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edit I HATE YOU

Why you gotta be up all in here with the fixing my mistakes? Thanks.--ShroomsShroom!Gay2Sir Flammable KUN Prince%21.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2Shroom!Shroomirror 20:03, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks for reverting my userpage

I had a vandal put the P-word all over my page for some reason recently. Thanks for fixing it. I guess this sort of thing happens all the time here. --RudolfRadna 01:36, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Happy Anniversary

# 23:53, 10 March 2005 (hist) (diff) Kramer 

Wish you were here to actually get this, but it'll keep until then. I'll spare you the mushy shit and just say that you're remembered and appreciated whether you're here or not. ~ T. (talk) 21:27, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Did you

Did u added all the factual information to th holocaust denial article? That isnt a good idea, people will confuse the joke with the facts and in this topic they should not be confused. If it wasnt you, sorry to bother. --Rataube 04:51, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit URGENT MASSAGE

Your ballot in the DYK vote was incomplete. Please specify whether you'd like the DYK to consist of lines from new or featured articles. Or create an "Other" option if you wish. Thank you. --Savethemooses 23:48, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

edit your fan club

see User:64.108.125.226 --Splaka 00:38, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Actually, just banned them for a year for vandalizing your userpage. --Splaka 03:08, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

give me something please.

edit Nigerian?

You left a message on my page about the Nigerian page, but I'm not entirely sure I know what content I'm supposed to have removed/created?

62.252.64.14

edit oops.

Sorry for contributing to the vandalization of Citizens Against Revolting Signatures. I should have looked a little more closely at the page history before adding myself to the list. Fortunately, it looks like I can Blame Splaka, which is usually my fallback position anyway. FWIW, I plan to keep my /sig rather bland... I've even added an extremely bland link to the CARS page. I used "z", of course, since it symbolizes the bliss of sleep. Zzzzz. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 16:16, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC) (note the blissful blandness of my sig)

Hi, EvilZak. While being a Nazi Admin is difficult to live up to, please try to be er, nicer. Can you please be somewhat less harsh? I am getting er... complaints from the masses. --Chronarion 20:57, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Wal-Mart

It would seem that you removed my beautiful contribution to TFAODP about a month ago. Admittedly, the part about Wal-Mart being a global intelligence agency is debatable, the part about Wal-Mart expanding from retail into grocery and banking is true. And a fact. True enough? --Syndrome 04:53, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit O No

Sad! I hope you'll be back someday. We old-timers should have an Uncyclopedia 10-Year Reunion in 2015 and force Elvis to organize it.

Does anybody here remember EvilZak? Remember how he said that we would meet again, some sunny day...

--—rc (t) 05:42, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Cheers

...for reverting my page there. Stupid anonymous IP's... -- Hindleyite Lowrate Talk 20:25, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Wii merge

Dang, that merge seems to have removed most of my contributions from the history and made it look like KittieRose was responsible for the majority of what I wrote. It's not the feeling that "credit" has been taken away from me so much as the fact that he/she is a humourless moron. *sniff* --Tsetse 09:33, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Yeah, that happened because I merged everything into Nintendo Wii because that's what Wikipedia said it was called, then Wikipedia changed their minds so I moved it all into Wii. The lesson I learned from this is to never trust those lying Wikipedian bastards. --EvilZak 19:08, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
  • A valuable lesson indeed. --Tsetse 18:15, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Your deletion of my article

I really must protest your deletion of my article on Luna Lovegood. Just about the only legitimte complaint made about it was its shortness, totally ignoring the humor to be found in brevity. I was merely attempting to fill in a sadly neglected area of knowledge on Uncyclopedia. -Weyoun 47 03:59, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Please see the deletion policy. --EvilZak 04:17, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Spammers

Woot! Double hit ♥ ♥ ♥... blacklisted him too. --Splaka 07:21, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Due

Mmmmmh, ok... I know it was not that undestandable, but I was making a funny page regarding an italian game called "Un... due... tre... Stella!" (translated: "one... two... three... stella"). Anchd that's why I made two redirect pages... :D --213.230.130.53 22:31, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

edit User:Ff aka whopper aka dure aka wossi

<wossi> can you talk to EvilZak about my ban? Caitai hasnt gotten around to doing so
<Splarka> ok, type here and I'll cut-paste, because I am lazy
<wossi> well, here goes:
<wossi> Hello, remember me. I'm the guy who vandalized your page a few months ago, and I was wondering if you would unblock me. I feel ashamed of what I did and think you deserve an apology, so I'm sorry. ~~~~

Vandal accounts:

Reformed user contribs elsewhere:

Cut/paste Messenger: --Splaka 06:12, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

edit Delete my dead page please

I started a page Link to your article but I decided it was too similar to the link section in the Beginner's Guide and it wasn't going to turn out very funny so the page is now nothing. Thanks OptimistPrime 21:41, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Compression algorithm article changes

Nice job with the templates, but it seems like your changes actually "uncompressed" some of the text - there are spaces in various spots now (all at the line breaks I think, but they appear mid-text). Not sure how to fix it.... --Composure1 01:27, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

I didn't do it. [1] While adding the audio, Zim rearranged the text to fix whitespace problems occuring in window resolutions where the text was long enough to hit the thumbnail. I changed the text so that the lines are longer but still short enough to not jump down on standard resolutions. --EvilZak 04:18, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Main page vandalism

Hey Evil one,

Did you see somebody replaced the featured article with the words "go eat shit, fuckers". Or was that part of the joke? -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 06:16, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

Eh, scratch that. I'm informed it was indeed part of the joke. To my mind it still looks like vandalism, though. Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au KUN FP 06:21, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Holocaust Denial and George Orwell

Regarding your last edit on the Holocaust denial page, if you are a supporter of mainstream Holocaust views, then your user page is rather odd. If you are a Holocaust denier or actually view the Holocaust favorably, perhaps even fondly and nostalgically, then you are witless about irony. Oh well, c'est la vie. 69.109.178.226 22:09, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Hey Evil One

I think you're really, really ugly. So ugly that people ask if you're missing a chromosone, because of your mongoloid eyes and an oversized lips. Thankfully, your brain injury is physical (or chemical), and can excuse most of your stupidity (though not your looks. That's the result of inbreeding),, such as when you deleted my Ottawaman article. It was funny and getting better, at least for the 5 minutes you allowed it to live. Was giving it a few hours to finish that out of line, mine Fuhrer? 67.55.7.195 07:38, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Yes. --EvilZak 07:45, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Dechucking

You're my new hero. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:25, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

May I inquire exactly what "dechucking" is? -- Squids We B 24:57, 11 November 2006

edit PLS

Hello EvilZak. I am starting a PLS soon, and you are one of the old-school writers who has tons of features, so I think you'd be a great judge, if you're interested. Let me know at my talk page, one way or the other. I would just check back here, but I'm horribly forgetful.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:50, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

edit XMas

Tvcc Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

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