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edit Welcome to UnNews and Merry Kaizum Me!

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edit UnNews

I moved your latest article, so it has the UnNews: namespace prefix. --—Braydie 13:46, 27 December 2006 (UTC)


edit Your Image

If you want, I can steal your "camouflage" image, make it better, and give it back to you, no questions asked. No credit even taken by yours truly. I just want to help, you know? Get back to me on my talk page if you want my help. If not, welll... okay then. -- The Llama Llover!!! 23:04, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Very well, then. I'll have it back to you soon enough!! (And this can be our little secret) --The Llama Llover!!! 23:12, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
Hello again. I finished the image, and uploaded it as a replacement to the other one. See what you think of it, and get back to me. -- The Llama Llover!!! 00:42, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
Okie dokie. I added "duct tape" signs to the image, as per your request. I hope you like it! --The Llama Llover!!! 03:09, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Now that the camouflage image is better, you can nom it for VFH, if you'd like. It's worth a shot now. -- The Llama Llover!!! 18:56, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

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