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I don't understand

Your comment on Talk:Fat americans? It appears to be a rather aggressive comment? I have but a construction tag on the article. Why would I move it to my user space? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:59, Dec 23

Because there is a very good chance that it will be deleted. Look at User:Starnestommy/Ct. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:02, Dec 24
What he said.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:03 Dec 24, 2007
Also, I apologize for any aggression. I didn't intend for it to be taken in such a way. I'm also tired. And sick. And homeless. And I lost all but three fingers in a bet. And my left big toe has succumbed to frostbite. And I forgot to feed my turtle, and then realized I'd forgotten to buy a turtle. And we're out of waffles. So as you can imagine, my life sucks right now. Oh, and additionally, I think everyone's very, very tired of worthless stubs being kept around for anything longer than QVFD. So move it to your userspace and get it outta the mainspace if you want it kept. I don't think anyone's too pleased with you going around saying "Hey look! A funny stub!" either. We're tired of stubs at the moment.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:07 Dec 24, 2007
Well fair enough. It made me laugh harder than anything else I had seen for days on Uncyc, so I just thought I would share it. I actually seriously think it is brilliant, but I guess people have had enough with the Winkler thing... Could you show me how to delete the BHOP page? What do I do? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:15, Dec 24
QVFD. -- Starter-request. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:18, Dec 24
FU EDIT CONFLICT To be honest, I heart the page. Way better than certain other stubs. Unfortunately, I just don't think people're ready... So yeah. If you want to delete the BHOP page, add it to QVFD with a quickie explanation. An admin might delete it, or might leave it, depending. Person'lly I don't see anything wrong with the BHOP page, especially if you move the thingy to your userspace. It's quite funny. But the fact that it's alive and in the mainspace might set a few people off. Besides, it could be deleted at any moment, safer this way.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:19 Dec 24, 2007
Cool. I get ya. Thanks for the advice. I will move it to my userspace, and direct the BHOP page there. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:22, Dec 24
Be sure to perform an actual page move and not a copy and paste. You'll be the envy of all your friends if you save the first edit.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:24 Dec 24, 2007
Tis done. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:30, Dec 24
Nice job, fatso.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:31 Dec 24, 2007
That's actually the first page I have moved in my 6 weeks here... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Dec 24
It gets easier after the first time.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:40 Dec 24, 2007


Much appreciated, Dr. Skullthumper. Do you know how I can start writing articles and then save the drafts, rather than directly posting them?Robdoggh 04:19, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Yessir. You just create a subpage. To do that, all you have to do is type User:Robdoggh, a slash, and then the subpage name. For instance User:Robdoggh/Flappy ho-ha would create a subpage for you.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:37 Dec 24, 2007

Zombiebaron, Jr.

Take a look at VFHS. My nomination fucked up! I think somebody didn't do something right, because it's not showing anything except the nominator. (Also, I'm going to nom you for VFS when it comes up again.)   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 25 / 20:03)

  1. Well, so much for "Christmas off." Damn the addictiveness of the Internet.
  2. Fixed. <nowiki> tags or not, Fag can't leave brackets open in a VFH nom. Bad bad bad!
  3. Cool. I love losing! Probably to Modusoperandi next month.
  4. Never, ever, ever call me Zombiebaron, Jr. again. Ever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:18 Dec 25, 2007

A Cold Shower


I think you need to wash away the booze!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 04:16)

You're so thoughtful, Cajek. You're... suchanice person... I looove youuu... (splashes self with water) Ugh, bloody eggnog.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:18 Dec 26, 2007
I try to keep my eggnog to hard liquor only. I refuse to have a repeat of last Christmas.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 04:29)
(predictably): Why? What happened... last Christmas?
LIGHTS DIM. SPOTLIGHT ON CAJEK. MAN IN AUDIENCE COUGHS. PAUSE.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:37 Dec 26, 2007
If you're going to have eggnog... try not to put anything crazier than heroin in there.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 04:43)
Congrats, you're fucking weird. Go play with SkullCat on my userpage.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:45 Dec 26, 2007
I liked that flashgame! Pointless... and adorable!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 04:47)
Kind of like me. Actually, there's an even more pointless one I can think of ... hold on ...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:50 Dec 26, 2007
Eh, never mind, removed it. I think my talk page should be accessible without going through the "Do you want to display this?" stuff.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:07 Dec 26, 2007

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 4! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

um, shouldn't the page Maddy Trainor-Ries be protected to avoid recreation or something?

