User talk:Faggle

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Hi!


Just a coupla obligatory rules before you flame me...

  • Sign and date all your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~). Or don't, but then I won't know who you are, assume you're my last customer with an urge to clean up sodom, and call the police.
  • Put new text under old text.


edit HAHAHAHOHOHO

I JUST RAPED A FAG! Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 10:27, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

/sigh he's like this every time he rapes a fag... 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 10:29, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
FAG!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:48 14 December 2009
Orian!!!! :D 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 21:54, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
FAG!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:20 14 December 2009
:O:O ORIAN!!!!! 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 23:21, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
wow, you're like, here. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:34 14 December 2009
yeah, it's cool being back, multiliteralist basically inspired me with like a bazillion reasons to collab with him so I thought I might as well make a comeback while I'm at it ("come", "back", and "at it" puns goez here) 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 23:37, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
you see i spell cum like "cum" because "come" is different, but yeah! punz! and other evil americanizms.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:39 14 December 2009
"...might as well come on yr back while I'm at it!" oh words how I want to drown in yr fructose-packed goodness 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 23:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
it's all getting a bit too hot for TV in here.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:44 14 December 2009
Hey, if they'll allow full-on rimming on channel 4... 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 23:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
was just talking about QAF with another friend. amazing stuff.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:15 15 December 2009
UNDERAGE full-on rimming. we're like nuns compared to them. we need to step our game up. 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 00:20, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I'm still a virgin. beat that sinner.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:24 15 December 2009
O: you go out there and get some man right now, mister! 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 00:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Ew. Men. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I'd love too. but you know, I live in a back water scottish town. say... are you availble? I'll pay!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:27 15 December 2009
you could just move. :P 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 00:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I'd love to, but I can't afford it. And don't you need, like, passports to get into England nowadays?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:35 15 December 2009
you can afford to rent people but not to move? and I have no idea, I'm trying to work out how to get out myself. 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 00:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
oh? where you headed? or wanting to go? personally I'd hate to leave the UK, it's the best country in the world.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:41 15 December 2009
anywhere but here. and I disagree, so so much :P. always planned to live pretty nomadically anyway 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 00:42, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
cool. nomadicy seems fun.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:45 15 December 2009

edit Let me be the first to welcome you to Unlegal

Please, pretty please; oh please, oh please, oh please!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

'Fraid you weren't the first, Multiliteralist was, seeing as he put me up to it and stuff ;P 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 09:07, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
That's ok, I was too lazy to put a template on your page anyway.
P.S. I love how your user template is {{U|Fag}}.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09:11, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Haha, I hadn't noticed that before :) 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 09:25, December 16, 2009 (UTC)


UnLegal
YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL
In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  03:39, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Well, if I can't be the first, at least I can be the UnLaziest...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:39, 17 December 2009
Hooray for Unlazy! lets all get together and throw Zana a big party! I'll collect, um, hu...s, ah, cake an um, ....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  04:32, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit Surprise

You have the honor of being the first user to receive this template. Congrats! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 16:05, Dec. 29, 2009

Woo! It's a true honour. It was pretty awesome too, considering it was its first time. 25px-Faglogo.pngtalk 17:09, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
oh sure give it to the hasbeen. I'm queen bee around here, back off! /hairflick/ /leaves the room/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:21 29 December 2009

edit I love it because it's trash

Messyhouse7 Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash
Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

Too bad Oscar the Grouch didn't make the article. Maybe some other time. Thanks fer votun!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:41, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

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And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:47, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey man!

 :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:43 • Friday, 8-01-2010

edit Faggle

Waggle Daggle Shmaggle Baggle. sausage lol 16:09, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Down at Faggle Rock/grab a Faggle by his cock/swing it round and round/actually, he'd probably like that. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:18, Jan 8
Well, who'd have thought a tirade of homophobic abuse could come from some one like you, UU, I thought you were cool. Also faggle we've already got some one called fag so I'm afraid your nick name is now Gle.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:28 8 January 2010
Waiiit. What's going here?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:31 8 January 2010
I see you as more of a Doozer than a Fraggle. Which makes me a Gorg, I suppose. C'est la vie. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:44, Jan 8
What?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:15 8 January 2010
You never saw Fraggle Rock? Talk about your deprived childhoods... --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:45, Jan 8
Actually, fuck that - I just saw the A-Team trailer: now that's my entire childhood in one place. If they fuck up that movie, I will hunt down every person involved, and feed them to Olipro. Not an auspicious start though - a tank falling from a parachute shooting at a plane? --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:53, Jan 8
Yeah, they're gonna fuck it up. Shame too as it was one of my favorite childhood shows, along with The Dukes Of Hazard. Also, hi Faggle! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:21, 8 Jan
Liam Neeson loves it when a plan comes together. sausage lol 18:26, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Surely they can't fuck it up as badly as the Dukes of Hazzard was fucked up? --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:29, Jan 8
LOL I liked The Dukes Of Hazzard movie. It was like what the TV show would have been if it wasn't on TV. Plus Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie? Inspired. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:52, 8 Jan
Yes but a blonde Daisey Duke?!? I'm sure that is what's bringing on the Apocalypse in 2012.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)

(Psst, Orian, I'm exactly the same, I've just had a username change) :P 60px-Faggle.giftalk 17:42, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

(psst, UU's thing was about the TV show Fraggle Rock :D) 60px-Faggle.giftalk 17:45, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
But I liked Fag! :( it was proud and susccinct.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:04 8 January 2010
I'm not a proud and succinct person haha :P it was more like i was fed up of idiotic reactions to it, plus just that little extra syllable I just thought made it a cuter sound hahaha :P 60px-Faggle.giftalk 18:59, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit A Template IED

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Boom! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:25, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Dude

Your userpage is the epitome of morbid. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:15, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Heeheehee. Glad to see a reaction to it =) 60px-Faggle.giftalk 17:07, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit These thanks templates will get shorter soon, I promise

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