User talk:Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 7

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Wow, Olipro of all people is making you quit? I thought you a bigger man, "Skullthumper" --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:29, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
What I find hard to believe is that you are willing to give up on a years work on a humour website over a joke. Irony, or what? Are you Nintendorulez in disguise? ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
This is Olipro we're talking about, right? (from the alternate audio track on the DVD of Unforgiven)
"I'm Olipro and I've buggered women and children. I've buggered everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to bugger you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."
Don't ask me how I discovered this hidden track. It's a shame that I plan to carry to my grave. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
awww! aw, awwwwwww! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:05, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

I wouldn't like to think I made you leave over the fact you fancy another Uncyc user who you never met, but equally, if you take me that seriously you probably need to take some time out to mature "like a piece of stilton" -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:14, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Or perhaps, you need to realize when to stop.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:26 Aug 22, 2008
It's done, I've stopped, see the VD. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:47, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:12, 22 August 2008 (UTC)


Please don't leave on account of one person. It's so easy to just ignore that person. A lot of people on here are dicks, but for every one of those people, there's 2 people who aren't dicks. And that makes, like 38 people at least who aren't forgot what I was sayin'. Oh yeah. Dicks. Anyway, like...don't go. Or whatever. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 19:36, 22 August 2008 (UTC)


I brought a picture of some sausages. Hope you like them.


MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:59, Aug 22

Hey, look at this!


Isn't he so cute?

Look at the adorable puppy. He wants you to come back. His eyes cry for your return. How can you possibly say no to him?

Observe his lonely gaze. Surely, it is a gaze of sadness that can only be remedied by the return of the one who has possession of him; the one whose talk page currently hosts his image and likeness.

Despite the loss, he still maintains an ever so slight smile in hope that one may finally return to properly care for him. He needs a doctor to make sure that he is healthy and can become a full, adult dog. He needs someone of power to maintain a watchful eye over him. He may also be some sort of allegory for this site, but let's ignore that, and carefully see him, sitting there, waiting for you.

How could you deny him of that? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 15:21, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

Now look at this!



Doesn't that make you feel all warm inside? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Skully, it's all over now, the whole thread is gone, your request for me to stop victimising you is granted, and even better; nobody is paying any more attention to you and the original "joke" that upset you... suffice to say that your grievance has essentially been destroyed.

Your Move. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:19, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 19:58


Why won't you let the Runescape page be created? Ldude893 09:41, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Because nobody seems able to create a page there that doesn't suck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:54, Sep 1
A runescape page would be funny as heck... you should unblock it. -- Someone too lazy to sign up
Get an account and write it in your userspace to prove to me that it would be "funny as heck," as you say. Otherwise, no.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:57 Sep 02, 2008
There is no reason why you should block it. Ldude893 04:40, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Yes there is. Pretty much every blocked page here is blocked for one reason: people keep on creating crap versions of it. We don't arbitrarily decide to block pages to piss people off. Well, not that often. So create the article in your userspace here and prove that you are finally bestowing on us a funny article to fill that page, and the admins will then unblock the page and shift it in there. Simple. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:12, Sep 3
Give me access to the older versions so I can see why it's locked Ldude893 11:27, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
I'd love to restore all 2,053 deleted edits just for you. Absolutely love to. Except my DSL is broken, and I'm stuck on dialup, which I'll have to be off of in a few minutes. So, no. Suffice to say all of the old revisions failed HTBFANJS. Read that, then write.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:55 Sep 04, 2008
Well? Ldude893 01:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Well what? Did you write a funny version yet? If not, get to it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:55 Sep 08, 2008
WELL?!?   Le Cejak <2:18, 08 Sep 2008>
You never give a chance for articles to live, do you.Ldude893 11:26, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
What part of "Do it in your userspace" is so hard to understand? Listen, let me explain why it got deleted. Uncyclopedia has a whole bunch of titles that are protected for one reason or another. This system of protected titles was first CVP - where the titles were created with a redirect to the CVP page and protected - then DPP - where the titles were included in a cascading protected page. The newest method involves protecting those titles directly. When I was first admin'd, I took on the large task of getting all of the CVP pages and DPP pages protected directly. If you look at the history of the article Runescape, you'll notice it is indeed one of these CVP'd pages. Therefore, it should not exist, and the page should be protected. I deleted the article because of this. I didn't see that you added anything beyond what you had in your userspace, but if you need it back to work on I'll be more than happy to restore it to your userspace.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:06 Sep 13, 2008


WHy is the page on Slipknot locked? I had some seriously funny ideas cooked up in my head.


