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Sorry about that, didn't know about the one liner policy...I'll definitely work on the humor (and learning about the many confusing policies of Uncyclopedia) before adding another article.
HEY ELECTRIFIED MOCHA CHINCHILLA!!!!
My page "Good American Humor" wasn't literally non existant! IT WAS A JOKE!! You see, good American humor does not exist! Please change it back at once as I do not have the physical or mental capacity to do so myself. If what you put was also a joke, please notify me so I can forgive you and immediately go out and buy a rope to hang myself with.
PLS
Is there any open spaces in the PLS? If so, could I judge?--Æ 13:18, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Hea
Sorry, I must have missed your post RE
Would you be interested in judging the "Best Noob Article" category for the upcoming PLS? If so, let me know via my talk page. Danke. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 01:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Don't know how that happened... It must have slipped through the cracks between the XMAS cards. Can I still be of assistance? MrNFork you! 20:53, Dec 18
It being a new year and all, I want a fresh start for my talk page. How exactly do you archive talk pages? --CUNRATalk to me_ 20:07, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
Odd
I appear to have been banned from the IRC chatroom. I suspect one of my "friends" was messing with my laptop and spammed or something in the chatroom. I don't know how I can fix this, but it sucks. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 06:49, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Aren't you an IRC admin? No? Whatever. I'll find someone else to amend this curiosity. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 23:49, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm just being a helpful admin here, but you may want to get a new second judge for the Best Illustrated Article. Not that I want to judge it. I'm entering. But yeah. Infinitly banned users don't normally make good judges. Also, I added "Best Judge" to the results page. As if you didn't know. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 21:00, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Ah yes, that would be me, sorry I had to ban NXWave. Turned out the guy was an insane vandal. I see you got Jacque? A scholar and a gentlemen, good choice. ~ Mordillo where is my PUSSYLICKER? 22:23, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
I replied on my talk page--Æ 21:32, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
I forgot
Am I judging in PLS? --Kip > Talk•Works•• 13:54, Jan. 21, 2008
Consume this cookie!
Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.
For bravely taking on the task of herding cats for Poo Lit. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 14:31, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Still in
I'm still up for judging and promise to do my best, to do my duty, for you and Uncyclopedia. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 00:19, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
PLS late entry
Hello there. I've been rewriting Dudes for PLS Here for the last couple of weeks. I knew that i had to finish it by today, but i thought that it was 8 EST instead of 7 (Timezones bug me) would you have any problems if i submited it a little late and still have it elligable?--GeneralAndMin.THEDUDEMAN 00:23, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
As he asked straight away on IRC and then posted here I've added his entry. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Hi... oh I'm bad with these things... err since I was reading your page thingy and saw that you were adopting and I am seeking adoption ... I put 2 and 2 together and got 21.43 SirDJ~Irreverent
HELP PLEASE!! pleas eplease with a cherry on top. My page Tom Price is going to get scrubbed and it's my first baby. I don't have a clue how to snaz it up. 10th Feb is D Day
You know, this is really wonderful, and much nicer than the real P-I compound. In relaity, it was the onlu place in America that made East St. Louis Illnois look good. Seldom does a name really capture the beauty of a place like Pruitt-Igoe, don't you think? Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 23:08, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
I just wanted to tell you that "Really Big Tree" is my favorite uncyclopedia article. Every time I need a laugh, I just go back and reread it. It's wonderful. So, I just wanted to say thanks for writing such an awesome article!
No need to greet me. I have prior wiki experience this used to be my account on Wikipedia, and this is my own wiki. But, I guess everybody deserves a greeting, so thanks! Cybot 22:23, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Re Greeting
No need to greet me. I have prior wiki experience this used to be my account on Wikipedia, and this is my own wiki. But, I guess everybody deserves a greeting, so thanks! Cybot 22:23, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Hey EMC, I just came back to uncyc for a short while. What you want me to do to the article? Why is it a strong against and not just regular type? Le Cejak•<-> Mar 21 (23:42)
Fixing it per your suggestions right now, btw... Thanks for the review! Le Cejak•<-> Mar 21 (23:44)
Ok, done: Take a look... here! I hope that it's worth your vote now, EMC! Thanks, man. Le Cejak•<-> Mar 21 (23:58)
I have asked around a bit-I was just wondering about an article i've juut started: User:Sycamore/Postmodernism. If I complete it by the time all the entrys are to be in and I complete it under my own efforts could it be considered a conteder for the award and how do I go about this exactly?--— SirSycamore (talk) 16:13, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Wilt thou marry me, Electrified Mocha Chincilla? I admire thy tingly brownness and furriness. Bonne Nuit Bijou 01:29, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
PLS Judging
See the PLS talk page, and please get these kids off my dick. I'm sure you'll see my point on this issue. Thanks brotha. --THINKER 20:39, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
PLS Weiners
Howdy! Anyway, are us PLS weiners supposed to do anything? Like do we move are articles to the main namespace now? And do we just add the PLS template to our user pages?
Sorry to be so eager, its just that, you know, this is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Ever.
