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Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, DungeonSiegeAddict510, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:53, April 26, 2013 (UTC)

User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/Dungeon Siege 2

PS I would rather enjoy reading entertaining material that you wrote rather than enjoy banning you.

Shhh, I will lay low, all will be revealed 5/24/13, Oh, and it ain't a scam, my comp is actually going in for repairs, and I won't be able to do any edits..... wait for the date...... And one last thing, could i have the source for User:Denza252/Dungeon Siege 2 ? I want to continue where that vandal left off. User:DungeonSiegeAddict510 03:16, April 26, 2013 (UTC)

User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/Dungeon Seige 2 I have copied the page for you. Feel free to work on it at your leisure. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:29, April 26, 2013 (UTC)

And I have spelled it correctly, as shown in the section head. Denza, is this your latest sockpuppet? Only you would threaten to ban other users. Well, not only you....I told you to use the logon screen to have Uncyclopedia email you the password for Denza252--email you could receive on any computer--but I guess you can't be bothered to figure that out either. Maintaining multiple personalities here won't be tolerated, though you can always write a novel about it. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 26-Apr-13
What I have tried to tell people, is that I got hacked by an unknown hacker, and every day, I request a new password. It goes to the hacker. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I IRC'd RAHB, and he said that if I explain my position after a month or so to you, it would fly. He even gave me permission to make a new account on the Free Uncyc. (Ask him! On his talk page!) I never threataned to ban anyone. I just want to resume my low level work in UncycloWikia. Alright, I've said it before, and I will say it again. I am extremely sorry to everyone who got caught up in the hacking scandal. There, I won't trouble anyone, and I won't be looking for trouble. Also, I would take over all of Denza252's (my) projects. In the hopes to put all ill will behind us, and everyone, I am sorry. Sincerely - User:DungeonSiegeAddict510 09:10, April 26, 2013 (Pacific Time)

I have reverted what I thought to be a vandal IP's changes to your user page although now that I checked the history of this page I see it might be you. If this is true about the hacking then the best way to prove what you mean is to make some really good, funny articles so I wish you best of luck. If you do get banned for the above as people don't believe you make a good article as an IP. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 16:18, April 26, 2013 (UTC)

I really don't want to talk much about the hacking. It actually (No seriously) took a huge emotional toll on me. But If you could tell Spike to not auto-ban me as a "sockpuppet" that would be great. Especially because this is a replacement account. I support both UncycloWikia and the Free Uncyc, by the way. But I will get back to writing up pages and whatnot. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 16:22, April 26, 2013 (UTC)
So, Denza252, I am to believe you gave out your Uncyclopedia password and you gave out your email password, and you provoke Scott while doing more bowing-and-scraping before me. As Scott says, I am tasked with just one criterion: Will our pursuit of comedy go better with or without you? What do you think? Spıke Ѧ 16:29 26-Apr-13
PS--Also, would Uncyclopedia be irreparably harmed by the absence of an article on Denza's favorite game? Spıke Ѧ 16:37 26-Apr-13

I am sorry that someone hacked you. To inform Spike I need a clear picture from your side of the story. I have only been involved with this debate by accidently stumbling across debates on your talk pages and Spike's. This is what I think happened:

  • You signed on as Denza (Infinite Otaku Emperor) and did some VFDs or VFHs if I remember correctly.
  • I don't think you've written an article yet.
  • Something happened on IRC. I don't use it so I don't really know but you admit to making rash comments and say it was hacked (or your user page was hacked). Not sure what was hacked.
  • Set up this "sockpuppet" (notice inverted commas) I think your second one user "sockpuppet" account to inform SPIKE, who banned you, that you are good and have been hacked.

This may all be wrong however I have not been following the conversation day by day. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 16:31, April 26, 2013 (UTC)

PS - I think SPIKE has told you what he thinks in his reply. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 16:32, April 26, 2013 (UTC)

