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Heavy breathing, torn spincter, blood everywhere and then the sighs. Another successful rape completed on time! Whoa, that nom was a surprise and out of the blue. You are a nice terrorist. Thanks! Unexpected things always make me cum faster than expected. Aleister 19:22 26-5-'11

my name is fat roger and i am going to die soon

remember me when i have died of diabetes and you think of me FatRoger 21:38, May 28, 2011 (UTC

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

like, really!--Funnybony  Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:35, May 29

Archiving VFD

I shouldn't have to remind you of this seeing as you were a poopsmith before, but please, when you archive closed articles, remember to remove the {{VFD}} tags and put the {{oldvfd}} tags on the talkpages; that's as much a part of it as putting the pages in the archive. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:40, 31 May 2011

Actually, I've asked around, and scratch that. You're not a poopsmith and never really were; when folks finally noticed, you were allowed to keep your claim of the position on the assumption that you knew what to do and how to do it, but that was apparently in error, considering this. Poopsmiths clean up after the admins; they do not take down active nominations. Due to that and an apparent lack of any other smithing-related contributions from you, I've removed your name from the poopsmiths list, so please don't poopsmith at all, nor attempt to readd yourself.
Know that if you do, or if you use this as an excuse to create further drama, I will not hesitate to ban you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:38, 31 May 2011


Hi EMC. I noticed you're interested reorganizing the Missing Users Project? I initially helped Dr. Skullthumper when he created the list (and, unfortunately, largely contributed to its present state). I'd be happy to help if I can. Maybe the list should be separated into differant "generations" of users.

  • Golden Age (2005-2006)
  • Silver Age (2007-2008)
  • Bronze Age (2009-2010)
  • Modern Age (2011)

The names could be reorganized into a table as a more detailed version of this page instead of the basic list we have now. On a related note, I had an idea for a writing contest that could be sponsored by the project. The basic concept was a single-elimination tournament, or even a PLS-like event, to lure retired users back for a one-time appearance. There were close to 100 names on the list last I checked but, realisticly, how many do you think could actually be contacted to participate? MadMax 19:24, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Woah woah woah woah, who said 2009 was "classic" Uncyclopedia? That's the equivalent of Skully era Simpsons, by any means. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:29, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Fixed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:34, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 2, 2011 (UTC)


Thank you so much for your vote for May Writer of the Month, I really appreciate it! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 0047 EST 6 June 2011

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

wasabism Wasabism which was founded by Conswalo Wasabism is a new age movement that to begin with was based solely on a social networking group. Now after lots of research and hard work there are many groups starting up in different parts of the world. Some we are pleased to see are not just online. It is of the up most importance for these people who follow this way of life to keep it secret. All of the information and shared media is available for free. We believe in freedom of information and freedom of speech. Here is where we lock out the thought police and fight against the policing of the internet! If you like, this is a kind of religion, but instead of rules there are guidelines. With Wasabism the most important guidelines are secrecy, learning, generosity and kindness. To often people go through this world in there day to day lives with out any consideration for others. There is now a growing lack of kindness which is very sad. One of the main aim's of Wasabism is to spread kindness and to try and give more with out the demand of something in return. This is why all information and media is shared for free. The second aim is to educate through independent study and debate. Information is mostly provided be Conswalo Wasabi however information you send us can be added to. Lastly learn to enjoy every situation with an element of fun and happiness. Be warned some people may find that some of the topics on this website are disturbing. Who is Conswalo Wasabi Conswalo Wasabi was born in Hong Kong on the 2nd of December 1920 after ten years his owners realised that he was not an ordinary hamster this particular hamster had not aged he did not look older and had never been sick in the whole ten years that they had him as a pet. Naturally as his owners died he was passed on until he came across an elderly woman whom happened to be a witch, she looked after him for many years but in the year of 1961 she became very ill and as everyone was visiting her on her death bed she called for the hamster Conswalo Wasabi to be brought to her. After everyone had left the room a powerful spell was cast with the last dying breath of this elderly woman. Some say Conswalo was cursed to an endless life with the intelligence of a man others claim it was a gift but when people finally begin to realise the power that was left to that hamster it didn't matter either way.

In the year 1974 thirteen years after the witch’s death Conswalo Wasabi had learned to write and had learned basic communication skills he was able to work out maths equations and began to read books. In 1981 the company Wasabi Industries was launched this company was designed to invest in small to medium sized projects of all different kinds giving the people who had good ideas the money and support that they otherwise wouldn't have. After several law suites that are now not legally aloud to be mentioned Conswalo Wasabi finally became the first Millionaire hamster. Some say that the only thing keeping him alive today is the thrill of supporting projects that would otherwise not get off the ground and the belief in him on his quest to fight for the freedom for inventions, enterprises and ideas no matter how controversial.