So guess it's over? Please ask the winners to send postal addresses to community@wikia.com
Thanks -- sannse (talk) 09:24, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Speaking of which does "Winners" in PLS refer to the 1st place, the top 3, or the first to honorable mention? I want to know if I can add Poet Lowrate to awards or not (I am honorable mention, somehow). --SirGeneralMinisterG5FIYCUPotM[Y]#21 F@HKUN 08:46, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
CSPAN
Howdy, I'm a big fan of the United Nations article and was hoping you could help out my newly created C-SPAN article. I like what I've done, but it's a bit short and desperately needs formatted. I put what I think should be done on the article's discussion page. I would greatly appreciate it.PaddyAtkinson 03:37, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Merry Christmas
Bonner would like to wish you
a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)
A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!
Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
...for your stunning win in the Turkey Day Ball. Yours was by the farm, the very best article written. Had me in stitches. Again, congratulations are in iorder and bestowed upon thee. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 18:45, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
Congrats On The N Tolerant Victory!
PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!
Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!
Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS
Mr Elecrified, hello. I am Mr Abu Harbu, official of the Nigerian chambers of Commerce. I have a business proposition for you that I ASSUR YOU is %100 legal and risky free. As we are brothers in the LORD, plase do me the honesty of being respectful in the dealing.
I would like to hire you in the position of Adopter of me. I know two funny things and I can write them here if I can.
If not, you still won't after having a look at my article about it and seeing if you have any destructive criticism about it.
Or is this adoption relationship limited to you taking me out to the park for ice cream and shyly backing off while you get too friendly with the little playground girls?
Thanks for the feedback - giving it a little more work
"Your first article looks good so far"
Well, it's actually not my fist article. That would be this. It's not my second either. That would be this. It's my third.
Feel free to pretend those links are solicitations for more feedback.
And when I say "dog kennel", I always mean "mattress".
Are there rules regarding removing an ICU tag from one of those overbearing self-righteous admins (oops - are you an admin? If so, I was referring to all the other adimns. No, you're a perfect gem)?
Do you think I can remove the ICU tag on Canadian Football League now? I've been working sooooo hard on it... Or should I get others to pee on it first, or whatever that is? Or how about both? Or how about I just go get myself a busty asian prostitute and shut up? What is your advice, father?
Oh, and here's another one I just started - it needs a lot of work, of course, I'm not done or anything, but I'm bringing it up here because I'm anal and I accidentally titled it wrong (need to capitalize the "C") - and I'm wondering if you can tell me how I can change the title, or do I have to re-do the whole thing from scratch (yeah I know all about copy and paste, stop that).
Is it considred bad form to copy an article from my very own personal satirical blog to the UnNews section, linking to my blog as a source, but realy just to try to shamelessly promote myself (and my blog) as the most hilarious satirist since Oscar Wilde?
Should I even concern myself with what is considered bad form? Sometimes I think I'll never get famous.
Hey I am new here (my account is but im not) and I was wondering (asking) if I could get some (alot) help with a few (many) things (everything)? I know how to come when called, I only pee on certain sections of the rug, and will eat half of the couch in a month, so you wont have to worry about me. In otherwords, will you addopt the Musty Elbow standing before you?
Please reply either here on your mocha stained doorstep or on my talk page!
thanks - Musty Elbow <talk- - -contribs> 07:01, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
And my sig problem is fixed, thanks to whoever fixed it!
Please take me to the big game, daddy... pleeeeease?
Hey, fake dad, is there a protocol a n00b like me ought to follow regarding completely reworking a terrible article from scratch if it is a high profile subject? I mean, I started reworking Philip Seymour Hoffman from scratch (I know it isn't very good yet, but it was one of my first shots and I might revisit or I might not, whatever, that isn't the point) and nobody batted an eyelash. But boy, I'd like to completely bulldoze that horrible Super Bowl article and restart it, of course inviting others to help make it a truly amusing piece, because it's an important, appropriate subject and desevers a good satirical turn. But I'm just a caveman. Your Uncyclopedian ways frighten and confuse me. Where do I get the green light to take it upon myself to fix that awful mess? Or is such a plan already in the works somewhere?
UPDATE: try the link again. Do you think this is ready for sharing? I think it's better than what it was, but that's no accomplishment. Is there a way besides Pee Review to invite folks to play with this if they care to?
thanks for attempting to tame me, as of now I am undergoing midterms in school but I will still drop by to pee on the couch. I will be on more often on the 26th. Are there any things that you would suggest to a beginner? - Musty Elbow <talk- - -contribs> 15:10, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Hello
Hello there Mr. Chinchilla. I'm here to inquire whether you can adopt me into your noob orphage. I havn't been here long, but I have exprience with wikis. I have been far to afraid to edit anything before now, but I do wish to learn the ways of you natives. Many thanks --Profound Whatever 02:27, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Thank for adopting me, just allow me to eat the good gruel. Well firstly I have started an artical in my userspace (No where near finshed), User:Profound Whatever/The 1856 Milton Cotton Worker’s Strikes. Comments would be great because I'm rather clueless to whether it's any good. Secondly, when my page is fully baked and ready how do I get it off my userspace, and also how do you categorize pages. Many Thanks--Profound Whatever 21:37, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Who are you, Daniel Plainview?
Did you see this scene? Does this sting you? It should.
Eli Sunday: I have abandoned my child!
[Plainview glares at him] Eli Sunday: Say it... say it!
[Plainview mumbles] Eli Sunday: Say it louder... say it louder! Plainview: I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!
Where did you go? I feel so lost out here in the cold. I'm fending for myself, being raised by wolves. I am a feral child!
(Or do I just need to start singing Cats in the Cradle to you?)