User talk:Facepalm square
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Now, although literal faith in their own translation might be the core of a joke, it sounds as though your impulse today is not telling jokes but putting down this cult. I've done my share of ridiculing religions and races here, but rather than a stab in the heart to show why they are fundamentally mistaken, pages like that go best when you mock superficial stuff: It keeps it light. Would you or wouldn't you try to write a page that could even get a smile out of one of the Witnesses?
Separately, please sign your posts to talk pages by typing ~~~~ (tilde four times).20:48 14-Jan-13
- Thank's for the welcome. I really like the page's style. I really need to get more professional. Even every real Witness should be able to have a good laugh. Their lives, as they are, are already deprived of virtually everything. We need to cheer 'em up :) Facepalm square (talk) 21:45, February 2, 2013 (UTC)
- I only dared to make rather small changes to the article and yet the changes were undone. It is even more unlikely that major changes (as I hoped to contribute at first) will met the quality standards of this 'encyclopedia'. I have some insider knowledge but that does not seem to make me eligible for edits. Hmm... Maybe you have been sitting for much too long in your admin throne or you are just right about undoing everything I came up with.Facepalm square (talk) 14:43, February 3, 2013 (UTC)
I had no problem with the quality; it was the sense that you were on a mission that was apart from humor. And I am not yet an Admin. And, your work is not gone; it is available through the History tab. What you can do is create an article in your userspace, such as User:Facepalm square/Jehovah's Witnesses, and show how your stuff hangs together, ultimately replacing the entire article. Just make it clear that you are here to have fun with them rather than set out the intellectual case that undermines them. Ridiculing races, religions, and political sides needs to be done playfully, in my opinion, because even the impression of stridency makes the reader wonder about the author's intention. Separately, it has nothing to do with your personal eligibility, or with you personally at all. Dispense with the guilt trip and we will figure out how best to proceed. 14:53 3-Feb-13