User talk:DragonLizardJareth

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edit Welcome!

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edit Top ten most...

Hey. Are you likely to finish this at all, as it's a short list, but shows promise. Not by adding more items to the list, but by adding more detail about every item. Also a recurring joke. What is the common element in all these figures? Who has been known to associate with them all in the past? (Actually, Ronald Reagan is scarily the first person who popped into my mind...) Pup t 22:46, 13/09/2009

edit The Doctor


All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you

for supporting the featured article on the Doctor.
Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming.
The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out.
He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation.

That's brilliant, isn't it?

I say, would you like a jelly baby?

Thank you for supporting! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:47 19 Sep 2009]

edit Welcome to UnNews

Your article has been moved from UnNews to User:DragonLizardJareth/Western shootout Reenactment ends in Bloodshed. Second Korean War begins because it needs work, and if you'd like to fix it up and try again, here it is. My welcoming drivel below should answer many questions. Feel free to chat with me if you like. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Che Ape

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edit Alright buddy

I was content enough with the "warning" you left over my talk page, I'm used to having enough drugs induced stuff over there. But you will not, and I shall repeat that to be clear, will not go around telling people to do something under the threat of "it's their final warning". I hope this is absolutely clear. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:05, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Amusingly this is actually your final warning. --Chiefjustice3DS 21:32, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your Pee Review

Is here. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:25, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit The FBI article

I found this article while looking under recent edits. To be honest, its a load of listy meme-ish crud. I was feeling nice, so I moved an exact copy of it to User:DragonLizardJareth/FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives for you. I'm nominating the mainspace article for deletion in the meantime as I feel it currently has no redeeming value (the entry can be found here). Once you feel you've improved it (within your userspace), please don't hesitate to get another pee review and then recreate the article. Until then, any questions or complaints, please drop me a line on my talk page. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 19:44 EST 31 July, 2010

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