User talk:EpicAwesomeness

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edit Vfd

That. Pup 08:52 11 Feb '12

edit No

I was actually just admiring the view. Pup 09:13 11 Feb '12

Whuh? I thought this was a robbery. You are wearing a balaclava after all. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:19, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
It's not a balaclava - I just need to shave. Pup 09:44 11 Feb '12

edit Your happy monkey topic

Happymonkey2012

Your topic my dear EpicAwesomeness is: Function (mathematics).

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just licked your spoon clean!)

--ShabiDOO 12:00, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit You might appreciate...

...this Pup 02:31 14 Feb '12

Of course, the funniest bit is that when I first began to rewrite the article once it was put on VFD, about half of it was just copyandpasted from Wikipedia anyway -- so no wonder they're laughing. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:15, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

edit HMC 2012

2012HappyMonkeyHonourable

Very close call with the scoring. Really great article and concept and the other judges agreed. Should be ready for featuring in no time. You are one of the three honourable mentions. Thanks a lot for participating in the comeptition and turning out some great material. --ShabiDOO 05:05, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 1 March 2012

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Function (mathematics), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

edit Yo, happy monkey sad?

Where did your Function (mathematics) go??? If you huffed it, put it back (stomping foot), for it is a historic page in the Happy Monkey contest. And it surely is a feature with some polishing, so I'm as confused as a monkey. Thanks! Aleister 22:15 13-3-'12

Never mind, it's there, it was just misspelled on the Happy Monkey page and showed up as a red link. Aleister 10:16 14-3-'12

edit The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:45, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:33, Apr 5

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:46, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:48, Apr 19

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:45, Apr 26

edit Pee Buddy contest!!

We are now at the crucial stage of judging the magnificent UnNews article on THIS PAGE! Thanks for your participation. Expect at least a week for the judging to be completed. *Drumroll* I know it will be awfully hard to sleep until the week is completed, but that's what sleeping pills are for. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:21, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee Buddy contest!!

UnNews microphone

Congratulations EpicAwesomeness!
You have come 2nd in the 2012 Pee Buddy awards


The full results are here! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:16, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

I also nominated it on VFH :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:50, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:04 May 25 2012

edit Fix your signature

The rule limiting signatures to 15px surely covers the case that an icon jumps around on the page more than 15px from where it's supposed to be. Yours violates the "exceedingly annoying" clause in Section 1.1. Spıke ¬ 11:30 9-Jun-12

I simplified his sig and it doesn't jump around anymore. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 9 June 2012

Cheers. Spıke ¬ 12:40 9-Jun-12

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 09:55, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 00:36, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:48, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 08:09, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 16:45, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 14:43, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:11, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:VFH/13 year old intelligence (2th)

I lolled.                               Puppy's talk page10:58 02 Sep

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:45, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:13 (UTC)

edit Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:45 (UTC)

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:54 Dec 12 2012

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:21 (UTC)

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:12 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 14:54, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Hello there good sir!

If you are alive again are you expecting UnSignpost deliveries to be resumed? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:27, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

Yes please sir! Good that there's one thing here that's working... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:35, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
Everything is working fine bar a few old competitions however all seems quiet currently as many are on holiday. If you had made your return to this site a few weeks ago you would have seen that we have a large and happy active user group. Welcome back! When the next UnSignpost comes out it shall be delivered here. Any UnSignposts you missed can be found at the UnSignpost archive page. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:47, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
Welcome back EA. Thanks for your edits to the Daily Mail article. I see you dropped over to see the other site. All users are welcome to stay here or there or be active on both. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:25, July 24, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, since I'm kind of annoyed about how clumsily the fork looks to have been handled in retrospect, I'll just hover around on both Uncyclopedias for now. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 14:33, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

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