User talk:Faggle/archive2

Collab sounds good

I responded to you on my talk page, matey!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 14:56)

I moved the page. It's pretty long now.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 17:28)

I saw ^_^ I'd like to get the article stuck into Pee review, but first I get a bit more into it as a large majority of it is ywr work :P ~Fag x FS

I, uh, concurr! ^_^ :P ^_^_^_^_^_^   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 17:57)

Any last words before I stick it in The Golden Path? ~Fag x FS

Do it! We can still edit it while it's on there!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 18:09)

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR PATHETIC PUNY STOCKING!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Hea Faggy one...

Check my latest mods to Gay... I'm going to hell for these I'm sure... Feel free to have your usual fiddle. With the page I mean.... :-) MrN  Fork you! 00:19, Dec 18

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.

HAPPY FUCKIN' HALLOWEeeEEEeeeN!!! Don't let: the crypt-keeper bite you. me catch you throwing eggs at my fucking house again, Faggle/archive2. ...no, I'm serious about the egg thing, okay? I'm fuckin' serious. ...you can hide the eggs, but this ain't Easter. ...you could eat the eggs, but this ain't Thanksgiving. ...you could light the eggs on fire but this ain't the 4th of July. ...unless you're in a kitty costume. That's okay, cuz it's god damned Halloween, okay???!??! -- This preceding message was brought to you by   Le Cejak • <->

...And I do mean fuck you, Fag... ^_^   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 01:16)

Hea your Faggyness

“Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife husband husbands of your youth, as a long hind and a graceful doe, let her his breasts satisfy you at all times.”

~ Proverbs 5:18-19

I wondered why you did [1]? It needs rewording I agree, but what's the deal?

Maybe replace it with: Here's the strange thing about these lemons though... While many homosexual men would be quite happy for a straight person to watch them doing the dirty, when a straight man wants to watch gay women getting it on its a problem all of a sudden? What's that all about? Seriously?

Could yew explain? MrN  Fork you! 19:10, Dec 18

It was ywr post? Oh, sorry. The thing is that seemed very, very biased, and I thought a gay person had written it. I thought someone else had done it ~Fag x FS

Hea, just cos I wrote it means nothing! The fact is you removed it... Is there a problem wit it? I thought it was a good opportunity to have a go at the girls here for not sharing! Seriously, is it "not cool"??? MrN  Fork you! 19:14, Dec 18

Well I removed it cos it looked really biased towards gay people... as in the original words. Sorry about that... yew can put it back but it would be a good idea to reword it, like yew did here ~Fag x FS

Cool. I will stick it back in after yew pulled out... :-) Don't forget yews can check the history to see who did what on a page if that makes a difference to what you do... Like I said though, this is not my page, so you should not change your actions based on who did somethin generally speaking... I wonder why you thought a gay person had done it... Hmm... /me wonders...

What did you think of my other changes? RE the quote from the bible? It's all true I believe. All the stuff about Adam and Eve is literally from the bible just re-worded a little. I'm going to hell for this I'm sure... :-) MrN  Fork you! 19:25, Dec 18

Hahaha, wond'rous, wond'rous sacrilege ^_^ ~Fag x FS

Hey! I'm gonna whore something to you! If you want quotes from the bible, go to my page Sermon   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 19:29)

So now I'm hanging out with a whore as well as a fag... Hmm... Are they all real quotes from the bible cajek? Dam. MrN  Fork you! 19:33, Dec 18

All real quotes. Sermon#The Book of St. Ooohlalaus   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 19:35)

That's quite a list! Someone has clearly done their homework... MrN  Fork you! 19:42, Dec 18

I particularly like the fact that Adam and Eve's two childeren were both male, and they gave rise to the rest of the human race... Considering the churches ideas on homosexuality, if that's not messed up, then I don't know what is... MrN  Fork you! 19:48, Dec 18

Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- sannse esnnas 21:37, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Welcome message

Hya Fag. When you welcome someone, try to do it in this form: {{subst:user:fag/welcome}}. This will actually dump the entire code on the user page and will not link directly to your template. Thereby, protecting your template and making you look like a nefarious spam bot, MUHAHAHA!!! Thanks ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 09:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

MerryChristmas! This is me wishing you a very happy Christmas! May you get all the presints prisents presents you asked santy clawws for! I didnt get you a present, so I uploaded this picture for you...

