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In the interests of brevity, and to better differentiate those posts I care about from those that I couldn't give a shit about, I have split up my talk page into two sections, and given it a handy-dandy archive for old stuff. Please avoid editing my talk page directly, and use the links below to direct yourself to the correct location to drop an edit. Thanks!

Main Talk - Overview, not editable.
Chat - Talk to me, bitch, whine, etc.
Thanks - Give me an award or something

Chat Archives
Thanks Archives

edit July, 2007

Newcookie Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

edit "" said William Shatner

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Bowtie2 Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thank you! :) --THINKER 05:42, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Wokka wokka!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:02, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you!

The Janitor
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, those Russians...

edit August, 2007

edit Thanks!

Thanks again! -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 05:13, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

edit T-t-t-t-thanks, junior!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:38, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting

Benjamin Franklinstein User:Martinultima thanks you
for being a true patriot (or something stupid like that) The VFH failed – but so what? Maybe like Franklinstein himself, it was just ahead of its time.
But you supported American Democracy and voted anyway, so thanks for being a true patriot –
maybe next time, we will win that Revolution, dammit!

Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...),
he sent you this nice bottle of Jolt Cola straight from his own private lab – drink at your own risk!

Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 15:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC) |width=200px align=center valign=middle|Jolt Cola Cash-In |- |}

edit A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!
Spoonforn00b Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!

We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:10 Aug 17, 2007 22:20, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:17, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit All hail!

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 09:38, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting!

Volleybeauty WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:36, Aug 29, 2007

edit September, 2007

edit Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

Child abuse The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:36, Sep 2, 2007

edit Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Heaps of praise

JustAWall The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Sep 10, 2007

edit Thank ya

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You


Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH
--Sir Manforman CUN 21:09, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

edit You, sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

Volcano The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Sep 16

edit Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

Kansasty The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!

Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

edit cool

Bomb shelter You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting
for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations.
In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb
in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Genteel gratitude

Lonely protest Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!

Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. My work here is done! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:27, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Comrade

Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle


edit October, 2007

edit Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:35, Oct 1 00:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

STMVA1 The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:15, Oct 3

edit Thanks!

Iranarmy The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:57, Oct 12

edit hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:13, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey, thanks buddy!!!

thanks The preceding unsigned comment was added by Uncleraistinlove (talk • contribs)

Not a problem, man. I try hard. At least you used the right section, sort of.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   18:40, 13 October 2007 (UTC)  

edit If only I'd known you cared, I'd have put it here in the first place

—The preceding unsigned award was donated by a philanthropist who wishes to remain anonymous.

edit w00t!

OMG thx 4 voting 4 my artikle!!!!1111111 :) --THE 12:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

User:Doovad/RA VFH

Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! --User:Doovad/sig 02:32, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit RED LIGHTS, and Virginia Tech Massacres.

YES! Go massacres! Take a look at my latest VFH, if you want. self-whoring. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:12, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

edit November, 2007

edit Excellent voting

Copyright question mark
Thank you!
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.

Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:19, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

American species2
Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:35, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks dude!

...for helping me with my sig! (Yes I know it's all extendy. Be forewarned) I made you this...

Eugenekudos a token of thanks. When I learn how to make templates, I'll give you a better one! Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 04:21, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

edit The villains begrudgingly thank you

{{User:Jim Groovester/SIRSthanks} Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

edit December, 2007


~Jewriken.GIF 16:41, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Complimentary award



edit awesome

Bakedak You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming
Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska.
Extreme caution should be used when making, eating,
or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's
oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

edit January, 2008

edit Stars Upon Stars

Thanks much? --THINKER 06:28, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Enjoy!

Modernwoodencondom There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

edit Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

SnowySnow The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Jan 14

edit Thanks

HongKong Phooey Approved Jan 2008 Thanks Dude... Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut

edit Thanks for the vote

769531427 447c16605d GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us 14:47, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Thank you for your indulgence

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