As I often do. Scott, the only step you left out is the creation of account Denza363. Spıke Ѧ 16:37 26-Apr-13
No, on second thought you didn't leave that out. Denza, work on your article, don't provoke anyone, not even in the Change Summaries, don't advertise for attention, and fix your God-damned signature by the end of the day, and we'll leave you alone. Spıke Ѧ 16:41 26-Apr-13
I think that the summary thing should be improved on my part (no more randomness). But I think the sig is fine... So, this part is for scott. A week or so ago, I found out about IRC, and stuff on that. Fast forward to the 17th, about. There was someone else with the "Denza252" nick. I know on IRC that you can change your nick. So I did. I found out that not only my original Denza252 nick had been stolen, but also some variations of it. So, I told the guy to change his nick. After some fighting, there was a descision made to verify the innocence of me. So basically, PM-ing other people, who told me to do stuff for proof of innocence. So, I was to post some talk page messages, and say something specific on another channel. It turns out the other guy was also PM-ing people. Specifically, Zombiebaron. This would never have been a problem, until I realized that my account was hacked. It seems that he posted stuff under my username. So when I went and requested a new password, the hacker changed the destination account, so therefore, my old account, save some action from Wikia itself, is unsavable. Spike factors in, because some people told me it was him. And when I realized my errors, I was sorry, and wanted to say that, so the sock was made for me to continue. Then that got banned, and hence, my apology messages and whatnot. I am not trying to suck up, or as Spike puts it "bowing and scraping." I am trying to apologize and make it seem sincere. I can't put my thoughts into words well, but I try. So, if you need more angles, ask: RAHB, Kip the Dip, or on the #darthipedia IRC, SG1|Herish. They would say something more if I might have left anything out. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 19:30, April 26, 2013 (UTC)
Sorry to hear you got hacked. I think your current signature mostly meets the requirements in UN:SIG since color-clashing schemes are not listed in things that must be avoided. However, looking above, it should be placed in a SIGNATURE file and not spilling code all over the page that you are signing. Please follow the instructions in UN:SIG to put the code inside a signature file so that SPAN and SPAN STYLE do not show up to future editors (which could potentially allow future editors to modify your signature on a given page, which is undesirable). Copy the information from your signature to User:DungeonSeigeAddict510/sig. Once again, read UN:SIG to modify your preferences so that you do not have to type out the complete signature everytime.Finally, don't believe everything you read on IRC. IRC is where a lot of users from the fork hang out, and SPIKE is not very popular with them so they take advantage of his absence from IRC. So don't believe anything they say about SPIKE since he isn't likely to be there to defend himself. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:27, April 26, 2013 (UTC)
Simsie, I gave him detailed instructions to make exactly that change, tailored to his abandoned user name, at User talk:Denza252. His opinion is unchanged, above: "I think the sig is fine." Denza has three senior editors actively babysitting him. He cannot do anything for us, even regularize his signature. We cannot spare any more effort for this chronic non-producer. Spıke Ѧ 23:45 26-Apr-13


Hi, I'm back, and I think the sig works... gimmie a sec.--The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 01:57, May 22, 2013 (UTC)

SUCCESS! --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 01:58, May 22, 2013 (UTC)

I'm lonely

I'm actually also scared. Why hasn't a admin complained about my edits? Usually, my edits are reverted, or complained about at the very least, but I haven't seen any, as in ANY queries about my edit... I'm not complaining, just wondering... --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 19:56, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

It takes time, and your recent edits have been mostly ok. We don't get paid to admin the site, so most of our time is spent patrolling, and only occasionally giving feedback. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:44, June 1, 2013 (UTC)
Hey Denza, I think that the work you've been doing on VFD and voting on Uncyclopedia of the Month stuff is great. There is also VFH, not many people have voted on that recently. Keep up the good work. If there are any articles you want me to see just link them here. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:45, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

Ah wow! Thanks guys! I'll keep making some gradual edits to the site, and I am still working on the article on Dungeon Siege 2. I'll make sure to hunt for a feature worthy article. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 06:46, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

What I meant is that VFH needs people to vote for or against or abstain on VFH itself. Take a look at VFH now and vote for and against as many articles as you want to. (Preferebly all of them). It will help the community a lot. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:55, June 2, 2013 (UTC)


Thanks for voting for my article Denza. Remember to vote for or against as many articles as you can. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:00, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

PS - There are a lot of articles near the bottom which have got (5/0), (4/0) or (3/0) and are quite good but don't get voted on as people only vote for the first few at the top. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:02, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for all your contributions Denza (can I call you that as it is shorter?) you are helping this site a lot. VFH does need more people to vote on it. Please consider voting for or against on some more articles especially those that not many people look at near the bottom. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:41, June 3, 2013 (UTC)
Ah you're welcome, and yes, Denza will work (it is my pseudonym) --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510
Oh and could you maybe nom me for noob of the moment? Its fine if you don't but it would be appreciated. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 17:56, June 3, 2013 (UTC)
I am afraid what you have done so far is not enough for me to be persuaded to nom you. However if you carry on as you are and expand on that a bit then I would consider you. Also I have nommed the two current users and think that they deserve this month's award. Perhaps I may nom you next month. To help me decide to nom you here is a list of handy tips to get yourself nommed: Write a lot of articles. (I wrote about 30 before I got nommed noob of the month (last month) but that is a bit extreme!), make regular votes to VFD (as you have done), make regular votes to VFH (need to work on that), do some pee reviews, patrol recent edits and edit not very good articles. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:05, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