Just wondering if making the page a deleted redirect was really a good idea, given that said page was originally a redirect to a nonexistant myspace page. 20:10, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Well that took a while for someone to notice. I listed it on QVFD, it's an unnecessary redirect and it should be deleted soon. And just so you know, there's no magical deletion template. The best you can do is list something on VFD and add {{VFD}} to the article in question, but because you're an IP address you can't edit VFD, so sucks for you.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:16 Dec 26, 2007

You fucking conflicted me

After I conflicted you, you conflicted me! Thought you ought to know--Æ 20:11, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah?! Well your mom!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:16 Dec 26, 2007
I have 2 dads. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:41, Dec 26
Skullthumper, Led doesn't have a mom. When you're talking to Led, say "Your dads". Thank you.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 26 / 21:43)
Or "yo daddys", if you want to be formal. Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 01:20, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
I was talking to AE, you fool! Am I gonna have to put you on Ban Patrol on grounds of "Not Seeing The Bloody Obvious"?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:10 Dec 27, 2007
Probably. Alternatively, you could always go with the classic and BP the USERNAME template. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:48, Dec 27
Don't you just hate it when random people wander onto your talk page and try to get involved in what's going on... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:51, Dec 27
It's even worse when they don't give a damn what's going on and post whatever the hell they want. Ahhh, I love talk pages. Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 03:53, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
It's cool, as long as <insert name here> doesn't get wind of this...   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 27 / 03:59) oh I'm so bad!

Wait a minute, JERKFACE!

Oh, hi!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 27 / 05:55)

(runs up to answer the talkpage) Just a minute! Just a minute! (opens door) Oh... it's Cajek again.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:56 Dec 27, 2007
Just vote Symbol for vote for! Stop making me run up and down the halls of uncyc!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 27 / 06:01)
Nice timing, just finished reading. Another goodie, I must admit. Also, those templates are the dumbest things ever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:04 Dec 27, 2007
I'm glad you liked it, Skull. You're cool. I'm sorry I whored.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 27 / 06:05)
(puts on robe) God forgives you, my son. Do YOU want YOUR sins forgiven? Starting from $1 for minor sins!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:08 Dec 27, 2007
Have a Cajekland funbuck. It's worth slightly less than the paper it's printed on.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 27 / 06:11)

Sorry about the double revert.

Muy bad on the article Gunz I was watching Starnes2 at the same time you were. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 21:56, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

No worries. Actually, I'm not watching Starnes2 at all. But y'know. No harm done.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:58 Dec 28, 2007
I am not sorry, by the way.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 29) 14:36
That's it, Cajek. We're through.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:18 Dec 29, 2007
...Yer mom.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 29) 17:52

From Ban Patrol

Paperclips? Clipspaper? Yeah, I suppose we shan't jump to conclusions or anything.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:59 Dec 29, 2007

If you have anything to tell me, next time do it on my talk page please, not on ban patrol. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my NEOPETS? 20:04, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Yessir. There seemed to be a conversation going on about it already, sir. Didn't see the harm in adding to it at the time, sir. Won't happen again, sir.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:12 Dec 29, 2007

thank you

Thank you for welcoming me! —Ionas Dalton Freeman 23:39, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome! Have fun editing.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:41 Dec 29, 2007

Thank you

Thank you for your very kind response. —Ionas Dalton Freeman 06:22, 30 December 2007 (UTC)


Yes. Understood. Also, this comment will look cryptic and mysterious in a month, when you can't remember what I'm talking about. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:37, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. So, we have an understanding, then? I'd hate to have something terrible happen to you.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:51 Dec 31, 2007
It does! It does look really cryptic! In a related matter, I hope that you will see to it that our arrangement precedes as planned. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:59, Dec 31


You're a knight now! You slay dragons for me, yes?   Le Cejak <-> (Jan 1) 00:57

I might be a knight, but bloody hell, Cajek, you're a Knight Grand Cross! Congratulations to you on that!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:40 Jan 01, 2008


Congrats on the whole knighthood-UotM thing. Lucky. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 19:23 3 Jan, 2008)

