User talk:Fag

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Hi!

Just a coupla obligatory rules before you flame me...

			Sign and date all your posts by typing four tildes (`~~~~`). Or don't, but then I won't know who you are, ~~assume you're my last customer with an urge to clean up sodom~~, and call the police. Put new text under old text.	Don't Be A Dick. There's a difference between being one and having one. Be funny, not stupid. Unless you are stupid in which case that's funny. Be stupid, not funny. Unless you are funny, in which case that's stupid. Actually, be a dick.

Archive 1: Welcome!·Adoption·Copious amounts of gay·First forays into PR
Archive 2: FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.·Noob of the Month First Half January 2008 (unofficial)·"I would spank your bottom"·Leaving, cheeses, tabs and tabs·Awwwwwwww
Archive 3: Bazillionth comeback·Yay for arbitrary awards!·My own little pet noob·Hereon I sort of go inactive for like ever I'm sorry I'm sorry·Lots of people miss me and I come back maybe like 3 times and go missing again I'm sorry

[edit] HAHAHAHOHOHO

I JUST RAPED A FAG! FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 10:27, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

/sigh he's like this every time he rapes a fag... —

talk 10:29, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

FAG!!! Orian57 Talk

12:48 14 December 2009

Orian!!!! :D —

talk 21:54, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

FAG!!! Orian57 Talk

23:20 14 December 2009

:O:O ORIAN!!!!! —

talk 23:21, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

wow, you're like, here. :) Orian57 Talk

23:34 14 December 2009

yeah, it's cool being back, multiliteralist basically inspired me with like a bazillion reasons to collab with him so I thought I might as well make a comeback while I'm at it ("come", "back", and "at it" puns goez here) —

talk 23:37, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

you see i spell cum like "cum" because "come" is different, but yeah! punz! and other evil americanizms. Orian57 Talk

23:39 14 December 2009

"...might as well come on yr back while I'm at it!" oh words how I want to drown in yr fructose-packed goodness —

talk 23:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

it's all getting a bit too hot for TV in here. Orian57 Talk

23:44 14 December 2009

Hey, if they'll allow full-on rimming on channel 4... —

talk 23:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

was just talking about QAF with another friend. amazing stuff. Orian57 Talk

00:15 15 December 2009

UNDERAGE full-on rimming. we're like nuns compared to them. we need to step our game up. —

talk 00:20, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'm still a virgin. beat that sinner. Orian57 Talk

00:24 15 December 2009

O: you go out there and get some man right now, mister! —

talk 00:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Ew. Men. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'd love too. but you know, I live in a back water scottish town. say... are you availble? I'll pay! Orian57 Talk

00:27 15 December 2009

you could just move. :P —

talk 00:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'd love to, but I can't afford it. And don't you need, like, passports to get into England nowadays? Orian57 Talk

00:35 15 December 2009

you can afford to rent people but not to move? and I have no idea, I'm trying to work out how to get out myself. —

talk 00:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

oh? where you headed? or wanting to go? personally I'd hate to leave the UK, it's the best country in the world. Orian57 Talk

00:41 15 December 2009

anywhere but here. and I disagree, so so much :P. always planned to live pretty nomadically anyway —

talk 00:42, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

cool. nomadicy seems fun. Orian57 Talk

00:45 15 December 2009

[edit] Let me be the first to welcome you to Unlegal

Please, pretty please; oh please, oh please, oh please! ~ Happytimes are here! (talk) (stalk) 08:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

'Fraid you weren't the first, Multiliteralist was, seeing as he put me up to it and stuff ;P —

talk 09:07, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

That's ok, I was too lazy to put a template on your page anyway.

P.S. I love how your user template is {{U|Fag}}. ~ Happytimes are here!

(talk) (stalk) 09:11, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Haha, I hadn't noticed that before :) —

talk 09:25, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL

In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff. ^{03:39, December 17, 2009 (UTC)}