User talk:EDiot

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edit Welcome!

Hello, EDiot, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Ok cool --EDiot 13:17, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit ED

Did you read the article on that sellout Degrippo? http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Girlvinyl It made me laugh so hard! I can't wait to see her horrendous "Oh Internet" bite the dust. Mattsnow (talk) 12:33, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

You bet I have. Has her dox posted and everything lulz --EDiot 12:36, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Rootbrian has found out about the new ED and is rather depressed LOL http://www.youtube.com/rootbrianrocksagain#p/u/6/EDd5UgDhpPc Mattsnow (talk) 13:04, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Nomination

Your article has received a nomination for featuring go to here and you can vote for it too - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:14, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your from Encyclopedia Dramatica??

That's great!! I've FINALLY found someone on this site who's also a ED fan. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 18:04, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Nice grammar you got there... - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 00:05, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Renaming UnNews

In general, you should leave it to me to rename UnNewses (I did use the correct spelling on the Front Page graphic, but didn't think it important enough to rename the page) as I notify the author. However, since you are unable to "suppress redirect," both names now work. Spıke ¬ 00:18 23-Apr-11

PS--One more very minor point: After doing a global-search-and-replace on someone else's page, you might want to look at the results before saving. You can now search for "Dramatica Dramatica" to see what I mean. Spıke ¬ 00:23 23-Apr-11

How much do you get paid for this? --69.78.133.10 01:24, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I get a voucher for the UnNews Boutique for every anonymous user that I get perma-banned! Now, do you mean to say you're from Barre? Spıke ¬ 01:39 23-Apr-11

edit Laid-off EDiots wanted by Uncyclopaths

NOW HIRING. Make sure you don't express strong racial/ethnic hatred, anti-gay homophobia and misogynistic sexism. Also please refrain from posting graphic photos or imagery. Web links to popular anime characters or shows are prohibited (Not). We have a zero tolerance of pedophilia. And most of all, memes over a year old are not tolerated. Thank you and have a good day. 71.102.26.168 21:46, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit What's wrong with twats, then?

Uh. This dude Zombiebaron seems to have huffed my Twat Gum research UnNews... what do you think gives? He seems to be an old... dead in fact... thingy in here. Don't they liek twats here, or twat gumz? --Ed Refugee 17:08, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hai back bro

But does the template serve a purpose with ED down? Should we commander Uncyc for this purpose? Ty 22:48, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Welcome back bro!

Gaddafi has been featured in the meantime. Do you have other aticles that are completed? If they're as good as Gaddafi, I'd like to take a look! I had 2 features yet. I'm good eh? Cool to see you're back! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Gaddafi Update

In case you didn't pop back, I updated the Gaddafi page to incorporate the latest development - i.e. he was now very dead! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:35, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit HOW DO YOU MAKE LINKS???!!!1?

how---Ed Refugee 08:36, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

What do you mean? Links to other articles here or wikipedia?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:02, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
WHATEVER--Ed Refugee 15:49, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Didn't Encyclopedia Dramatica teach you anything? Jeeeeez, do we have to write articles for you too? lol.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:08, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

Like dis --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:11, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

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