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| Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. |
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
22:27, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
|Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and|
realised they had
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!
Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church
May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
|Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd|
--15:57, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
|Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!|
|Happy Birthday, |
This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic,
Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a
Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget,
Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded.
So be good, or else.
Keep it up, e|m|c, maybe Santa will get you a nice little chinchilla-size sweater this year so I can carry you in my purse and eventually neglect you and somehow still be petrified when I find you shriveled up at the bottom of the bag, dead, with the last remnants of a final meal of lipstick and fabric lint still on your mouth. And wiht that thought, Merry Christmas! --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:22, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
|ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!|
You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:18, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
|Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch|
Just came by to check my messages, and noticed this. Just to be clear, are you voting against my article based on merit, or are you voting against the nominator? If it's not to your taste, that's fine... it is liked by a number of gifted writers I respect, and that's about all the reward I need. If the latter, I'd ask you to review the VFH rules and give further consideration to who your vote is actually penalizing. ~ 04:20, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
| SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,|
and realised they had
SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.
|Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas.|
As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
From Santa Claus.