Why is the Slipknot page locked? My Russian/Australian compatriots and I have some very funny ideas going... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teh doctor (talk • contribs)

See that bit above this? The one titled WTH? Read it, replacing the word "Runescape" with "Slipknot". Voila! --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:05, Sep 4
Write an article in your userspace, then. Also, what Under user said.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:57 Sep 04, 2008
User:Teh doctor/Slipknot. There! Done! happy? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teh doctor (talk • contribs)
Mainspaced. Also, sign your friggin' posts. If you want some advice on how to make it betterer, check out UN:PR, but you've actually made a page that's not QVFD or VFD fodder on Slipknot! Congratulations sir!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:56 Sep 14, 2008

UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:36


WTF isn't Cajek blocked? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:32, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, good question. I must be slacking on my admin duties again. Which is a bit paradoxical, considering one of the admin's duties is to slack off.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:49 Sep 13, 2008


WELL?! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:51, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Please stop deleting my Silver The Hedgehog page!

I am not done yet, and i have some kewl idea's for it! The preceding unsigned comment was added by DarkMatter (talk • contribs)

Hi there! If a page is in construction, it's a good idea to add {{construction}} to it to show the rest of us that you're not done yet. Also, it's less annoying if you use the Preview button.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:40 Sep 14, 2008
umm.. okay... thanx. The preceding unsigned comment was added by DarkMatter (talk • contribs)
Welcome. Also, please sign your posts with four tildes, like so: ~~~~ so other people can see who's talking.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:47 Sep 14, 2008
Thanx again, sorry to bother you, i'm new here.
Not a problem, dude. (P.S. the four tildes - ~~~~ - automatically transform into your username, a link to your userpage, and the time you posted. So you'd write Message ~~~~.)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:45 Sep 14, 2008
Again.... thank you.... do you like the page so far? DarkMatter 15:16, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
I see you've got the sig thing working. Have you read HTBFANJS? It's one of the most helpful guides here. Rather, it's the only helpful guide here. Your article sounds like it's turning into one long complaint. Which isn't exactly funny, unless you're parodying someone complaining, knowwhatImean? Video game characters are notoriously difficult to write a good article on.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:21 Sep 15, 2008
Ah... it isn't a complaint, as i am a fan of Silver, but, there is one really funny thing i know of and have told my friend.... he cracked up! DarkMatter 15:42, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

You are a star!

Thanks for letting me use you... Stop Squirming and Hold Still. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:15, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, how best to convey my reaction? Oh yes, probably: XD  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 14:20 Sep 15, 2008
Your credentials have been updated with a revision of the page; please review and see if they are to your liking. -Tritefantastic 05:38, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Plz to move discussion to my current userpage.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:39 Oct 13, 2008

I was way too lazy to put a header, or sign my post, thus revealing that I'm probably an asshole

Could someone help tidy up my articles? Im not really sure of the format they need to be in to avoid deletion

also why is there deletion here thats the worst thing about wikipedia thanks

First off, sign your posts. Secondly, sit down with a cup of tea and give HTBFANJS a read. Some handy templates you ought to know: {{construction}} signals to other people that you're not done working on an article. Thirdly, sign your posts: I hate it when people don't bother to learn the first thing about a wiki, like, signing your posts. Fourth, if we didn't delete things, the site would be filled with unfunny bullshit. Well, more than it already is. And we don't want someone visiting the site to think we're a bunch of 12-year-olds spamming "lol metallica sux" or something similar on a website. We delete crap because it's crap.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:15 Sep 15, 2008
I'd like to add one other thing: Protip: If you don't want your articles deleted, work on them in your userspace, or even keep a copy in your userspace. No admin will delete something in your userspace unless you specifically request it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:19 Sep 15, 2008


YTTE's page history disappeared when you hacked it up!!!! It's not gone forever is it?!?! IS IT!?!? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:37, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes No Penis.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:42 Sep 16, 2008
T_T -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:43, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Don't you know? Penis = Yes. I guess. Sire !! -4- (23:44 09-16-2008)







UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 10:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Woah Woah Woah

I've obviously missed a lot of shit while I was gone (and I'm still technically gone until Monday), but I didn't expect many pleasant surprises when I returned. Glad to see you're back around here. Also, how's that other "thing" coming along? You know. The thing. Sorry I haven't been around for it too, this whole internet thing struck me pretty unexpectedly, I was never able to really alert anybody. -RAHB 01:15, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