Thanks so much! You know, if I was a bit less lazy, I'd go and make one of them thank-you template things. But lucky? That's not luck, m'boy. That's hard work and long hours. I mean, seriously. Some people take forever to bribe.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:39 Jan 03, 2008
Of course it's luck, what else explains why I haven't won it yet? I put out quality articles, dedicate myself to site maintenance, and supply the site with more useless polls than it could ever want or need. Most people are perfectly qualified, it's just luck. It's all a roll of the dice. Everybody gets one. Congrats on having your number pulled, asshat.
Okay so I didn't mean it. You're no asshat. We cool, dog? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:10 3 Jan, 2008)
FU SYSRQ. Ah! It rhymes!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:14 Jan 03, 2008
How does that rhyme? My name is pronounced sis-rek, and FU is pronounced ef-yew. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:18 3 Jan, 2008)
Ohhh. See, my brain pronounces your username Sis-Are-Queue. I suppose I'll have to get a replacement one.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:22 Jan 03, 2008
Hey, I know a doctor that specializes in cranial surgery! Now what was his name again? I think it started with a "N"... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:24, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, it's okay. My brain pronounces your username not-ASS-hat-luv-♥-frend. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 14:14 4 Jan, 2008)

Holy Batfuck

Now that I have scanned through some of your 'shit-work' suggestions, I realise WHY you made those suggestions! Help is on the way! The Fishy One shall endeavor to relieve you of some of your burden. Finnius.png

Sure. My mentality is, grab some JavaScript and join in the fray! It's just sort of become habit for me when I'm bored.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:57 Jan 06, 2008

Here's your cookie!

I put it in the oven a long time ago, but I got distracted so it might be a bit burnt... sorry about that. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Newcookie User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
My first cookie ever! Given by the first person to write on my talk page ever! Woohoo!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:50 Jan 06, 2008


Thanks for reverting my Jean Bart article... I've been out of writing for some months, and it's great to see that people care for the articles! --Icons-flag-vl Icons-flag-jf Lambic HarkHark! 15:05, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

What?! I'm sorry, you must have the wrong site. Caring violates our core policy of UN:N! Oh no! I'm going to be executed. Nice knowing you.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:07 Jan 06, 2008


Hya Sthumper, do me a favor and don't feature articles in the future, it may cause some havoc in the featuring process. Thanks! ~ Mordillo where is my NEOPETS? 12:13, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Replied on your talk page. (scratches head in confusion)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 14:28 Jan 13, 2008
Allright, let me explain. I just came back after four days in Istanbul, having way too many Halva, Cnafe, fish, Turkish Beer and Hamam sessions which completely fucked me up, that's why I don't pay attention. You corrected the nom page for Alien vs. Predator after TKF closed the nomination, and so it appeared that you closed it. Sorry for that! You know that I'd married you instantly if were a female were Jewish girlfriend wasn't expecting me to marry her. :) So sorry again! ~ Mordillo where is my NEOPETS? 15:28, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I just saw you edit your userpage

Isn't that great? Oh, also, good luck on passing classes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Leaving? Us? For school? Question marks? Oh, promise you'll come back, Doctor! Here. Take this necklace. It's my favorite, you know. Now you'll have to come back, so you can return it, ya'hear? Don't leave us, Dr. S! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:35, Jan 16
Awweh. We're gonna miss you, Skelly. Yeah, I just called you Skelly. Come back soon, yeah? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 01:26 16 Jan, 2008)
Hey, look, I've stopped by for an hour or so to defend against the evils of quality control. Although then I'm going again. So thanks for stopping by my talkpage. Don't worry — I'll be back for good soon enough!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:27 Jan 18, 2008
Can I borrow your uncyc password while you're gone? ...To keep it safe?   Le Cejak <-> Jan 19 (03:43)

I Love You

You've made the first intelligent comment on Uncyclopedia. :-) "I hate quality control with a passion. Explain why we're in such a rush to delete everything. Do we have some kind of deadline?" Finally someone with sense.

Note, of course, that on the new, incoming shit, I have no sympathy. I also have no sympathy for asshats who, say, badger admins. So, you've put your heart in the wrong place, I'm afraid.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:25 Jan 18, 2008
That reminds me of the time I accidently flushed the toilet while the plumbers were still working on the pipes. "Incoming shit." -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 03:47, Jan. 19, 2008


You're some kind of person. Go exist somewhere!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:39, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm workin' on it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:19 Jan 26, 2008

My ASS is on FIRE!!!!!