VFH too

Hi, and good to finally "meet" you. Thanks for the vote on the jumping rope page, a page that ScottPat must have been drunk when he read and voted against - and lost any chance he had of winning Noobofthe Month (I vow he will never win it!!!). Anyway, thanks. Did you read my Second Conquest of the Moon page? That's one that I worked on about twenty times more than the jumprope, and one in which man may or may not go back to the moon. The quiz question of the page is "Who wrote the original 2038 edition of the book?" If you answer that question I will nom you for noob of the month and you will hopefully get that award well before ScottPat. thanks again, and I'll see you wandering around the site. Aleister 19:47 3-6-'13

I did get my noob of the month award in the end Ali. Your whoring however is so good it may deserve a reward. I think I am sober now so I will look at your article and maybe change my decision. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:16, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Request for suggestions

Er, I can't really tell what I should do for my article, User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/Dungeon Siege 2 right now, so if possibly someone could read the (still WIP) article, and post a comment on it's talk page, or my talk page, that'd be great! (Satirical/nonconstructive criticism comments will be disregarded/deleted)--The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 18:54, June 4, 2013 (UTC)

This latest ban for:

  • Making no move toward writing funny content after I asked you to with a token ban this morning
  • Wasting my time on QVFD because you can't figure out how to invoke a personal template with the name you gave it
  • Not even using the correct form for listing a redirect on QVFD
  • Commenting on a closed vote on VFD, to verify that the vote was closed.

This morning's ban was for going from voting forum to voting forum with wisecracks that do not further the business of the page but just beg for attention.

As before: Uncyclopedia is not a personal babysitting service. When your ban expires, I do not care to hear again about your school guidance counselor's diagnosis of you. We cannot verify it; all we can verify is whether you help or hinder the creation of funny pages. Spıke Ѧ 20:11 4-Jun-13,

Erm, yeah. Sorry bout the vfd fiasco. Now, I'm not asking you to babysit me through the writing of an article, but if you have a bit of time, could you see what I should improve on my article on Dungeon Siege 2 and possibly put it on it's talk page, or mine, so that it doesn't wind up on UN:VFD the second it hits mainspace. If you don't want to, thats fine. But, I am very indecisive, so thinking of a topic to cover in a new article may be a bit hard for me... I may do some work on the Xbox One article though. (If you read all this, another thank you to you, you crazy dawg!) --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 20:44, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
Don't forget, use the correct template next time on QVFD when listing a redirect to be deleted. Reading rules on VFD and QVFD will save you a lot of grief. Also, avoid drawing attention to yourself, your works should speak for themselves. If you want someone to review your article, you can put it on Pee Review, and be sure to review someone else's work too, while you're there. Most of our admin time gets taken up patrolling articles, reverting vandalism, and reviewing changes. If you need help thinking up a new topic for your next article, take a peek at UN:REQ to see what articles others have requested be made, and see if there's one there that you know something about. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:34, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
PS I just checked out your article. The plot section is one big wall of words, and was not compelling enough to hold my attention. The paragraph was just too long, since I was looking for a light read here, not a novel. I would recommend either shorten that section, or make it more interesting, with line breaks after about every 4-6 sentences. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:51, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Don't police active users' user pages

Especially when the comment you deleted needed instead to be moved to the sender's page and replied to. (Don't do that either; I already have.) Just write funny stuff. Spıke Ѧ 10:10 8-Jun-13

Just wanted to help, won't happen again. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 20:55, June 8, 2013 (UTC)
I must say despite the fact you've made a few errors here and there and have been banned once or twice, which are noobish errors which you shall learn from, you have become a very active user and I am grateful that we have got another active user on this site. If you want one of your articles to be read or something just let me know. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:10, June 9, 2013 (UTC)
You're welcome, and I'm replacing the immature humor in my Dungeon Siege 2 article with just plain misinformation, to make it better. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 18:17, June 9, 2013 (UTC)

I give up

Trying to undo what the vandal is doing is... not easy. I tried to help, but I can't keep up with this guy. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 06:04, June 10, 2013 (UTC) (If I did anything wrong, let me know what it was)

Thank you for the alert Denza and RAHB also helped with a link I wasn't aware of. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:52, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

A nice big cookie shall be yours in a few moments. Thanks for the help, and protecting my sig! --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 06:53, June 10, 2013 (UTC)


Welcoming a new user on his user page? Just the misstep I need to ban your ass Just kidding!!! Spıke Ѧ 23:27 10-Jun-13

