User talk:EnvyAddiction

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edit Yes, hello.

Yes, how goes? I've noticed that you've created two account (via the user rights log). Will you be using this account, or User:PShanosky? Because technically speaking, we don't allow multiple accounts here, and so I have to ban one of them or something. I'll leave this message on both talk pages. Thanks. -RAHB 20:49, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

I realized after creating this one that problems might occur. You can ban or otherwise destroy the User:PShanosky account. This is the one I intended to use. EnvyAddiction 08:35, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Groovy. Thanks, man. Also apparently nobody ever gave you a proper welcome, so allow me to rectify that. -RAHB 02:10, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit Welcome!


Don't mind me. I'm just here for the enem- I MEAN WELCOME! WELCOME!

Hello, EnvyAddiction, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, my name is RAHB, and I'll be your guide through the mystical land of Uncyclopedia. We'll begin the tour with a few helpful links for noobies:

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Now that that's out of the way, take a look to your right, and you'll notice some more links, these ones are about help in general:

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:EnvyAddiction/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page, and also check out the link I mentioned earlier. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We are a humor wiki, so don't worry about taking things too seriously. We're here to have a good time and to have a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. Once more, thank you for your contributions and welcome! I'll be seeing you around. -RAHB 02:10, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

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