User talk:Elassint

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edit Attention!


Hello, Elassint, and welcome to the army! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you hate the place and decide to stay. If not, we'll get the sniper ready.Anyway, here are a few good links for recruits:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer


edit For You

Gring The Ring of Devandalisers
For fighting the Good Fight

Rabbi Techno

edit Pure and simple

Please stop adding this to QVFD. You are not the author, therefore, you do not have the request deletion, keep it up, and you are heading for this--Sir Manforman CUN 01:08, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Manforman is on a little bit of a power-trip at the moment. He's quite entertaining in a desperate kind of way. The Oblong Lobster 17:36, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
LOL Elassint Throw things at me 01:58, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

edit User boxes

Do you know where I can find the userboxes?

Threesome 04:06, 24 October 2007 (UTC) Elassint Throw things at me

edit Thanks

Thanks, that was quick. Are you in Germany? Or maybe in Austria? Threesome 04:11, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

No. I live in the USA. I will be ending my sesshion in a few minutes. Elassint Throw things at me 04:13, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Time travel

Please don't revert the redirect. It's there for a reason. Get on IRC if you have any further questions.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:19, 26 October 2007 (UTC)  

edit Re: IRC

No, I was judging you. Passionately, like I judge all who use CGI:IRC. -- — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 04:15, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Retard

Please can you stop putting templates on this page. If you think the text needs improvement, then improve the text... by writing some... I guess you never wondered what those buttons on your keyboard were for, push one and the same symbol will appear on the screen! It's magical...--Dantoller 13:34, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you, my fellow RationalWikian

American species2
Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

Now try not to get salmonella with it... --Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:32, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Nice reverting there

S'gotta be worth something

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:42, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Whoop!

Basic Chandelier Ta muchly!

Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:23, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Tylenol

While you may find the quote funny, others may. Besides the old Terry Shiavo quote had been there for quite a long time, and you didn't find it such an imperative to erase it before the rewrite (of the article, and the quote). The article was just rewritten, can you please give it a couple days. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome message

Hi, saw you're welcoming users. Two pointers: 1.Try to subset the template: Meaning: {{subst:welcome}}. This dumps the whole code on the page rather than placing the template. Why? Good question. Old historic reason. 2.Don't forget to sign your welcome notes :) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:27, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Edit wars

Believe me when I say that edit wars aren't tolerated here. Neither I nor anyone else on this site cares about who you're voting for, so don't start edit wars about this political nonsense. Consider this your warning. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:42, Apr 13

edit Wales

Please don;t re-insert the unfunny parts to the Wales page. I edited and wrote the majority of that page and keep coming back every now and then to deloete the crappy unoriginal sheep jokes and edit any new funny additions so that they have the same narrative as the rest of the page.

edit For your heads-up on Mme Tussauds

It should be fixed now, unless I confused it with yet another blasted revolution. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:28 24 Aug 2010]

Cool! I've never had one of these before! --Elassint 01:39, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Greetings

And welcome back, Mr. Been-here-forever. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 3:42 (UTC)

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