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Contents 1 Talk Page Navigation 2 July, 2007 2.1 "Thank....you" said William Shatner 2.2 A Tightly-Knotted Thank You 2.3 Wokka wokka! 2.4 Thank you! 3 August, 2007 3.1 Thanks! 3.2 T-t-t-t-thanks, junior! 3.3 Thanks for voting 3.4 A psychic is you! 3.5 Thanks 3.6 All hail! 3.7 Thanks for voting! 4 September, 2007 4.1 Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks! 4.2 Thanks 4.3 Heaps of praise 4.4 Thank ya 4.5 Thank You 4.6 You, sir, are a hero! 4.7 Thanks for your vote! Have a whale! 4.8 cool 4.9 Genteel gratitude 4.10 Comrade 5 October, 2007 5.1 Thank you 5.2 Prepare for the thanking of your life! 5.3 Thanks! 5.4 hey 5.5 Hey, thanks buddy!!! 5.6 If only I'd known you cared, I'd have put it here in the first place 5.7 w00t! 5.8 Thanks 5.9 RED LIGHTS, and Virginia Tech Massacres. 5.10 Thanks 6 November, 2007 6.1 Excellent voting 6.2 Thank you 6.3 Thanks dude! 6.4 The villains begrudgingly thank you 7 Thanks for December, 2007 7.1 UNLIMITED POWER 7.2 Complimentary award 7.3 awesome 7.4 Thanks

[edit] Talk Page Navigation

In the interests of brevity, and to better differentiate those posts I care about from those that I couldn't give a shit about, I have split up my talk page into two sections, and given it a handy-dandy archive for old stuff. Please avoid editing my talk page directly, and use the links below to direct yourself to the correct location to drop an edit. Thanks!

Main Talk - Overview, not editable.
Chat - Talk to me, bitch, whine, etc.
Thanks - Give me an award or something

Chat Archives
Thanks Archives

[edit] July, 2007

Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck! Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:56, 10 July 2007

[edit] "Thank....you" said William Shatner

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

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Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thank you! :) --THINKER 05:42, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wokka wokka!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:02, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

[edit] August, 2007

[edit] Thanks!

Big Brother joins the entire Church of Christ, Scientist in thanking you for voting for Atomic Mass. May your blessings be multiplied in kind. And may your hairstyle always be more spectacular than that of J. Robert Oppenheimer.

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:13, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] T-t-t-t-thanks, junior!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:38, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for voting

Benjamin Franklinstein User:Martinultima thanks you
for being a true patriot (or something stupid like that) The VFH failed – but so what? Maybe like Franklinstein himself, it was just ahead of its time.
But you supported American Democracy and voted anyway, so thanks for being a true patriot –
maybe next time, we will win that Revolution, dammit!

Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...),
he sent you this nice bottle of Jolt Cola straight from his own private lab – drink at your own risk!

    Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 15:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC) |width=200px align=center valign=middle| |- |}

[edit] A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 22:10 Aug 17, 2007 22:20, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:17, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] All hail!

Thank you! For Choosing Diplomacy Cainad is glad that we could reach a diplomatic solution to this issue: you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you. Seriously though, thanks. It's nice to know that after writing over twenty articles, people will eventually feature one just to stop you from whining! (That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.)

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:38, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:36, Aug 29, 2007

[edit] September, 2007

[edit] Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:36, Sep 2, 2007

[edit] Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Heaps of praise

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Sep 10, 2007

[edit] Thank ya

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH--Sir Manforman 21:09, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You, sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Sep 16

[edit] Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends! Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

[edit] cool

You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Genteel gratitude

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. My work here is done! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:27, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~ Premier Tom Mayfair

[edit] October, 2007

[edit] Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:35, Oct 1 00:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:15, Oct 3

[edit] Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:57, Oct 12

[edit] hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:13, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, thanks buddy!!!

thanks —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Uncleraistinlove (talk • contribs)

Not a problem, man. I try hard. At least you used the right section, sort of.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   18:40, 13 October 2007 (UTC)  

[edit] If only I'd known you cared, I'd have put it here in the first place

THIS USER IS AN AUTHORITY ON
HIS OR HER CHOSEN SUBJECT

and wears this badge with pride.

—The preceding unsigned award was donated by a philanthropist who wishes to remain anonymous.

[edit] w00t!

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Your vote for UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur has earned you a free mug of OIL!!! Thank you for voting. Oh, and you might want to drink that oil fast, before the United States government declares war on you.

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OMG thx 4 voting 4 my artikle!!!!1111111 :) --THE 12:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!

You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!

May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!

Thanks for the vote.

Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:32, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RED LIGHTS, and Virginia Tech Massacres.

THANKS FOR VOTING ON RED LIGHT

NEVER STOP FOR RED LIGHTS
unless you get a festive template in return.

YES! Go massacres! Take a look at my latest VFH, if you want. self-whoring. --  BAN MAGNET! <-> 03:12, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

A special thank you from Sweatshop To reward our customers' loyalty when voting for Sweatshop at the vfh awards, Sweatshop ltd. would like to give you this £5 voucher for the store. We hope you put this gift to good use. Voucher expires 21st October 2007

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] November, 2007

[edit] Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:19, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you

<center>Thank you for voting for American (species)!</center> <center>As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.</center> <center>Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _</center>

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 03:35, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks dude!

...for helping me with my sig! (Yes I know it's all extendy. Be forewarned) I made you this...

...as a token of thanks. When I learn how to make templates, I'll give you a better one! sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 04:21, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The villains begrudgingly thank you

{{User:Jim Groovester/SIRSthanks} Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for December, 2007

[edit] UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny July 10 09:42 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

~ 16:41, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Complimentary award

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You fail! Sorry, but you did not win the Uncyclopedian Challenge. Here is your complimentary award for participating.

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Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

[edit] awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

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In recognition of your vote for UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed, Grand Adjudicator UnTalented hereby awards you with the Insignia of the Federal Dominion. Display it proudly, for it is a symbol of your pact of eternal servitude to us.

</center> Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)