*Denza hides I didn't mean it! It was an accident! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 23:29, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

Userpage Revamp

I just revamped my userpage, so if anyone has any complaints about it... tell me. (Or praises) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 00:10, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

Zulch! Is the auto works

Thanks for clearing up that ip thingy for me. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:50, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/welcome to uncyc is now in Final Draft Stage, a Review Would be Helpful

After it has been reviewed, I will put the data into a template with a better name. If there is anything that you find incomplete, or unecassary, then please leave a message on its talk page, or as a reply to this message. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 15:05, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

  • You are welcome to steal material from User:SPIKE/Welcome. Yours is getting almost as long as mine, and when mine got that long, I found it expedient to organize the information, by task, to help the newbie.
  • Turn the example userspace page name into an actual link, so they can create an article by just clicking on it.
  • Do not ask newbies to patrol Uncyclopedia. Do not recommend to them that they use Special:RecentChanges. You will get newbies rage-warring with other newbies to make a name for themselves (and I am not necessarily convinced you have graduated from this stage). Do not recommend to the newbie any particular role at Uncyclopedia, including to fill a current lack. We will ask them once we sense that they would be good at it.
  • Do not send them to the chat room. They will talk to few of us there and many of our competitors.
  • Do not use the word "chinaman." It is very likely that some of your recipients will be Chinese. Spıke Ѧ 15:31 11-Jun-13
    • The prefered nomenclature is "Asian American" User:Madclaw/sig 16:10, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Done done and done... I will later have a word with you about the chatroom thing though. But that will be later. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 16:03, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Eh, the Chinaman thing was an in-joke of mine... I personally do not have anything against any race, or gender. Because, I look more at how a person is, as a person. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 16:12, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
The Chinaman is not the issue dude User:Madclaw/sig 16:44, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
That is a swell speech! But the point is that your personal in-jokes do not work when the reader is a first-time visitor to Uncyclopedia. Write thinking about who the reader is. Spıke Ѧ 16:20 11-Jun-13

Allright, removed the bit about edit patrolling, and my in-joke. Also categorized it and fixed up the grammar somewhat. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 18:31, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

Removed the list, and the more complex stuff which you told me to remove. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 14:28, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

You have Autopatrolled

I am sick of having to patrol each of your edits. Your sense of smell for vandalism and unfunny edits is usually valid, so I am declaring that you are "probably not a vandal" and giving you Autopatrolled. You should not notice any difference. Now, no victory-lap broadcasts, please; and I wish to hell that there were a little less baying-at-the-moon in many of your Change Summaries. Uncyclopedia is a humor wiki, not a suicide hot-line. Spıke Ѧ 15:21 11-Jun-13

Sounds good to me. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 16:09, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
Jesus christ. --ShabiDOO 03:13, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
Please don't tell me I dragged yet another user into the Denza saga... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 03:19, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

Did what ping me when?

Please meet me on IRC, I have big plans for a wiki User:Madclaw/sig 19:00, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

Shhh... the mutiny is planned for TOMORROW! Not today... *Denza sneaks off --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 19:28, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

OMG, Help! >_<

How in the world am I supposed to add pictures to my user page directly? Tell a girl what to do! Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top? (I suck at this kind of stuff...)~C.PrincessX 04:22, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

It'll soon be on your page... give me a minute or two. Also, would you like a sig to work with? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 04:33, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
That'd be great. Thank you, sir. ~C.PrincessX 04:52, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
BTW, I really don't know how to add images to Uncyclopedia (˙ǝɔunp ɐ ɯɐ ı). Thank you for helping me with the picture of the cute girl, though. I have mediocre tech skills, so I apologize for all the questions.¿˙˙˙ʎɐʍʎuɐ 'ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ʇɐ ǝʞɐʍɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍThe Pirate PrincessCutlassPrincessX 05:38, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
Oh me, oh my, how on Earth do you manage to make your userboxes so tidy? Ugh...The Pirate PrincessCutlassPrincessX 19:20, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

Done. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 19:27, June 12, 2013 (UTC) (<And the award for most useless talk page response goes to...)