Rizco^Talk 18:46, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Hea Fag

RE User talk:Ouma who you just welcomed. I think this guy is creating cyber bullying articles... I might be wrong... MrN  Fork you! 19:25, Dec 19

Ah, yeah, I just checked out their contributions... time for the OhDear template methinks :P ~Fag x FS

Cool... I would probably check the contributions of a user before you welcome them if I were you... That way you can tell what kind of welcome to give them... :-) MrN  Fork you! 19:29, Dec 19

I have put Gay up for a pee.

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Gay. Don't you go reviewing it! Well you can if you want to, but we need someone else's opinion I think. MrN  Fork you! 00:08, Dec 20

Hea, cajek did a review for us. Talk:Gay. Care to comment on it? You can write on the bottom of the talk page if yew like. MrN  Fork you! 12:19, Dec 21

ah thanks :) Hmm i notice ywv been saying yew wanted me to see it on there :P ~Fag x FS

I'm going through the history of the page at the moment, to see if anything worth keeping has been lost over time... This must be one of the most edited pages on here... MrN  Fork you! 12:45, Dec 21

Formatting stuff

Nice edits to Gay dude. I noticed that you have used a lot of <br>s in some places? Is that in an effort to make the alignment of the text and the pictures right? You can use

<br clear="all"/> or <br clear="left"/> or <br clear="right"/>

To do this. It probably works better. Normally I find the br on it's own not very useful... MrN  Fork you! 16:03, Dec 21

Ah! Thanks again for the millionth nice thing ywv done for me :P I'm no HTML master see ^_^ ~Fag x FS

Well, I did it.

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Gay Don't vote for it straight away please your gayness... We don't want the nomination to look too gay just yet. Leave it a few days, then see what happens with the vote... ;) MrN  Fork you! 19:17, Dec 21

Any ideas?

Looks like Gay is not going to make it. User_talk:MrN9000#I'll feed yer back from someone who voted against. Apparently it's needlessly vulgar? Any suggestions?MrN  Fork you! 13:20, Dec 23

Word Salad

Hellair, your WIP tag expired, and the article has been moved here in case you want to keep working on it. Merry something something! ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 13:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Faggle/archive2! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

--Æ 00:40, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Agaetis Byrjun

Bjartar vonir rætast er við göngum baeinn Brosum og hlæjum glaðir vinatta og þreyta mætast...Höldum upp á daginn og fognum tveggja ára bið.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:22, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Yay for Sigur Ros! :D ~Fag x FS

Thanks Fag!

I was going to get mad at that Vandal who moved my Feature!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 10:37, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

No probs ^^ just doing things as they come along :P --~Fag x FS 14:28, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL!

Since we started featuring 2007 top ten today, I'm afraid that your feature will have to wait a bit till we finish those...Sorry about that! I guarantee it'll be on as soon as we finish with that pesky business.... ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 23:32, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

So shouldn't it be queued then? :P --~Fag x FS 08:28, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately, we can't queue two weeks into the future...:) ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 09:15, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

So basically Unc yc has fucked me about and denied me a feature? ~Fag x FS

Seriouslessness

I hereby award you:

Noob of the Moment First Half January 2008

This probably breaks the rules but you deserve it. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Heh. I wasn't even here until Jan 12th, and EPIC FAIL was EPIC GENIUS :P

STFU EPIC FAL is a complete EPIC FAILURE!!! no offense Liam :P,but not really. This user is quite clearly gay and enjoys the comforts of a banana cosily placed in the rectum. Oh wait, his name specifies that fagct. In that case he's a very camp EPIC GENIUS. --Testostereich 13:11, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Frankly my dear...