The thing is going really, really well. Three-quarters of the team is ready to go. We've had loads of technical and non-technical difficulties that we've just resolved, so your return (on Mondayish, anyway) is what is known as Perfect Fucking Timing.
Oh, and Ethine and I are engaged.[1] And, I found my sense of humor again. The bugger seems to be running off when I get into, I don't know, depressive periods. Yes, that's right: I've been an uptight fucker because I was on my periods. Considering this has been going on and off since April, I've decided to do something about it. I'm either going to see a professional or beat myself over the head with a mallet. I think I'll flip a coin.
Also: GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK!!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:10 Sep 20, 2008
Strangely fitting you'd be the first to make an Ethine joke out of the two of us =) Give my best to the others, and hopefully everything will be back in full swing by Monday or Tuesday. Also, let Sys know I'll be getting a ribbon mic by the end of October. That should make him salivate a little bit. Heh. And I got a funny little image of the south park Dr. Skullthumper laying with his hands crossed on a psychiatrist's couch when you mentioned a professional. Hope that all works out well. Ask Ethine what she'd like for a wedding present. I know I can probably get away with getting you a hammer or something. -RAHB 05:40, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
  1. In highly intellectual discussion.


I know nuffin' about that "programmy language" thingy, except what I stole from other pages. I'd give you a cookie, but "C" is for cookie. This leads to the stunningly obvious conclusion that cookies are for me. I'm sorry, but the math is quite clear on that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:31 Sep 21, 2008
I'd try to learn about it, but me haves enough trubl wiff english. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:37, 21 September 2008 (UTC)


I don't want to sound noob-ish and that (obviously, I am), but do you know how to create a custom sig? if so, create a custom sig for me (random names appear in my name, replacing "insert name here" lol). Mr. Insert Name Here 19:03, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure how often I'll be around to actually do the whole custom-sig bit, but here's the important bit you need to know. First, create a subpage. Then, go out and get a turkey sub. Next, ship the turkey sub via e-mail over to me; I'm hungry. After that, you'll want to put your custom sig in said subpage, go to your preferences and tick "Raw signature," then put {{nosubst|User:Mr. Insert Name Here/sig}} in the box right above that. Hope this helps!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:37 Sep 30, 2008
Or, if you want a sig that works, put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mr. Insert Name Here/sig}} in the nickname box. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:44, Sep 30
Or totally that.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:50 Oct 02, 2008


Bonsoir Moiseur SkullThumper. Jem' appelle Cecil. Je suis Canadienne! Je suis de Quebec. Comment 'appelle vous?-- 22:57, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

so i herd ur sad

diagram --> :(

I tell you what I tell all my patients who are also my doctors: Thetans! They're in ur soul, causin' all ur problemz! Simply kneel and renounce your beliefs for Tom Cruise and his science fiction book, and ye shalt be saved for the one-time-only low-low price of only $250,000 while supplies last! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:53, Sep 30

Pilates, man. That's where it's at. -RAHB 19:59, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
Thetan pilates? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Sep 30
I BLAME SOCIETY. Mostly because I've heard society is lazy and fat, so they're not likely to get up off the couch to defend themselves.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:52 Oct 02, 2008

Nazi Categorizer/UnScripts:The Symposium

Good stuff - it has a quite a lot of subpages, I think they're templates which you use on the main article, I'm guessing you know what your about, but on the surface these could be classified as article subpages - I can do this, but I wanted to check if there might be some reason not to:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:58, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, sure, knock yourself out. Label 'em however you like, they're just shortcuts for mass formatting in lieu of CSS.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:20 Oct 04, 2008

UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:17, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!!!


+17.5 points for brightening my night/early morning. Please drive up to the next window to collect your prize.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:32 Oct 04, 2008
It's your birthday? OMGWTF happy birthday. Try not to accidentally thump someone's knee or something, you senile old doctor! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:14, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
They are going to let you vote now? Bloody hell. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:06, Oct 4
Scary, I know...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:59 Oct 04, 2008

Happy birthday, apparently. I'd send you some golden memories but prices are going through the roof with the crash and all. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:52, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Meh.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:12 Oct 06, 2008

Oh yeah. Birthday and all. I missed it because I was moving in that day. Shame, I would have given you head and everything. -RAHB 05:50, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Pfui.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:12 Oct 06, 2008

I remembered your b-day, but I was too much of a dick to say anything. Yeah: go vote, buy porn, and sign up for the army now, you 18-year-old!! QUIT MOCKING ME WITH YOUR YOUTH!   Le Cejak <5:55 Oct 06, 2008>

Cajek!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S CAJEK! OMG! CAJEEEEEEEK! Thanks for the happy birthday wish! I am honored by your very presence!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:12 Oct 06, 2008

Thanks for the vote

Art-Nouveau-Metro-Chateau-dEau-Sign-Paris-France-Photographic-Print-C12897178 Thanks for the vote on
Now let's go strike again!

