, and please don't crack wise with the title of your Source--It is your reader's link to reality, which is sometimes necessary to understand an article's full humor. Spıke ¬ 11:24 13-Nov-10

I'll keep that in mind next time. Generally I consider it my goal to keep the general public as misinformed as humanly possible, but hey, a proper title's a proper title. And yes it quite the absurd situation in itself. I did consider going on about the trials or miller's whole east germany thing but I didn't want to deviate from the main idea too much. Also I was feeling pretty lazy. Oh and thanks for fixin the percents. One of those "wtf was I thinking?" moments. --Fishalishalish 09:53, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Well, every holodeck has to have a door. By the way, when a newer article came along, I would have dropped yours lower on the page rather than replaced it, but your rectangular photograph cried out for rendering at double the usual 100px width, and the 1-spot is the only place where that works. Spıke ¬ 12:29 16-Nov-10

By the way, paragraphs 2 and 3 above sound like the basis for a fine UnNews story--and I'm writing it, demonstrating our credo that we don't give a damn about consistency between articles. Spıke ¬ 11:20 19-Nov-10

UnNews:Local author gives up on dream

I don't know how to do this one up on the Front Page. But I am impressed. Spıke ¬ 01:42 27-Nov-10 PS--Figured it out and gave you the 5-spot. Romartus, with his article keying off Sarah Palin's "North Korea" gaffe, has to keep the 1-spot. Spıke ¬ 01:52 27-Nov-10

Glad you like it. I appreciate ch'y'all helping out around unnews and whatnot. --FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 04:51, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

I take it from your user page that they have decided to feature this article, which earns you a promotion and, most importantly, a pay increase. Although the article about the Korean birthday party for Miley Cyrus also got famous this week, your article had the most meteoric rise through VFH of any recent UnNews. The typical UnNews (like all of mine, sniff!) languishes in the voting until it is plenty stale. Congratulations! and do come back for more! Spıke ¬ 01:27 5-Dec-10

Ah, a pay increase, you say? Excellent. I shall work twice as hard then, comrade. Hopefully soon I will earn enough rubles to buy a pair of the much touted "American blue jeans"... Anyways, yeah, I have to admit I was a little surprised by the number positive reactions I've been getting. Looks like I can just totally pull something out of my as --whoops, I mean work diligently and thoroughly enough on something to the point of it becoming worthy of praise. Been a while since I've done that on something that wasn't an essay. Damn, I hate these essays. I'll be on break in a couple of weeks so don't get too worried about me. Ha, at least you're consistent with your work. By the way, you guys do provide health insurance here, right? --FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 06:19, December 6, 2010 (UTC)


Great to see a newish contributor and you will have a feature as well. What has surprised me is that you joined in 2008 and I hadn't seen your contributions before. Where have you been!? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:50, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well I used to loiter around Illogicopedia much more than this place. This account was more of a secondary account to that one for a while. Then I took a bit of a long, undeserved break to focus on some more *serious* writing pursuits (as well as school, o'course), and then when I got back into it, I started to realize that the kinda stuff I wanted to write wouldn't really fit there, so now here I am. Ta-daah. --FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 19:28, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
Wouldn't fit there--Ah, you mean it was skillfully written. Spıke ¬ 19:33 30-Nov-10
*clobbers SPIKE with a frying pan* Yes, I just noticed he said that. So shoot me. Also, hello again, Fishy one. Congrats on the feature, at that. ~ Pointy 06:29, 6 December, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Obama cancels Christmas

Please continue to work on this, perhaps along the lines I suggested on its talk page, and you can have the 1-spot, which my story on Ireland really doesn't deserve. Spıke ¬ 19:33 30-Nov-10

UnNews:Emirates to build Burj Khalifa knock-off next to Burj Khalifa

Yes, welcome back! Longish headline, but okay I guess. But consider tweaking the lead paragraph, as I did when rendering it on the Front Page, to (1) highlight the name of the building on its first reference (the Chinese clone), and (2) make it explicit early that the new, bigger building is to be right next door to the existing one (though the headline partly does so). Cheers! Spıke ¬ 04:07 12-Jan-11

Oh, I forget to mention that I did this. Yeah, I did this. Thx and such.--FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 10:08, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Poll: Americans sympathize with cockblocked politician

Thanks for the UnNews! am going to lead with it today. I shortened the headline--doesn't need to contain the actual figures--and am going to massage the lead to read more like a real news story. Spıke ¬ 12:33 12-Feb-11

Forsure. I like the whole poll-infos-on-the-bottom thing you did. Works better.--FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 00:05, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

My own glossolalia

The hosers YOU'VE BEEN HOZED!!!

