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THIS AN ARCHIVE. EDITING IT WILL EARN YOU MY ETERNAL HATE AND DERISION. THAT IS ALL.


Thanks for your comment about the dog picture. I was a Baha'i for a while, maybe the humor is too inside? --Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:52, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Welcome!

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edit Custom review

May I ask you a little favour? By your articles, I may suspect that you have sense of humor somewhat compatible to mine, so I want you to review two of my entries that I found VFHable, at least in potential. Maybe you already have bumped into them at Pee Review or Village Dump - in this case, you can just ignore this call. If you really like any of them, I ask you a little hand to make them worth a seal of approval, alright? There they are:

Thanks! herr doktor needsApistol Rocket [scream!] 15:41, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

  • I appreciate your feedback. I'll tell you a little history if you don't matter. I entered Uncyc just to improve my English writing skills - I never travelled to an English-speaking country in my whole life (blame the beer that doesn't let my bank account in peace, I'm very far from being anti-Anglo). This way, it's very, very fascinating for me finding myself being funny in Milton's language. In turn, I can be a real neurotic regarding other users approval of my writings. And now I am also a lost case Uncyc addict ("Recent Changes" rings a bell?). Let's hope this little language and cultural barrier of mine don't keep me out of doing real good stuff. Someday.
You got my votes of friendship. herr doktor needsApistol Rocket [scream!] 01:04, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
Soviet Mayonaise Jar NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.
Honestly, I had no idea English wasn't a first tongue. Your usage seems to just fine. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:05, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Okay, my favourite grumpy old man, let's bother you a little more. Your vote against one of my articles in VFH was suceeded by a somewhat harsh opinion. I don't think I can change your mind on the subject, but I still want to hear you being more precise in the 2.0 Pee Review, if you don't mind. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket [scream!] 00:36, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Cheers for your WOTM vote

Hardmum Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome!

Thanks for being so nice as to vote for my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

Thanks for the vote - it's appreciated. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:59, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

edit New Age Psychology

Since you don't have a clear enough place to put this, I'm dumping it here.


Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|UotM|+S 08:24, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
Yah! Featured article......everybody dance now... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Thanks

edit A Tour of Baghdad


edit thanks

thank you for improving UnNews:North Korea invents the wheel, citizens rejoice --Bladetip 03:49, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

No problem. I saw the title and started laughing immediately. It's funny because it's basically true. I just cleaned it up a bit. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 13:17, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Congratulations

On another featured article. Is that enough to get you into the Hall of Shame yet? :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I already feel like I'm in it. I've felt like that for a long time. This has nothing to do with my articles, I've just always felt like I was in the Hall of Shame. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:21, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

My pic made it into a featured Article!Lo, how those hapless Iraqi's are probably not with us...</sympathy> -- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 12:12, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

They'll get over it. Probably. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:21, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Thankyoo


Thank you very much for your vote! But I also give you another shuriken ninjastar for giving such friggin good unnews material to work off...


Yippy ki yay!

NeoZidane CUNTSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb Headbutt extraordinaire __15px-RedPhone.jpg____15px-SigCommunist.pngсоединяйтесь!15px-SigCommunist.png 19:45, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Your sig is pretty alright

I was just viewing you signature on a page, and while reading fast I read "Enema". I was like "wait...we have a user named enema? AWESOME!". Then I looked back and saw that it was just looking that way cause you're G is almost white (its pale yellow). So, I'm just gonna point it out to you before someone feels like vandalizing your userpage with inforamation about FREE ENEMAS. Cheers, --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:35, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

What's really, really funny about this is, I stole the code for my sig from you, almost exactly. But yeah, I would have thought more people would have noticed. I guess none pays attention to me :( Except you.  :) --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:25, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
If it makes you feel any better, I notice just about everything. I just don't bother to shout about it. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:32, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
Im flattered Enema. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:36, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

edit F@H

I wasn't sure if you ever received one of these. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:44, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

I need to turn it back on again. I haven't been doing it for a while. Shame on me. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:02, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Sorry

Just let me blank your page, and let someone else revert it, I just want to see who I get around to, I'm just having a game, I don't mean to do it, sorry anyway -- Pc = cool 03:16, 10 November 2006 (UTC)


edit National Health Service

Thanks for the comment on pee review, I've re-wrote the first two sections and i'm working on the others:National Health Service--Winstanley1 12:23, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Cookie

Newcookie Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Keep up the good work for FFW! We do appreciate the help, you know. -- Hindleyite Converse 17:18, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

edit *champagne*

Total Featured Asshole Server 2006! - David Gerard 08:38, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Cheers! Thank you again for all your work cleaning up and adding to the article. It really helped it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 09:18, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks

I appreciate your vote, ENeGMA. I really do try to make this wiki a better place, and appreciate it when my work is recognized. Thank you.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:26, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

edit VFWM

No problem, I wouldn't vote for you if you didn't deserve it. Thanks for the crappy template. BTW, I'm Joshfurman from the site formerly known as Protest Warrior, you showed Uncyclopedia to me. Prolix 10:20, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

That's cool. Any idea what actually happened to PW? Nobody seems to know. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:48, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Another award


edit Thank You

Thanks for your kind words about my 'stupid kid drowns in pond' news story. I was reading that article you mentioned in my onion book recently. When I was reading your comment, I was like, no way! But not really. Anyway, thanks.

