User talk:Fango ahmet

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edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Spike the Dog (06b)

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Hello, Fango ahmet, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages that anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is devoted to comedy. It pretends it is Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.

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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke Ѧ 15:58 12-Feb-13

edit Saint Durendrin

Hello and welcome! On your current project: I do not know this guy, or what the role of "Stiffened" is in the page title, but it makes it less likely that anyone will type the name of it, which means that few people will ever read it. If the guy's name is "Saint Durendrin" then make that the title. (I can change this if you like.)

Try to type complete sentences, look at other Uncyclopedia articles and make yours look like them, and remember to add a photograph. You might want to use the Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service at the end to review your English. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 15:58 12-Feb-13

PS--English Wikipedia does not know this guy either. Either he is not notable, or this is not the way the name should be spelled on an English-language website. Please explain this and I will help you make changes that ensure that this article will remain in the wiki. Spıke Ѧ 20:40 12-Feb-13

I see he is a Saint of Discordianism (all Hail Eris!) and as such he is either a full and recognized Saint of one Episkopos or another (I held Robert Anton Wilson's original and real Pope and Episkopos card in my hand to get the spelling correct) or is anointed by the writing of this article itself. May the saint be marching in! Aleister 21:08 12-2-'13
Dear Spike, i want to change title to "Saint Durendrin" or "Saint Durendrin the Erected" as you suggested. Thank You! Fango ahmet (talk) 07:59, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
I moved it for you, is the name correct?, and centered the picture (see the code for how to center). Nice page, and please add to it as more thoughts arise (needs some Englishized clean up, and I'd be glad to do that for you if you'd like). Is this based on a real story or did you come up with it? Both ways, pretty creative. Aleister 8:24 13-2-'13
Thank you Aleister i appreciate this. I invented this story. My English is a little bit poor, so you can clean up the text. You can always correct my English on this page or add to the text your thoughts if you will.Fango ahmet (talk) 08:55, February 13, 2013 (UTC)
I'm an English speaker only, but “Durendrin” is a play on words, from what I can see, of “duren drin”, which the closest English translation I can see is “last (as in sustain, or continue) in it (or inside)”. In which case “St Durendrin the Perpetual” would be the best way to name this page. Admittedly only someone with pretty good poly lingual tendencies would get the joke, but the idea makes me smile.                               Puppy's talk page09:21 13 Feb
I agree, you can change it. Thank you.Fango ahmet (talk) 09:30, February 13, 2013 (UTC)

Well, there is a copy-edit for you. Tell me if it is all right to make the previous name go away. The article is good enough to survive, but still too short. But I would still like to know what the hell this article is about. Spıke Ѧ 12:25 13-Feb-13

I agree, it is all right to make the previous name go away. You did an excellent job. Thank you! This article is about discordian saint-hero. Fango ahmet (talk) 12:38, February 13, 2013 (UTC)

This is now deleted, as shown by the red in the title of this section. I think the article stands on its own, but other Uncyclopedians would claim it needs to be longer (perhaps three times as long, and with another photo). If you will eventually add more material, I will continue applying post-edits. Spıke Ѧ 12:47 13-Feb-13

Spike may not understand discordianism, and the article about it on this site is very stupid and means almost nothing. The funny on the page is that the attacker was going along all set to attack, doing his plans and his hate, and then a naked enemy comes in and rubs his erection all over him and runs away, thus placing so much chaos (unexpected action or thought) into the moment and disrupting the attackers thoughts so much he goes into a totally new mindset and stops the attack. This site is discordian in nature, and the template Discordaian Ameican Princess means about the same, that a lovely little girl who everyone loves and is so cute suddently does something out of character - usually sexual - that the thought process is a little bit jumbled. And Fango, I wasn't kidding about the RAW Pope card, I actually have his real card that he carried around in his wallet from 1970 until he died. It provides much chaos. I will give you a discordian thing on your userpage. After reading this maybe Spike will want one too. Aleister minutes in the future
Thank you SPIKE, you made an excellent job Fango ahmet (talk) 12:56, February 14, 2013 (UTC)

Yes; not Aleister as you first wrote; he is merely our Cruise Director, although he has won awards. Apparently you have used the History tab and also seen my hidden message to you that the page is now long enough for a second photograph, please. Spıke Ѧ 13:01 14-Feb-13

If Al's the cruise director, I'm the ships counsellor.                               Puppy's talk page01:14 14 Feb
I thought you knew you were the counsellor? Why do you think many of us come to you for advice and with our problems and woes. There was this one time...but I'll save it for my session. Is everyone up for the shuffleboard tourny later today? And everybody mix and socialize, get to know your neighbor, you never know what you have in common (please pick up condoms in my office if you run out, thanks). Aleister 12:00 15-2-'13
An exercise for you

Please recode this third photo as I recoded the second, as a thumbnail. Also see that a full pathname is not necessary when the photo is at Uncyclopedia (as all photos you use should be). Thanks. Spıke Ѧ 13:45 14-Feb-13 PS--No animations, please! some of us pay for Internet access by the megabyte! Spıke Ѧ 13:49 14-Feb-13

I like animations, in the right place.                               Puppy's talk page01:57 14 Feb

I am occasionally guilty too (on Hanuman). But this article doesn't need it. Spıke Ѧ 14:00 14-Feb-13

edit Preview

Fango, if you would press the Preview button instead of Save, you will see how your changes will look. Press Save finally to update the encyclopedia. As a new user, each of your edits is flagged for review by a more experienced editor (and I want to keep it this way, so someone will check your English), and we will want to see a smaller number of final edits--simply to have the same work presented as fewer "transactions." Thanks. Spıke Ѧ 14:23 14-Feb-13

edit Welcome back!

It has been a while! On Saint Durendrin: Please don't stack up illustrations but use them (varying right and left) to break up the text. Spıke Ѧ 13:47 17-May-13

Having looked at the illustration now: Placing it (which is on the level of a portrait of this guy with a mustache painted on it) in the middle of the page with no caption is not going to amuse the typical Uncyclopedia reader. We enjoyed this article because of the whimsical portrayal of a supposed saint, not for its ridicule of whomever it is that you are ridiculing. Spıke Ѧ 15:07 17-May-13

I know. I had no intention to mock anyone, but I accidentally got the idea to put that picture there. The one with the beard in the photo is a famous left-wing philosopher. He said that the anti-globalists need a leader like Margaret Thatcher.He was a leftist and anti-globalist but supports consumerism. It is absurd because it is controversial.It's like a wooden iron. Discordianism is also contradictory and absurd. ThanksFango ahmet (talk) 17:51, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

None of this information is obvious from your illustration; and even having that information, I don't see the humor. Discordianism, in my opinion, revels in being incoherent. But good comedy has to be somewhat coherent. If you want to do an article on this guy and develop the contradictions--with enough good writing and background information that those of us out here will get it, go wild. And make it look encyclopedic, which this picture doesn't. Spıke Ѧ 18:25 17-May-13 :You already have an article about this guy: ahmet (talk) 18:47, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

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