The hosers
Rev_zim has performed a Hozing on your soul; apparently you've done wrong in the eyes of doG. Take off, eh?!.
Oh noesssss. And stuff.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 09:37, February 20, 2011 (UTC)


Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:15, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Dexter Don't forget to email me your topic suggestion for happy monkey. If you dont like email tell me and Ill catch you on IRC. Its Ill assign you your topic randomly 5 minutes before the competition in the forum on Wednesday okay? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 21:31, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

super happy competition topic

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Great Barrier Reef

Hello, a very good page. I'm the one who slipped you the topic (chosen because it was one of the article names on that list of "1000 articles every encyclopedic wiki should have"), so I thought we could kill two smurfs with one bird. From the results, I'm glad you got it! Yay! Aleister 00:33 4-3-'11

Woot. Thanks. I'm actually surprised I got anywhere with it, having stayed up late to write papers for the past several days. I'm not so sure exactly how many of these jokes are actually jokes or the results of my sleep-deprived delusions... Heh, anyhoo, glad you enjoyed it.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 01:04, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Ummmm, delusions. And since nobody has come to put the cuffs on you, just want to mention that everybody stopped writing at 23:00, the time limit - oh, did you get an extension? If so, never mind. Glug glug. Just got the connection between your user name and the Great Barrier Reef! Aleister 1:17 4-3-'11
Well, I started writing yesterday at 5pm (my time). I just figured I could keep writing until 5pm today? Maybe I'm wrong. And yes, this was quite the fishy topic. Appropriately so. Fish ftw.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:29, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

Olay happy monkey


Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 01:24, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

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CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:17, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Headless Swimmer

Very nice news story. A lot more believable than Branson kite surfing the channel! lol. Keep writing more, I notice you didn't for a while. Very funny idea. Ticklethekeys (talk) 00:52, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I loved it too! I'll put it on the UnNews frontpage. Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:23, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks peeps. Glad to see this place is still active. I'll be busy again in a month but I'll try to churn out some more articles before summer ends. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 05:34, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, you're back

Since ya are, I should bring yer attention to that article you wrote called Great Barrier Reef. It's mostly great, except that for a while there was a middle section that was just the words "MIDDLE SECTION" over and over again. I changed it to a shark. If you want to change it to something more substantive and in line with your comedic vision, do that, do that, dodoothatthatthat! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:28, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Also, penis. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 1:23 (UTC)
On it. And thanks for the penis. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 05:46, July 15, 2012 (UTC)


One feature away from HoS immortality. Get out while you still can!                               Puppy's talk page07:38 15 Jul

Sweet. And I didn't have to kill anybody. (Yet.) --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 20:12, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Lots of random text on a page

A tooltip is the template that allows a user to hover over a word or group of words and have secret, hidden message be displayed. So hover over this sentence with yo mouse, beeeetch!

Also, please promote the site. We are short on members, and we really need a bumper crop of articles. So assimilate yourself as much as possible into the community, and begin promoting the site through use of social media, spamming other sites, and poop.


A (Ruins) 14:32, 16 July 2012

Fo sho. I actually figured out the tooltip thing out as I was responding in the forum but thanks anyway. :P Apparently I've been using it for a while now but never knew what it was called. And I'm not terribly active on any other forums/sites at the moment, but sure. I'll spread the word whenever I can. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 22:10, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Very good work with your headless man article

And, by my count, that gave you 3 features so I added you to our Hall of Shame. Good work all around! The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  18:17, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, man! --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 22:10, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome to Imperial Colonization!

Ic bead
Congrats, Fishalishalish, you're in!
Feel free to proceed to the current Colonization.
--QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:02, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Yes I can!

What would you like the title to be? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:22, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Sweet. Nothing much, I just realized that mis-typed "search" as "serach". --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:27, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
Wait. Aha. All I have to do is "move" it don't I? Don't know why I never knew this feature existed before.. Thanks anyway. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:38, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
Done! You can do it yourself too, all you need to do is click the "move" button atop the screen (next to "history") and then type the new title and click "leave no redirect". Nice UnNews, I like it, don't forget to include like at least 4 orb 5 links in your articles (blue words) just so the reader is not stuck in a dead end after reading your article. Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:43, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:31, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

A call to arms!

Greetings, fellow colonizer! As you know, we have chosen Futurama as our article of choice in our quest to resurrect the once grand and glorious empire of Imperial Colonization. After considerable debate, we have decided on our battle strategy and plan on subduing and annexing this article into our Empire forthwith. As a God-fearing solider of our order, it is your duty to contribute to our conquest of this brute. Help us! Should you have any questions or suggestions for a new battle approach, please talk to your fellow imperialists.

Happy hunting!

Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:05, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Aye aye, Cap'n sir. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 23:05, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

We dont take too kindly to aquatic life around here

So it would be best if you get your arse to the coast or you pretend to be a non-fish-thing or so-forth...per se. --ShabiDOO 04:03, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

Ooh, them's fighting words. You're lucky I don't just grow legs and walk over to you, you friggn... land-based creature.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:14, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
Im going to put you in an airtight plasic bag and then squeese it until your little fish lungs explode creating a rainbow of various body fluids and matter all over the place. It will be beautiful. --ShabiDOO 23:04, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
Hah. That's funny. You're funny. Like I even have lungs. Why don't you take that idea, and shove it up your cloaca. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 01:02, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Dunno why...

