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edit Who was that?! Oh, a newcomer. Nevermind me...

Fifthelement

Luvvy's a bit paranoid and thinks you're out to get her... No, really she's just a bit unstable... But darn cute once you get to know her... Really, she is...

Hello Ethanol85, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? This is a semi-automated greet message that requires me to even thwack a few buttons to get this thing to appear on your page. I'm not lazy, just practical. And cute... Never to forget cute... Stop rambling, Luv! Ah, where was I? If you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person perfect being putting her nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:

If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm probably still on-line, heck, I'm likely glued to my keyboard, for a change). You can also ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.

Again, welcome!  -- ---- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:39, 14 Apr

edit So you want a Mum, huh?

I think I should express how flattered I am. You still want to be stuck with me as your UnMum? Ah well... You want me to sign the paper work? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:55, 14 Apr

edit Okay, Kiddo

I'm going to watch your talk page for any questions that might pop up. Also, you can always ask Gramps for help if I'm not available, which might occasionally happen, as I do have a full time job... (He'll be happy to help n00bs, if her remembers where his slippers are...) Ah, back to the point. Have you read the links suggested in my semi-automated welcome message? If not, start there, and then get started... Mum

Thanks for the information UnMum. It's son. I did read those links and some of them were helpful. Ethanol85 16:26, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Now for a few basics. When discussing on talk pages, it seems to be the habit to indent your comment by adding : in front of your line.

One indents the text with one.
Two does so with two.
Surprisingly, a pattern can be seen by the third ;)
If not, here's a fourth to give you an idea of what the deuce is going on...
Have you figured out how to make subpages yet? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:36, 15 Apr
Thanks you for the help. I am not sure I know how to make subpages. Could you please show me. I don't have the need to make one at the current moment. Ethanol85 14:30, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Let's say you want to have a sandbox of your own... It can be really practical having one when you're still working on articles that aren't ready to be kicked out into the cruel world out in the main space yet... You make your own by adding to the address in the nav bar of your browser, so for example my sandbox is at (URLyaddayadda...)User:Luvvy/Sandbox or then we just construct a link [[User:Luvvy/Sandbox]]. We can use the same principle in making you one of your own: User:Ethanol85/Sandbox. You get the idea?
Then to address another "issue" that will eventually come up... You can also start making your own signature if you want... :P Make a subpage for your sig User:Ethanol85/sig and create the signature there. I'll dig out the instructions once I find them. I've seen them somewhere around here... /me wanders off, mumbling to herself...-- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:32, 18 Apr
Since you will eventually ask it anyways... To make your sig, create the subpage for your sig as I told you, then go to your preferences and put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ethanol85/sig}} <small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}}</small> as your "nickname" and tick the raw signature box. When it's done, you're supposed to sign with just three tildes ~~~ in stead of four. Try it out. Mum signing out. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:03, 18 Apr

edit Signature

Look at my new signature. E85 15:00, 21 Apr

I would almost suggest you to link to your user page and talk page from your code. Easiest way to do so is to steal someone else's code and give it a tweak... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:57, 21 Apr

E85

Here's one I made for you. Give it a tweak and use if you feel like it... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 07:06, 22 Apr

Thanks, I made it green. E85 15:54, 22 Apr
It looks nice and fresh. Mum's so proud. *sniffle* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:56, 22 Apr
Oh, I noticed you added something to Irish deer. In stead of commenting on it like you did, I reported it for Quick Vote For Deletion. You should probably familiarise yourself with that sort of community beneficial pages. If you're not into Voting for the deletion of crappy articles, you can also report them in the Poopsmith's Lounge, where Gramps and his esteemed colleagues will know what to do with them. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:12, 22 Apr

edit Uhh...what are you doing?

Hey, if you see a really crappy microstub that was created less than a week ago, put it on QVFD. If it's less than a week old but might be salvageable, tag it ICU. If a page is older than a week but is still shit, first put the page on VFD, then add the template. Adding the template does nothing. It's a stupid template. Lazy, too. No one wants to give it a job. Damn lazy template. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:51, Apr 23

I am sorry about that. Thanks for the advice. I will do that in the future. E85 14:37, 24 Apr
No problem, happy editing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:39, Apr 24
Oh hey, I probably should've told you this, but when you tag a page ICU, you have to do it like {{ICU|~~~~~|sub=***sub option goes here***}}, with a sub option after that sub= bit--check out this page to see how it's done, and all the available options for sub tags. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:47, Apr 24
Thankies, Uncle Led, even I didn't know that, I don't know if I've ever used the template, so I forgot all about it... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:58, 25 Apr
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