Are you going to do the Spontaneous Ass Combustion article? If not, may I have permission to go forth with that idea? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:01, Jan. 30, 2008

Go fer it. I haven't been writing in ages anyway, and I'm not likely to start now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:30 Jan 30, 2008

What's up?

You seem a bit off lately. Everything OK? ~ Mordillo where is my NEOPETS? 15:12, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

I seem to have misplaced my sense of humor. Ironically, that's the very reason I came here in the first place, and I'd found it again, but then school wrecked it. Basically, the first half of senior year raped my charming personality and turned it into a very angry one.
However, the second half of my senior year is going to be maybe the easiest few months of my high school career. Besides that, I have a girlfriend, who doubles as my best friend. So I'm likely to be a lot more cheery soon. Once you start seeing actual articles from me again, I'll be back to "normal". And by "normal" I mean "not too crazy, but just crazy enough to write on Uncyclopedia again".  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:05 Jan 31, 2008
That's good! We're loosing too many good users lately, I wouldn't want to see another one vanishing.... ~ Mordillo where is my NEOPETS? 17:13, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
Don't worry, there's only one thing that can drive me off this site now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:02 Jan 31, 2008
Seriously, what is it between the both of you? ~ Mordillo where is my NEOPETS? 19:01, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
The issue of Quality Control, and the fact that we can't take a joke from each other, basically.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:49 Feb 02, 2008


Thanks Kip! I feel special. If slightly disgusted.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:26 Feb 02, 2008


Ah, the good doctor. He sticks to his guns. He thumps with great fervor. With such assets, perhaps he should look into becoming an OB/GYN.

Anyway, thank you for your support in the Writer of the Year competition. I know we disagree about some things around here, but your unwaivering support is sincerely appreciated. So, from the bottom of my mothballed, lemon-scented heart, I say thank you kindly. --THINKER 06:06, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for sticking around and writing. I know you've met with some conflicts and some assholes, but you've still remained a user who's not afraid to voice his opinions despite it all. I think we may as well cool it on the forums, eh? It's not going to get us anywhere. Other than perhaps me banned. Besides, I've been a bit off lately, and my real-life attitude is leaking into Uncyclopedia. Hopefully it'll either improve, or I'll take a break.
So basically: You're welcome.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:10 Feb 02, 2008


For tipping of TFK.  :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:30, Feb 2

No worries! :)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:02 Feb 02, 2008

Re:Your wish is my command!

Hi, thanks for the link to the rollback data, but isn't it only for admins? Also, I'm not very good with the coding pages, so I might enter some of the coding incorrectly. Thanks, simon rjh 11:27, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Soo...explain yourself.

So you still come here even though you're telling us to fuck ourselves. So you're alive even though learnin' school is killing you. So you don't contribute articles anymore, you just pretend you do. What the fuck is going on? Are you here or not? And I'm not saying get lost or anything, I'm saying if you're going to be here than be here and quit being a pussy.


~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:00 3 Feb, 2008)

Hold on a minute... when did I ever tell you to fuck yourselves? Sure, every once in a while I get annoyed at the occasional user, but we all do. And yeah, I'm alive somehow despite school. And I don't even pretend to contribute articles 'cuz I haven't written anything lately and everyone knows that. But uh...
I'm not being a pussy, I'm just hugely busy in real life. I love this girl to start with and things are just getting complicated with her. And college and scholarships are a bitch. And I have play practice at odd times. And things things things and more things. Basically I come here to let my brain melt for a bit, it helps. That's about all. I'm here, and I'm active in the non-creative parts of Uncyclopedia (QVFD, VFD, VFH if I'm really in a good mood, BP, Forums, and other things like that). If I had the creative energy to write, believe me, I would. But life's just too complicated right now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:05 Feb 03, 2008
Understood. Nice to know you're still going to be here so I have another talk page to whore my articles on. To be honest, I'm cutting back on this whole Uncyc thing myself. (besides the whole lady thing, I'm spending Valentine's Day alone at my job) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:12 3 Feb, 2008)

Ode to the Monotony of Life

I'm making something big for it. Something I'm using my newfound time & resources to make. It'll blow your mind (maybe), or at least show a new side of me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:07, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Image:Ode.mp3 is done. Do with it what you want.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:04, 10 February 2008 (UTC)


I was considering doing that exact same thing! But I was too pussy, and so I never gave anything up. You definately have more will power than me. God bless you. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:13, Feb. 12, 2008

I gave up uncyc for a week, once, when I went on vacation. You know what's really annoying? Coming back to that nagging little orange box at the top of the screen. Don'tcha just hate that? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:03, Feb 12

I did what??