It's being nominated for a VFH.. or a PTA.. BLT or something. --Danny Himself 23:57, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Sweetsprize Braydie has awarded you some sweets!
For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble

Thanks for the vote :)--—Braydie 17:12, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Xmas

Santa cross money Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas|

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 22:22, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Chimp Santa NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas Chimp Santa
By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

herr doktor needsApistol Rocket [scream!] 19:25, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks Brad, NeedABrain, Tom. It's good to everyone in a holiday spirit. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 17:54, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:02, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidayturtle Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Looks like it'll be dry this year - maybe some ice, but that doesn't count. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:12, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Roast potato Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!
 :D --—Braydie 23:25, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
NavyXmas ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!


-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:25, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Tvcc Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Codespammer alert! I mean, erm, Merry Commercial Conformity Period (commonly known as Christmas). -- Hindleyite Converse 13:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:37, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit PLS

Hey ENe Ma. Wanna judge for the next PLS? This limited-time offer is only available if you act now! Supplies are running out! Well, too late. It's already over. (In all seriousness, though, if you'd like to judge, lemme know on my talk page. If not, lemme know on my talk page. Thanks!  :) )--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:40, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Congratulations!

Mhailleaward

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of December 2006. The award is in recognition of those individuals that *I* feel have contributed to making Uncyclopedia a better place, whether through writing or image production or just "what they do around the place."

Please feel free to display this award in a prominent place or hide it in a sock drawer somewhere - its up to you. Thank you for doing what you do. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Though it was inevitable I would receive your award, just as it's inevitable I will receive a Nobel Prize, I still received a gushing of pride on its reception. Thanks for the prestigious honor. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:36, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Opinions

Hey, Ok I think I've shown you Separation Issues before, oh and here is my latest thang The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back. Just what do you think. Any comments are welcome. --—Braydie 16:00, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

Jumpercsc Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas..
This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:24, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Sol-invictus

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:02, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Writer of the Month

I understand this is not closed yet but lts face it, YOU THE WINNER. You deserve it more than anyone here I know. Congrats. Happy new year! --Sir james paul 02:49, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

He's right, you know.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:27, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

edit AotM

Thanks for your vote. Rather than giving you a template of thanks, in honour of the occassion I wrote UnUnNews: Lindsay Lohan says "Gonch is for chumps" (snappy title, eh?). Don't worry, it makes more sense after you read it. Or less, I haven't decided yet.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:27, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

edit UOTY

Thanks for the vote on UOTY, I'm honoured to be thought of so highly to be nommed in the first place and the kind words from yourself and a few other users mean a great deal to me. For THAT award I give my thanks. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

No problem. I was compelled by a sense of duty, long since in disrepair, to vote for you for you on UotY. I hope my shameless act of sycophancy will grant me good favor when you ascend to your rightful throne. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:56, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

edit thanks

glad to know you like the new table.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 11:41, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Cheers...

Hwgun The Artist as a Young Psychopath

Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me.

Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said:

Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.

--Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:22, 3 January 2007 (UTC)


edit HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

437px-Wall-closet
437px-Wall-closet
Berogen
has awarded you the
Neat Order of the Closet
for voting
For
HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
Wear It With Pride!
TM

You big homo.

edit Thanks!

Your efforts to help fix pee review have not gone unnoticed...


Thanks a gin!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:37, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Now, Turn Left!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:46, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Queen Victoria

I'm feeling a little dense at the moment - when you nullified your vote was that based on my poo lit rewrite? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:26, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes. I don't want the original deleted because that would disallow your rewrite, which from the light skimming I gave it seemed quite good, and I didn't want to do that. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:59, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. Now could you do me a favor - this is totally away from Poo Lit, just your average Uncyclopedia help if you will. I have rewritten Lying and having respect for your way with words, would you be a dear and take a look at the rewrite - which is at the link noted above and monkey with it to make it "quality" writing? It was just such a good topic and I didn't want to see the article shot into the ozone just because it needed some work. So I gave it a shot. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:57, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
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