One more question. Sorry. Is it possible to add images on Uncyclopedia from a tablet? (Like, a shitty shitty Kindle especially?). I really wanna know... The Pirate PrincessCutlassPrincessX 20:05, June 12, 2013 (UTC)
Eh, I'm not sure, but probably not...I'd ask an admin which can be found in UN:AA --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 20:47, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

User Page

I have a phobia of anime... (sometimes)--Uncycloperson (talk) 02:37, June 13, 2013 (UTC)


I know you will say "it was just a joke," but would you please desist from repeatedly begging even a willing (or ignorant) new user to pay attention to your updated user page? What is on your user page is largely up to you, and the business of this website is producing more articles of interest to the general reader, not giving you high-fives on time you spent that is of no interest to the general user. That is, this is a humor wiki not a babysitting service. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 13:01 13-Jun-13

Sure, will desist. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 14:18, June 13, 2013 (UTC)


Master Denza: You are not Uncyclopedia. Your personal welcome template does not belong in the Template: namespace any more than it would belong in the Uncyclopedia: or UnNews: namespace. It belongs in your userspace, where I have now moved it (see title above). There is nothing about being in your userspace that keeps you from invoking it as a template with {{User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/UncycWelcome}}. I regret the chore of typing all that; but you picked a tediously long username, and you pay the price when transcluding personal files. Spıke Ѧ 16:53 13-Jun-13

Ah, now I get it. Being completely honest here, I thought I could make a template for use by all, but if it is a personal template... can I put myself into the template? Not in like userpage whoring, but something akin to the "SPIKE is a grumpy old dog, you can be stroke his fur, or be smitten by his stick" thing? (Eg, Image of something that represents me, and a caption?) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 18:10, June 13, 2013 (UTC)

Go ahead, though that is the weakest part of mine; only it serves as a good introduction, especially the part about the plastic bat being the ban-stick. If we thought there should be one standard introduction file, we would certainly have debated it in the Forum with drama comparable to the Content Warning, and not simply waited for you to do us up one. Spıke Ѧ 19:20 13-Jun-13


You uploaded a drawing with the following summary: A manga drawing by Denza. To be used somehow, somewhere, at some point and time in the nonspecified future. Do not use without consent of Me, Denza. This is a original drawing by me, and therefore, does not break any copyright things at all. I have deleted this upload.

Let me remind you of the terms of the Creative Commons license: Anything you contribute here can be copied and used by anyone else, provided they don't try to make money properly due to you, and provided they acknowledge your authorship. If those terms are unacceptable, don't upload stuff. You cannot upload and claim you have the right of exclusive use to it. If you must continually bare your soul, do it under the terms of this website, and do not lecture the rest of us on fabricated rules that we must follow. Spıke Ѧ 22:36 13-Jun-13

dafuck am i doing

how do i upload a picture when it tells me the file is empty or whatever mumbo jumbo it says? my file is most assuredly not empty. it is a picture it is full of pixels and other picture like stuff. this is my first page. how very boring it is.

First of all, you should read my welcome message that I put on your talkpage, as it has some beginners guides for uncyc usage, and please get a sig to mark your comments. Second of all, what file format are you using, and make sure that the file is, y'know, actually in the specified location. Thirdly, you should have further queries asked in talkpages, don't make a new page just to ask how to upload a file. And finally, make sure that you have filled out the entire form, and specified what kind of license it shall use. If it is in a .bmp file, open it up in paint, and save it as a .png file, or .jpg file. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 05:41, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

ok i read your message but not any of the guides. the picture is actually in a specified location and yes it is a supported jpg file. and yes i filled out the form completely including selecting licenseing. and how do i get a signature? --Jmw55018 05:53, June 14, 2013 (UTC) maybe i figured the sig out? ok this time after trying about 10 times it uploaaded a pic--Jmw55018 05:57, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

Perhaps you should have read the damn page where it said DO NOT POST PORNOGRAPHY. Your image will be deleted. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 06:03, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

List of real life hacks and cheat codes‎‎

Is this article on the site to inform or to amuse? Shall we take it to VFD or wait to see if Anon can clean it up? Spıke Ѧ 22:00 16-Jun-13

After actually looking at the page, I was like... thats a lot of lists. So, I suppose so. (I only reverted what appeared as a section blanking.) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 22:02, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

A valid call; I saw it and abstained for the above reason. "I suppose so" is ambiguous.... Spıke Ѧ 22:12 16-Jun-13


WWJJD? Actually, the quote in question was a parody of Joyce's last words- "Does nobody understand?" I wanted to put it on the James Joyce bio page but apparently you can't edit that. I wasn't really intending to comment on the page, just joke about Joyce.

Whut? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 22:24, June 17, 2013 (UTC) (No seriously, I got no idea what you're talking about)

Good. Let's keep it that way, shall we?