Because of his up bringing Conswalo Wasabi is one of the only hamsters in the world to be a genuine pagan he worships the mother, maiden and crone goddess as did the one who created him. This year Conswalo Wasabi turned 89 years old this makes him by far the oldest hamster in the world. If you would like to know more about Conswalo Wasabi please find him on the social website Mr Conswalo Wasabi Is also the founder of The Online Museum Of Computer Hacking Cracking and Viruses. A team of researchers spent weeks collecting the wonderful programs and such like to go in the museum. Mr Conswalo Wasabi Also owns and runs a Dedicated members only website which is attached to his secret order. This being the order of the purple jumper. Conswalo Wasabi sponsors both and As these companies would not be able to run online without his constant help. Who is Conswalo Wasabi

I am Mr Conswalo Wasabi

I have been running the Secret Order Of The Purple Jumper on Facebook I am a 90 year old Hamster and the founder of Wasabism

As many of you may have questioned what is my real identity? Well this i intend to keep privet few people know the actual identity of Conswalo Wasabi

If you look hard enough you will find out who is behind the Hamster. That my friends is all i can say We are not going to pretend that this hamster is real however Conswalo Wasabi is an Idea, he is a pseudonym to protect all the people pulling the strings if you will. We will not clarify who or how many or in fact any information to the general public. Conswalo Wasabi will continue to achieve goals and support Idears, Wasabi Industries will grow and eventually everyone will be asking the one question............ Who is Conswalo Wasabi.

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

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Sir Roger 00:56, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

It's vs. Its

I can't believe I missed that. Good catch, and thanks for making the change. ~  Humbuck Talk 23:59, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Rand Paul

Thanks for the addition on the article bro, it really blends well with the rest and I lolled! I guess I'll have to document myself on Aqua Buddha, seems like a great cult leader lol :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:34, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Wow than you for that purple spleen award, since I came here to Uncy (an ED anal rejection I am afraid) I learned the ropes of a wiki here and I am full of good intentions towards Uncy. The little gesture is prety much appreciated, kind sir, as I forgot all the memes that plagued ED. Over 9,000 thanks. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:01, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

This is Blue131321

Good thing I have a big, pretty, sock farm, dear chinchilla. See you tomorrow. Recipelover12 15:40, July 22, 2011 (UTC) make up for his small penis and lack of self worth. Look forward to it... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hey Recipedude! How much do the socks cost? Can I buy one for my Aunt Louise? -- Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:11, 22 July 2011

You are my best friend

Hey...would you mind taking down the tag from Alien IQ Test. Thanks for picking out that one. It was a great idea. I've made it keepable for now and plan to make it a nice article if possible. Sorry it takes away from your score. That one article may make all the difference!!! --ShabiDOO 15:41, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipops page

Ummm... I won't bother reverting you. But can I ask what the hell you are doing? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:15, July 29, 2011 (UTC)


Watch who you call a "n00btard". I've done much better things than you. Nyah. -- Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 09:45, 29 July 2011

Hey! It`s me! You remember me? We were at the same team! I meant, are!

Hey, I`d like to inform that I`ve made the first competition page! It`s this! You can contribute it to better shape, but there is also one free place for another article! Maybe YOU want to write it, who knows. But, the competition is on! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 08:05 3 August 2011

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, August 11, 2011 (UTC)


Hey, um, you sent me a welcome email? (Probably automatic but whatever). And this whole adopt a n00b program seems pretty cool, so if you don't have too many other people to mentor, then could maybe please I have a little help with stuff now and then? From Bookthief

Thank you! --Bookthief 12:08, August 12, 2011 (UTC)Bookthief

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Dear Electrocuted Coffee-Flavored Crepuscular Rodent: How are you? I am well. We should talk.

Regarding File:Flex mah pecs.gif: I would prefer if you reverted your edit of that file's keywords. Uncyclopedia's current image search system is, after all, quite unintelligent, and is utterly unhelpful. I did not at all use the word "gay" lightly in that summary, nor as a substitute for "retarded", nor, in fact, as an insult at all, but, rather, to help make the search for images on Uncyclopedia slightly less of a time-sucking failure-fest. Having that word in the keyword summary could be useful. Consider an Uncyclopedia article writer who is looking for an image that is demonstrative of comically-stereotypical "gay" culture or attributes. I think that picture fills the bill.