On (I think) Vanilla the rabbit's talkpage, you said I added some other member's name into the article. The problem is, I never even KNEW the article existed when this occured. Again, I didn't know about the article when this happened, so it couldn't have been me. Is it at all possible that I was sharing an IP with the person who did this? Flannelman 23:17, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry 'bout the double post, but I think that this was just a joke, cause the "Insert name here" tag with the triangle-ish brackets popped up my name...and since I was logged in at the time, that prolly explains why I thought you blamed me. Sorry! Flannelman 23:20, 20 February 2008 (UTC)


Congrats buddy. You actually managed to stay off of Uncyc for all of lent. Good for you! But lent is over, so get your lazy ass back to work. But remember, we still love you☻☺.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:57, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, seriously, it's all falling apart here. And if we got Herr Doktor back(ish) your excuses have been spent. Now come back already! ~Jewriken.GIF 06:58, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Yeah! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:57, Mar 23
And that's double Yea! from me!!! If you do come back Mr Skullthumper, it would be really great to hear your views on this forum post. Most people don't appear to be taking it seriously... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:07, Mar 23
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I gave up wanking all of Lent, and I'm not getting any accolades.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:15, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
O.O - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:25, Mar 23
Oh hi, I'm back. And congrats Ljlego, I tried that once. Didn't make it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:42 Mar 24, 2008

Stay gone! <3 --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:58, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

I think he's taken your suggestion to heart.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:56, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
</3 --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:59, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

SKULLTHUMPER! You finished with your damn lentil soup?!?!?! Welcome back! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:50, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome. I missed this place. On an unrelated note, my girlfriend gave up talking for Lent. Unfortunately, it didn't work.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:52 Mar 24, 2008
Hea, what the hell is going on? Cajek and the Dr both return in a matter of a few days? Did they think of running off together and change their mind and come back? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:53, Mar 24
Cajek left? Cajek returned? Oh, I nearly forgot to give him a greeting.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:55 Mar 24, 2008
It's a massive return, we have those two, HerrDoktor, Hardwick and even Procopious :) ~Jewriken.GIF 17:55, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
HerrDoktor? Hardwick Findlebuggy? Are you Zarking serious? I've never met them! Oh, the joy!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:58 Mar 24, 2008
Oh yeah, since you weren't here to hold the impulsive, deluded masses back with your rationality, some crazy person made me a sysop. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a userpage to huff... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:34, Mar 24

Wo, DrS is back...when it comes to uncyc stuff, I've got the slowest fucking reaction time, I swear. Good to have you back, buddy. -RAHB 00:49, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

About time. I was lookin' for you. Eventually I saw you on Recent Changes yesterday and thought, "Oh, goody! My old pal RAHB is here! Now he'll come on IRC and chat with the rest of us and I can say hi!!" But noooooo...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:51 Mar 26, 2008
Maybe I'll do that...maybe. If I'm not too busy reliving my childhood with this damn Pokemon emulator. (as a sidenote, FU to all those who didn't acknowledge my return to uncyc in this section. My article is fucking featured for christ's sake!) -RAHB 00:53, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
You were gone, too, huh? Egads. Everyone seems to be returning. Just like Jesus, Uncyclopedia shall be reborn! We will be bigger than Jesus, even!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:55 Mar 26, 2008
Bigger than Jesus eh? I dunno, according to Zana, he's pretty well hung. Let's start with, maybe one of those angel guys that was always delivering messages from the afterlife. You know, work our way up. -RAHB 01:45, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Are you back to harass me yet?

How long until I'm banned via your shannanigans?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 25 (23:25)

What? How dare you accuse me of all the wrongdoings you yourself have committed? Just because I vandalize a few userpages doesn't mean you have to just jump on the bandwagon, you know. God, I hope you never become sysop, otherwise what fun would you be if I can't get you banned all the time?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:42 Mar 25, 2008
It's like I tell my criminology professor about becoming a cop: I would let people out of prison because prison is scary. I would tell them "I hope I don't see you back here" and drive them personally back to their house. I might even become a corrupt cop! Same thing with admin. I would unban everyone and tell them they're okay, but to not do it again. Man, central california is messed up. It's almost as bad as socal, but without the reputation! Man!   Le Cejak <-> Mar 25 (23:48)
Shut up and go fix an article.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:50 Mar 25, 2008
Also, why are you never on IRC?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:53 Mar 25, 2008
Because I have a shitty client that only lets me be on one server at a time. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:30, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
  1. Get Firefox.
  2. Get ChatZilla.
  3. Cajek, your voice sounds different today for some reason. Got a frog in your throat?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:37 Mar 26, 2008
I tried Chatzilla once and, quite frankly, I found it way too ugly. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:47, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