This would be the IP for Thomasevans1414, who can neither figure out how to sign despite your welcome of him, nor that it was I not you who reverted him. I stand by my statement that this malformed initial quotation, in stating that the article is inscrutable, coaches the reader on how to read it before the reader has begun doing so. Spıke Ѧ 03:05 18-Jun-13

Okay, you have Teh Rollbackz

What this means:

  1. Special:RecentChanges will now show exclamation points to the left of some edits. This means no one has looked at them. Click on "[Hide] patrolled edits" and you will see only the edits that no one has looked at.
  2. All diffs of a single edit will now show, in the right panel, [Patrol this edit].
  3. There is a JavaScript file that adds a [patrol] button to Special:RecentChanges for one or many edits to the same page.
  4. If you think I get angry, if I again go on patrol and look at an edit, only to find you have undone it but not marked it Patrolled, I will get angrier.

Unfortunately, to give you the above powers, we had to give you Teh Rollbackz. This means:

  1. All edits that are the most recent to a page will now show a [rollback] button. This is exactly like Undo except that it doesn't add the page to your watch list. It will kill any number of consecutive edits by the same person, as when I tried to roll back some of your recent breast-beating and wound up deleting some of your votes. Be careful!
  2. Rollback won't let you write a Change Summary unless you take special action. (See Forum:Rollback with custom Change Summary.) Registered Uncyclopedians are generally entitled to see a reason they were rolled back. As with all Change Summaries, please use this to describe the edit or the reason it had to be undone, not how you are feeling today. Spıke Ѧ 15:28 20-Jun-13

The Big Bang Theory (TV series)

Author GigavoltHekamaks has blanked this page (reverted by Pennyfeather). On User talk:GigavoltHekamaks, I say that you should have noticed that he is the article's creator, but that you are correct that the article was unsatisfactory in the state that Mak left it. Spıke Ѧ 18:36 20-Jun-13


MARK IT PATROLLED NOW Spıke Ѧ 19:32 20-Jun-13

I can't find the button after I edited it! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 22:05, June 20, 2013 (UTC)

The button isn't on your edit, naturally, but Anon's. But you seem to have figured it out. Spıke Ѧ 00:26 21-Jun-13

!!! --ShabiDOO 01:29, June 22, 2013 (UTC)

Whut? 0_0 --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 01:41, June 22, 2013 (UTC)

Indeed I do

I have little to no clue on how to make a sig here, I probably passed it up in the beginner's guide because I was more focused on the how to be funny and polite to other user stuff. And thanks for cleaning my user boxes! Makes my page look alot nicer. --ZhenBang (talk) 19:13, June 21, 2013 (UTC)

Give me a sec to make you a sig... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 19:43, June 21, 2013 (UTC)
Denza, every sig you make looks like yours!!! It is as though you were turning other Uncyclopedians into franchises! You should just point him to the instructions I gave your old username (as you will have to give him comparable instructions anyway, to turn the sig on). Spıke Ѧ 19:56 21-Jun-13
At the least, there should be a .GIF of a firecracker between Zhen and Bang. Spıke Ѧ 20:04 21-Jun-13
Is there a gif I could use already on uncyc? If so, I can implement it soon. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 00:13, June 22, 2013 (UTC)

Brit Slayer

Do not greet Brit Slayer or any new spelling. He does not want us to be funny but deposit on the site as many copies of his essay, on the evil spawning of Britons, in as many places as he can. This one is now permabanned, like the others. Spıke Ѧ 11:40 26-Jun-13

Eh, why did you tell me on my userpage? I mean, I get what you're saying, but why on my userpage? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 12:49, June 26, 2013 (UTC)


I patrolled this edit on the basis that the section that Anon removed just ridicules a bunch of people (every Brit living outside London) and it doesn't do so in a particularly clever way: subhuman, interbreeding, gravy-in-uterus. Spıke Ѧ 20:08 26-Jun-13

I didn't notice the Gravy in uterus bit... I guess the anon was right. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 00:45, June 27, 2013 (UTC)


Hello! I have posted a response on my talk page. Anton (talk) 15:54, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

Right right, I'll look over the list in a bit. Thanks! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 18:11, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

Ok. It may be a bit out-of-date, though. Anton (talk) 18:33, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

Recent news from old newspapers

Yesterday's issue. Anton (talk) 05:45, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

If you don't know where to find the news

Happy reading! Anton (talk) 17:32, July 5, 2013 (UTC)


Apart from the awkward pun--which appears in the page title and makes it vanishingly unlikely that anyone will search for this--this entry has nothing going for it, except a cryptic second definition that intertwines with your site identity. In other words, the only reason to clone this article here is vanity--and perhaps the joy of stirring up intra-site politics.

