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edit HowTo:Start a new page
You type the title in the search box, push the "go" button, and what you will get is a page telling you no such article exists. Somewhere on there are words like, "Would you like to create such and such an article", you push on that and a page template will appear with the title on top and a blank section to type in not too far under it. Type, save, and page created! Aleister 00:49 28-1-'13 (if you happen to get a short ban please come back and try try again)
I suggest you strongly follow the second one in particular after seeing the comments you made at SPIKE. Just a friendly warning that you should keep calm when talking to other users. I'm not baning you because you are making positive grammar corrections, but I will have to if you speak to other users like that again. Happy editing. 03:55, January 28, 2013 (UTC)
edit May I ask why...
...you'd like your account deleted. Was there a reason that made you change your mind about this site? Thanks. Aleister 4:23 28-1-'13