A quick holla

So I'm sitting in the lobby at the Best Western in Waco, Texas and I see this computer. And then I'm like "wait, Easter was two days ago! Skullthumper is back!" So I figure I might as well give my favorite non-asshat a quick holla. That is, if you are indeed back from the dead. (lolhaha liek jesis) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:16 Mar 26

SysRq! I missed you!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:18 Mar 26, 2008
Oh good, you ARE back. So how was your Uncyc-free Lenten season of grey misery? Make it quick, I got some old cranky trucker that I think is waiting on the computer. He might be aiming to wank it right here in the lobby, in which case I better get back up to my room ASAP. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:23 Mar 26
Fucking boring. I spent all 40 days at a lolcat site. The HORROR, SysRq, the HORROR!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:29 Mar 26, 2008
As long as it was teh lolz and not teh lulz, it couldn't have been THAT bad. Alright nigga, I'm heading back up to my room to play Animal Crossing on the DS I bought myself the other day out of boredom (I love having the money to do that!) so I wouldn't count on my being very active until the end of the week. You take care now. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:32 Mar 26

Skull & Cajek, talking it up old school

Skull, give me a hint on your article idea. I will decide if it's crazy or not. Also, mind if I whore to you?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 26 (22:41)

Okay, here's my idea. An article on The Evolution of the 3 Hole Punch or something equally common. Then we trace hole-punching throughout history, talking about ancient hole punching, the deep desire within us all to punch holes, and so on and so forth. Or maybe even go off on a tangent about punching things. Or holes.
The point of the article would be to string so many completely unrelated things in history together to make them have something to do with the evolution of the three hole punch. And then towards the end talk about looking to the future (a five-hole punch maybe?) and where we would be without hole punchers.
However, it needs to be totally zany and full of tangents. Which you seem to be good at.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:14 Mar 26, 2008

Interesting. Before I went on hiatus (which I might still be on, I think), I was considering an article Stapling or HowTo:Staple or something dumb like that. You should do 3 Hole Punch or something similar and see how it comes out. I like the idea, but it isn't getting me to LOL right now, just like my recently well received Floor seemed like a terrible idea at the time. The history would be the main part of the article, obviously, but map it out a little so that it's not utter randomness. I'll keep checking on you to see how you're doing! BTW, what do you have planned out for it so far?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 26 (23:29)

I haven't really, it was just an idea I was kicking around and I figured I'd brainstorm with you, being the king of zany articles. I'll probably be working on something else until a solid idea hits me that's funny by itself, y'know whatimean?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:36 Mar 26, 2008

Thank you so so much for your mad programming skillz on my game!! Wow, insane! Thank you again!

Anyway, about 3 Hole Punch, you would probably need to start out explaining why 3 hole punches are needed in the first place... I'm thinking binders? Office supplies? And THEN move on to how to punch holes into things. Whatdyathink?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (02:47)

Maybe. I'll have to think of a way to make an original article, one that doesn't repeat the theme of "take a simple concept and way, way overdo it" because it's been done so often. Anyway, no problem with the game. If you ever need mass editing done, just ask me and I'll see if I can sic my AWB on it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:38 Mar 27, 2008
Well, take a look at my ideas page like I have advised others to do. Maybe something will hit you?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (21:09)
Dude, it has to be a collab! And since you asked, I agree to help you. :D (where are you starting it?)   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (21:15)
A Skull/Cajek collab?! Insanity! Madness! Uh, I dunno yet. I'm not even sure if it should be a HowTo or a Why. I'll link you up the instant I get some ideas.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:46 Mar 28, 2008
Perhaps an UnBook?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 28 (01:49)
"The Great American Novel must start from the humblest of origins. Consider your writing material. Paper? Hah! Too classy. To truly be the Great American Novel, we suggest the use of toilet paper, tissues, or cardboard. {{Tip|An artist must suffer for his art, so be sure to arrange as many interruptions as possible. Have people call you at random times. Consider shooting yourself in the leg.}}" etc...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:55 Mar 28, 2008 sure to choose a topic that's truly depressing and patriotic at the same time. Of course this means that you, yourself, must also be depressing and patriotic. This part cannot be stressed enough: no happy person ever was a good artist, especially while writing the Great American Novel. Mar 28 (01:58)   Le Cejak <->
Here's a weird idea: Let's brainstorm some basic points here before we work on the writing of it. This will be, after all, the great American Uncyclopedia article on the Great American Novel. We don't want to miss anything.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:01 Mar 28, 2008


