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In the interests of brevity, and to better differentiate those posts I care about from those that I couldn't give a shit about, I have split up my talk page into two sections, and given it a handy-dandy archive for old stuff. Please avoid editing my talk page directly, and use the links below to direct yourself to the correct location to drop an edit. Thanks!
edit July, 2007
|Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
|Auspicious Blessings Upon You!|
Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon
edit "Thank....you" said William Shatner
edit A Tightly-Knotted Thank You<center>
|Thank you for choosing the Bow tie|
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.
Thank you! :) --THINKER 05:42, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Wokka wokka!
edit Thank you!
Oh, those Russians...
edit August, 2007
edit T-t-t-t-thanks, junior!
edit Thanks for voting
Benjamin Franklinstein User:Martinultima thanks you
for being a true patriot (or something stupid like that) The VFH failed – but so what? Maybe like Franklinstein himself, it was just ahead of its time.
But you supported American Democracy and voted anyway, so thanks for being a true patriot –
maybe next time, we will win that Revolution, dammit!
Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...),
he sent you this nice bottle of Jolt Cola straight from his own private lab – drink at your own risk!
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edit A psychic is you!
|Your A Big Psychic Now!|
|Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!
We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?
edit All hail!
For Choosing Diplomacy
Cainad is glad that we could reach a diplomatic solution to this issue:
you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you.
Seriously though, thanks. It's nice to know that after writing over twenty articles,
people will eventually feature one just to stop you from whining!
(That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.)
--09:38, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
edit Thanks for voting!
|WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.|
|When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... |
Oh, never mind...
21:36, Aug 29, 2007
edit September, 2007
edit Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!
|The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.|
|Remember, it's for their own damn good!|
04:36, Sep 2, 2007
edit Heaps of praise
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.|
|That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.|
Thanks very much for your vote!03:22, Sep 10, 2007
edit Thank ya
edit Thank You
edit You, sir, are a hero!
...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.
|The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.|
04:23, Sep 16
edit Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!
|The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!
Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!
|You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting|
for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations.
In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb
in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.
edit Genteel gratitude
|Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.|
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!
Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.
Thanks for your vote.
| Thank you for supporting me for|
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
edit October, 2007
edit Thank you
|This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!
Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!
edit Prepare for the thanking of your life!
Prepared yet? TOO LATE!
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.|
|What a mouth-full...|
Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name!01:15, Oct 3
|The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.|
|The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!|
edit Hey, thanks buddy!!!
- Not a problem, man. I try hard. At least you used the right section, sort of.
edit If only I'd known you cared, I'd have put it here in the first place
OMG thx 4 voting 4 my artikle!!!!1111111 :) --THE 12:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
edit RED LIGHTS, and Virginia Tech Massacres.
--12:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
edit November, 2007
edit Excellent voting
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.
Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.
--02:19, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
edit Thank you
edit Thanks dude!
...for helping me with my sig! (Yes I know it's all extendy. Be forewarned) I made you this...
...as a token of thanks. When I learn how to make templates, I'll give you a better one!04:21, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
edit The villains begrudgingly thank you
edit December, 2007
edit UNLIMITED POWER
|Thank you muchly |
16:41, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
edit Complimentary award
|You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming |
Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska.
Extreme caution should be used when making, eating,
or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's
oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.
Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
edit January, 2008
edit Stars Upon Stars
Thanks much? --THINKER 06:28, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
|There you go son!
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!
edit Sorry I'm late
Enjoy your late thankin'.
|The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.|
|Beware the white stuff!|
-04:15, Jan 14
edit Thanks for the vote
|GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.|
Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--14:47, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
edit Thank you for your indulgence