User talk:Enemyatthegates

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edit Disclaimer.

If you having nothing Nice to say, or you're going to attempt to access my system. don't even try. --Soviet Butt Munch Hissy Tantrum 01:08, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Things I get cravings for.

Somtimes I just get a craving for sex.--User Log slur (AT ME!)

edit Silly Session

All looks good to me - well done. You're quite right about IP users - they often find the site, write something half-hearted (and frequently half-witted) and then vanish off into the Internet ether forever. Also, you're right in saying Silly Session had some potential - it's good to see ICU succeeding for one, ie; the tag is placed on an article that's not entirely devoid of point and somebody taking note and knocking it into shape. Are you up to the task of sorting out the spelling - there's not a huge number of errors, but examples include borring, untisels and a couple of others? The capitalisation could do with a few adjustments here and there too. Neither is crucial - if we worried too much about spellings on Uncyclopedia we'd get so caught up in it we'd never get anything else done, but if you want to do more for this article that'd be worth the effort. Any ideas for pictures? I haven't played a computer game since about 1983, so I know nothing about the subject and as a result am not the best person to find images. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Arisaka Type 38 Carbine

Thank you for this new contribution. I have edited it to make the typography more typical of Uncyclopedia articles; for example, the introduction doesn't need a heading saying "Introduction." Unfortunately, the humor doesn't jump out at me; it is either very subtle and aimed at a niche audience, or you did not realize that this is a humor wiki, or at least you are writing this more to inform than to entertain. Happy editing! Spıke Ѧ 00:28 5-Jul-13

If you are replying by your Change Summary (the humor of this page is that it is so factual and serious) then the humor of this page is that it doesn't seem to be a humor article at all. So I would ask you to try to amuse the prospective reader (a random person from somewhere in the English-speaking world), and not only yourself. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 01:20 5-Jul-13
I have userspaced this is now located at User:Enemyatthegates/Arisaka Type 38 Carbine where you may work on it at your leisure. It still appears unfinished, and as is, is not suitable for mainspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:40, July 20, 2013 (UTC)
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