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this is no longer a humorous user !-- The previous was added by PuppyOnTheRadio, who didn't sign due to that destroying the humour value - and because I'm a bastard. --

True, signing your name would have ruined the humour. --Extra Ordinary 04:38, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome!

Mermaid with dolphin
Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia!

Hello, Extra Ordinary, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:31, 13 April 2009 (UTC)


Ah, what he ^ said. Anyway, welcome and such; if you need any hlep feel free to ask. (I can even explain the difference between Userspace and Mainspace if you like.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07:36, 28 January 2010

edit When you edit...

...be more careful. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:54, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck. I didn't see that. However, my sign dictates an inescapable cautious recklessness that's impossible to control. Thanks for the warning though, but attraction doesn't always mean what you think it does. --Extra Ordinary 06:10, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
Also, I thought your comment would make more sense by the light of day, but it really doesn't. So what are you trying to say? Like, be careful what you edit, you just might get it? I don't get it.--Extra Ordinary 05:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
If anything, I'm the coherent one on this page.
"When you edit, be more careful". I then completed the already complete statement with a handy link showing you exactly where your life when horribly wrong. If Uncyclopedia is your Deliverance, that edit was you getting buggered by yokels. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:15, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Please pay attention. My comment was made after noticing how many people were born on cusps. As for Deliverance? Again, makes no sense whatsoever. And where my life went "horribly wrong"? What the hell are you talking about. My life is great! I think you are projecting some kind of mess in your own life on me. I will pray for you because I've always admired your work and am becoming concerned about your behaviour. God bless. --Extra Ordinary 05:33, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
My point exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:42, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
What's that you say? You have a point, and an exact one at that? Please expound.--Extra Ordinary 05:45, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
I'm glad that we could come to consensus. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:50, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
An excellent point indeed and I couldn't agree more. Thanks for your input.--Extra Ordinary 05:55, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Enough with the Barack Obama article

You are fighting a war over a couple of sentences, the consensus of the people who rewrote the page is that it doesn't add to the article. Let it go. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:45, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Aw, don't leave. There's other articles... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:50, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
Fuck all y'all! Everyone knows that page sucks and all attempts to improve it are deleted by some foreigner. There must not be many US citizens on board here which explains the lack of cut-up humor.--Extra Ordinary 04:38, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Spike isn't a foreigner. He's just trying to keep the tone of the article consistant. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 04:52, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
However, any sympathy that I may have felt for you has just been thrown out the window by the foreigner comment. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 09:26, Mar 29 2010 UTC
But...
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me
Aaaah woah-oh-ooh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:25, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
What the fuck Modus? If you're going to insert random lyrics, do it right.
I'm blue.
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba DEE da ba die
Da ba dee da ba diiiiiie It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 11:05,29March,2010
Thanks for getting that stuck in my head, Cheds... User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 12:24, Mar 29 2010 UTC
"Random lyrics"? "Random"? Really? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:59, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Yep. I Wanna Know What Love Is, had no purpose here. And you're welcome Puppers. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 19:11,29March,2010
But it's the only Foreigner song I know! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:55, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
Blasphemer! Jukebox Hero is a million times better. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 19:57,29March,2010
A million times zero is what, exactly? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:29, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit "this is no longer a humorous website"

Was it ever? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

yes, back in the day. It used to be in the top 2000 sites before it dropped off the charts.--Extra Ordinary 04:38, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
What top 2000? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Monday, 04:40, Mar 29 2010 UTC
Top 2000 music charts in Canada. They're so backward over there, they're still circulating New Wave on the radio. --nldr 10:55, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Enough with the Mel Gibson article

You are fighting a war over a couple of sentences, the consensus of the people who rewrote the page (me) is that it doesn't add to the article. Youtube vids are also old-news, and don't really take much effort or talent to embed. Let it go.

Also:

  • WHaaaT? YouTube Rocks. I can't get enough of the Mel Gibson rants. It's the only time you hear of him anymore! Back in the day he was the sexiest man alive. Now, to rant 5, compliments of YOUTube.

--Extra Ordinary 03:20, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit When you edit...

Be careful. You need to learn how to get the formatting right if you want to embed videos properly anyway. Not only has the Mel Gibson page been broken after you've placed a video, causing everything to gather in a tiny column on the left hand side of the screen, but even this talk page has as well. Are you working on a weird monitor with different coding, because I'm surprised you can read this.

--Matfen 18:15, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

  • I think you must be using an outdated computer. Mine is from this era and doesn't have "tiny" columns. I've never heard of that on modern day computers. --Extra Ordinary 04:33, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Well it isn't showing on this page now, at least, because I fixed it. But I'll try reverting myself to see if you can see it broken. --Matfen 08:46, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, it appears to be the opposite of what you said. Your incomplete coding only works in compatability mode on my "modern" computer. Perhaps you should get it right, so you're not fucking up the formatting for all us "modern era" computer users. --Matfen 08:50, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
I don't see it. All you did was move the Humpledinck vid from center to right and back again. I've deleted it so hopefully your computer will work right now. Hope this helped. --Extra Ordinary 03:19, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
You can still have it on, just remember to put <br> on your vid code, like so.
Here's a song about love by a Foreigner that kind of explains the birds and the bees: {| align="center" |<youtube width="250" height="250">G6G3L3jOSpU&feature=related#watch-main-area </youtube><br /> |}

becomes:

Here's a song about love by a Foreigner that kind of explains the birds and the bees:

without breaking the page for users with newer browsers like myself. --Matfen 09:46, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever. I simply copy youtube formatting from other articles where it seems to work. So maybe I copied a bad one. Sorry! Tell me if this vid works using your latest browser editon formatting:

--Extra Ordinary 01:38, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, yes. All is well in the world now, my friend. --Matfen 19:39, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, and I think the tapes were faked. --Matfen 19:43, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
Said like a true fan, which believe it or not, I am too. But humor trumps fanatacism and you have to admit that shit is funny as hell! I think he really said those things out of anger from being taken advantage of by a foreigner. What a conniving little bitch! Still good source of humor. --Extra Ordinary 03:11, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Beer

Your wise and selective huffing binge sure helps, Mr. Extra Ordinary. You are encouraged (coerced) to continue. And write. Great username. Does that mean you are very ordinary? :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:13, February 6, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, Ms. Mattsnow, I am indeed, above and beyond ordinary. Very much so-so --Extra Ordinary 06:12, February 12, 2012 (UTC)
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