Although you have paid your admission here with your patrol work, if you want to try your hand at actual humor, the steps are: (1) Read HTBFANJS, which you said you have done; (2) consult Uncyclopedia:Requested articles to see what real topics users have asked to be covered, and pick one on which you know something; and (3) solicit a collaboration or at least a continuing reviewer. ScottPat, Anton, and the Reverend should eagerly agree. I'll watch from time to time, but right now, patrolling days-old edits that no one has looked at is taking up my free time. Spıke Ѧ 14:00 11-Jul-13

This Anon is editing a lot of our anime articles. I reverted one, on the grounds that he seemed more interested in getting the word out than writing humor, but am not sure. Could you evaluate his edits? Spıke Ѧ 14:58 11-Jul-13

Gah... haven't been around...

I've been lazy the past few days... haven't written much, nor patrolled... but I should be at around 50% capacity in the near future, and 100% in a few months. Sorry for my lazyness. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 22:42, July 12, 2013 (UTC)(I also blame IRC)

Signature Parodies

Hello! As you have requested, here is a parody of your signature. Find out what's new at Signature Parodies. The Shield of Ozone ANT199M.E. (My Edits)! 10:13, July 13, 2013 (UTC) By the way, how about writing a paragraph or two about yourself for UnSignpost. If you want to tell other Uncyclopedians who you are and some interesting stuff (you can certainly make it up), then, please, go on and do it here. Thanks (even if you decided not to do it). Anton (talk) 12:49, July 13, 2013 (UTC)

I actually will write a biopic later today! you read my mind! And the sig parody is nice! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 00:55, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:02, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

Ellipse                               Puppy's talk page10:23 15 Jul 2013

Not quite: it's ellipsis. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 22:40, July 15, 2013 (UTC)
Typo. The s fell of the end.                               Puppy's talk page10:45 15 Jul 2013

Neurotypical syndrome

You were recently inside this article with the summary Made it more correct. Anon today has expanded it by one-third and, even with the lame excuse of putting it "in the style of the thing it's about" (if "Neurotypical syndrome" is merely a nicer way to say obsessive-compulsive), the result is that the article is more turgid than before, with tons of encyclopedia clichés such as "It is commonly believed...." Would you please review this change and post-edit or revert it? Spıke Ѧ 16:53 7-Aug-13

Circular Promotion

I linked my page to the fork one, and vice versa. So it cancels out. 1+-1 = 0. So I did nothing! Aren't I smart? And adorable? <otaku> I are KAWAII DESU! </otaku> INsincerely, --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 19:29, August 8, 2013 (UTC)

S'all Good

All is well buddy! I'm forgiving... Once. Do it again and I will eat you. Feet first up... ANYWAYS. You said something about editing both sites... I'm a little confused. I haven't been here in a good year... Did I miss something? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:10, August 9, 2013 (UTC)


Your nomination of this on QVFD deserves a two-hour ban, which is enough time for you to read the Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy. However, you are doing real work tonight, no one else is, and why interrupt it? However, to summarize: Real articles with a history (in this case, going back 8 years) are not QVFD'd. Spıke Ѧ 01:36 10-Aug-13

Oh, dang it... I meant to post it on VFD, I think... But the article is pretty bad... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 01:39, August 10, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry for the USP

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) 11:28, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

Your signature

I know we can hover over it and wait for the tooltip, but do you suppose your new signature could give us more of a hint as to who is it that is signing? Spıke Ѧ 00:24 14-Aug-13

Done --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:45, August 15, 2013 (UTC)


In the edit you reverted, JammyGrammyLammy was surely following Simsie's advice at Talk:Pleb. Spıke Ѧ 20:35 15-Aug-13

Problems, considering the UnSignpost

If you care about what we are delivering to you, please, take a look at this forum and vote if you can! Your opinion is very important! Anton (talk) 17:09, August 19, 2013 (UTC)

It is back!

Anton (talk) 13:18, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:38, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

this is my irc channel i just set up

If you want to talk, go here and put #samanddenze as the channel --S1312 01:44, September 4, 2013 (UTC)

Let me know when --S1312 19:35, September 4, 2013 (UTC)


Do you hate I think it is a vandal! I am new and I'm called Post a comment on my talk page! (UTC) 20:15, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

If you want to become an Uncyclopedian, pick a user name. Anonymous users don't get talk pages. Spıke Ѧ 19:43 11-Sep-13

A Quick Conversation With Myself

Why hello there denza! Its me, denza!. Hows it hangin? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits!04:47, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

Its going good. Hangin a little to the left though. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 04:53, September 15, 2013 (UTC)


It looks like you're trying to use a signature file without having one. I could make you a signature file if you want. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 05:04, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
Lose the caps lock, first of all. Second, I recommend you should read HTBFANJS. It will help you become a better writer on the site. After that, I'll think about vouching for your unbanning. --Serious Denza 17:47, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
Allright, I'll be nice, and shorten your ban from 2 weeks to a day. In the future, please act better. --Denza the Admin 19:21, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