Sounds like the kind of thing that will be really useful helping clean up red links, categories and whatnot (you know, stuff that's annoying to do manually). Looking through it, do you need a special version of it or something? Just wondering, because it's the sort of thing I might be interested in. –—Hv (talk) 27/03 16:32

THEDUDEMAN and I both have it. Keep in mind, it's not a bot. It's just a way to get stuff done faster. If you're interested, someone on the AWB development team made a hacky version that "shouldn't fuck over" too much, which can be found here. It's not exactly user-friendly at the moment and takes a lot of screwing around to get it to work properly. Sometimes you have to kick it a bit, y'know? If you're interested, give it a download. The only advice I have to give to you is mark all edits minor, or else an admin is bound to get pissed off. Good luck.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:52 Mar 27, 2008
Looks like a very handy tool to have to me... I have a few ideas I'm working on myself. My only reservation would be that removing red links is not always the best idea. Sometimes there are articles which really do need writing, and having the red links around the place probably does help. I noticed that THEDUDEMAN used it to remove all the links to Diet which I thought was a bit odd as that's probably a title which is worth keeping. There are many that are not obviously... Don't know if you chaps agree with me on this... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:11, Mar 28
To be honest, I think that was more of a test than anything else. If it's a stupid link perhaps that method should be enacted... otherwise maybe not so much. I dunno. We're just testing stuff at the moment. It's not the most reliable program I've ever used to say the least.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:13 Mar 28, 2008
Yea I'm with the Dr on this. Last night I just wanted to test out the software's capibalities and that seemed like the best way to do it. But really, after a while all those red links do start to look like shit. Some of the older ones that will never will get created should be removed.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:17, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Date in the Sig

Skull? You're a technological type of guy... how do you do that date thing with your sig? is it still 3 tildes? What does your nickname look like in prefs? Could you take a look at User:Cajek/sig2? I'm sorry, it's just that I'm so tired of this crap with my sig! Mar 28 (02:19)   Le Cejak <->

No problem. This is what my sig looks like in prefs:
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig{{subst:!}}{{subst:#time:H:i M d, Y}}}}
And it's three tildes, because four would give you an extra timestamp.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:21 Mar 28, 2008
Oh, and check out this to customize your timestamp.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:26 Mar 28, 2008
Oh thank you so much, Skull! I'm sorry to bother you about something so stupid!   Le Cejak <02:28 Mar 28, 2008>
Dude, look at the list of talk archives at the top. I deal with signature stuff all the time, and usually pop around tweaking things in people's sigs anyway. It's no problem.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:29 Mar 28, 2008
I could have it give the year in the "Thai Solar Calendar". I've been looking for that function!   Le Cejak <02:34 Mar 28, 2008>
Don't listen to him, Cajek. You're an idiot. You should go kill him now for making you look like one.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:35, 28 March 2008 (UTC)


Thank you for fixing up my signature! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 23:19, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm banging my head against a bot made of... meat.

Your bot is a huge ass. A HUGE ASS. Is it you or not? Am I going crazy? It reverts everything, Skull! Make it stop! It's being an ass!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [2:17]>

Thank you, Dr. Skullthumper,

for the Welcome to Uncyclopedia. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bark-Bark McCyborg (talk • contribs)

Hey, you're welcome. Have a look at those links and start exploring! It's fun over here. Also, remember to sign your posts with four tildes, like this: ~~~~ Good luck!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:14 Apr 02, 2008

I heard you're good at the signature stuff

You seem to be the sort of person who understands signatures and the like, so, what I was wondering...Could you save my signature? It seems to be deformed: The date shows up in a box instead of appearing next to my signature as it should. Like so... --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 10:29, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Fixed! You just left a tag open, was all.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:22 Apr 03, 2008
See? I knew he'd sort it! Those of the medical persuasion are so much more reliable then those of us who hang about under manholes... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:23, Apr 3
Wait, there's a difference?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:32 Apr 04, 2008

