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edit Ahaha

Oh, my bad dude. Haha. --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 00:23, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Wibbly Pig

Yeah, I see what you're doing there, and having nephews of that age, I quite like it. But can we not create a category for it? Thanks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:01, Mar 30

I created one but it got huffed ("fucking pointless category"). English peasant 10:03, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that was me - sorry I was a little harsh, I get bugged by category spam, and I'd assumed that was your intention, leaping effortlessly to the wrong conclusion with all the grace of a hippo. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:13, Mar 30
What about Category:Articles about a subject written in the style of fans of the subject? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Tuesday, 21:09, Mar 30 2010 UTC
Good suggestion, I put it on the category to avoid ruining the narrative of the piece. English peasant 21:55, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit While I'm here...

Love as a mental disorder was a previous angle for that article, and one that was written out of the article with that rewrite. I don't know that {{Mental}} really fits there any more. How would you feel about my removing that? User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigheil Tuesday, 21:13, Mar 30 2010 UTC

Not too bothered about Love, as long as you don't remove Homosexuality, many of my friends are poofs and if they couldn't see the funny side I'd have to give them a lot of shit about being pissy over-sensitive queers. Where I come from, if its not offensive its not funny. English peasant 21:21, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

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edit Your mum

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER The preceding unsigned comment was added by 92.2.113.25 (talk • contribs)

Well thank you for sharing your witty remarks with us. Well done English peasant 20:49, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
Looks like you have a new fan. ;) —Pelozurian (talk) 04:07, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

edit Your mum

YOUR MOTHER IS KNOWN FOR HER UNCONTROLLABLE, VORACIOUS SEXUAL APPETITE AND IS CURRENTLY IN THERAPY FOR HER SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER. I HOPE SHE GETS WELL AND BEST OF WISHES MOTHERFUCKERThe preceding unsigned comment was added by MsuCarencro (talk • contribs)

Her serious psychological disorder (singular), why that's the kindest thing I think anyone has ever said about her. English peasant 22:27, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your mum

YOUR MOTHER WHO SUCKS COCKS IN HELL ALSO WEARS A STUPID HAT WHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL LOOKING The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aleister in Chains (talk • contribs)

Read the instructions on my userpage. Abusive comments should go there not here. Thank you. English peasant 00:12, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your mom

YOUR MOTHER IS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE A MEME THAT IS SO DEAD IT HAS BEEN BURNED BURIED AND THEN EXHUMED AND MIXED WITH LIME DUST AND ADDED TO AN AIR CANNON THAT IS LET OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A TROPICAL CYCLONE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SOUTH PACIFIC ISLAND WHICH HAS THEN BEEN USED AS A NUCLEAR TEST SITE BY A COUNTRY THAT IS NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE AS IT WAS PREVIOUSLY PART OF A COMMUNIST REGIME THAT EVENTUALLY GOT EATEN UP BY A DICTATORIAL REPUBLIC MOTHERFUCKER. The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)

[applause] —Pelozurian (talk) 01:35, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

edit Your dad

NO ONE REALLY LIKES TO TALK ABOUT HIM MOTHERFUCKER. The preceding unsigned comment was added by MsuCarencro (talk • contribs)

My Dad bummed your Dad English peasant 17:45, April 30, 2010 (UTC)


edit Come to Daddy

I can't help noticing that you appear to be an Aphex Twin fan. Well done! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:59, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Haiz

Long time no see!

The preceding unsigned comment was added by MsuCarencro (talk • contribs)

Bin busy

The preceding unsigned comment was added by English peasant (talk • contribs)

edit Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Stanley Unwin, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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edit Late dance part 1

My computer was down yesterday =(, so i'm giving out 2 dances today.

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Now i'm off to give out "Late dance part 2" Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

edit English Peasant?

In Yorkshire? How did you survive Peasant Shooting Season? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I moved to Ibiza before the season started. English peasant 09:09, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
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