UnSygnposte Delieverie

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:06, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

User talk:Morning Joe

I have reverted your piling-on on the talk page of this new user who has rage-quit. In dropping the name of Aimsplode, in further criticizing his first edit, and in jive regarding the Uncyclopedia community, you are writing to yourself without regard for the impression you are making on the recipient of your post. This morning's comment of mine at User talk:Newman66 is something you should take to heart too. Your brief period of being of doing useful Patrol work has given way to an era of begging for attention, from cutesy posts to cutesy votes. Spıke Ѧ 16:52 16-Sep-13

I was just trying to tell him about the shift in humor paradigms in the site that is currently occuring. And since he called us nazi's (nazii? nazen?) I decided to tell him that we're not nazi's, except for perma'd Aimsplode, who contrary to recent rumours, I didn't try to revive. That was a joke. Also, I find being too serious on VFD is boring unless there is a specific thing about the article that's bad. And regarding patrolling, HOW DO YOU PATROL FOR MULTIPLE EDITS? I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE DAMN BUTTON! And there aren't as many unpatrolled edits that are single. Hope that satisfies you. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:16, September 16, 2013 (UTC)(inb4 it doesn't)
I would quit as well if I read Dungeons post. Its confusing and condescending...the opposite of clear advice and encouragement. --ShabiDOO 01:12, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
Denza. Have you been drinking too much cheap fizz? Your postings are become bizarre! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:46, September 17, 2013 (UTC)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ScottPat challenged your vote on VFD to keep this article. I deleted the challenge, as it ought not be made in the middle of a ballot, but I too would like to know your rationale. The usual criterion is not what it used to be but how funny it is now, and my contention was that it was funny mostly to the author. Spıke Ѧ 19:21 26-Sep-13

Interesting formatting --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 16:59, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Reporting from the Belgian Congo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:47, September 30, 2013 (UTC)

"I'd rather not talk about it"

I too would rather you talk about the article nominated for deletion than yourself. Meanwhile: Your score count, please. Spıke Ѧ 14:18 4-Oct-13

[[File:AnalSwastikas.png|center|thumb|250px|What I was referring to when I said "I'd rather not talk about it"]] --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 16:56, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
Let's keep VFD votes on topic from now on, the topic being the article in question, OK?---- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:30, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
 ;-; --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:22, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

Forum:A new VFS is in order

Sorry, but I've taken over your forum, as there are a couple of things that needed to be cleared up before we could hold a new VFS.

On the fork - that forum you created where I added a vote, just thought I'd clear something up. Nobody is voted out of Uncyclopedia - it's not a reality TV show. The vote was always intended to be a joke. You seemed to be taking it a little too seriously though, so I thought I should clear up any confusionalisations.                               Puppy's talk page04:21 07 Oct 2013


I didn't get banned for making that forum... *Denza shifty eyes --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 16:20, October 14, 2013 (UTC)

Simsilikesims had warned me that she endorsed the idea of creating a Forum. I have never banned you for expressing an opinion; only for major disruptions to the work of the website. About which: You seem to be on your way. Spıke Ѧ 16:54 14-Oct-13
uh oh... anywhoo, I'll get to work on vocaloid soon. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:08, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
Dude...try and follow through with this one. Actually accomplishing something, doing something thats constructive for the site with clear results will put a lot of faith in you for the rest of the user base. --ShabiDOO 17:31, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
Denza you already have some supporters on your forum. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:05, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
Regarding SHOUTING AT EVERYONE ELSE when you don't immediately prevail in a vote, taking negative comments personally, and getting defensive when people call attention to the significance of things you yourself wrote: You chose to make a broadcast, now stop turning it into a drama-fest. Spıke Ѧ 09:04 15-Oct-13

Sock Puppets

Denza, if you don't want your two week ban extend to a month - don't create or encourage anymore sock puppets. And don't use a sock puppet to answer me here either or you will flying into an infinity ban where there will be no return. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:13, October 21, 2013 (UTC)

When a single post can become a source for drama, a newspaper becomes a deadly weapon

Have fun reading it!

Anton (talk) 17:14, October 21, 2013 (UTC)

Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost

Anton (talk) 17:22, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Who said 'late'?

Anton (talk) 19:20, December 17, 2013 (UTC)

The last UnSignpost of the year

Anton (talk) 21:08, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

The first UnSignpost of the year

That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you! Have a nice time reading it! Anton (talk) 19:49, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

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