User talk:Dumbledoreluvsnape

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edit Severus Snape

Hi, thanks for contributing to the above page. I have reverted your edit for the time being since the section you added entitled "Snape chat" was not particularly amusing and was adding little to the article. The problem is that Snape chat is not a part of the novels and, while a brief line mentioning it could easily be amusing, a whole section on it is pushing things a bit. Consider the readership of the article, people will want to read a satirical take on a character from Harry Potter, they are unlikely to want to read a lengthy paragraph that is only connected to the novels by the names of the characters. Have a quick read of HTBFANJS for some more advice on this. I'm not saying that the mention of Snape chat should be banished altogether from the article, but what I am saying is that a whole section devoted to it is going too far. Thanks. --Chiefjustice32X 07:39, March 27, 2014 (UTC)

edit Mordor

You added a sentence equating Mordor to ISIS. Here again, the paragraph was about something else, and your only comedy point is that Mordor is evil, and ISIS is evil. (Happily, you omitted Richard Nixon and Michael Jackson.) If you want to develop this, it should be a separate paragraph and you should do some work to write an entertaining explanation of exactly why the two are similar. If Mordor turned into ISIS, why? How did it happen? Who did Sauron become? Otherwise, it is the same as just putting Oscar Wilde in a list and expecting people to laugh. Sorry about that! Spıke Ѧ 00:55 29-Nov-14

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