Hey, it's that guy that talks to me occasionally

Skull! I know I'll probably get banned for this*, but could you help me with the template here? I'm going insane trying to put it on the right side of the screen. BTW, it's partly stolen from template:Infobox Television, which I think has a MAJOR problem. Thank you, Skull! Talking to you without all of your "responding" makes it so much easier!   Le Cejak <Apr 05, 2008 [14:20]>


*I always get banned when I talk to you

Formatting fixed. Yer welcome. And look, you didn't get banned!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:39 Apr 05, 2008
Hey, it's that guy who gets banned sometimes, and he's thanking me!   Le Cejak <Apr 05, 2008 [22:44]>
Skull, thanks for lightening up my sig. I always felt it wasn't joyous enough. I so hate beautiful sky blue!   Le Cejak <Apr 06, 2008 [16:39]>
Could you help me again with the template at the beginning of My Mother the Car? Could you somehow make it the same color background all the way around, so that the text isn't just hanging out there in space? Thank you for the help, as always   Le Cejak <Apr 06, 2008 [16:39]>
Fix'd. Also, how long before an admin notices our sigs and we both get in trouble?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:42 Apr 06, 2008
Thank you, Skull! Great joke in the revision history, too! AHAHAHAHA! Just do what I do: deny everything. EVERYTHING.   Le Cejak <Apr 06, 2008 [16:45]>
For the record, I noticed a while ago. Trouble is, the admins are lazy. To ban you, I'd have to click "block user," then set a ban reason and time, and then move my hand all the way over to the keyboard to hit enter. Way too much effort. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:15, Apr 6
I, uh, don't know what you're talking about. I deny everything.   Le Cejak <Apr 06, 2008 [19:18]>
...Skull started it.   Le Cejak <Apr 06, 2008 [19:35]>

your welcome for the "why?do i have a drug dealer on my buddy list" article

It was really no problem, it just took me a few minutes to figure out the code, and all the messages for an IM conversation. But, it was just rewarding to slightly improve such an already hilarious article. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Moonzeppelin (talk • contribs)

Thankings n' thankings

Almost forgot...have this:

Newcookie User:TheLedBalloon has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks again for the help with that Mediawiki business. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:25, Apr 6

Yer so welcome. (Cookie! Yay!)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:57 Apr 06, 2008

Further Thanks 'n' thankings

Average thanks UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.

As Cajek's sig links to you, you get his thanks template. When I get to your vote, I guess he'll get yours, so it all evens up. So, thanks for the vote Caj ol' buddy! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:40, Apr 7

Thanks!   Le Cejak <Apr 07, 2008 [16:13]>

Famine's sig?

That's below the belt, dude? Below the freakin' belt.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:19, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

I thought it was clever. -Sir SysRq, CUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:22, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
<3 Famine Bone_S_clear.png Sir Skullthumper, Kun Petition »
Newcookie User:Under user has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For being such a trendsetter! ~Miner UysUq! Talk! Sex! =/ KUNRotMVFHSKPEEINGHP @ 21.32 Apr 7

I'm going to get fat if I keep hanging around here.   ~  {{{1}}} Skull OMG VOGHT FOR MY ARTIKLES OR NOM SUM CUZ IM A WHORE LOL
Awweh, I wanted to get the STM sig! Oh well. I think this dead horse has been successfully beaten. 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (SysRq) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 02:01, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I helped start this stupid fad! Where's my free Under user template?   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [2:03]>
Don't forget to get Ghaele's sig, Doc! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:05, Apr 8
Pfft, that's such an old fad.-~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 20:39, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
I actually knew the guy, he was the prehistoric version of Thumper here. ~ Mordillo talkcontribs 20:52, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I confess

I didn't read the drug addict article prior to the featuring process. I just did, and If it wasn't too late, I'd damn well vote for it. Great piece. SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 18:05, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, thanks a lot. Little messages like that can mean a lot to a guy, y'know? Sir Skullthumper, KUN VFH YWG NotM LINK UotM GSA VotM FavPer - (Talk)

Down, vile knave!

On your knees now! For excellence in the field of excellent excellentness, I hereby bestow upon you this great rank of honor. Receive it well, wear it weller, show it off wellest. Except that last bit.

Congratulations!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:45, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

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