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In the interests of brevity, and to better differentiate those posts I care about from those that I couldn't give a shit about, I have split up my talk page into two sections, and given it a handy-dandy archive for old stuff. Please avoid editing my talk page directly, and use the links below to direct yourself to the correct location to drop an edit. Thanks!

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July, 2007

Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck! Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:56, 10 July 2007

"Thank....you" said William Shatner

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

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Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thank you! :) --THINKER 05:42, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Wokka wokka!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:02, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

August, 2007

Thanks!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:13, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

T-t-t-t-thanks, junior!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:38, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

Benjamin Franklinstein User:Martinultima thanks you
for being a true patriot (or something stupid like that) The VFH failed – but so what? Maybe like Franklinstein himself, it was just ahead of its time.
But you supported American Democracy and voted anyway, so thanks for being a true patriot –
maybe next time, we will win that Revolution, dammit!

Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...),
he sent you this nice bottle of Jolt Cola straight from his own private lab – drink at your own risk!

 Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 15:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC) |width=200px align=center valign=middle| |- |}

A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 22:10 Aug 17, 2007 22:20, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:17, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

All hail!

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:38, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:36, Aug 29, 2007

September, 2007

Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:36, Sep 2, 2007

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Heaps of praise

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Sep 10, 2007

Thank ya

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH--Sir Manforman 21:09, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

You, sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Sep 16

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends! Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

cool

You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Genteel gratitude

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. My work here is done! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:27, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

October, 2007

Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:35, Oct 1 00:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:15, Oct 3

Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:57, Oct 12

hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:13, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks buddy!!!

thanks —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Uncleraistinlove (talk • contribs)

Not a problem, man. I try hard. At least you used the right section, sort of.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   18:40, 13 October 2007 (UTC)  

If only I'd known you cared, I'd have put it here in the first place

—The preceding unsigned award was donated by a philanthropist who wishes to remain anonymous.

w00t!

OMG thx 4 voting 4 my artikle!!!!1111111 :) --THE 12:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:32, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

RED LIGHTS, and Virginia Tech Massacres.

YES! Go massacres! Take a look at my latest VFH, if you want. self-whoring. --  Le Cejak • <-> 03:12, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

November, 2007

Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:19, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for voting for American (species)! As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do. Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 03:35, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks dude!

...for helping me with my sig! (Yes I know it's all extendy. Be forewarned) I made you this...

...as a token of thanks. When I learn how to make templates, I'll give you a better one! sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 04:21, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

The villains begrudgingly thank you

{{User:Jim Groovester/SIRSthanks} Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

December, 2007

UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny May 22 07:27 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

~ 16:41, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Complimentary award

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

January, 2008

Stars Upon Stars

Thanks much? --THINKER 06:28, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Jan 14

Thanks

Phooey Approved Jan 2008 Thanks Dude... Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Thanks for the vote

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:47, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your indulgence

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:12, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

March, 2008

OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:48, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

July, 2008

Thanks for Vote

Thanks;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:10, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today!

~ Readmesoon

May, 2009

Thanks!

Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you! Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:30 18 May 2009

July, 2009

PMS

THANK YOU! In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard. For your enjoyment and pleasure. Love and respect ~ Huggybear

-- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:20, 19 Jul

November, 2009

Shucks!

Hot diggity, boy! You caught that fish so good that Necropaxx is gonna thank you! "Thank you." ~ Necropaxx

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:48, Nov 29 2009

Thanks!

Avast! We at The Pirate Bay thank you for your support of our operations! If ever you find yourself in Sweden, drop by the Bay and enjoy our hospitality.

--Andorin Kato 07:27, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

November, 2009

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank

Miley Spears thanks you for voting For the VFH nominated Jamie Lynn Spears. It was selected as the Feature article for November 19, 2009!

Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:08, November 26, 2009 (UTC)