User talk:Egalitarian Aspie

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Egalitarian Aspie, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:14, 25 March 2011

edit User:Egalitarian Aspie/UnNews:Charlie Sheen discovers new element

I've moved this into your userspace, as unfinished UnNews still show up on the news mainpage; this should give you a chance to work on it here. Also, please don't ICU your own stuff, especially if you don't know how to use the tag and especially if it's UnNews. That's what the {{construction}} tag is for.

Anyhow, meantime, know that what we like to call 'random humour', ie, stuff that's just random, really isn't that effective, and that seems to be somewhat what you're doing here. If you don't have something to actually base things on, something definitely real to which connections can be made, don't expect articles to go very far in general. With this news, though, I would also suggest you read the style guide and perhaps look at some other newses for ideas and help with what you're doing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:14, 25 March 2011

edit Hey, man...

When you sign, could you be a dear and use a timestamp? Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:57, 26 March 2011

Okay....not a big deal. I'll do it. In return of a favor.

What favor? Just read my UnNews once and see how you like it and move the thing. Thank you. You're a great guy. -HumoristAbout-logoEAEgalitarian Aspie--Egalitarian Aspie 19:59, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I can't read. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:15, 26 March 2011
Most of us can't. I think Zombiebaron is the only one that can actually. Jackofspades (talk) 20:16, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Out of curiosity, how are you signing, now? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:59, 26 March 2011

Like this. I can't use timestamps right and that's why I hate them. -HumoristAbout-logoEAEgalitarian Aspie--Egalitarian Aspie 21:10, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
She means what are you doing to sign? Are you just typing {{User:Egalitarian Aspie/sig}} and then doing 4 tildes (~) or what? Cuz right now it looks like that's what you're doing and you shouldn't be. Jackofspades (talk) 21:14, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Can somebody explain to me how before I have to go out to supper?!-HumoristAbout-logoEAEgalitarian AspieEgalitarian Aspie 21:15, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Replace what in the signature box (Probably something along the lines of 'Egalitarian Aspie') with '{{subst:nosubst|User:Egalitarian Aspie/sig}}' and make sure the Custom signature box is checked. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:21, 26 March 2011
It works!-HumoristAbout-logoEAEgalitarian Aspie21:25, 26 March 2011
Consistently? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:49, 26 March 2011

Mon, what did you try and what happened? You really do need a timestamp in general. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:41, 28 March 2011

Aaaahhh...this reminds me of my n00bhood when I made my first sig. Remember when 2012 was on VFD? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:43, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
I don't mean hit the sig button when I'm around; please, put your signature in your actual signature and use that. If that doesn't work, please tell me where you go wrong. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:02, 28 March 2011

edit Yes

You're cool. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:42, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, but why? Several countries have already deemed me as "a trademarked shitlicker".--Egalitarian Aspie 15:43, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
You're a shitlicker too. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:41, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit A thought

Have you been to Illogicopedia, by any chance? The randomness and exuberance you have demonstrated seem the sort that would usually be found there, is all. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:16, 27 March 2011

No, but I've been to Wikipedia, Mario Wiki, UnMario Wiki, Conservapedia, and Large Hadron Collideropedia. -HumoristAbout-logoEAEgalitarian Aspie--Egalitarian Aspie 19:56, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
It might be something to check out. You may also want to consider reading the complete works of zim ulator. He's so strange. ^^ 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:40, 28 March 2011

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/There's a black hole in my coffee

I just realized you may not have noticed that I reviewed your article. Check it out. Thanks. --Tophat headless 04:33, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Oh

I see you find it out how to move the page. And I really apologise about what I did on your page, that coffee-thing. But I just tried to save it from consctruction whateveritis-template. You see, your page is just far too short, and it is becoming deleted. If you had continued the UnBooks thing, maybe the template should magically disappear. But, whatever, it`s still your page. Yours, Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:00, March 31, 2011

Sorry, someone threw the template off. Nevermind. But it`s still too short. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:02, March 31, 2011

edit Your signature is too big

Too tall, really - the firefox logo is 20px tall, enough to mess with the line-heights around it. Could you please scale it down to 15px, the designated maximum? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:15, 2 April 2011

You also still need to figure out how to time stamp. Jackofspades (talk) 20:23, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
That too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:27, 2 April 2011
Yea, i am not the only person being told by Lyrith that my sig doesn't work...i received that i was breaking things and finally they told me to stop messing with it at all...really a smart idea...welcome...--Purple&Pink I didn't do it! 04:38, 9 April, 2011 (UTC)
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