Thanks there:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:48, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Polar Express

I saw your vote on that Grandad's Stories thing. I'd like to jump in and say that children being picked up by an alcoholic, drug-abusing black man in a conductors' outfit without pants on Christmas eve isn't funny: it's just children being picked up by an alcoholic, drug-abusing black man in a conductors' outfit without pants on Christmas eve! I'd like to say that the article I wrote was Unchristian, intolerant, and pro-child abuse, and that Cajek is not fit to run this country! He's- /me brings Dr. Skullthumper closer He's the anti-Christ! I'M SERIOUS! DON'T VOTE FOR HIS STUPID SHIT! ...oh my god, he's coming! /me sits up straight and pretends like nothing is going on Oh, and thank you for liking my article! :D   Le Cejak <1:07 Oct 09, 2008>

OMG IT'S CAJEK  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:10 Oct 09, 2008 AND FOR THE MOMENT HE'S UNBANNED!!!
YAY! ...I MEAN BOO!   Le Cejak <1:15 Oct 09, 2008>

Why Other Uncyclopedias do not hide?

What wrong with Template:languages?--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 03:57, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Fixed!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:04 Oct 10, 2008



Why did you deleted Međugorje article?

--Nena Djeb. 09:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

A passing Admin (and sexy Bureaucrat) has restored the article. I would suggest expanding the article and adding more general humour to make it funnier for people who live outside of the village (and not just those that live in the next village along, either!) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Blocked Article

Hi, I'm new on Uncyclopedia and I just made an article on RuneScape. The page was blocked from creation (by you) and it said on the CVP page I should ask an admin to move the page if I wanted to create a CVPd article. I created it at RunEscape; could you please move the article (if you think it's ok) to RuneScape? Thanks.--Pig House 16:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Hi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! CVP'd articles are called CVP because they're constantly recreated as crap articles. As such, it's not a good idea to write a CVP article - that's why they're protected, to stop new users from creating articles based off of common concepts, characters, or games, without understanding how to make such a page funny. Please don't try to circumvent the system with different capitalization. I've moved it to your userspace because you're technically not allowed to write CVP'd articles in mainspace.
If you want to write a CVP'd article, first you should know you're doing pretty much the impossible. An article has to have a good concept, and trying to just write something funny about a common thing just doesn't cut it. If you really think you've got an original, creative, and most importantly, funny concept, give it a start in your userspace and ask for a Pee Review. If you manage to do the impossible and make a good page out of a CVP'd title, then it'll be moved to mainspace.
Personally, though, I'd suggest spending your time working on different articles. For reasons mentioned above, it's hard to make anything funny or worth the effort out of a page with a CVP title; that's why they're protected, because they're deleted so often. At any rate, welcome and happy writing!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:46 Oct 10, 2008

shortpages fix

hey skull, i noticed a while ago that you applied the 'fix' to disambiguation pages to keep them off of the shortpages list. this makes it much easier to peruse shortpages. i'm thinking of doing more with that concept: maybe with subpages (like Cabal/Cabal3), unpoetia (many of which are extremely short), purposely short pages (like The Answer to The Great Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything), and the like. what do you think? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:18, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

That's an awesome idea. If there's any way to compile a list of said pages I'll get Fnoodle to do it. Howzatsound?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:41 Oct 10, 2008


Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:26, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

re: Kowaru

Uh, um, Skull? Don't ban him for that! On my behalf, would you consider giving him another chance? I don't know why I'm standing up for him, but I was THERE when he "archived" and, uh... oh my behalf? Please?   Le Cejak <3:03 Oct 11, 2008>

Yea, just ban Cajek instead. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:05, Oct 11
Okay, okay: MrN just saved his ass on IRC by pointing out that his mistake was discussed on his talkpage. Still, fucking around with VFD, whether by accident or on purpose, has traditionally warranted a 24-hour ban with little exception, and who am I to mess with tradition? I'm unbanning him now... although BACK IN MY DAY we got banned for WEEKS at a time and we were HAPPY TO HAVE THAT...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:06 Oct 11, 2008
Yeah! 15 miles in the snow, and et cetera! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:09, Oct 11
On 56k modems!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:12 Oct 11, 2008

I like how nobody noticed I archived right after him. YES! BAN FREE SINCE OCTOBER '08!!   Le Cejak <3:14 Oct 11, 2008>

Psh. Banning Cajek is so passé.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:19 Oct 11, 2008
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