User talk:Ed Refugee

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And no welcome from my new friends. How disappointing is THAT? ED

edit Welcome!

Hello, Ed Refugee, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit UnWelcome

There are a few lots left near the Village Dump, so build yourself a nice brick three-story and plant a garden out back. But put a fence around it, to keep the rabbits at bay. Aleister 9:50 15-4-'11

Now, now. He hasn't actually edited the mainspace yet, wait for him to make a move before we label him as the enemy. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:54, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
Huh? My note was a play on language on his user page. The question is who's sock is he, mine or yours? Or both of ours. His password is "26wallpaperfiles", in case you need to run him for a lap. Aleister 10:02 15-4-'11 p.s Oh, the UnWelcome, not meant at all as a negative, I was just putting one of our Un's in front of a word and didn't realize what it meant. UnAleister
Is this where all the cool kids are at? Ed Refugee 2: Electric Boogaloo 10:09, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Why has this person stolen my name? And how can you see my password? I'm going to have to change this now. Thank you for the warm UnWelcome. ED

edit Doppelwanker

I have made some minor changes to make the article to make it appear to be more like a pseudo encyclopedic entry. If the story had the title 'Why I hate Doppelwankers', I wouldn't have done that as that is the 'voice' of the person expressing the opinion. Let me know what you think. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:21, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

I think not. You have just taken out some very important words to the article, and your reasoning is not quite correct either: the voice says he hates professors because they're too uptight about sex. Do take back your edits since I seem not to be able to do it myself yet, being a noob or whatnot. If you don't like the words like "fuck" or "cum", that's all your business. They fit the flow of the text and give it some punch. --Ed Refugee 06:29, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
They were reverted by user EDiot so your article is back to where it was. Fair enough, perhaps I should have suggested the changes before making them. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:59, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Yeeeaaa boiiii --EDiot 07:01, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
You could at least change one of the typos in that article EDiot for ED Refugee. You will see it in the history. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Which typo? Flogging a dead whores? Jesus man you gotta be thick. "Flogging a dead horse" is pronounced the same way, isn't it? --Ed Refugee 08:06, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Ha! Depends if you want to go 'horse riding' or 'whores riding' next time you're out in the country. You might get both and in the same stable. Perhaps Richard III had the same problem. When he said he needed a horse to escape from Bosworth, he was misunderstood and was given a whore by his confused soldiery. Thanks..I may use that idea elsewhere... --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:22, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Love this article, keep up the great work... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Very weird Username

You may have Erectile Dysfunction, but you don't need to talk about it. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 10:03, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
I don't? --Ed Refugee 13:52, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Were you from Encyclopedia Dramatica? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 04:46, 3 May, 2011 (UTC)
The answer to that must be something along the lines of "who the hell cares?" --Ed Refugee 08:05, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit What the fuvck is everyone doing?

So I come here on Uncyc after a pause of, hell, days or weeks and this is all the same shit. I'll complain about it in the Forum you wankers. --Ed Refugee 19:37, September 13, 2011 (UTC)


Thats all...... --Ed Refugee 08:35, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

Who are you on ED? I wanna read some of your work. ~jcm 00:16, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

work schmork --Ed Refugee 20:06, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
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