But I somehow always log in when a new UnNews surfaces :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:20, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

Schweet. Maybe it's some kind of sign. A variation on the spidey sense? Who knows.--Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 04:29, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
It's like a subconscious move it seems. I always check in the morning and in the evening, go about my day of saving young damsels in distress while sometimes taking an internet break... Let's go see Uncy, while I'm at it. BOOM! New UnNews! How does that happen??? BTW, good one, I liked it! I wrote one recently UnNews:London Olympics athletics report. Quite a stupid one! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:45, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
Maybe it's because that's when people edit? I know I usually do stuff before I sleep, just to keep ideas from nagging me into the next day (they tend to do that). And thanks. Btw that UnNews isn't half bad. Perhaps a little on the short and weird end (I wouldn't say stupid), but I laughed. --Something smells... FISHY. hmm... 06:37, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
I like that Chick Fil-a unnews! How stupid are people to go to a company "appreciation day"? The only way I'd do that is if a company took a stance against the wars in the Middle East or something, but no company will exercise their "free speech" for something important. "Enjoy your genetically modified chicken which spent his whole life in a one square foot cage and be a free speech activist!" lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:56, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
Totally agree with you on that. I mean, I respect the dude's free speech rights and all (as much as I may disagree) but to make a fast food place the centerpiece of a gay marriage argument is totally absurd. It's like that joke about it being the opposite of Ghandi's hunger strikes. Nobody is willing to even approach such extremes these days. --Jewlius Cesar 00:38, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
LOL, so true. Anyway, the issue of gay rights is just a political smokescreen to distract people from the real issues in my opinion, like being at war. Let them do what they want! Anyway, what's fun about this site is that you can get a message across, if it's funny it's all good! I know I did way back with UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions, if you care to read. I'm nominating you for the Foolitzer Prize. The Pullitzer Prize has nothing on that! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:08, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
Definitely. And much appreciated, man. I'm good with or without another Foolitzer at the moment but the nom is cool. --Jewlius Cesar 06:11, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews Typo?

Do you want your UnNews article corrected to 'Mediocre athlete etc..' ? I can move the contents to a correctly spelt page and delete the original. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:04, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Whoops. Yeah that'd be helpful. Thanks. --Jewlius Cesar 06:11, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
Your signatures should connect to this page. That's is why your other sigs are going 'red linky'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:08, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
The red linky thing is just a joke, if that's what you're referring to. I could link it to this talk page if that's more useful for people though. --Jewlius Cesar 23:11, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

A greeting


Um. Howdy? --Jewlius Cesar 18:58, August 9, 2012 (UTC)


I am none the wiser on this story. Can you let me know? I am also going to change the image you have used of the woman at the table as a precaution. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:41, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

Not sure what you're missing here... all of that is completely fabricated and written from an imaginary perspective about an imaginary award. But to make things clear, nothing in the article has anything to do with the woman in the picture, if that's what you're worrying about. I suppose it is a good idea to remove it though. I don't think anyone would exactly be pleased about having their face slapped on an article like that (ha..). --Jewlius Cesar 18:57, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
OK thanks for letting me know. An UnNews story should if possible link to a real one for others to get the joke (hence the link). It can be done as parody. I had some mileage with Tiger Woods/Tigger from Winnie the Pooh and his Swedish wife 'Pippi Longstocking' or my recent Facebook story where it would be compulsory for everyone to have an account or be branded a terrorist. Otherwise a story can end up 'timeless' which is ok for a general article here but in my view doesn't make it UnNews/news. Still, there is no rule on UnNews about that, I am just expressing my own view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:41, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
On another point. I did ask you to link your sig to your own page. Putting around broken links when you leave a comment on a page is becoming a bit annoying. You can change your sig - others do it every other day - but the they keep a link so another user can find their discussion page and leave a message. So since I did ask before (with my admin hat on this time), can you do that in future? Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:43, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
His sig isn't broken, silly. It actually links to his page. He just put some magick in it to make it look like it was broked. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Aug 10 '12 6:52 (UTC)
I made my point. All sigs - including ones on this page - shouldn't be broken red linkers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:35, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
But they're not... Have you tried clicking on one? Unless you mean they can't even LOOK like redlinks, in which case, I admit I would thoroughly object to such a decision. --Jewlius Cesar 08:12, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePSX 07:14, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Your sig

If you want your sig to actually look like a redlink, then you might want to use this:

<span class="new">[[your link here]]</span>

Just a bit of code I stole from Kirb's old sig. You're welcome. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 02:06, 08/18/2012

Hey pretty cool. So it actually behaves like a redlink I see? I think I'll pass on it for now though because I don't want it to appear as if someone has actually already visited one of my multiple identities.. But I'll keep it in mind. Thanks. --Jewlius Cesar 23:32, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, I think I see now. Well, you could just do <span class="nounderlinelink"></span> to make the underline not appear at all. Or you could leave it as it is. Anyway, thanks for considering. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:24, 08/19/2012
I got bored, so I created {{Fakeredlink}} which might be handy for you. User:PuppyOnTheRadio 05:13, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

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