User talk:Dumbledoreluvsnape

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Now, being less formal, you will see the above message in a lot of users' talk page. However, that does not mean this is an automated message. Really, I had to click on your user talk, copy-paste this stuff, and submit it with my own fleshy finger. Now, some personal non-official advice:
  • You may think some stuff that appears everywhere here is cool, like Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing, Russian Reversal, and Mr. T. Those things are completely overused and not funny anymore. Among us sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon chiché (if you want respect, trust me, try French instead of Internet-Speak). Whatever, these subjects are worn out, near death, and in dire need of being huffed. Just don't mention them unless you have a very, very good reason. Or if it's funny. And I mean funny.
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  • Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. Never.
  • And, finally, don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:58, Jan 15

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edit Severus Snape

Hi, thanks for contributing to the above page. I have reverted your edit for the time being since the section you added entitled "Snape chat" was not particularly amusing and was adding little to the article. The problem is that Snape chat is not a part of the novels and, while a brief line mentioning it could easily be amusing, a whole section on it is pushing things a bit. Consider the readership of the article, people will want to read a satirical take on a character from Harry Potter, they are unlikely to want to read a lengthy paragraph that is only connected to the novels by the names of the characters. Have a quick read of HTBFANJS for some more advice on this. I'm not saying that the mention of Snape chat should be banished altogether from the article, but what I am saying is that a whole section devoted to it is going too far. Thanks. --Chiefjustice32X 07:39, March 27, 2014 (UTC)

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