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Roses are red, Violets are blue,
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~Premier Tom Mayfair
00:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Hello there. I'm Claudius, nice to meet you. As the creator of the Divine Retribution template I thought I would stop by and talk to you about your recent additions. I like Decapitation Disease article and the inclusion of marriage (of course!), but the liberals article? What up with that? That article is very messy... What was your inspiration there? Also the image is going to have to be enlarged slightly to fit the size of the template box...--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 21:16, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
I gave you no cookie! NOW go play in traffic. Demonbob 14:30, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
| This foul knave hath been slain.|
If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.
The great and noble knight Kalir
|Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie!|
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For giving me 2 cookies (one for Abyss, one as a bribe). ~ 16:27, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Could you put ZorkRR on Departure of Fun for me? I don't wanna get in trouble for doing it incorrectly ><. You can have that cookie if you do! Demonbob 13:50, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks the cookie is yours! Demonbob 14:01, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
...for your vote on Embracing Mediocrity. It's fun to attempt to tap into human neuroses every now and again, but better still when the people around you all point and say, "It's so true!"... and you know you got it right. Thanks for helping me get my article feautured. :) ~ T. (talk) 04:37, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
I nom'd Canada on VFH. As I type this it is stuck at +5 (no "Against"s, joy!). As you are registered with the Department of Canadian Uncylopedians of Canada I, and indeed all Canadians, encourage you to vote. "For" or "Agin", I don't care which, as long as it's a vote for "for". Granted, it's pure ego for me, as it was the first page that I really tried to improve, but still... Modusoperandi 04:57, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
I helped you get a better page by losing the weirdo content box on top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Go 16:32, 28 October 2006 (UTC), saviour of souls
Welcome to My Inner Circle!
| Welcome, Slave!|
Hello, Emmzee, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members:
For your information, I am the one who created Grueslayer, not you. You just helped me.
Trar 11:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Unfortunately, that tune would be a pain in the ass to rap to. You might need to move a few words around and then I can get some background music for you. --thematrixeætsyou, the leader (talk) (flames) 08:45, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews
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- This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Get saved! 22:35, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
hey hey hey
|NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!|
|For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.|
|"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."|
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|Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I|
El Zoof 00:26, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Stoner High School
Hello, just wanted to let you know that I broke down the Stoner High School article into subpages so it's easier to read. Hope this properly addresses your concerns. -- 00:05, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Keep the music up
You actually sounded quite good in 13-year-old rap. Keep the good stuff up.
Image request apology
...on my talkpage. *sigh* -- 15:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
It was actually user:Contestant who did your article on audio. I can, however, take credit for uploading it to Uncyclopediacast, thereby adding my little iota to the chaos that is existence. Get saved! 21:21, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote!
Thanks for the Support!
You asked nicely...=
| High Gen. Grue,|
has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.
Happy Chairman AwardBloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!
Are you going to start work on it or what? --L 05:40, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Please put a disclaimer saying that I, Trar, am the original creator of Game:Grueslayer, 'cuz you know it's true.
(PS. Recruit more peoplez please, you will be rewarded if you help enough!)
MSPaint NinjastarI award Emmzee an MSPaint Ninjastar for all the images he did for Grueslayer. –Trar
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Everything goes easier after this.
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Now go play in traffic.
Sorry for asking, but...
How about The Abyss be the first game, be the second game, and Grueslayer be the final game in a trilogy? It would take a lot of editing(especially starting and ending pages), but I think we can do it. What do you think? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 22:01, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
An Award for Grueslayer
Grue NinjastarFor creating Grueslayer, thereby giving me another thing to waste my life on. –Anotherpongo
|Weasel3689 would like to thank you for |
Lord of the Flies.
06:05, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote...
Just wanted to again thank you for your Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame 02:11, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!
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|For voting on Gallows Humor|
"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"
Finger cymbals ting-a-ling for you!
|Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!|
|For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman|
Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!
Dame22:09, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Much appreciated!!! :) --THINKER 04:33, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
|In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.
Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.
- - Sir Roger 06:47, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
- ...Shit. --Emmzee 01:58, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
- If not, i'll take your place. Plus, do you know about PvP? Anyway, trar was banned unfairly. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:01, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks again!!! --THINKER 06:52, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Making the Band
|Metal God(dess) Award
This user has shown an ample capacity to rock the fuck out. As such, he/she has been chosen by His Awesomeness, DiZ to take part in the greatest musical undertaking ever conceived.
In other words, you are now an official member of my band. Way to go. And remember, drummers get all the chicks. (that the rest of the band doesn't want, ~cough~) --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:49, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Listen, I am VERY VERY SORRY about what happened. We thought you were retired, gone, even dead. But we won't make THAT mistake again, no-sir-ree! Conniving was just a replacement, and as of now, he is now an Implementor again, and you are now a Creator again. Everything is back to normal. Let's hope Conniving understands...... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:17, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
Go to the Grueslayer Talk Page. This concerns you a great deal.
I will say no more. Conniving 12:15, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
|<center>Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous|
Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.</center>
"I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens" is not a notable Internet saying
Ahem. Could you please make a case to the contrary? --L 07:07, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
GrueslayerWell, are you going to help me revive it? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 09:40, 25 April 2009 (UTC)