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edit HMC

Your topic for the competition is A Tale of Two Shities

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.


--ShabiDOO 17:59, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

Should I make it an UnBooks? Well it's going to be an UnBooks anyway. I might make it 'Shitties' rather than 'Shities'. This is the article: User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/UnBooks:A Tale of Two Shities--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 18:13, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

You can slightly modify it or put it in a different space if you like --ShabiDOO 17:40, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
You did it! This year is a record for semi-completed and finished articles. I've been blown away by the humour and creativity of the articles I've so far read! Watch as the scores slowly trick in over the next week here. Hope you enjoyed it spanky-boobs. --ShabiDOO 05:17, June 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Archive

I would sujest that you would move your archive to Archive 1 as you will have more archives and it's best not to shove everything into one.--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:18, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

edit A Tale of 2 Shities

Creativity Humour Originality Total
9/10 9/10 8/10 9/10


Amazing! Love it! Very funny although the "Chapters 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16 & 17: The Other Bits that you Don't Bother Reading" was quite stupid. I also had to take some points away for plagiarism. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag

Thank you. I'll admit I got quite lazy towards the end. My excuse is that I wanted to have down something substantial in the approx. 3 hrs that I could actually use because I left the country on the second day of the comp.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 11:25, June 26, 2014 (UTC)

edit Pointless redirects

It is not necessary that we deliver an article for everything the reader searches for. We have no article on Albuquerque, and New Mexico is not it; if the reader searching for Albuquerque sees that we don't have an article, he might actually write one. Spıke Ѧ 09:54 8-Jul-14

edit Bluestocking

I will be interested to see where you want to take this story. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:09, August 18, 2014 (UTC)

Thanks. If you have any ideas then please share them.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 15:23, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
Once you are happy with what you have got, I will check as regards suitable images. Not to be confused with Stockings & Suspenders, Fetish gear, Pippi Longstocking...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:39, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
Pippi Longstocking made me laugh, so I've added that. I've got down something substantial now, so although I could write more, you can now clearly see the direction of the article and tell me if the comedy works.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 21:50, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
Aha..bluestockings+Blues. Gibbon wrote 'Bluestocking Remembered Days'. Or he didn't. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:10, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
The Queen of the Blues joke actually comes from the title given to one of the first bluestockings, an Elizabeth Montagu.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 23:09, August 18, 2014 (UTC)
I think 'The Blues' link could be carried on. It was originally called 'Bluestocking Music'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:14, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
I have added a picture.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:45, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
Can you find a different photo regards the man on the couch? It looks like a photoshop job from somewhere. Think it is OTP for here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:54, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
I have uploaded this image - Bluestocking02.jpg. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:02, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
The face looks a little photoshopped, but I like it because he looks so completely discontented with what he is probably being made to do (the middle finger makes this very apparent). I looked up 'horny old man' to find it, so if you find any alternatives then go ahead and replace it, but I'm quite keen on this one. Maybe Tommy Sheridan?--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 14:05, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
Ok, I will delete it here. It's just too shock and takes away from your article in my view. The one I found was more 'period' but I will see if I can locate something else. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:11, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
Ah, the skating minister. As a resident of Edinburgh I am bored to tears of that thing, but the blue stockings job could suit it to a new section. Perhaps "Men in the bluestocking society"?--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 14:14, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
Ok, I found something else. In the spirit of your earlier image. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:19, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
Yep, the Skating Minister. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:20, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
Here's one of Tommy Sheridan grooming downstairs:
Tommy Sheridan sex pub
Ok, go with that. Is it from Celeb big brother??--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:26, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
I don't think so. But I like the one of John Cleese. I'll keep that one, at least for now.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 14:28, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
No problem. Perhaps use the Tommy Sheridan image for another article? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:29, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
I've put it in Socialism.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 15:16, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
Suggest you add that is Scotland's top Socialist examining his principles. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:02, August 19, 2014 (UTC)

edit Chucking some quotes at Handicapped

You are doing the LORD's work. Spıke Ѧ 00:59 19-Aug-14

Like in a Jesus sort of a way or a Count of Monte Cristo sort of of way?Sigphoto|(get dtf) 01:46, August 19, 2014 (UTC)

I have never opined on What Would Jesus Do, less even the Count. I just appreciated your edit. Spıke Ѧ 01:53 19-Aug-14

edit The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668)‎‎

I have featured this article for tomorrow since it had passed our current quota (5+ votes). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:00, August 22, 2014 (UTC)

That's okay. I voted against it because I didn't think it worthy of a feature on both sites, as it is already on the fork.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 15:16, August 22, 2014 (UTC)

edit Bluestocking

You have a feature. Congratulations. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:56, September 27, 2014 (UTC)

edit User:Hesper Green/UnPoetia:One fish two fish dead fish jew fish

You can take a copy of this if you think it has potential, but don't edit in someone else's userspace. Spıke Ѧ 12:13 8-Nov-14

I was going to mainspace it, because I think it's imaginative. All I was doing was altering the rhythm, not the vocabulary or jokes. I might add pictures though. --Sigphoto|(get dtf) 15:13, November 8, 2014 (UTC)

You ought not to, without more muscular changes. I moved it from mainspace to userspace; see User talk:Hesper Green. Pictures would be fine. Your version is still in the page history in Hesperspace but, again, develop it in your own userspace first. Where is old Hesper, by the way? Spıke Ѧ 15:45 8-Nov-14

edit Hello hello

Are you taking part in Pee Week 2014? Something tells me you should! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:37, November 15, 2014 (UTC)

I would but I've not much time at the moment. --Sigphoto|(get dtf) 21:41, November 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit Sexy audio

If I had known that was worth your vote at VFH, I would have done it in falsetto! Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 20:59 17-Feb-15

You're welcome. But seriously the deadpan newsreader style thing lends itself very well to all the statistics and expert quotes in that particular article. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 23:31, February 17, 2015 (UTC)

edit Hear, hear!

Writer of the month Writer of the Month Beginning of 2015

Hi Every! Congratulations on this award - it's been very well-deserved. I'd also love to read more of your articles! (And to tell a secret, something's coming up that'll allow Uncyclopedians to get down writing again.) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:41, April 3, 2015 (UTC)

Oh, I see you've written something new. I'll add it to my to-read list! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:18, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
Hi! Sorry I hadn't been on either Uncys in months and just voted for myself on an award I'd already won! I'll be on the lookout for this "something coming up", though it's probably going to run contemporary to my national exams. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 19:33, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
Oh, when are they? My exams start next week and will end the one after. So I'll make sure they won't coincide. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:54, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
No don't bother they go on for weeks with plenty of time in between for me to get writing. If you're interested, they start 14th April and end 1st June. Sigphoto|(get dtf) 10:19, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
Ah, ok! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:34, April 4, 2015 (UTC)

edit Here it is!

As promised, we are planning out a new competition and it would be great to have you! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:21, April 20, 2015 (UTC)

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