User talk:Fergus Fergusson

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edit Welcome to our magnificent civilization!

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edit just a suggestion but

Don't vote Keep for everything on VFD

It shows a lack of judgement, and also the lack of a penis. Unless you're a woman, in which case the penis part doesn't matter. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 18:11, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

edit seriously though

You can't just go off to VFD and vote keep for everything. You're showing a lack of judgement. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

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