Consider this: how many straight men do you know who have the time, the energy, or even the desire to sculpt their bodies to look like the one in that image? To spend hour upon hour heaving large pieces of metal and grunting, inside an enclosed space with other sweaty, grunting men, whilst commenting admiringly on each others' bodies[1]—and for a purpose as pointless as that? For strength, muscle definition is not anywhere near as important as muscle mass. Well-defined muscles like those are quite useless for any other reason than preening for one's girlfriend, or, more likely, for making other men jealous. (Have you ever seen Olympic weightlifters? Those guys are concerned with strength, not prettiness. They're strong enough to break your average "bodybuilder" in half over their knees—yet they are built like bowling balls with heads, not Roman statues.)

My personal feeling on the subject is that, yes, getting exercise is good for me, and it certainly would be nice to somehow magically end up looking like a chunk of chiseled Greek marble. However, I'm not obsessed with my body image enough to spend hours sculpting specific attributes of it. People who are, I believe, tend to be either (a) women, or (b) gay blokes. I'm not being judgmental, just stating something that, whilst possibly stereotypical, still contains a seed of truth. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 23:22, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

  1. And bodybuilders do that!
How many straight men? A lot of them, in fact. That is not an inherently gay thing to do; whether to impress men or women, muscles can be... well, impressive. And stuff. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:35, 1 September 2011
Yes, Lyrithya, but...but...*sigh*...I guess I buried the point too deeply while I was bloviating. My point is, for an article that uses gay stereotypes for comedic purposes, this image might be useful. Myeh! I dunno. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 23:56, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:08, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:30, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

-- Tophat headless 00:44, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:25, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Herod's Diner.....

And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers."

Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!-- DRStrangesig5   Sherman   Fingertalk   15:48, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote

...on that UnNews piece I did. Also, thanks for never being around. Fondness makes the heart abscess. Or something.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Oct 22 '11 11:56 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:15, 27 October 2011

Happy Halloween!

-- Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:19

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:51, 3 November 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:48, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 17 November 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 24 November 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:15, 1 December 2011

You fugly Bieber fan!

Foolitzer Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize
This user has been nominated for the Foolitzer Prize—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize.
Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:32, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 December 2011

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--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:25, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:54, 29 December 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:00, 12 January 2012

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:06, 19 January 2012

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia


than this? --ShabiDOO 11:33, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:23, 10 February 2012

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

You were mentioned in a forum...

here. Figure you might want a right to reply. Pup 12:42 25 Feb '12


Since you are an admin and are here, the features need changing badly. This is the third day for Somalia, and before that others were forgotten and the que not refreshed. Maybe you can just fill up three or four days in a row, and the hell with the Academy Awards! Thanks. Aleister 00:22 28-2-'12

I'm not an admin. Sorry. I'll let someone in IRC know though. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:27 Feb 28 2012
Seriously? I thought my whole time here that you were an admin. You should be, at least where my worldview sits because you are already an admin in it. Thanks for alerting someone else. Aleister 00:31 28-2-'12
I get that a lot. And no problem! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:07 Feb 28 2012

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012


I gotta give you kudos on your comeback to my article. I obviously hold different opinions on the issue than you do, but your article made me chuckle anyway. Jonny appleseed (talk) 17:33, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, I am pro-life and I found the headline in Minitrue. Just a coincidence I guess. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:24 Mar 2 2012

Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose  IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:32, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

Beginners guide

Hey EMC. I couldn't remember who it was who said they would work on the beginners guide until I saw skullthumpers thingy on his nomination for you on uncyclpedian of the month. I checked your contributions and I didn't see any edits on the guide nor on your userspace. Have you actually made any? I started a proposal one here. Are you interested in working on it together...or do you already have your own idea/plans/version? --ShabiDOO 05:29, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

I have nothing done yet, but I did intend to begin work here. We can use your userspace though. My only insistence is that we aim for brevity and simplicity. Also, we only need to work on things above the "On Good Behavior" section in the BGBU template. Other than that I'm open to ideas and I'll definitely help out any way I can. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:26 Mar 8 2012're totally rights about berevity. Lets forget about my page and maybe link to it as an essay. I put this front page of the beginners guide together...its really a mock up right now. What do you think? --ShabiDOO 01:17, March 9, 2012 (UTC)
I definitely like it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:14 Mar 9 2012

The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:42, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

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9001(bot)    	Icons-flag-gb  	  	    HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:33, Apr 5

Hello, surprise user

I went to the forum page that lists most members, closed my eyes, and picked one at random, and it was you! Sooooooo, what is your favorite color? Do you have a puppy? What kind of movies do you like? Betty or Veronica? Halloween or Christmas? RandomBFF Aleister 12:20 10-4-'12

p.s. And I just remembered you created the page too. Weird. I just opened to the page, closed my eyes, swirled my mouse pointy thing around, and the name I clicked on was your - the creator of the page. Small world.
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