Prettiestpretty thanks you for sucking-it-in and voting for UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind. Fondly, PP

Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:17, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Collabaccepted!

Right now I am working on User:DJ Irreverent/Charles III (If'n you like the humor). But I would love to help with the disprove your own existence thing. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Ok. Lets start on it! Personally I think it would be better as a How To than a Why but if you really wanna do a Why, Cajek is great at them. PS epic fail was great! Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Hmm maybe we could have ways of doing it, cos I had a great idea with guantanamo bay and stuff. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Thank you

Fag,

Thank you for jumping on the vandalism done to my user page. That was very kind of you. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:21, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

No problems :) I see vandalism, I get rid of it. ^_^ --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 16:47, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations!

On your first feature. :-) The first of many I'm sure... An Epic effort. ;) MrN  Fork you! 17:31, Feb 4

Correct me if I'm wrong

You haven't won any award yet correct? ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 17:39, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

It's the primary writer of a featured article thing... will that mean I have to leave it off til the literal day it's featured? :P --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 17:42, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Correct, since it's not featured yet. Let's wait for the actual date shall we? I'll be more than happy to coronate you myself, but let's be a bit patient. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 17:44, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Okay, sorry =P I was hoping I'd get away with it, hehe --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 17:45, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

You can't get away with anything here, we are always watching.... ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 17:45, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah... that's why some people use ?pedia. xD --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 17:48, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh, they're watching too, it's just that they're too weird to do anything about it.... ~ Mordillo where is my CHICKEN SHIT? 17:50, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

It's hard to watch ywrself when ywr an admin ywrself :P --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 17:56, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Could you check out my article again?

UnNews:AIDS "support" group leads to outrage; dead Africans - I made some changes, could you perhaps give me an updated score? I may nom this for VFH in the future. Thanks for the help! - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 02:51, Feb 5

No problem ;) expect me to do it some time between 1:30pm and 3pm (English time), that's when I gots me some time to do it ^_^ --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 11:56, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Award

Maybe something like this? Only, not sure he's big enough... maybe a different guy without a flag? -- sannse (talk) 21:05, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Fanks

The Uncyclopedia Health Service gives you a human arm as a token of our appreciation for your vote. Use it as a doorstop, sex aid or nice side to dinner; enjoy. DJ Irreverent

Rough Pubs

Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno

Review?

Hi Fag, would you mind taking a look at a sucky article of mine? Thanks!--Æ 22:58, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Actually, never mind. I withdrawed the PR page--Æ 21:14, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks For Voting!

It's a bit of a delayed thank you (for this thing), but you deserve one nevertheless. I'd give you a hug, but all I have is this ballot paper...Perhaps you could fill it in again? No? I suppose not, thanks anyway! - Seeker

I audio'd

EPIC FAIL! I am adding it to my list of audios. I hope you like it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:52, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Pee

Hey Fag, are you still planning to pee this? If not, mind if I remove your urine soaked towel and slap my mug o' tea on it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:24, Feb 28

Oh sure; I feel like a wanker for not doing it, but let's face it that I'm never going to get to it, so ywr welcome to it :P --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!

No worries. Mug in position, reviewing engine warming up... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, Feb 28

My Talk Page Being Reverted...

Please stop it, please
Thanks
-- C. Norris ^(talk) 16:16, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks be to you!

Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... 03:38, 1 March 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(Muahahahaha!))

Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:01, Mar 1

RotM

You're still nominated. Get reviewing! MrN  Fork you! 16:15, Mar 1

Blahh, now I feel like a dick :P I'll get to it right away! --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 21:15, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Nothing new there then. :P I think you have a good chance this month... MrN  Fork you! 21:59, Mar 1

Yew kidding? it's already +5 on SysRq :P I'm making a template and then will get on to a review. --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 22:01, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

When I won my NotM I started with the competition on +11 votes. That was half way through the month also... Do lots of great reviews, and you will be noticed. There are a lot of people who can vote yet... ;) MrN  Fork you! 22:17, Mar 1

Grr! Well if I did not think you would enjoy it so much, I would spank your bottom for voting for yourself. Seriously dude. That's never a good idea... What might be a good idea though, would be to generate a list of the Pee Reviews which you have done, and perhaps put a link to them in your page or maybe your sig. That way people can easily see what you have been up to. Oh, also... How come you still have the "vacation" thing on your page? Oh, also... Don't even answer this post. GET REVIEWING! MrN  Fork you! 22:27, Mar 1

Late Thanks

OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:58, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

I think there's a little bit of wrong french in there. hehe ^^ --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 10:12, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. Nasty, bad smelling and revitalizing. I now regained the strength to handle some more poop. Thank you! No, seriously, thank you

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

Hea Dude

What's with [2]??? Looks like ya put your peeing template on the page, and then did not actually do the review. Sorry, to moan, but I don't think this is the first time you have done this. Could ya be careful where ya leave that template of yours in future pls? Pretty please? It's just that it actually puts off other reviewers from reviewing it, and if you never get around to doing it, then that's just not fair. I have removed it now anyway... Thanks. MrN  Fork you! 12:47, Mar 7

Hey!

I'm the one who created Image:FotMBadge.png for you. Listen, is it alright if I change the template on your page to the PNG file I created. And I'm not requesting to take over the award, I'm just wondering if you'll be cool with it. --Nekami 11:10, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey, yeah :) no problem, I thought the badge was awesome. --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 17:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

We dub thee Mistress Pussy.

This user is a Mistress Pussy of the SISTERHOOD. Beware her wet tee.

We are building a female user group here at Uncyc, and are awarding all established female Uncyclopedians the title of Mistress Pussy. You are free to use this lovely template on your userpage {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophia}} from here on to eternity. All praise Sophia! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:42, 11 Mar

haha, we did that at the same time!!!! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 21:47, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Pussy

Congrats, Fag, yer an Unsis!

This user is a Mistress Pussy of the SISTERHOOD. Beware her wet tee.

This is a REAL honor, hope ypu appreciate it.

-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 21:45, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

My poor little brain is cunflusternicated

Uh, Fag? I thought you was, like, leaving? And yet you appear to still be here and posting in the dump... Now, I'm not complaining, seeing as you're a decent type and everything, and the place would be the better for you not leaving, but what's going on? Also, you mentioned you'd do a few reviews, and put your lovely rainbow template on 'em. But you haven't done that. I've gone in to review Cajek's article a couple of times only to see your template and back off. So what's the deal man? Leaving or not? Or just standing in the doorway chatting to the bouncer for a while, having a tab? And reviewing or not? Would appreciate knowing! Finally, stilton or brie? That's not am important question, but everyone should have a preference. Pippings! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:00, Mar 14

Stilton, obviously. Also - Ole Speckled Hen or London Pride? ~ 10:09, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

I don't actually bother to read articles these days, I just follow UU around reading his comments on talk pages... Note to UU: Write More. Note to Fag: Um, what UU said. MrN  Fork you! 10:15, Mar 14

In that case, note to MrN: Write more yourself! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:19, Mar 14

It is pretty much what yew said, UU, I'm "standing in the doorway chatting to the bouncer", trying to make the most of it while I'm here :P. Don't worry about the tab, I have many eligible bachelors willing to pay it off for me. :P As for the reviews I put those templates on ages ago, so I'll remedy that. I probably won't be reviewing... too much course work to be doing. Sorry! As for the other question um... I don't like stilton and haven't tasted brie, so... I guess brie? --F♥g! VFH·CUN·MP·nom·nom

Tab is, in some parts of our glorious country, another word for cigarette... And brie is lovely and creamy. You'd love it. ;-) However, stilton plays its part in steak in blue cheese sauce, and so wins my eternal love. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:49, Mar 14

C B S

Come back soon, k? :) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:56, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey Fag.

I miss you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:51 May 30